My life has a narration
Chapter 126
Chapter 126
In the face of so many girls' joint crusade, even the group of men couldn't stop it. In the end, the salesman who said that he had a drink with the dog could only apologize repeatedly and punish himself with three cups in front of Dang Huang. Let him go, otherwise, this group of women will relapse today.
Although they don't know how to drink, it's okay for everyone to have a drink or two. A dozen girls each have a drink or two, which man can stand it.
Let's just say they messed with the wrong dog.
Looking at the salesman who punished himself with three cups in front of him, Rhubarb was a little dazed, and then put his paw on a thigh wearing Balenciaga and yelled: "Wow!" [What are you looking at, the uncle is thirsty]
Facing Rhubarb's salty dog, the girl who was taken advantage of was not only not angry, but was a little surprised: "Rhubarb, what do you want to eat, come and tell my sister, and my sister will feed you."
Soon, everyone saw a dog scurrying back and forth between several tables, eating so much oil that it must be fed by a lady in black silk. , Absolutely do not eat, turn around and leave.
Looking at the male compatriots in the business department burning with anger, this dog is really a dog, doesn't he only pick the beautiful ones?
Our group of bachelors haven't succeeded yet, but a dog has taken the lead.
Immediately, I saw a few men looking for the dog all over the place, insisting on drinking with it until dawn, so scared that Da Huang whimpered and slid under the skirt of the young lady.
In this regard, Su Qing, who was cooking alone, nodded in relief. Yes, if you do this, everyone in the company will know that you are a lecherous dog. This shit shovel officer confessed.
Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help but understand why Patriarch Bodhi wanted to sever ties with Sun Wukong back then. It really was his foresight.
At 09:30, everyone had almost eaten, and even a few people who had something to do left at the same time, but their table was very lively.
Just because Feng Yan and Lao Wang came back, yes, Lao Wang didn't leave, but came to them licking his face.
But everyone was not cautious, after all, Zhao Lei was the only employee in Lao Wang's department now, there was no so-called manager airs at all, and everyone got along well.
It's just that Lao Wang seemed a little drunk at this time, took a sip from the wine glass, and then sighed.
A female employee who had a good relationship with Feng Yan couldn't help laughing and said, "Brother Wang, why are you sighing? Why, are you unhappy? Tell us and we will help you."
"Can't help."
"You haven't said anything yet, why don't you know that we can't help?" Another round girl asked back.
"The person I like doesn't like me, and I don't know why, I'm so sad." As he said, Lao Wang glanced at Feng Yan who was beside him.
Although he was a little too drunk, the other people present were not. Seeing this, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and then looked at the eldest sister of the department, Feng Yan.
Being watched by everyone, Feng Yan was not pretentious, and said straightforwardly: "Because you are ugly, look at you, you are not old, and you don't shave every day. Those who don't know think you are forty."
"Brother Wang, Sister Feng said that you don't trim your appearance, so you can change it in the future." As the only man on the table, Su Qing naturally wanted to help Old Wang, after all, he was also an insider.
It's just that Lao Wang usually looks like a cowardly person, but after drinking some wine, he seems to be a different person, becoming very talkative, not only talkative, but also thick-skinned.
"What do you know, as long as you are ugly, you can be friends anywhere in the world. Look at me, if you invite a girl to dinner, you will have a friend. How wonderful."
Su Qing:.
He didn't know what happened to the follow-up of Lao Wang's appointment with Feng Yan that day, but there was a high probability that there was no progress, and he was even issued a good person card, friend card, etc., otherwise he wouldn't have said so.
What Lao Wang said immediately caused the other girls at the table to giggle, and they all thought that this slovenly Lao Wang was a bit interesting, but they didn't know that it was the result of drunkenness and cowardice.
Alcohol, it’s like this when you drink too much. After being drunk, you will be dizzy for eight hours, courage + ∞, attack speed -50%, strength +200%, lustfulness for men +120% for women +360%, pain -100%, momentum +∞, adverse reactions, automatically turn on bragging mode.
He has gained courage, Lao Wang seems to be a different kind, cheeky + ∞.
With his boastful appearance at this moment, who would have thought that this is a contestant who has to rely on dogs to deliver things.
"Brother Wang. Actually, if you take a closer look, it's not ugly," a girl beside him comforted.
Lao Wang immediately took over the words: "Of course I know I'm not ugly, I'm just unusually handsome."
Su Qing: "Grass handsome?"
"Hahaha" the girl on the table laughed so loudly that her stomach hurt from laughing.
"Go, go, play, I don't believe you are not blind." Old Wang expressed dissatisfaction, looking at Feng Yan from time to time while speaking.
Regarding this, Su Qing hurriedly said: "Sister Feng, what do you think?"
"Me? I don't know, I'm not blind"
"Not necessarily, after all, love makes people blind, doesn't it?" Lin Miaomiao at the side spoke surprisingly, she didn't say a word for a long time, and her mouth was lore.
Amidst the laughter of all the girls, Old Wang got up and gave Lin Miaomiao a thumbs up: "Little girl, your vision is not bad, as long as you speak well."
And Feng Yan who was on the side was also laughed angrily, and couldn't help saying: "Although I like a person, it has nothing to do with appearance, but do things generously, always sneaking around behind, it's not good."
[Sexy hot girl Feng Yan actually doesn't dislike the honest Lao Wang, but is just angry that he only dares to peep behind his back, not daring to confess]
[Last time Feng Yan went to an appointment, but she didn't think about it. Old Wang really invited her to dinner. In the end, when she got angry, she politely refused him.]
Hearing this, Su Qing quickly winked at Lao Wang, which was obviously a bit of Lao Wang.
In fact, this is also very reasonable. No matter how you say it, Feng Yan is still a woman. She can't let a woman confess first. Besides, listening to the narration, Feng Yan has long known that Lao Wang likes her and is waiting for him to confess, but A certain person just doesn't say anything, it's so anxious that people's liver hurts.
"Then how suitable I am, after all, I am the one who has nothing to do with appearance!"
Hearing this, the girls present laughed so hard that tears almost came out, and if they tried harder, the aunt would have to laugh.
But Su Qing knew it as soon as he heard it, this old man is hopeless, let you confess, at least be more formal, you have said so yourself, how could Feng Yan admit that she likes ugly ones, isn't that stupid?
Why is there no one surnamed Wang around him who is normal, they are all so worrying.
Sure enough, Feng Yan, who was still looking forward to this just now, shook her head helplessly when she heard this. Even if she followed up with Jiu Jin to confess, she would agree, but no one can accept your half-joking way now.
It's like confessing on April Fool's Day. It's a reason why girls are very disgusted. Ah, if you succeed, you will be happy, but if you don't succeed, you will call it April Fool's Day. Just kidding, you will take advantage of any good things you co-authored.
"Come here, drink and drink, Xiao Su, you are not allowed to run away, did you hear that, if you two men still fool me with drinks, see if I don't fix you," Feng Yan greeted everyone at the table.
Other girls don’t drink alcohol, but she can still drink a little. With her taking the lead, the girls on Table Mountain gradually let go. Those who can drink more drink more, and those who can’t drink less.
All the girls served wine, so he could only bite the bullet and drink it.
But soon he realized that he had underestimated the strength of these delicate girls, and finally had no choice but to pull Rhubarb over to block the drink for him.
10:30 in the evening, at the entrance of the hotel.
"Where are Xiao Su and Da Huang?" Feng Yan looked around and asked.
Hearing this, Sun Mumu covered her mouth and snickered, and then said, "Sister Feng, what is it that I saw this time called Xiaobaocai?"
Talking about it, he turned around and said with a smile: "Please invite me, Xiao Bocai, I will get drunk when I drink it, and I will kneel down when I drink it, Xiao Bocai!"
Hearing this, Feng Yan looked in the direction of Ma Luyazi suspiciously, only to see a person and a dog squatting beside a tree
"Ouch~~~ Rhubarb, Rhubarb, are you okay, Rhubarb, vomit~~"
Rhubarb: "vomit~~ woof, vomit~~"
[I drink with you again, I am a dog! 】
Feng Yan:.
Let's just have two chapters today, have a meal with your classmates, don't ask if it's male or female, he is the same as Rhubarb, a eunuch.
Double the monthly ticket, please ask for [-], please everyone
(End of this chapter)
In the face of so many girls' joint crusade, even the group of men couldn't stop it. In the end, the salesman who said that he had a drink with the dog could only apologize repeatedly and punish himself with three cups in front of Dang Huang. Let him go, otherwise, this group of women will relapse today.
Although they don't know how to drink, it's okay for everyone to have a drink or two. A dozen girls each have a drink or two, which man can stand it.
Let's just say they messed with the wrong dog.
Looking at the salesman who punished himself with three cups in front of him, Rhubarb was a little dazed, and then put his paw on a thigh wearing Balenciaga and yelled: "Wow!" [What are you looking at, the uncle is thirsty]
Facing Rhubarb's salty dog, the girl who was taken advantage of was not only not angry, but was a little surprised: "Rhubarb, what do you want to eat, come and tell my sister, and my sister will feed you."
Soon, everyone saw a dog scurrying back and forth between several tables, eating so much oil that it must be fed by a lady in black silk. , Absolutely do not eat, turn around and leave.
Looking at the male compatriots in the business department burning with anger, this dog is really a dog, doesn't he only pick the beautiful ones?
Our group of bachelors haven't succeeded yet, but a dog has taken the lead.
Immediately, I saw a few men looking for the dog all over the place, insisting on drinking with it until dawn, so scared that Da Huang whimpered and slid under the skirt of the young lady.
In this regard, Su Qing, who was cooking alone, nodded in relief. Yes, if you do this, everyone in the company will know that you are a lecherous dog. This shit shovel officer confessed.
Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help but understand why Patriarch Bodhi wanted to sever ties with Sun Wukong back then. It really was his foresight.
At 09:30, everyone had almost eaten, and even a few people who had something to do left at the same time, but their table was very lively.
Just because Feng Yan and Lao Wang came back, yes, Lao Wang didn't leave, but came to them licking his face.
But everyone was not cautious, after all, Zhao Lei was the only employee in Lao Wang's department now, there was no so-called manager airs at all, and everyone got along well.
It's just that Lao Wang seemed a little drunk at this time, took a sip from the wine glass, and then sighed.
A female employee who had a good relationship with Feng Yan couldn't help laughing and said, "Brother Wang, why are you sighing? Why, are you unhappy? Tell us and we will help you."
"Can't help."
"You haven't said anything yet, why don't you know that we can't help?" Another round girl asked back.
"The person I like doesn't like me, and I don't know why, I'm so sad." As he said, Lao Wang glanced at Feng Yan who was beside him.
Although he was a little too drunk, the other people present were not. Seeing this, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and then looked at the eldest sister of the department, Feng Yan.
Being watched by everyone, Feng Yan was not pretentious, and said straightforwardly: "Because you are ugly, look at you, you are not old, and you don't shave every day. Those who don't know think you are forty."
"Brother Wang, Sister Feng said that you don't trim your appearance, so you can change it in the future." As the only man on the table, Su Qing naturally wanted to help Old Wang, after all, he was also an insider.
It's just that Lao Wang usually looks like a cowardly person, but after drinking some wine, he seems to be a different person, becoming very talkative, not only talkative, but also thick-skinned.
"What do you know, as long as you are ugly, you can be friends anywhere in the world. Look at me, if you invite a girl to dinner, you will have a friend. How wonderful."
Su Qing:.
He didn't know what happened to the follow-up of Lao Wang's appointment with Feng Yan that day, but there was a high probability that there was no progress, and he was even issued a good person card, friend card, etc., otherwise he wouldn't have said so.
What Lao Wang said immediately caused the other girls at the table to giggle, and they all thought that this slovenly Lao Wang was a bit interesting, but they didn't know that it was the result of drunkenness and cowardice.
Alcohol, it’s like this when you drink too much. After being drunk, you will be dizzy for eight hours, courage + ∞, attack speed -50%, strength +200%, lustfulness for men +120% for women +360%, pain -100%, momentum +∞, adverse reactions, automatically turn on bragging mode.
He has gained courage, Lao Wang seems to be a different kind, cheeky + ∞.
With his boastful appearance at this moment, who would have thought that this is a contestant who has to rely on dogs to deliver things.
"Brother Wang. Actually, if you take a closer look, it's not ugly," a girl beside him comforted.
Lao Wang immediately took over the words: "Of course I know I'm not ugly, I'm just unusually handsome."
Su Qing: "Grass handsome?"
"Hahaha" the girl on the table laughed so loudly that her stomach hurt from laughing.
"Go, go, play, I don't believe you are not blind." Old Wang expressed dissatisfaction, looking at Feng Yan from time to time while speaking.
Regarding this, Su Qing hurriedly said: "Sister Feng, what do you think?"
"Me? I don't know, I'm not blind"
"Not necessarily, after all, love makes people blind, doesn't it?" Lin Miaomiao at the side spoke surprisingly, she didn't say a word for a long time, and her mouth was lore.
Amidst the laughter of all the girls, Old Wang got up and gave Lin Miaomiao a thumbs up: "Little girl, your vision is not bad, as long as you speak well."
And Feng Yan who was on the side was also laughed angrily, and couldn't help saying: "Although I like a person, it has nothing to do with appearance, but do things generously, always sneaking around behind, it's not good."
[Sexy hot girl Feng Yan actually doesn't dislike the honest Lao Wang, but is just angry that he only dares to peep behind his back, not daring to confess]
[Last time Feng Yan went to an appointment, but she didn't think about it. Old Wang really invited her to dinner. In the end, when she got angry, she politely refused him.]
Hearing this, Su Qing quickly winked at Lao Wang, which was obviously a bit of Lao Wang.
In fact, this is also very reasonable. No matter how you say it, Feng Yan is still a woman. She can't let a woman confess first. Besides, listening to the narration, Feng Yan has long known that Lao Wang likes her and is waiting for him to confess, but A certain person just doesn't say anything, it's so anxious that people's liver hurts.
"Then how suitable I am, after all, I am the one who has nothing to do with appearance!"
Hearing this, the girls present laughed so hard that tears almost came out, and if they tried harder, the aunt would have to laugh.
But Su Qing knew it as soon as he heard it, this old man is hopeless, let you confess, at least be more formal, you have said so yourself, how could Feng Yan admit that she likes ugly ones, isn't that stupid?
Why is there no one surnamed Wang around him who is normal, they are all so worrying.
Sure enough, Feng Yan, who was still looking forward to this just now, shook her head helplessly when she heard this. Even if she followed up with Jiu Jin to confess, she would agree, but no one can accept your half-joking way now.
It's like confessing on April Fool's Day. It's a reason why girls are very disgusted. Ah, if you succeed, you will be happy, but if you don't succeed, you will call it April Fool's Day. Just kidding, you will take advantage of any good things you co-authored.
"Come here, drink and drink, Xiao Su, you are not allowed to run away, did you hear that, if you two men still fool me with drinks, see if I don't fix you," Feng Yan greeted everyone at the table.
Other girls don’t drink alcohol, but she can still drink a little. With her taking the lead, the girls on Table Mountain gradually let go. Those who can drink more drink more, and those who can’t drink less.
All the girls served wine, so he could only bite the bullet and drink it.
But soon he realized that he had underestimated the strength of these delicate girls, and finally had no choice but to pull Rhubarb over to block the drink for him.
10:30 in the evening, at the entrance of the hotel.
"Where are Xiao Su and Da Huang?" Feng Yan looked around and asked.
Hearing this, Sun Mumu covered her mouth and snickered, and then said, "Sister Feng, what is it that I saw this time called Xiaobaocai?"
Talking about it, he turned around and said with a smile: "Please invite me, Xiao Bocai, I will get drunk when I drink it, and I will kneel down when I drink it, Xiao Bocai!"
Hearing this, Feng Yan looked in the direction of Ma Luyazi suspiciously, only to see a person and a dog squatting beside a tree
"Ouch~~~ Rhubarb, Rhubarb, are you okay, Rhubarb, vomit~~"
Rhubarb: "vomit~~ woof, vomit~~"
[I drink with you again, I am a dog! 】
Feng Yan:.
Let's just have two chapters today, have a meal with your classmates, don't ask if it's male or female, he is the same as Rhubarb, a eunuch.
Double the monthly ticket, please ask for [-], please everyone
(End of this chapter)
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