My life has a narration

Chapter 19 If you believe it, you will get 100 yuan if you don't believe it

It can be seen that his mother Zhou Hui was really in a hurry this time. If she loses a card game and has no ability to win it back, she actually put her idea on his wedding. I have to say, this is very fucking.

"Look at what you said, with Xiaoqing's appearance, how could she not find a wife? When your sister Jun comes back, I'll ask her to keep an eye out for you, and then I'll introduce you to her." Aunt Liu laughed. .

Hearing this, Su Qing's eyelids twitched. Li Zijun's friend, isn't that a criminal besides the police?
No matter who you are, your small body is enough!
"That's right, how big is this, why worry about it, feel it yourself, two things, I'm confused" Aunt Liu also echoed from the side.

After all, Zhou Hui replied with some helplessness: "You are so lucky!"

Then turned to look at Su Qing: "It's all up to you, if you weren't standing here, I would have been confused!"

Su Qing:.
"Mom, my eyelids are twitching so much, so I'm leaving first, you go home quickly." After all, Su Qing was about to run away. After all, his mother alone was too much for him to fight, not to mention there were three other girls of the same level next to him. of.

"Wait!" Just when he was about to run away, Zhou Hui stopped him.

"What's wrong mom?"

"Eyelids twitch, which eye?"

"Left eye?"

"That's great, the left eye jumps for money, God of Wealth bless you, hurry up, son, play a few rounds for mom, and win back the money!" Zhou Hui immediately changed his face and put on a pleasant look and smiled, which was almost the same as before. It's a world of difference. .

Standing up while talking, seeing this, Su Qing hurriedly backed up: "Mom, goodbye, my dad has already cooked, and besides, I'm not very good at playing cards!"

This is obviously not a good job. He was already dumped when he stood by the side just now. If he gets started, he might have to lose money if he loses.

"What are you afraid of? Play two laps. In card games, three points are based on skill and seven points are luck. You must be lucky in your left eye today. Hurry up, don't act like a bitch." , Zhou Hui pulled her son over and pressed him on the chair.

Su Qing:.
"Mom, this is all a feudal superstition. Eyelid twitches are caused by spasms of eyelids, nerves or eye muscles are stimulated to tremble, it's not at all"

But before he finished speaking, Su Qing felt a slap on the head: "Don't tell me these things, I don't understand, hit me!"

"I"

Seeing his mother with her hands on her hips, Su Qing closed her mouth decisively. If he was at home, he would run away at worst. But being chased and beaten by his mother in front of so many people, her mother is not afraid of embarrassment, and she has to face it.

"Don't worry, Xiaoqing, Auntie will feed you the cards one day, let go of the game, and just chat with Auntie, your mother is really smelly when playing cards," Aunt Liu laughed.

Regarding this, Su Qing could only laugh dryly. Although he knew how to play poker, he only knew the rules. As for poker skills, he didn't need to mention it. He was now ready to be extorted by his mother for a while. [
[Quantan culture, extensive and profound, in groups of four, 136 cards are randomly drawn to form a set or even multiple sets of order]

As the narration sounded in his ear, Su Qing also started to draw cards.

Aunt Liu: "Get rich!"

Aunt Li: "North Wind"

Su Qing picked up the Beifeng in his hand and was about to follow, but immediately the narration sounded in his ear again
[The essence of playing cards is luck, but sometimes skill is also very important. In the next round, you will draw another North Wind card]

Su Qing: Σ(°△ °
He never expected that the narration could have such an effect, and after the next two laps, the narration in his ear didn't stop.

Not only that, he can even know what cards are played by several players through the narration. Except for self-drawing, he didn't light a single shot.

And the result is that

"I'm confused, I'm so self-indulgent!"

"Blooming on the bar, touch [-]!"

"Blurred. Blurred"

Although his card skills are not very good, but relying on the predictability of the narration on this small mahjong table, he can kill the three old aunts without leaving a single one.

"I'm sorry, Aunt Liu, it's a monotonous [-] yuan!" Seeing the [-] yuan shot by Aunt Liu, Su Qing pushed the racket down a little embarrassedly.

"It's messed up, it's messed up again, hahaha, hurry up, give me money!" Zhou Hui, his mother, sat aside and laughed.

In such a short period of less than two laps, Su Qing had already won back half of what she had lost in the afternoon, which gave her hope.

Hearing this, Aunt Li couldn't help but said: "Xiaohui, your son is very good at playing poker, does he often play poker, young man, at this age he has to put more effort into his work."

In this regard, Zhou Hui quickly retorted: "Nonsense, my son is usually good, today is the blessing of the God of Wealth!"

"Quick, quick, give the money, give the money!"

Under her urging, the three paid the money.

"Oh, it's already six o'clock, it's too late, I have to go home and cook, I'm playing some other day!" At this moment, Aunt Wang said quickly when she saw that he was so lucky.

Hearing this, Aunt Li rolled her eyes and immediately echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, I suddenly remembered that there is something else at home, so we can make an appointment another day!"

"Alright, it just so happens that my niece also sent a WeChat message saying that she will go home for dinner tonight, so let's stop here. Is Xiaoqing coming to my aunt's house for dinner?" Aunt Liu also got up with a smile and asked.

In this regard, Su Qing shook his head decisively, joking, how could he fall into the trap of himself.

After all, the three of them got up and left. Seeing this, Zhou Hui got up quickly: "Don't, play around again, hey, don't run!"

"These people really run away when they win money. They run away when they see my son is lucky. I hate it!"

She also wanted to take advantage of Su Qing's luck to win back all the losses.

"Okay Mom, it's getting late, let's talk about it tomorrow, my dad is still waiting at home!" Seeing his mother's aggrieved appearance, Su Qing couldn't help crying and laughing.

"Okay, hey, I lost again"

Soon the two left the chess and card room and walked towards home.

When the two passed through a green grass field, his mother Zhou Hui suddenly quickened her pace, trotted forward a few steps, and then whispered to him: "Son, come quickly!"

Regarding this, Su Qing was at a loss, but seeing his mother like this, she couldn't help but stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter, Mom?"

Hearing this, Zhou Hui first looked around, then moved her feet and said, "Quick, pick it up."

Hearing this, Su Qing looked down and saw a hundred-yuan bill tied with a red string under his mother Zhou Hui's moved foot.

Su Qing thought it was inconvenient for his mother, so she picked it up without thinking too much and said with a smile: "Go out to pick up money, mom, you are lucky!"

"Nonsense, this is borrowing money, I didn't touch it, you picked it up!" Zhou Hui laughed.

Su Qing:? ? ?
"Borrow money?"

Sure enough, when he unwrapped the red string, he saw the words 'Lend two days of your life' inside.

Su Qing:.
"Mom, this money is not fun to pick up. You know it's borrowed money and let me pick it up, you."

Saying that, Su Qing looked at her mother innocently.

"Fuck, fuck the feudal superstition, how can our family's materialism be brainwashed by this kind of dross, if you believe it, you will get 100 yuan, which one do you choose?" Zhou Hui replied righteously.

Su Qing: -_-|||
"Mom, that's not what you said when my left eye twitched just now."

"Besides, since you don't believe it, why don't you pick it up yourself?"

Zhou Hui: "You're still young, it doesn't matter if you live two days less, be good!"

Su Qing: (￣口￣)! !
(End of this chapter)