Country Composer

Chapter 80 I have no sense of variety show
Yang Xiaoyue was still very optimistic, waving [-] yuan bills: "Haha! [-] yuan is not a lot, and I have grilled sausages again!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eat! If you eat big roots, it's not enough to borrow from me."

Five male guests looked at Ma Xiaoshu at the same time, what are you talking about?If you still eat big roots, it’s not enough to ask you to borrow, what to borrow?Borrow the sausage?

Please show your driver's license!

Yang Xiaoyue said: "Okay! I can't do whatever I want to eat No.1."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm sure I can eat better than you, you are No.2."

"I can eat two bowls of rice."

"I always use a basin, and I can eat half a catty of noodles."

"Then you win."

"Great, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu is complacent.

Yang Xiaoyue still admires 2.0, wow, he can eat so well.

The five guests looked at each other in blank dismay. It turned out that these two fools were just chatting and eating sausages. It was because we thought too much and were a little embarrassed.

The game session is over, and the program enters the farmhouse session.

A group of resident guests in strange costumes, and Ma Xiaoshu, who was dressed plainly and everyday, strolled into the village.

The guests lamented that this countryside is so real!

Yang Xiaoyue: "Where is it real? It is obviously after the transformation. The real countryside is not so clean and rich. You city people don't even know what a countryside is..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Baked sausage!"

"Where?"

"Front."

Xue Cheng and Yang Zhiyou are ready to go, and they want to discuss with Yang Xiaoyue what the real countryside is like, and use their own ignorance to set off the down-to-earth spirit of the koi sister. However, those two just ran away and did not cooperate with the program at all. Effect.

After eating roast sausages, they found their first task, catching ducks, which was quite down-to-earth. There were dozens of chickens and one duck in the chicken pen, and there were a lot of chicken droppings on the ground.

Yang Zhiyou and Yang Xiaoyue went in first, Qiao Bin went in and was scared out, he was afraid of chickens.

Xue Cheng sneered: "Wow haha! You are a big man still afraid of chickens?"

Qiao Bin: "I'm afraid of chickens with sharp beaks, but not chickens with sharp beaks."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle, if it's not a sharp beak, it's not a chicken, it's a duck."

Qiao Bin: "Are you assuming I've never seen a chicken?"

Xue Cheng said: "Old Qiao is right, Ma Xiaoshu has never seen a chicken."

Anyway, not all words and deeds will be cut into the feature film. When recording the program, it is normal for these old men to speak yellow accents occasionally, after all, they are not serious people.

But Ma Xiaoshu is a serious person: "I have seen chickens! My family raises a lot of chickens, as well as ducks and geese."

The newcomer Xiao Wen, who was only one year older than Ma Xiaoshu, laughed out loud.

Wang Daqing couldn't see it, so he took Ma Xiaoshu and took two steps to the side: "Okay! You don't talk to them two, you will be led to bad. You don't want to catch ducks?"

Ma Xiaoshu said sincerely: "This link is specially designed for Yang Xiaoyue, right? Only when she catches the duck, can the show be effective. Look, Yang Zhiyou is just pretending to be stupid and driving the duck in front of her. I'll go If you can catch it in a second, it would be meaningless."

Wang Daqing tactically leaned back, looking deeply at this unremarkable young man, this thing...

Is it smart or stupid?

Instead of catching ducks, Ma Xiaoshu was still playing with his mobile phone beside him, frowning deeply.

Wang Daqing reminded: "Even if you don't catch ducks, you can go in and mix some shots. Are all newcomers so Buddhist?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh, wait a minute, the three stewardess sisters I met yesterday wanted me to treat them to dinner."

Wang Daqing rolled his eyes: "It's recording the show, you can't come down and make another appointment..."

Ma Xiaoshu voiced into the mobile phone: "Sisters! If you want to eat steak, you can eat it yourself. Why do you let me treat you? It is immoral to get something for nothing! Why go to a hotel to play with toys... You are not a child, you still play Toys. Everyone is an adult, of course it is more important to work hard, how can you always think about playing? You have to work hard when you are young! I advise you to study more and work hard at ordinary times, and strive for promotion and salary increase to live a good life!"

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Wang Daqing was stunned, and couldn't help applauding: "Beautiful!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Uncle, did I speak too seriously just now? It seems that their wages are not very high, and they can't afford steak...but I can't afford it either!"

Wang Daqing patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder kindly: "Young man! I appreciate you very much."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled modestly, picked up his mobile phone and walked into the chicken coop, Er Yang was too tired to catch a duck yet, so he planned to help.

Although Yang Xiaoyue was born in a rural area, girls are relatively weak in athletic ability. Several times she missed the chance she wanted to win, and was stalked around by ducks full of chicken pens.

quack quack...

Ma Xiaoshu stood in the middle of the chicken pen, saw the opportunity and kicked it.

The duck was kicked into the air, and it flew right into Yang Xiaoyue's arms.

Yang Xiaoyue pinched the two wings with one hand, and slapped the duck twice with the other hand.

Duck is honest.

Everyone caught Yang Xiaoyue and praised him fiercely.

The recording of the program continued, and the seven people split up and wandered around the farmhouse. The main line design of this program seemed a bit weak, and the content was scattered.

Xue Cheng continued to take Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu with him. The biggest joke of the show was his pairing with Yang Xiaoyue. Therefore, adding Ma Xiaoshu is not a big problem now. Xue Cheng wanted to teach Ma Xiaoshu how to record variety shows.

The three of them came to a farmhouse and sat under an umbrella in the yard drinking water and chatting.

Old Xue: "Xiaoshu, you have to let go and play, you can play tricks, grab more scenes, and have a sense of variety... Today you are much quieter than when you were in the game. This is not good, and there will be no camera..."

Yang Xiaoyue: "Exactly! You don't have any chance to perform today, we will help you later, don't be too nervous, it takes time to develop a sense of variety."

Ma Xiaoshu took out a dog from his canvas satchel: "I'm ordinary, I don't have a sense of variety."

"Wang~"

It was a little milk dog, a Chinese garden dog, with fierce milk.

Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were stunned.

"Where the hell did you get the dog? Did you bring it yourself?"

"So cute, Ma Xiaoshu give me a hug!"

Ma Xiaoshu handed the dogs to Yang Xiaoyue, and wrote lightly: "Just now, they belonged to the owner of the chicken farm. There are four in total. They are worried about giving away the puppies. I asked for one and gave the boss a 24 yuan red envelope."

Xue Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you too good at messing around? I'm still worried about you! Did the program crew catch you stealing a dog? You really know how to steal the scene..."

Ma Xiaoshu looked sincere: "I bought it."

Yang Xiaoyue moved the furball-like puppy: "What's its name?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Come to work, the English name is jobs."

Yang Xiaoyue nodded: "Oh! Ma Laihuo... a very simple name. I want to go back and adopt one. It's called Yang Youqian, and its English name is money."

Xue Cheng was speechless, looking at Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu who were running back. Life is very frustrating. Some people don’t need you to teach them what a sense of variety is. He can make eighteen tricks for you in minutes. There is no discussion about stealing your shot.

You see, four of the five went to the photographer, they look down on me.

(End of this chapter)