Country Composer

Chapter 337 I Never Get Angry

Ma Xiaoshu's coquettishness is the kind that catches you off guard, something that most people can't learn.

Since my brother Shu became popular, many brokerage companies have worked hard to study the "principle of Ma Xiaoshu's popularity", trying to imitate and reproduce Ma Xiaoshu's routines, just like a group of people studying the operating routines behind Yang Xiaoyue after she became popular.

There is no doubt that these people all rushed to the street.

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't have any routines, so how can he study them?What can be the result of the research?

What else can I do besides rushing to the street?

Therefore, even a popular fried chicken like Cai Xiaokun can only be greedy.

Although he has been very popular in the past two years, he has received a lot of criticism, not to mention that there are still a group of people chasing and scolding him on the Internet. Ma Xiaoshu is different.

When Ma Xiaoshu arrived at Zhezhou TV, the semi-finals of "The God of Masked Song" had already started.

This program has been broadcast for eight episodes before, and each episode has a winner who advances to the semi-finals, a total of eight places.

As the champion of the second round, Ma Xiaoshu was also shortlisted for the finals.

However, this show is not so cruel. It didn’t invite dozens of singers to compete wildly. Many contestants who did not advance in the current period will postpone to the next period to continue the competition. Therefore, like Xu Ruoyun and Sun Le’an who did not advance in the current period, In the end, they all reached the semi-finals.

Since Ma Xiaoshu went to "Let's Run", he was a bit rushed in time, so the program team took care of it when they were divided into groups.

The semi-final PK groups are as follows:

Riding the sky VS the girl with thousands of faces, the wanderer VS the black swan, the bloody shark VS the wild grass, the beast grass mud horse VS the big black mouse.

Ma Xiaoshu was arranged to appear in the last group because he was afraid of delaying time by recording the program there.

When Ma Xiaoshu went backstage to put on makeup, it was the two contestants in the second group. There was still plenty of time. After all, everyone in the industry knew that Ma Xiaoshu almost didn't need makeup, because it didn't have any effect.

The show was actually very exciting, and the singing skills of the contestants were also very solid, but there were always some ignorant viewers who were asking about Ma Xiaoshu through the barrage.

"When will Ma Xiaoshu play?"

"Is he the last group?"

"That big black mouse is Ma Xiaoshu."

"The rumors have been dispelled. Ma Xiaoshu did not participate in this program."

"The big black mouse is not Ma Xiaoshu."

"Ma Xiaoshu is tearing up the nameplate of "Let's Run", and the photos are all over the Internet."

"I did see the announcement about Ma Xiaoshu's recording program..."

"Ah? It's really not Ma Xiaoshu?"

"The big black mouse should be someone else, perhaps a bigwig in the industry."

"Please stop talking about Ma Xiaoshu?"

"Who cares if Ma Xiaoshu comes?"

When other contestants are singing, it is really rude to cue Ma Xiaoshu repeatedly, but this is the effect the program group wants. Although it is a competition, this is also a variety show.

Ma Xiaoshu messed around in the dressing room, and then started to eat dinner.

What I ate was the boxed lunch from the program group, it was already cold, but the taste was still good, Ma Xiaoshu didn't pick anything.

"Yo~ What about leftovers?"

A sudden voice sounded.

Ma Xiaoshu plucked a shredded lettuce, and when he raised his head, he saw Sun Le'an's dark and fat face.

That guy came in from the door of Ma Xiaoshu's dressing room, and took a look at the name tag on the dressing table without any politeness. It was brought back by Ma Xiaoshu from the "Let's Run" program group.

Due to time constraints, Ma Xiaoshu rushed over without having time to change clothes.

Ma Xiaoshu still remembered the last time Sun Le'an came to provoke him, but he didn't have any mood swings, because he felt that there was no need for such a show to be life-and-death, why bother?Everyone is an adult now.

But Sun Le'an obviously didn't think so, he threw away Ma Xiaoshu's name tag, pulled a chair and sat down, and said with a nuzzle:

"Are the leftovers delicious?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's delicious! The food at Zhezhoutai is always good."

This is true, compared with Mango Terrace, it has an advantage.

Sun Le'an grinned and said, "They all said you like to eat leftovers, so it's true! Hahaha! You look poor, can't you afford takeaway? Or can't you order takeaway?"

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Uncle! I have delivered food before, so of course I will order food."

Sun Le'an: "So you can't bear the money? I'm afraid of being poor."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "It's true that I've never been rich, and I'm reluctant to spend the money I finally earned, but this is the leftover box lunch that other people in the program group didn't eat, and it's not leftovers. It's a pity to waste it."

Sun Le'an: "The trash can also says the same."

Ma Xiaoshu looked at him: "Say it again, I didn't hear you clearly."

Sun Le'an suddenly became a little timid, and changed the topic: "Is the song ready for tonight? Let's go together!"

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Fatty Hei, then looked at the live broadcast on the TV on the wall, and then took a bite of food: "We are divided into a group? A grass mud horse? So you are a divine beast grass mud horse! Remember, a grass mud horse!"

Sun Le'an jumped up: "Who are you scolding?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I didn't scold anyone, it was you who called you a grass-mud horse, is that right? Is it a grass-mud horse?"

"Yes, but..."

Sun Le'an was suddenly a little dazed.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, that's right! You should have said it earlier! A muddy horse!"

He was worried for Sun Le'an, last time he said a lot of cruel words, but the hero didn't leave his name, and he was blind for nothing, pretending to be lonely.

Sun Le'an said: "You just wait to be eliminated! Today, I prepared a super cool song, a new song, from the melody to the singing method, it will crush you in all aspects..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh."

"Oh?"

"Did you talk so much about being thirsty? I think your mouth is so dry...it's almost cracked."

"I want you to take care of it?"

"No, split lips have a great impact on singing, don't you know?"

"I know, but my lip isn't cracked."

"It's about to crack."

"I do not have."

"Then... I have lip balm, do you want it?"

"..."

There is still something I want. No matter how hard-spoken Sun Le'an is, he still knows his own situation. Recently, he has been a little angry, his lips are a little chapped, and he really needs lip balm.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Sell you 300 yuan. It's cheap for you!"

Sun Le'an was so angry that his face turned black: "You, you...Young people, don't jump too high. The water in the music circle is very deep. The higher you jump, the deeper you sink. Be careful not to drown."

Ma Xiaoshu said cheerfully, "Is this a coincidence? My elder brother drowned, he drowned in the pond."

Sun Le'an: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "My old man was afraid that I would drown too, so he taught me to swim since I was a child. Don't worry, I'll still be alive if you drown, hey!"

Sun Le'an smokes from his seven orifices, what the hell did I tell you about swimming?
He was trembling with anger: "You, you... you wait to reveal your face! You are a loser, you have no quality..."

After finishing speaking, he left. He was here to anger Ma Xiaoshu, but he became angry himself.

As for the reason, it is a bit outrageous...

In order to take care of Ma Xiaoshu's time, the program team deliberately moved his group back, and notified the other seven singers, and the lottery showed that Sun Le'an and Ma Xiaoshu were in the same group. The program team also specially asked Sun Le'an for his opinion, if he disagreed You can also coordinate with other players, but he readily agreed.

He agreed, but Sun Le'an was very upset, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Why should the program group open a back door for Ma Xiaoshu alone?Why should the news of his participation in the program be blocked?Is he big?Moreover, I was drawn to be in the same group as him, which was the best chance to step on him, yet the program team actually asked me if I wanted to change?
Who do you look down on?

He first chatted with the program group, and now he came to provoke Ma Xiaoshu, but Ma Xiaoshu remained calm and didn't get any anger at all.

Ma Xiaoshu looked dazed and cute, and asked the makeup artist who was swiping his phone: "Am I not qualified?"

Makeup artist: "Not today, Sun Le'an seems to be out of his mind."

People's eyes are sharp.

"I feel so too."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded and continued to eat. He is already very qualified today, and he didn't even hit Sun Le'an. If it was his brain that issued a card, that guy would have to go out sideways.

I'm afraid, Ma Xiaoshu is in a hurry to eat and has no time to beat him.

The PK of the two players in the second group was over soon, and the third group of players appeared on the stage.

Ma Xiaoshu also ate two boxes of lunch. When he was full, he put on a black mushroom headgear and was led by the program staff to the backstage entrance to prepare for his debut. At the same time, the one with the head of the beast came.

"Humph~"

Sun Le'an snorted angrily.

Ma Xiaoshu felt baffled: "What are you humming? What's wrong!"

After eating and drinking enough, I started to piss people off.

Sun Le'an: "You don't care what I hum..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I will take care of it, what are you humming?"

Sun Le'an: "I'll go to you... ah yo~ hiss..."

The lips are chapped, and the pain is unbearable, and it hurts so much that I can't even open my mouth when I speak.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look, let me tell you that your lips are dry, right? You need to use lipstick when your lips are dry. If you don't use lipstick, they will crack, and they will bleed. Why don't you listen? People in their decades, Still so stubborn, donkeys are not as stubborn as you."

My tree brother has never been angry, and I will kill you!
Sun Le'an was completely speechless, he reached into the hood to touch his mouth, kicked and kicked his manager to find him lipstick, and he became even angrier when he heard Ma Xiaoshu's nagging.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't finish: "Isn't it too late to hold Buddha's feet temporarily? As the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes, and if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will be choked with a scarf! Why didn't you listen to me before? Did I still Can it harm you? Brother Shu, I have always done business fairly and justly..."

The dialect he spoke, this kind of philosophical slang, only the dialect can fully express its meaning.

Sun Le'an obviously understood: "Nimma, ah..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Your mouth is on fire. You have to drink more water and hot water with your physique! Everyone's physique is different. People in mountain cities like us don't drink water when we encounter your situation. We all fight poison with poison. Go eat a hot pot, the kind that is extra spicy, and then don’t use the oil dish, just add the spicy millet and the original soup dish, let me tell you, it’s almost impossible to put it on the table, eat more spicy enoki mushrooms, see you tomorrow, it’s still good to pull it out One by one is very complete..."

Sun Le'an: "Shut up!"

Ma Xiaoshu said cheaply: "Hey, I don't, I still laugh, hahahaha... Look, my mouth is completely fine, envy me? When I get older, I need to restrain my temper and act like a Teddy all the time. What's the point of this messing with that? Isn't it still not popular? Boss Yang said that Xiaohong depends on being popular. Uncle, you can sing well, but your life is not very good."

Sun Le'an touched his mouth, it hurt so much, and stretched out his hand to pull the staff, you fucking shut up that thing, I'm going to blow up!
Ma Xiaoshu: "Look at you, you finally made it to the finals, but your mouth got dry and cracked. Isn't this luck too much? Fate! Fate! Sometimes I have to believe! I don't have that kind of fate, and I don't know how to turn around." to me..."

Sun Le'an was going crazy, he wanted to scold back but couldn't open his mouth, so he could only bear it, don't be too disgusting.

That guy actually sang?

Even the staff in the passage turned their heads away one after another, damn it, it's too sarcasm.

Ma Xiaoshu is not used to Sun Le'an at all: "Are you singing a new song today? Congratulations! Finally, there is a new song, unlike me, who sings new songs every day, and I get tired of singing, so I am very troubled, you know? It sounds good in my head There are too many songs, and I don’t have time to write them.”

At this time, Sun Le'an's assistant finally found lipstick for him, and he took off his mask and began to apply it as if it were a last resort.

Ma Xiaoshu also untied his hood and asked, "What's the flavor of your lipstick?"

Sun Le'an's lungs were about to explode: "None of your business!"

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the staff next to him and shrugged his shoulders: "I've lost my mind, let's have a friendly exchange to improve our relationship, he doesn't know how to chat."

The staff is also numb, what the hell are you talking about?Isn't it to piss him off?

Sun Le'an was furious, and threw the lipstick to the assistant.

Ma Xiaoshu also took out a piece of lipstick and carefully applied it on his mouth. This is a lipstick that Boss Yang bought for him to prevent chapped lips. After applying it, Ma Xiaoshu smacked his mouth:

"Ah! This inspired me to add the lip balm detail to my new movie."

The picture of Zhou Xingxing wearing lipstick when he brought the special police officers on stage!

Of course it didn't happen suddenly, it was just angry with Sun Le'an, when did my brother Shu get angry?

Sun Le'an really exploded in anger: "You fucking bully people too much! I have been on the stage for 20 years and have won countless awards. Is it comparable to you little trash?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Slightly slightly~ I have a Grammy!"

This……

It was so disgusting that the surrounding staff couldn't bear to look directly at it, Ma Xiaoshu is really cheap!
Sun Le'an really couldn't refute.

Yes!

Ma Xiaoshu, he won the Grammy Award for Best Newcomer...

In fact, for Ma Xiaoshu, the Grammy is nothing, that is, these idiots can’t stand up after kneeling for too long. They always feel that the moon in foreign countries is relatively round. force.

Ma Xiaoshu is very Chinese. When Sun Le'an put on a hood and ignored him, he did not forget to tell him:
"Drink more hot water."

"I'm damn, ouch, hell! I..."

Sun Le'an was completely blown up, he couldn't take it anymore, he was about to rush up to beat Ma Xiaoshu, but was stopped by the staff and his assistant.

We can't commit suicide, can we?Not that far!
Ma Xiaoshu looked at the fat little black man with a smile on his face, and even hummed a song: "Pig, your ears are so big, you can't even hear me calling you stupid..."

What is he afraid of?

Anyway, the opponent can't beat me.

Fortunately, the competition for the third group of guests was over. The host Li Hao first cueed the mythical grass mud horse, and Sun Le'an was pushed onto the stage, without further entanglement with Ma Xiaoshu.

Only then did Ma Xiaoshu ask Sun Le'an's assistant: "Brother, why do you dislike me as an artist? Is it because of Hao Shengyin?"

The assistant hesitated for a while, and while the staff were far away, said in a low voice, "No... because you robbed him of his spot in the Spring Festival Gala."

Ma Xiaoshu was even more puzzled: "When did I go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

Assistant: "This year."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why don't I know?"

Assistant: "The internal list has come out. He was originally on the list, but you replaced him later."

So I'm on the Spring Festival Gala list!
I'm great!
Ma Xiaoshu was dubious: "Why did you tell me?"

The assistant said: "Because I'm your fan, Sun Le'an, I've already served enough, and there are only two songs in his works, pretending to be forceful all day long."

Ma Xiaoshu immediately took out his mobile phone and added a WeChat message to him: "If you want to change jobs, remember to contact me. The most we need in Jiaxing is an experienced agent."

At this time, Sun Le'an, who didn't know that his assistant was poached, was grandly introducing his new song on stage:

"This song is a song written and composed by myself. The name is "Fate Starry Sky". It is a..."

Host Li Hao: "Are you the one who composed the music too? Mythical Beast Grass Mud Horse contestant."

Sun Le'an: "Uh... this song is a cover of the Korean song "Love You"."

The audience's interest immediately dropped by half, and it turned out to be a cover song.

Are you embarrassed to say it's your new song?

Soon, Sun Le'an finished singing his "new song", and his performance was quite ordinary.

Originally, the high-pitched part of this song was the bright spot, but Sun Le'an's lips were chapped, and he didn't dare to use any force at all, so that the high-pitched part was hummed softly, and his expressiveness was greatly lacking...

Even so, Sun Le'an was very arrogant, thinking that Ma Xiaoshu could not bring a better song.

He participated in the semi-finals because he had discussed tactics with many well-known singers in the circle. He felt that Ma Xiaoshu won by relying on his singing skills. Therefore, it is better to sing a good song directly to offset Ma Xiaoshu's advantages, and then crush Ma Xiaoshu with his singing skills. .

Ma Xiaoshu walked onto the stage wearing a hood, and after a brief interaction with the host, he began to introduce the new song he brought today:

"My song is a man's song!"

Host Li Hao: "Are you also writing the lyrics and composing the music yourself?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I composed the music, and wrote the lyrics... I wrote the lyrics for the original version, but when I changed it to the Cantonese version, I asked a friend of mine to help me change the lyrics since I was a child. So, strictly speaking, I am not the person who wrote the lyrics."

Li Hao: "So, you want to bring a Cantonese song today?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "If you heard correctly, yes."

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed.

Sun Le'an sneered at the side of the stage, wearing a hood and couldn't see his expression, he could be unscrupulous, he thought Ma Xiaoshu was going to be planted this time, you, a mountain city native, can also sing Cantonese?
Besides, if the song is really good, why forcefully change it to the Cantonese version?

Obviously, the song is not well written!
Ma Xiaoshu took the microphone and said: "This song is called "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant". It's an...ordinary song, it's not rock and roll. Today, I will sing it for everyone to listen to, that's all."

The bossy temperament rushed over.

(End of this chapter)