My life has a narration

Chapter 13 Su Qing's 'Feng Shui Xiangshu'

At night in Jiangcheng Hospital, a woman wakes up slowly from the hospital bed. It is Shen Yi, but she is wearing gauze on her forehead at this time, and she looks a little dazed.

She had just come back from another place, and the car accident happened because of tired driving, but she vaguely remembered that someone carried him out of the car, even though she was very close, she couldn't see the other person's face clearly, she just felt The other party's voice was nice.

"Doctor Wang, the patient in bed No. 3 has woken up!" At this moment, a nurse's voice came from the side, and soon a doctor in a white coat heard the words and came over, checked and found that there was no serious problem. Only then said:
"You are really lucky. In such a big car accident, the medical staff who brought you said that even the car ignited spontaneously. You actually only had a mild concussion. Let your family know!"

After all, the doctor was about to leave. After all, Shen Yi's condition was not even considered a minor injury, but a piece of her forehead was broken.

"Wait doctor, do you know who pulled me out of the car?" Shen Yi's voice was low but full of intelligence, coupled with her proud figure and rich experience, she exuded a mature woman Charm.

And she didn't feel sorry for her car that had spontaneously ignited, but she was a little curious about the man who pulled her out of the car with a nice voice.

"I don't know, you have to ask the traffic police who dealt with your accident, remember to call your family to come and take care of you, and pay the hospitalization fee by the way." After finishing speaking, the doctor turned and left, while Shen Yi just nodded slightly.

She had nothing at this time, and her mobile phone and vehicle were buried in the flames, so she could only call to inform her acquaintances.

Shen Yi was slightly disappointed that she didn't get the news she wanted, and then murmured:
"Didn't he follow? What a pity!"

Nothing in the night

Eight o'clock the next morning.

"Damn it, people don't sleep well on big weekends, they're sick!" Su Qing cursed without even opening her eyes, and then sat up straight on the bed.

As soon as the voice fell, it was followed by the voice of the narrator

[The sky is dry and things are dry, you successfully interrupted a mating behavior, and made Lao Wang feel frightened]

Su Qing: -_-|||
"Should!"

He also really admires the two people next door, they are full of energy, and the key is that they are so good. In his mother's words, they are both good and playful.

If he has a girlfriend, he doesn't need to show off like this. If he has a girlfriend, he must hang his girlfriend on the telephone pole in the community for three days and three nights, so that everyone in the community will know.

After all, seeing that there was no movement next door, Su Qing decided to go back to sleep again. After all, yesterday's events one after another made him physically and mentally exhausted.

But just when he was about to fall asleep with his head covered, the narration in his ear sounded again

[There are always some disgusting creatures in this world, such as mosquitoes and idlers who disturb your sleep, your door will be hit hard in ten seconds, please don't panic, this is not an earthquake]

Su Qing: Σ(°△°

Hearing this, Su Qing was taken aback for a moment, and he immediately thought of Lao Wang next door. Could it be that he found the chewing gum in the keyhole to take revenge on himself?

Thinking of this, Su Qing felt that he was a gentleman no matter what he said, and he had to reason with him, even if you were the old man next door, but I didn't have a wife or a girlfriend, how could I be afraid of you?

Immediately, a carp stood upright and fell to the ground, counting down silently in his heart, holding the doorknob:
"3.2.1"

As the countdown ended, Su Qing violently opened the door, but a second later, a big foot kicked straight at him. Fortunately, he was prepared, focused, and retreated sharply to escape, but the person opposite Not so much.

After hearing a scream, I saw the opponent's legs spread out one after the other, and he fell to the ground, covering his crotch with his hands, and the ice cream in his hand fell to the ground, with a painful expression on his face: "Damn, you are sick!" , open the door without saying a word."

It was Wang Xing who came, but he was not in a good condition at this time, and the man's pain was vividly reflected.

Seeing this, Su Qing couldn't help but glared at the other party: "Yo, isn't this the king of licking, what's the matter?"

Hearing this, Wang Xing not only did not refute, but quickly looked at the ice cream on the ground, and then wowed: "I drop ice cream!"

"I'm dripping ice cream!"

As he said that, he was about to reach out to pick it up, and looking at it, he still wanted to pick it up and eat it. Seeing this, Su Qing hurried forward: "Hey, hey, pull it down, isn't it just a piece of ice cream, my house hasn't mopped the floor for several days .”

And Wang Xing picked up the shattered ice cream, looked at it for a long time, and said aggrievedly: "Do you think it's just a piece of ice cream?"

"Could it be your goddess who ate it?" Su Qing asked with a look of contempt.

Wang Xing: "Get out, let me tell you, this is no ordinary ice cream, this is the ice cream in Wang Wei's poem, haven't you heard of the assassin in the refrigerator?"

Su Qing:.
Feelings met an ice cream assassin. After getting to know him, I found out that Wang Xingju actually spent [-] yuan to buy a piece of ice cream out of face. No wonder he is so sad

Then Su Qing turned around and poured himself a glass of water and asked, "I really didn't realize that your face is worth 160. You came to me in the early morning, what's the matter?"

Hearing this, Wang Xing was shocked, and then asked excitedly in a low voice: "Qingzi, tell me honestly, do you have another identity?"

Su Qing:? ? ?
"What identity? You're out of your mind!"

"Don't try to prevaricate me. I thought about it all night yesterday and I didn't figure it out. How could you be sure that something will happen to Miss Jun? Moreover, when the police questioned us, you were vague. Also, why are you obviously not here? How can I know what I'm doing?"

Regarding this, Su Qing couldn't help feeling a headache. Although Wang Xing was not very good at his brain, he was like a mentally retarded dog when he was incarnate as a licking dog, and he was still at the level of a normal person.

The biggest flaw yesterday was that Wang Xing was the person involved, and the most important thing was that he didn't give an explanation, after all, what he said didn't happen, and he was so sure.

"I'm learning Feng Shui recently, and yesterday she had an evil eye between her eyebrows, which is a sign of great evil." Su Qing began to talk nonsense, anyway, this kind of thing must not be elaborated.

"I'll fuck you, I'm still using feng shui, the last sentence of what you said just now is accurate, it's really big!"

Su Qing: →_→

Wang Xing: ←_←

"Don't believe pull it down!"

"You think I'm stupid? Unless you can prove to me your so-called feng shui phrenology now."

At this moment, the voice of the narration came to Su Qing's mind again, and then he smiled slightly: "Success, wait!"

After that, he came to the door of the living room, held the door and started counting down to Wang Xing: "Look out!"

"3.2.1, open!"

After saying that, Su Qing opened the door fiercely, and a chubby figure fell in instantly, his movements were exactly the same as Wang Xing just now, it was his neighbor next door, Old Wang.

Then Su Qing stepped forward and said with a smile: "Brother Wang, what's the matter?"

Pharaoh: .
Wang Xing: (￣口￣)! !
(End of this chapter)