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Chapter 342 The Birth of an Era

Chapter 342 The Birth of an Era (Final Chapter)
Of course, Ma Xiaoshu won the overall championship of "The God of Masked Singer", which has a lot of moisture in itself, because everyone knows his identity before the competition. fair.

However, those contestants were not dissatisfied. Instead, they shook hands, hugged and congratulated Ma Xiaoshu after revealing their faces.

Li Keqin, Xu Ruoyun, Sha Liangbao and many other bigwigs affirmed Ma Xiaoshu's creative talent and improved singing skills, saying that he deserved the championship.

In fact, they are all polite words, the real reason is...

Sun Le'an unites everyone.

Because Ma Xiaoshu treated that guy and saved everyone's face.

Since then, Brother Shu's status in the music world has risen again, and many music giants have come out to support Ma Xiaoshu. Even the European and American music circles are competing to invite Jay Ma to participate in music programs, but Ma Xiaoshu has declined. He and his brother We went to make a movie.

What's the best way to get out of the corporate rut?
Into the group!

So, Ma Xiaoshu joined the filming crew and acted as the leading actor, screenwriter and director.

As for the director, it's the Shi Liting who had coffee with Ma Xiaoshu before, a director who made money online dramas, it's unreliable after thinking about it.But Ma Xiaoshu just used him. This guy has no other advantages, just one thing, he is what you say, and his professional ability is barely passable under the premise of being obedient.

After all, Ma Xiaoshu doesn't need a director with too much of his own ideas at all, he just needs a tool man.

Shi Liting is very clear about his position.

Otherwise, who should I find as the director?

Any well-known director in domestic entertainment is a dick, and his temper is greater than his ability. Ma Xiaoshu doesn't want to knock down seven or eight trips to the ICU in a row.

The consequences of this are also obvious. The crew's work was not carried out smoothly, and it was full of mistakes and omissions in the beginning and was extremely chaotic.

But apart from Yang Li, most of the participants were Ma Xiaoshu's brothers, they couldn't beat him, so nothing went wrong.

Of course, Boss Yang can beat Ma Xiaoshu, and sometimes he can spit him out, but that is when Ma Xiaoshu is not wearing equipment. Usually, she still gives Brother Shu face outside, not to mention that she is also here to show off. no hurry...

The hardest part was Mr. Sha Yi, who played Uncle Da. He was not only responsible for teaching Ma Xiaoshu's unjust brothers to act in the film crew, but also responsible for coordinating some daily affairs of the film crew.

Yes, Ma Xiaoshu changed the names of the two protagonists at the last minute, Ma Xingxing was changed to Zhou Xingxing, Uncle Sha was changed to Uncle Da, and I don't know why.

Sha Yi explained to everyone very conceitedly: "This is to prevent the audience from having a drama while watching. Aren't we the two of us who are called Ma Xingxing and Uncle Sha? My brother Shu is very reliable in this matter, even though the movie The plot is really creepy..."

Many veteran actors, including Sha Yi and Yang Li, could not understand the logic of the movie, especially the so-called jokes in it, but everyone had a good laugh during filming.

In short, the extremely low efficiency of the crew of "Fight Back to School" is quite worrying...

As a result, Jiaxing terminated the contract with Yang Li, Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen.

Oh shit!

That's not the way to put it badly, is it?

Such a bad movie, is it going to be filmed for another year?Who can stand such a shameless display?Let them go now!Moreover, in the final analysis, it was their gang who played tricks first.

It wasn't until two and a half months after "Fight Back To School" started that a new company jointly invested by Yang Li and Ma Xiaoshu was established, and the crew also welcomed a wave of professionals to successfully complete the finishing work.

The company does not have any hope for this movie, especially after Boss Yang personally watched the rough cut, it is hard to say...

Neuropathy!
Why would anyone want to watch this sand sculpture movie?
On the contrary, Ma Xiaoshu and his gang of wronged brothers watched happily. This kind of sand sculpture temperament is simply amazing, a mudslide in the film industry.

Everyone decided that as long as they don't lose their pants, they will crowdfund a sequel next year.

It's the end of the year in a blink of an eye, and there are still three days before the Chinese New Year.

The Spring Festival Gala is in the final rehearsal, and Sun Zuer and Gao Wen met again. They also participated in this year's Spring Festival Gala and sang a song with two other female artists.Because everyone is not a professional singer, and the relationship is not tacit understanding, so they arrange more time to rehearse songs together.

Although the Spring Festival Gala is very... right?However, this is a full-mic stage after all, lip-synching is not allowed, so you have to practice.

During the rehearsal, Joey was wrapped in a thin blanket, lying on Gao Wen's lap and eating potato chips.

clack clack...

Gao Wen was looking at the score on her mobile phone, silently practicing a few syllables that she didn't sing very well. As an artist from a musical family, she must sing the best, and she must not embarrass brother Xiaoshu.

Sun Zuer handed Gao Wen a piece of potato chips: "Boys are too hard to chase, right? Unexpectedly, that guy has a bottom line."

Gao Wen bit the potato chips and said, "Zu Er, who are you chasing after?"

After several rehearsals, the relationship between the two quickly heated up and they have become good sisters.

Sun Zuer, who attended the Spring Festival Gala since she was a child, gave Gao Wen a lot of help from the beginning. The most important thing was that a green tea artist found fault with Gao Wen. From then on, Gao Wen and Zuer became very fond of each other.

The weak Gao Xiaoyang, no matter where she goes, there are people who want to bully her, but there are always people who stand up to protect her, such as Gu Lina, Yang Li, and Sun Zuer.

Sun Zuer had a weeping expression on his face: "Obviously it should be easy to chase."

Gao Wen: "Who is it? Are you handsome?"

Sun Zuer shook his head: "He is not called Mingming, but he is very difficult to chase. He failed several times, and yesterday I told him that I wanted to chase him, but guess what he said?"

Gao Wen looked curious: "What did he say?"

Sun Zuer said angrily: "He ran away, and said arrogantly, how could you catch up with me with short legs? After finishing speaking, he ran away without a trace."

Gao Wen: "This kind of man doesn't deserve a girlfriend...what's his name?"

Sun Zuer: "Ma Xiaoshu."

Gao Wen: "..."

Ah!
If it is him, then it is reasonable.

After struggling for a while, Gao Wen hesitated and said: "Zu'er, is there a possibility that Ma Xiaoshu already has a girlfriend? I remember that he should be my boyfriend."

Sun Zuer smiled: "Yes! You have been with him for so long, you must know him very well, right? Teach me how to catch up with your boyfriend."

Gao Wen: "It's not...he, me, you..."

Sun Zuer: "Let's get closer! Are we good sisters?"

"Yes!"

"Then will you help me?"

"No, I can't help, and I don't know how to chase him."

"Impossible! He said you chased him."

"Although that's what he said, but in fact he was tempted by lust and induced me to confess to him. However, the truth is that he raped me after only three days of knowing each other...Anyway, we got together for no reason."

"Strong? Well... Listening to Jun's words has benefited a lot! Well, or I will fight hard..."

"Couldn't you be chasing someone else? You're chasing my boyfriend and asking me for a strategy. It feels weird!"

"I can't change it! Why should I stay alone in the empty room, how many of you are there?"

"How can there be a sea of ​​people..."

"Do you want me to call the roll? Yang Li must be one of them. Your plastic best friend Gu Lina definitely didn't run away. She looks like a slut..."

"Shh!!!"

Seeing the other two female artists come back, Gao Wen quickly covered Sun Zuer's mouth.

In fact, Gao Wen was very confused, why didn't she reject Sun Zuer's coveting brother Xiaoshu at all?She even faintly looked forward to it, as if she was supposed to play with everyone.

There must be something wrong!

After practicing singing for a while, the two female artists left first. Gao Wen and Sun Zuer left arm in arm. They went to buy two cups of milk tea first, and then went to the shopping mall to watch a movie.

The Spring Festival file has already opened, and this year's Spring Festival file can be said to be full of blockbusters and stars.

However, Gao Xiaoyang and Sun Zuer didn't come to see a blockbuster movie. They bought tickets for a low-budget comedy called "Play Back To School".

Ma Xiaoshu's new film was also released, but in the midst of a group of blockbuster films, it seemed to have no sense of existence.

The number of films discharged is frighteningly low.

Take the movie theater next to CCTV as an example. Three shows of "Play Back To School" were arranged throughout the day, two of which were after ten o'clock in the evening, and the other was at eight o'clock in the morning.

You can’t say they’re targeting Ma Xiaoshu, it’s their business, movie theaters also want to make money, of course, they will first recommend some movies that they think are more popular, such as weird movies like "Play Back To School", just deal with two casually. I don't know if I can get my electricity bill back.

This is a common attitude in the circle.

That is, no one is optimistic about Ma Xiaoshu's new film at all. Although "The Unknown Man" starring Ma Xiaoshu became a hit last year and became a dark horse in the Spring Festival, it was based on an excellent script and the cast was also very good. Excellent, but what about this year's "Play Back To School"?

In the words of professionals - Ma Xiaoshu and those brothers are not making movies, but insulting the art of movies!
There was a trailer, of course, and it was well cut and comedic, but it was met with overwhelming criticism.

"Play Back To School" was released yesterday. On the first day, it successfully won the lowest box office among all the films in the Spring Festival. Moreover, the film critics also gave an ultra-low score of 2.4 points.

Some people say that Ma Xiaoshu has the potential to make history and create the lowest-scoring movie ever.

Ma Xiaoshu did not come to the rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala, because he is a solo singer, and the rehearsal has already been done. These days, he is taking Yang Li and his brothers for a road show. Although the funds are limited, and although she herself is not optimistic about this movie, Boss Yang I still arranged a few promotional activities, not many, but it seemed very stubborn.

Gao Wen walked into the movie theater with a feeling of pity. Poor brother Xiaoshu, he was scolded for the first movie he wrote, directed and acted in. I bought two tickets to support you, no more.

Walking into the cinema wearing a hat and mask, Gao Wen subconsciously looked at the staff next to her.

The staff also looked at her, why?Have you ever seen such a beautiful staff?

Sun Zuer, who agreed to wear a mask, pulled Gaowen: "This is a 2D movie, so you don't need glasses."

Gao Wen: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Of course she knew that Ma Xiaoshu's movie was not a 3D movie, but she was used to it. In recent years, most of the movies she watched were blockbuster 3D movies. These days, even tertiary movies are in 3D.

After finding a seat, Gao Wen suddenly found that there were not as few people in the cinema as she had imagined.

At the beginning, she was worried that she and grandson Zuer would only reserve the venue with just two tickets.

After all, the Internet is now full of bad-mouthing and mocking voices of Ma Xiaoshu. Film critics unceremoniously made the most vicious and sharp criticism of "Fight Back to School". They are also cynic and sarcastic.

And the most important thing is that the box office is low, which proves that few people really watch it.

But this small hall is more than half full, and people are still entering.

"There are a lot of people!"

Sun Zuer also sighed.

Gao Wen shook her head: "Sister Li said that she couldn't bear to watch it. Now that there are so many people, I'm afraid they will run away after watching half of it..."

Sun Zuer: "How about I guard the door and beat anyone who dares to run away!"

Gao Wen: "You will be beaten to death!"

At this time, a young couple came by.

The woman looked disgusted: "Why do you want to watch this movie? Isn't it a bad movie? The 3D blockbuster next door is not much more expensive..."

The man said: "My friend said "Fight Back To School" is so wonderful that it explodes, it would be a pity not to watch it!"

"Did he lie to you?"

"There are also a few people in the group who have watched this movie, and they all said that their stomach hurts from laughing. It should not be fake."

"Then why are the ratings so low on the Internet?"

"Never mind him! Anyway, I'll buy tickets to Brother Shu's movie, even if it's not good-looking. I won't go to see the blockbuster next door if I'm killed. How dare you call yourself a fresh meat? Celebrity exams still use the back door?"

"..."

After a while, the dragon logo appeared on the big screen, and the movie started.

At the beginning, it was a close-up shot of some guns, a very simple montage technique, and the subtitles were added by the way, followed by Ma Xiaoshu's ugly and handsome face.

On the big screen, Ma Xiaoshu was wearing a handsome black tactical uniform, all kinds of firearms and ammunition, and a handsome pair of sunglasses on his face, with a serious expression.

The next moment, several special police officers got out of the car with guns, and the camera zoomed in. Ma Xiaoshu was dripping eye drops.

As the team leader, Ma Xiaoshu solemnly led the team members to the outside of a foggy building. Everyone nodded tacitly, and reached out to take out the gas mask. Ma Xiaoshu took out...the lipstick, and slowly wiped it on.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"It's so coquettish!"

"Cattle!"

"Damn, I can't help but want to laugh, what's going on?"

"Wow ha ha ha... I just laughed my head off!"

Sun Zuer rolled in the chair, couldn't breathe from laughing, and hit Gao Wen next to him while laughing.

Gao Wen also thought it was funny, but...is it so funny?
Have!
The movie hall was full of hilarious laughter.

What kind of ghost movie is this?Ma Xiaoshu, does your family know you are so coquettish?

know.

As the movie continued to play, all the audience, including the family members of the two leading actors, laughed silly. They have never seen such a fresh and refined comedy, which is enough to be sandy and flamboyant...

The most embarrassing thing is that when rescuing the hostages, he confronted the last kidnapper with guns, hung the gun on the door, and Ma Xiaoshu ran wildly around and became tired like a dog.

This is also the most harshly criticized section, mainly scolding Ma Xiaoshu for not understanding military affairs, and even insulting the audience's IQ.

However, once I accept this style, all film critics, experts, media, and big Vs will stand aside. The most important thing is for me to have fun watching.

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu still failed at the beginning of the film because all his men died.

The leader lashed out: "They're all dead?! What we want are commanders, teamwork, not fighting alone, not fighting wolf! Not Wu Jing!"

The number one player who died next to "Zhou Xingxing" was precisely Wu Jing's cameo appearance, standing tall and straight: "The leader is right!"

Zhou Xingxing glared at him.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter, how did this flirt convince Wu Jing to make a guest appearance?
It's Ma Xiaoshu's fault. He didn't ask Wu Jing to play a cameo role. It's just that when he was filming in Hengdian, he encountered a lot of action scenes and didn't know how to shoot them. He shamelessly went to the next door to spy on Old Wu. After fighting with Ma Xiaoshu, he admired him so much that he agreed to come to his crew to help guide him, so he was put on a costume by Ma Xiaoshu and put on makeup...

"Turn around and show the officer, don't be shy, come on!"

"...Death-killing scissor feet!"

"I'm not in the car yet!"

……

After the movie ended, there was applause in the screening hall. It could be seen that the audience was very satisfied with the movie, after all, the laughter never stopped.

On this day, the single-day box office of "Play Back to School" is no longer the lowest, and word of mouth has also changed.

Some viewers began to complain about this movie, and spontaneously gave Amway "Play Back to School" to those around them, claiming that they would regret it if they didn't watch it-you can't find a more sandy movie than "Play Back to School" in this world.

Another day, the film "Play Back to School" was adjusted up because of its high attendance rate, and the box office began to increase significantly, but it still couldn't threaten those blockbusters.

On New Year's Eve, Ma Xiaoshu sang "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant" at the Spring Festival Gala.

But the barrage is full of hahaha:

"Hahaha……"

"No, I can't help laughing when I see him now."

"Funnier than Nobody."

"Hello Zhou Xingxing, goodbye Zhou Xingxing!"

"The deadly scissors pinched your head!"

"I'm not in the car yet!"

"I'm a chemistry teacher, what's your name?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Didn't you watch "Play Back To School"? Your father and I are laughing to death."

Then, a strange thing happened, because the Spring Festival Gala was so boring, everyone was discussing "Fight Back to School" on the barrage, and the discussion continued until the end of the Spring Festival Gala. This...is a kind of revenge.

Because the barrage area of ​​the Spring Festival Gala was maxed out, "Fight Back to School" became a hot search on the first day of the new year, and many funny clips of this movie became popular on Douyin. More and more people know about this movie .

Ordinary viewers don't care about the ratings of film critics, let alone big V's mouth full of shit, just buy tickets if you are interested, it's that simple.

Then, the film schedule of major movie theaters was not enough to support a large number of moviegoers, so the film schedule rate had to be adjusted again.

The more people watch it, the more people praise this movie, just like a snowball...

As a result, the word-of-mouth of "Play Back To School" reversed, the box office reached the top, and the popularity soared...

Starting from the third day of the Lunar New Year, "Fight Back to School" won the single-day box office champion with a slight advantage, and then continued to win all the way, making the advantage bigger and bigger. Those blockbusters next door were trampled under their feet. They also used various media and trolls to hack "Play Back To School", but it was useless, and they all gave up in the end.

In the end, "Fight Back to School" became the box office champion of the entire Spring Festival with a proud box office record of 35 billion.

Ma Xiaoshu himself was stunned.

He said on Douyin: "I'm so scared that I don't dare to make a sequel!"

So far, Ma Xiaoshu has unexpectedly completed the transformation of identity, from a draft singer to a movie superstar.

The success of this film is much more influential than "The Unknown". It not only marks the beginning of Ma Xiaoshu's strong entry into the film industry, but also creates a brand new film style.

This summer, the equally shoddy "Play Back To School 2" was once again a big success.

Ma's nonsensical comedy films have conquered the Chinese film industry with an unrivaled attitude. After the truancy series, there are "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", "Domestic Lingling Paint", "The Saint of Gamblers", "Returning to the Soul Night", "Wu Champion Su Qier"...

A new era is born!

……

(End of the book)

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