My life has a narration

The moment the narration sounded, he knew he had no choice.

At the same time, he also remembered the narration a week ago, when he was reminded that he might go on a blind date, and the other party seemed to be related to his mother, he didn't expect that a week would pass so quickly.

It's also a lot of things recently, I have to go to work, edit videos, operate stocks, and even take time to be a father, pretend to be a husband, and fight with my ex-husband for [-] rounds, so I can't keep up with energy.

And when he refused, he was threatened by the first sister of Gotham City, telling him that he would die if he didn't go, and asked him to dress up, go home at night and drive the car, and sent him a document , which contains important chat records with the girl during this period of time.

Seeing this, how could he not know what happened? His mother met a blind date online for her, and met at a hot pot restaurant on the pedestrian street tonight.

Who can stand this, at this time he is completely stupid, no wonder it is said to be a fucking romantic debt, isn't that what it is, your old man is fascinated by the little girl's chat, and let your son come at the end, can you pay it back? Is it an individual?

Bah, you can say the same about your own mother, anyway, Su Qing has 1 crap in her heart.

Zhou Hui naturally didn't hide it, but admitted it openly, saying that he is not good for the man, she doesn't count on the boss next door, and now let him take care of this girl, if he dare not go, then he will Dead.

Having been a son for more than 20 years, why doesn't he know his mother's character? If he dares to let other girls dove, I'm afraid this old man can really fly back overnight. Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Su Qing sat at his desk and had no intention of working. He used to edit rhubarb's video or check the stock market at this time, but now, he can only make up chat records.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Gossip?"

"No, why does this avatar look so much like you? No, this is you!" The social gangster poked his head over and exclaimed in a low voice.

"You have a good eye, it's right here!"

"You're actually looking at your own daily records, you're still looking at your files, you're so perverted, eh~~"

Su Qing:.
"I know it's abnormal, but please don't say it!"

While speaking, he kept sliding the mouse, flipping through the chat records at a glance, but soon, Sun Mumu at the side discovered the clue:
"Hey? Although the photo of this avatar is you, why doesn't it feel like your character?"

During the conversation, the chat history had reached the last night, and Sun Mumu's eyes widened suddenly: "You are going on a date. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"

"I'm meeting a netizen, don't talk nonsense!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, he could only interrupt the spellcasting manually.

"Oh, blind date!" Lin Miaomiao, who was in the innermost place, said with a knife.

Su Qing suddenly felt that a knife had been stuck in his chest, and the people who taught him how to stab the knife were really powerful, and even stabbed his own people so hard.

Seeing this, Su Qing let go of Sun Mumu, wiped her saliva on her clothes, and said, "I have no choice but to, my family has repeatedly asked me, what can I do, you two are not young, have you not been urged by the family? "

Hearing this, Sun Lin and Sun Lin shook their heads in unison: "No~ yes~ ah~"

Su Qing:.
Well, it seems that he has joined the blind date army in advance, but in desperation he can only close the computer and get up: "I'll go to the toilet to calm down."

But he never expected that less than 10 minutes before and after he went to the toilet, when he came back, everyone in the room looked at him wrongly.

"Xiao Su, I heard that you are going on a blind date?" Feng Yan asked.

Su Qing: "Huh?"

"Ah, what, you are really serious, there are so many girls in our department, and you are reduced to going on a blind date, shame on you!"

"That's right, Xiao Su, if you don't want to go, sister can help you," Zhang Xiao said with a smile.

The other two members of the narration trio also nodded repeatedly.

The only seedling in the company is reduced to going on a blind date. This is not only a provocation, but also an insult to them. Isn't this just saying that they can't do it in disguise?

"That's right, Xiao Su, just tell me the location, and the sisters will support you, what do the sisters say?"

"Support the field, support the field, support the field!"

Suddenly, there were bursts of low roars from the small office, which scared the business department next door to a face of bewilderment. What's the matter, the planning department is coming to grab his job?

At this time, almost everyone in the office was there except Cui Bo, and everyone was looking at him, with flames in their eyes, with a look of high fighting spirit, wishing to go now.

But in Su Qing's eyes, this is not the case. The eyes of this group of women are clearly gossiping, and it is true to have fun.

The work in the planning department is very easy, and with the fact that he has just rested for two days, the work is rather boring. After finally having some fun, how can he let it go easily.

Seeing this, he hurried to his seat, stared at Sun Mumu and said in a low voice, "What have you done?"

"Mumu posted about your going on a blind date in the group, and everyone is very concerned." Lin Miaomiao explained with big innocent eyes.

'Puff puff' another blow to the heart, at this moment he already felt that he was going to be out of breath.

"you"

"Sau Rui, I posted to the wrong group, I wanted to share it with my roommate."

Su Qing:.
"Oh, let's just go on a blind date. Don't worry, what are you afraid of? I can't help you if you want the blind date to be successful, but if you want to get dirty, everyone in our department is good at it."

Gods are all masters. Is this what people say?

"How about it, tell me, I like having fun the most"

Lin Miaomiao: "Looking for fun, looking for fun, looking for Aiyou!"

Unbearable, Su Qing gave each of the two girls a popcorn to have fun with anything, and they were never so active at work.

At this moment, the door of the office opened. Shen Yi stood at the door and looked around. In an instant, the entire office area became quiet.

"What are you doing in such a mess, have you finished your work? Do you want to work overtime? Do you still want next month's bonus?"

Seeing that the big boss was unhappy, everyone quickly sat up straight and turned into good employees. For a while, the entire office was filled with the sound of typing on the keyboard.

"Su Qing, come in."

The sudden roll call made him startled, and then he found that everyone around him was sitting upright, not looking sideways.

"It's over, Xiao Su, be careful, Boss Shen is angry, admit your mistake quickly!" Sun Mumu said in a low voice, but she didn't look sideways, and the work in hand didn't stop, obviously she was more afraid of Boss Shen.

In this regard, Su Qing gave him a white look, admitting his mistake?Didn't you see how she confessed to me yesterday, who can't afford it?
But when he just entered the office, Shen Yi's sharp gaze met him, and he stretched out his arm, and slapped it against the wall next to his face.

"Are you going on a blind date?"

Looking at Aunt Shen who was staring at her eyes, and then at the arm at the side of her face, he couldn't help laughing and said:
"Could this be the legendary Bidong?"

Shen Yi's height is a full 170, if they wear high heels, they will even give people the illusion that they are about the same height when they walk together.

As long as a woman is thin, she looks tall, so this wall is not difficult for her.

"Stop talking nonsense, are you going on a blind date?"

Hearing this, Su Qing sighed, and handed over the phone, which contained the chat records between him and his mother, and even the document.

After a long time, Shen Yi looked at him dumbfounded and muttered: "Auntie met a girl online for you?"

"Well~ more than that, based on what I know about my mother, this is just foreplay, she may not have a little chat." Su Qing grabbed the apple on the table and took a bite.

Zhimu Mo Ruozi, who is his mother, how can he not know?
Just by watching the first episode of the narration, he knew that this was just the beginning, so he felt a headache. After all, if it was an ordinary blind date, he wouldn’t feel so uncomfortable. At worst, he would say it’s inappropriate after watching it, and he would No, my own mother can beat him to death.

What's more, maybe other girls still don't like him.

"How old are you, why is Auntie so anxious?" Shen Yi asked in confusion.

In her opinion, Su Qing has only graduated for one year, so there is no need at all. Isn't this age the time to look for a job everywhere?

"Isn't this the last time our relationship was exposed? My mother knew you were not my girlfriend, so she arranged one for me. I was wondering why she didn't respond when she found out. It turned out to be like this." Su Qing shook her head Said.

Hearing this, Shen Yi thought for a while and couldn't help saying: "If it's really not possible, I can also pretend to be your girlfriend. They are neighbors, so you're welcome."

In this regard, Su Qing waved his hands again and again.

"What? I'm pretending to be your girlfriend, but you still don't want to?" Seeing him waving his hand, Shen Yi immediately became angry.

Su Qing quickly said: "Nothing, but I advise you not to."

"why?"

"In the past, my mother just thought you were my girlfriend unilaterally. If you admit it yourself, it's over. If you say it today, she will dare to discuss engagement with you tomorrow. The marriage is certain, and it will be the end of the year at the latest. Get married, and next year she plans to have a grandson, can you?"

Shen Yi:
She can pretend to be a girlfriend, but she is really not ready for getting married and having children.

"Then what are you going to do?"

"What can I do, go and have a look. If I don't go, I will die even worse." Su Qing shrugged and said helplessly.

Shen Yi had no choice but to feel better, at least not as angry as when she first heard that he was going on a blind date.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, he got off work on time. Surrounded by the department's Yingying Yanyan, he took the rhubarb downstairs in a hurry, and then took a taxi and ran away.

If he didn't run away, he was afraid that these women would really go with him.

After sending Rhubarb home, he changed his clothes and took a taxi back to his hometown.

"Brother, you are back. Here is the car key. Mom asked me to give it to you. I wish you a smooth blind date!"

As soon as he entered the door, Su He came out with Lao Su's car keys and smiled.

Su Qing:.
"you know too?"

"Of course, my elder brother is going on a blind date, and my younger sister can only be at home alone, that's all, my elder brother go quickly, don't make other girls wait in a hurry."

Regarding this, Su Qing went up with a thought: "Don't give me any yin and yang, if you didn't talk too much, your brother and I would have ended up like this? You wait for me, and I will settle the score with you later!"

After all, he turned and left.

The first lady in Gotham City set him up at [-]:[-] pm, and he got off work at [-]:[-]. He first went back to his rented house, and then went home to pick up his car. There was not enough time.

Although he didn't want to be troublesome, but someone repeatedly insisted that he must drive there, saying that he should pay attention to face when meeting for the first time, but he had no choice but to agree.

At 10:[-] in the afternoon, he came to a hot pot restaurant on the pedestrian street [-] minutes early, found a seat to sit down, and then took a photo and sent it to his mother, saying that he did not release pigeons, and then he settled down.

That's right, because he is a fucking online dating partner, so even now, he can only pass on information through his mother.

After more than ten minutes, a 26-year-old woman with fluffy hair and wearing a pale yellow dress stopped in front of him.

Before he could confirm the identity of the visitor, the woman spoke first: "Earthquake Gaogang has a beautiful stream and mountains through the ages!"

Su Qing:? ? ?
"Does the door face the sea and the three rivers flow for thousands of years?"

"husband!"

Su Qing: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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