Country Composer
Chapter 97
Chapter 97
Of course, what Ma Xiaoshu watched were the previous seasons, and he watched them randomly at double speed. He watched them for no more than half an hour.
He thought that finding a house in the countryside, renovating it more beautifully, and adding two pieces of land would be a mushroom house.But why is this one in front of you a sea view villa?
It is said to be a homestay, but it is actually a villa.
Farmers can't afford it, and fishermen can't afford it either. It's a fascinating life.
Ma Xiaoshu glanced at the mushroom house, then turned and walked towards the beach, the cameraman hurriedly followed, and the staff also trotted over.
"Mr. Ma, you are going in the wrong direction. The house is here."
Teacher Ma carried the dog on his back, with a happy face: "Laizhuo and I have never seen the sea, I'll go and see first."
The staff can only follow.
Mr. Ma has always been slovenly, with round cut hair, white T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops, all brand-name goods that Sister Bao bought for him, and he has the temperament of a village uncle.
He walked into the sea, picked up the sea water, drank it in and spit it out: "Wow! It's really salty, you can have a sip when you come to work."
Dog: "Wow~yue..."
Ma Xiaoshu laughed out loud when he came to work, thinking, this dog really has never seen the world.
The staff and cameraman on the side thought so too.
After surfing on the beach for several minutes, Ma Xiaoshu went to the luxurious mushroom house again, but he was not found when he entered the yard, and all four of them were in the kitchen.He Xini is drinking coffee, having an unremarkable meal with iced coffee in the morning, this kind of rural life is enough for petty bourgeoisie.
A fat man wearing sunglasses was walking around in the kitchen, and two young male entertainers in fashionable clothes were chatting at the door.
He Xini was startled suddenly, and handed over a cup of iced coffee: "Try it."
Zhang Xingyi said politely: "Thank you, Mr. He...eh?"
"Thank you!"
Ma Xiaoshu took the iced coffee.
Zhang Xingyi: "He's Ma Xiaoshu? When did he come?"
He Jiyong said: "We are all blind. Such a big man walked to the door of the kitchen swaggeringly followed by the cameraman and the staff, but no one noticed? I saw him just now, and I was shocked, and, Brother Zhang, you want to pour the coffee yourself."
Ma Xiaoshu began to greet everyone: "Hello, Teacher Fangyuan! Hello, Teacher He! Hello, Teacher Zhang Xingyi! Hello, Teacher Peng Youchang! Hello, Teacher Zhang Xiaofeng!"
Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "This kid is really polite, he will say hello even when my sister is not here."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Teacher P is one in the later stage."
He Jiyong smiled: "Stop talking about it, maybe I will really bring my sister P over later."
Isn't that basic operation?
Peng Youchang is a spirited guy with a different focus from others. He pointed to Ma Xiaoshu's satchel and said, "He also brought gifts!"
Fang Yuan also joked: "Come here if you come, what gift do you bring? I stewed it at noon today."
Ma Xiaoshu is very serious: "It's too small to eat, I think the two in the yard are quite fat."
Several people laughed.
Fang Yuan blinked and came over to shake hands with Ma Xiaoshu: "Friend! I've wanted to stew those two dogs for a long time."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I will peel the skin, which one to kill first?"
Fang Yuan: "This child... is so sincere!"
The two young people are dying of laughter, can't you hear that it's a joke?
He Jiyong smiled and explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Actually, Teacher Fang was joking with you. H and O are family members of Mushroom House..."
Ma Xiaoshu took a sip of coffee: "I understand! You can't kill dogs on the show, it won't affect you well, right?"
He Jiyong: "..."
What you said is correct, but the question is why does it sound weird?
unimportant.
Teacher He took Ma Xiaoshu and Peng Youchang to pick up duck eggs, and introduced the small animals in the mushroom house to Ma Xiaoshu. Ma Xiaoshu liked the lantern, which was suitable for making old duck soup. The sheep was more ordinary, without black Goat meat is of good quality.
In the kitchen, Zhang Xingyi complained to Fangyuan: "Master, that guy looks so dumb!"
Fang Yuan: "You're really ashamed to say that when you first started recording variety shows, you were much more stupid than Ma Xiaoshu. Besides, this guy is a fierce guy, you can't compare with him."
Zhang Xingyi scratched his head: "I know, fighting is very powerful."
Fang Yuan: "I'm talking about being a music fanatic. You lead the Chinese music scene to the world day by day. Is anyone's work popular? Now kindergartens all over the country are singing "The Lonely Brave Man."
Zhang Xingyi was a little embarrassed, scratching his head: "Remember to cut this part, it's very embarrassing."
Fang Yuan smiled: "Okay, I'll cut this part for him. While it's time to cut it, I'll say a few words. They say that Zhang Xingyi looks like a wild dog in this show, but it depends on who he compares with. Ma Xiaoshu comes , Xingyi looks like a poodle."
It must be cut, otherwise let the audience see behind your back and say that Ma Xiaoshu is dumb?After all, Ma Xiaoshu is on fire right now, with a huge number of fans.
On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu took the dog out of the bag and put it on the ground. The bag was used to hold duck eggs.
Ma Xiaoshu picked up a few eggs, looked around the enclosure where the ducks were raised, and said, "You guys raise both sheep and ducks, aren't you usually very tired?"
Peng Youchang squatted on the ground: "No, our show is very easy."
Ma Xiaoshu was puzzled: "I see that the duck pens and the sheep pens are very clean. It seems that they are cleaned every morning and evening. Are you not tired?"
Peng Youchang's eyes suddenly dodged: "Ah... cleaning is a bit tiring, but we work fast."
fart!
The cleaning and sanitation of all animals is done by the staff of the program team. In order to photograph the duck eggs, they have just been cleaned and some sand has been spread, otherwise the duck pens will be full of duck droppings, making it difficult to move.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Really? I don't believe it."
Peng Youchang bragged: "Hmph! I'm a madman working in a mushroom house, and I can do anything."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Your egg is broken, you won't be able to work if you look at it."
slap~
a slap.
Peng Youchang blushed immediately. He accidentally broke the duck egg and was about to hide it in the hay, but Ma Xiaoshu directly exposed it.
After collecting the duck eggs, He Jiyong took them back to the kitchen.
Ma Xiaoshu saw several strangely shaped cars outside the yard, and asked Peng Youchang to take him there to have a look. Two of them were broken down, and it was said that they were smoking.
Fang Yuan and He Jiyong are discussing to make salted duck eggs and exchange them with neighbors for some seafood.
Peng Youchang walked in with his work in his arms: "Teacher He, Teacher Fang, Ma Xiaoshu repairs cars over there. He is so professional."
Fang Yuan wondered: "No, where did he get the tools?"
Peng Youchang: "The equipment team of the program team took it, just like going into our own warehouse, my brother Ma swaggered there, asked people what they wanted, and then went to repair the car with tools, and complained about our car. There are quality issues..."
Zhang Xingyi: "There is indeed a problem with the quality."
He Jiyong was the least surprised, and said with a smile, "Let him fix it! Based on what I know about him, he will definitely charge us for the maintenance fee after the repair is completed. When the time comes, we will have a tacit understanding and pretend we don't understand."
Peng Youchang had a weird expression on his face: "I've already paid for it! One car is [-], and the total is [-]. I paid by scanning WeChat!"
Everyone was silent.
Fang Yuan said to Zhang Xingyi: "Do you still think he is stupid now? Ma Xiaodai's sense of variety... is still the same price, and the repair of the car is the same as a welded steel frame bed. The audience must be particularly crowded when he repairs the car. "
Among other things, the ability to steal the scene is better than yours. Like you, you sleep for six episodes in a season.
(End of this chapter)
Of course, what Ma Xiaoshu watched were the previous seasons, and he watched them randomly at double speed. He watched them for no more than half an hour.
He thought that finding a house in the countryside, renovating it more beautifully, and adding two pieces of land would be a mushroom house.But why is this one in front of you a sea view villa?
It is said to be a homestay, but it is actually a villa.
Farmers can't afford it, and fishermen can't afford it either. It's a fascinating life.
Ma Xiaoshu glanced at the mushroom house, then turned and walked towards the beach, the cameraman hurriedly followed, and the staff also trotted over.
"Mr. Ma, you are going in the wrong direction. The house is here."
Teacher Ma carried the dog on his back, with a happy face: "Laizhuo and I have never seen the sea, I'll go and see first."
The staff can only follow.
Mr. Ma has always been slovenly, with round cut hair, white T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops, all brand-name goods that Sister Bao bought for him, and he has the temperament of a village uncle.
He walked into the sea, picked up the sea water, drank it in and spit it out: "Wow! It's really salty, you can have a sip when you come to work."
Dog: "Wow~yue..."
Ma Xiaoshu laughed out loud when he came to work, thinking, this dog really has never seen the world.
The staff and cameraman on the side thought so too.
After surfing on the beach for several minutes, Ma Xiaoshu went to the luxurious mushroom house again, but he was not found when he entered the yard, and all four of them were in the kitchen.He Xini is drinking coffee, having an unremarkable meal with iced coffee in the morning, this kind of rural life is enough for petty bourgeoisie.
A fat man wearing sunglasses was walking around in the kitchen, and two young male entertainers in fashionable clothes were chatting at the door.
He Xini was startled suddenly, and handed over a cup of iced coffee: "Try it."
Zhang Xingyi said politely: "Thank you, Mr. He...eh?"
"Thank you!"
Ma Xiaoshu took the iced coffee.
Zhang Xingyi: "He's Ma Xiaoshu? When did he come?"
He Jiyong said: "We are all blind. Such a big man walked to the door of the kitchen swaggeringly followed by the cameraman and the staff, but no one noticed? I saw him just now, and I was shocked, and, Brother Zhang, you want to pour the coffee yourself."
Ma Xiaoshu began to greet everyone: "Hello, Teacher Fangyuan! Hello, Teacher He! Hello, Teacher Zhang Xingyi! Hello, Teacher Peng Youchang! Hello, Teacher Zhang Xiaofeng!"
Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "This kid is really polite, he will say hello even when my sister is not here."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Teacher P is one in the later stage."
He Jiyong smiled: "Stop talking about it, maybe I will really bring my sister P over later."
Isn't that basic operation?
Peng Youchang is a spirited guy with a different focus from others. He pointed to Ma Xiaoshu's satchel and said, "He also brought gifts!"
Fang Yuan also joked: "Come here if you come, what gift do you bring? I stewed it at noon today."
Ma Xiaoshu is very serious: "It's too small to eat, I think the two in the yard are quite fat."
Several people laughed.
Fang Yuan blinked and came over to shake hands with Ma Xiaoshu: "Friend! I've wanted to stew those two dogs for a long time."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I will peel the skin, which one to kill first?"
Fang Yuan: "This child... is so sincere!"
The two young people are dying of laughter, can't you hear that it's a joke?
He Jiyong smiled and explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Actually, Teacher Fang was joking with you. H and O are family members of Mushroom House..."
Ma Xiaoshu took a sip of coffee: "I understand! You can't kill dogs on the show, it won't affect you well, right?"
He Jiyong: "..."
What you said is correct, but the question is why does it sound weird?
unimportant.
Teacher He took Ma Xiaoshu and Peng Youchang to pick up duck eggs, and introduced the small animals in the mushroom house to Ma Xiaoshu. Ma Xiaoshu liked the lantern, which was suitable for making old duck soup. The sheep was more ordinary, without black Goat meat is of good quality.
In the kitchen, Zhang Xingyi complained to Fangyuan: "Master, that guy looks so dumb!"
Fang Yuan: "You're really ashamed to say that when you first started recording variety shows, you were much more stupid than Ma Xiaoshu. Besides, this guy is a fierce guy, you can't compare with him."
Zhang Xingyi scratched his head: "I know, fighting is very powerful."
Fang Yuan: "I'm talking about being a music fanatic. You lead the Chinese music scene to the world day by day. Is anyone's work popular? Now kindergartens all over the country are singing "The Lonely Brave Man."
Zhang Xingyi was a little embarrassed, scratching his head: "Remember to cut this part, it's very embarrassing."
Fang Yuan smiled: "Okay, I'll cut this part for him. While it's time to cut it, I'll say a few words. They say that Zhang Xingyi looks like a wild dog in this show, but it depends on who he compares with. Ma Xiaoshu comes , Xingyi looks like a poodle."
It must be cut, otherwise let the audience see behind your back and say that Ma Xiaoshu is dumb?After all, Ma Xiaoshu is on fire right now, with a huge number of fans.
On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu took the dog out of the bag and put it on the ground. The bag was used to hold duck eggs.
Ma Xiaoshu picked up a few eggs, looked around the enclosure where the ducks were raised, and said, "You guys raise both sheep and ducks, aren't you usually very tired?"
Peng Youchang squatted on the ground: "No, our show is very easy."
Ma Xiaoshu was puzzled: "I see that the duck pens and the sheep pens are very clean. It seems that they are cleaned every morning and evening. Are you not tired?"
Peng Youchang's eyes suddenly dodged: "Ah... cleaning is a bit tiring, but we work fast."
fart!
The cleaning and sanitation of all animals is done by the staff of the program team. In order to photograph the duck eggs, they have just been cleaned and some sand has been spread, otherwise the duck pens will be full of duck droppings, making it difficult to move.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Really? I don't believe it."
Peng Youchang bragged: "Hmph! I'm a madman working in a mushroom house, and I can do anything."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Your egg is broken, you won't be able to work if you look at it."
slap~
a slap.
Peng Youchang blushed immediately. He accidentally broke the duck egg and was about to hide it in the hay, but Ma Xiaoshu directly exposed it.
After collecting the duck eggs, He Jiyong took them back to the kitchen.
Ma Xiaoshu saw several strangely shaped cars outside the yard, and asked Peng Youchang to take him there to have a look. Two of them were broken down, and it was said that they were smoking.
Fang Yuan and He Jiyong are discussing to make salted duck eggs and exchange them with neighbors for some seafood.
Peng Youchang walked in with his work in his arms: "Teacher He, Teacher Fang, Ma Xiaoshu repairs cars over there. He is so professional."
Fang Yuan wondered: "No, where did he get the tools?"
Peng Youchang: "The equipment team of the program team took it, just like going into our own warehouse, my brother Ma swaggered there, asked people what they wanted, and then went to repair the car with tools, and complained about our car. There are quality issues..."
Zhang Xingyi: "There is indeed a problem with the quality."
He Jiyong was the least surprised, and said with a smile, "Let him fix it! Based on what I know about him, he will definitely charge us for the maintenance fee after the repair is completed. When the time comes, we will have a tacit understanding and pretend we don't understand."
Peng Youchang had a weird expression on his face: "I've already paid for it! One car is [-], and the total is [-]. I paid by scanning WeChat!"
Everyone was silent.
Fang Yuan said to Zhang Xingyi: "Do you still think he is stupid now? Ma Xiaodai's sense of variety... is still the same price, and the repair of the car is the same as a welded steel frame bed. The audience must be particularly crowded when he repairs the car. "
Among other things, the ability to steal the scene is better than yours. Like you, you sleep for six episodes in a season.
(End of this chapter)
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