My life has a narration

Chapter 159
"Mumu, let's sneak in like this, isn't it okay?"

In front of the small stall opposite the hot pot restaurant, two shy little people looked inside anxiously.

"No, why are you here?"

"I am not curious"

"Don't talk when you eat melons, watch carefully, study hard, grandma's ability, even if she is going to be a paparazzi, she is also a paparazzi with top abilities, hey, hey, why is that woman so active, she leans on Xiao Su, what the fuck, This is green tea!"

"No, it's just that the girls are a little more enthusiastic."

"Stupid Miao Miao, what do you know, this woman is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, my old lady, I knew it was green tea just by looking at it."

While eating snacks in front of the food stall, the two commented on the two in the hot pot restaurant, their faces full of excitement.

There is never a shortage of boring people in this world. Most of the other girls in the department just talk and don't take it seriously, but there are also melon-eating people like Wolongfengchu, who are boring to death.

After Su Qing left, the two took a taxi to follow them all the way, like a pervert, and finally stopped here.

At the same time, in the hot pot restaurant, Su Qing was trying to lean in.

Originally, the two were sitting opposite each other, but the woman stood up and leaned towards her while talking. Although he is not a gentleman, he would not jump on a woman when he sees it.

Those who are not picky eaters are pigs, no, pigs are picky eaters, let alone him.

He doesn't know if this woman is green tea, but he knows that his mother must be very good at it. It's only been a short week, how did she chat with this girl, and how does she feel that she has entered the period of passionate love?
"Husband, is it true that we can get married by the end of this year?" Cheng Xiaoxue leaned over and looked at her expectantly, her eyes full of expectation.

In this regard, Su Qing could only raise her hands to protect her chest, while supporting the woman with a wry smile, what the hell did she promise her family, why did she get married at the end of this year.

"Miss Cheng, I think"

"Why do you meet outsiders like this? Just call your wife. Although I haven't obtained the certificate yet, I think you are much better than the ones my mother introduced to me. Sure enough, free love is the best. Through this week's understanding, I feel more and more , You are the one I am looking for."

Su Qing:.
Speechless, but I have to say, the fucking online dating skills are simply too strong. Is this the legend that only women know women best?

If this is the case, he really wants his mother to open an online dating training class. Not to mention anything else, it is difficult to make money with this skill. After all, there are so many single dogs on the Internet, and the market is seriously vacant. , Listed in three years, with assets of hundreds of millions is not a dream, so he doesn't have to work hard, isn't it good to be a rich second generation honestly?
How can it be natural and comfortable to eat other people's soft food?
"Old bah, Ms. Cheng, calm down, calm down, you have to remember how much you swear! Everything on the Internet is deceptive. In fact, I also have many shortcomings. The Internet and reality cannot be confused at all."

Although he also wanted to tell the girl that he was dating her online with his mother, he was a bit afraid, firstly because he was afraid that the girl would not be able to withstand the blow, and secondly because he was afraid that his mother would come back and beat him up.

Of course, when the two were chatting, he also knew through the narration that this is a woman who is unwilling to accept a blind date but is eager to get married. , It was also too private, which caused the girl to unilaterally think that the relationship between the two of them was already very close.

And he was the one who was wronged, he couldn't tell her that she was "jumped by a fairy" by a mother and son!
"I understand that people have two sides. On the Internet, you are aggressive, but in reality you are submissive. I knew it when I first met you. You are very bold when you chat with me online!" Cheng Xiaoxue gave him a shy look.

Seeing this look, Su Qing's heart skipped a beat: "It's okay, why am I so bold?"

"You also said that it was good to chat with me on the first day, but you had to look at your legs on the second day, and even more so the day before yesterday. Anyway, I showed you, what else do you dissatisfied with?"

Su Qing: Σ(゜ロ゜;)
I didn't look at it, I didn't see anything, Mom, you should show your son the photo, what kind of skill is eating alone!
Now he really wants to take out his mobile phone and ask his mother for a photo. He is tired, so he can't leave nothing behind. It's good to have an eye addiction!
Also look at the legs, they are both mother and child, as for hiding them like this?
Seeing him in a daze, Cheng Xiaoxue continued: "It's July now, let's meet the parents next month, and then get engaged, how about getting married on October [-]st?"

"By this time next year, our children should all be born. Do you like boys or girls? I like boys. If a boy is called Su Nanqiao, if a girl is called Su Beimu, there are trees in the south and beauties in the north. You how do you feel?"

"I think you have a good literary talent, hahaha!"

What is this all about? Is this the normal process of meeting netizens?
During the day, he thought that his mother would meet him with a girl from online dating. Under normal circumstances, even if the online dating relationship is confirmed, everyone should greet each other for a while when they meet for the first time, and then he will find another reason to say that it is not suitable. Don't you have it?

But why did the netizens he met this time go astray?
Is it the girl's problem, or his fucking problem?
Judging from the current clues, the possibility of a fucking problem is relatively high. It may be that this old man is anxious to become a mother-in-law, so he came up to speak bluntly, but you are blunt, why do you look at his legs?
He knows how to give birth by looking at a girl's crotch, wait, wouldn't his mother have seen it too?If that's the case, how about borrowing one to talk?
"That is, so tonight. It's cheap for you." Cheng Xiaoxue also bumped him with the shoulder, and said shyly.

Su Qing: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
To be honest, he has now understood that the current situation cannot be resolved by himself without any external force. He needs wingmen, Zhang Dapao, Snake, and Lu Xiaobu. That kind of wingman.

Up, down, left, right, left, right, baba, no matter who it is, let a wingman save my dog's life, please.

It may be that God heard his call and felt sorry for him. In the next second, a turning point appeared.

"Daddy, daddy, I'm coming!"

I saw a little girl with ball hair combed and wearing a small skirt rushed towards the two of them with her two small hands, and then put her two small hands on the edge of the table, looking at Cheng Xiaoxue eagerly:
"Auntie, can you let me go, my father is inside."

Su Qing:.
Cheng Xiaoxue:? ? ?

"You have children? Are you married?"

Seeing this scene, Cheng Xiaoxue's mind immediately froze, and the person she dated online for a week and successfully found was a married man?
The sudden blow raised her voice several degrees, causing many people nearby to look over.

Su Qing was also confused at this time, why did the little girl suddenly appear here?What did you find?Or is she just here to save her wingman?

"Uh this"

time back to 5 minutes ago
Wen Nanqing drove to the pedestrian street with her precious daughter and Shen Yi, and finally found Su Qing's location through the window.

At a glance, she saw that Cheng Xiaoxue was trying to lean on Wang Suqing. Shen Yi stomped her feet on the spot, so angry that she wanted to rush in by herself. Fortunately, the landlady at the side stopped her, and bowed her head and said to her daughter:

"Did you see your Uncle Su?"

The little girl nodded.

"Go, play with him, remember to call Dad when you enter the door, and then Mom will borrow rhubarb to play with you, do you understand?"

"understood"

"Then go, good boy!"

Then, under the watchful eyes of the two, there was the scene where the little girl ran in to call her father, and the timing was just right.

"This aunt is so fierce!" The little girl murmured timidly, and tugged at the corner of his clothes as she spoke.

Seeing this, Su Qing quickly got up and rubbed the little girl's head: "Why are you here, where is your mother?"

"Mom is outside!"

As he spoke, the diners around whispered, and saw a sexy young woman in Ruobai cheongsam and a wooden hairpin walking in from the door of the hot pot restaurant.

With a curvy figure, a mature and intellectual face, charming but not coquettish, dignified and elegant, gentle and pleasant, he was looking around anxiously, and his face relaxed after seeing the little girl, and then walked slowly.

As she walked, the eyes of many customers in the store followed her.

"Xiaoyun, why are you running around again, mother is so anxious to death" she said, she wrapped her daughter up, then looked at Su Qing and said softly: "What a coincidence, Yo, this is"

This is the cleverness of the landlady's wife. She didn't say anything, but she seemed to say everything.

He didn't reveal his identity, and gave Cheng Xiaoxue a rush of pressure, which was just right.

"she"

Before Su Qing finished speaking, Cheng Xiaoxue became angry with embarrassment, picked up a glass of white water on the table, poured it on his face and spat:

"Hey, scumbag, never see you again!"

Then he blocked and deleted his contact information in front of the two of them, and then turned and left without looking back.

Su Qing:.
[The first blind date ended perfectly, the rescue of Fengchu came late, please forgive me, my lord]

(End of this chapter)