My life has a narration

Chapter 240 Your mother is gone!

He is now afraid of the fucking blind date method, after all, this is not without lessons learned.

But he never expected that his mother Zhou Hui would think of finding a girl in the game, which was beyond the limit of his imagination.

But when the incident happened, he was actually not as surprised as he imagined that it was hard to understand. After all, it was not the first time.

But thinking about her mother being scolded and crying, this was the first time he had ever experienced it, and the dating made him feel that his mother was becoming more and more rebellious.

And seeing his mother crying so miserably, although he wanted to laugh, it really dispelled his worries. If this was a new type of blind date scam, he would admit it, and he didn't believe that his mother's acting skills were so good. Just drop it, it's unrealistic.

Anyway, at home, he comforted his mother for a long time before he managed to stabilize the situation. In the end, he agreed to tomorrow's "frame appointment"

You have to avenge your old family, don't you?

Besides, the other party's game ID almost made him laugh. "Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex" looked like a primary school student's ID, and the last one, as expected, should be "Invincible Tyrannosaurus" was taken by someone, so he could only add another what.

Calculating the time, the primary school students should be on summer vacation at this time, there is a high probability that there is no mistake, as an adult, it should be no problem to clean up a primary school student, Su Qing secretly thought.

But when he saw the ID her mother gave him, he couldn't laugh immediately.

"The Most Beautiful Man in Jiangcheng"

Hiss~~ How should I put it, I'm a little ashamed, no, it's too shameful, he has already thought about it, when the time comes to meet, he must preemptively strike, don't give the other party a chance to call his ID, and then vent his mother's anger first.

The most important thing is that this person has ridiculed this ID more than once on WeChat, and even ridiculed his fucking avatar, that is, his photo, which is tolerable or unbearable, so he is going to let the flowers of the motherland experience the society in advance sinister.

At night, when he came home, there was no one in the house, not even Rhubarb, and he found out that he had gone to the landlady's house after inquiring.

The little girl Wen Yun came back and was torturing Rhubarb and asked Gouzi to help take care of the child. The three women were sitting on the sofa eating fruit and chatting, feeling very comfortable.

"Hahaha, he actually asked Rhubarb to give silk stockings to the company's female employees, tsk tsk tsk, Xiaoyi, did you not give them to you? You are out of balance!" Tang Nan said with a smirk.

Shen Yi glanced at her: "Do you think I look like you? It looks like there are five people and six people. If you look carefully, you won't change the stockings even if they are wrapped. Stay away from me!"

"Who has patted stockings, who are you talking about!"

"I'll say whoever wears stockings!"

"Hey, look, open your dog eyes and see, my mother's black silk is changed every day, where is it dirty!" Tang Nan raised her long legs and put them on Shen Yi's body and shouted.

"Go away, it stinks!"

"No, if you don't want to read it, I'll show it to my husband-in-law. If you want me to tell you, it's not a gift from a dog. It's obvious that he likes to watch it. Men like this tune!" Tang Nan said with a witty look on her face. expression said.

Hearing this, Shen Yi snorted disdainfully: "Go ahead, he's making short videos anyway, I'll ask him to take pictures for you and post them online for you to see who dies!"

"I'm still dead, Xiaoyi, tell me the truth, what were you panting for last night? Is there something wrong?" The landlady at the side asked gossipingly.

Tang Nan, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, is full of ridicule skills: "Yes, yes, sister Qing sent it to me, panting so loudly, my friend thought I was watching a small movie, I heard that voice It's you, I didn't expect you, so you can scream like this, how is it, are you comfortable?"

Listening to the verbal attacks of the two, although Shen Yi didn't change her expression, her feet had already started to buckle and she quickly explained:

"That's a misunderstanding, it's not what you think!"

"Misunderstanding? I don't think so. Anyway, there is no video. How can you say it?" Tang Nan spread her hands and did not give the slightest chance to explain.

Even Wen Nanqing joked: "Oh, what's the matter with embarrassment? Come on, tell us the details. Is the young man good in stamina? You can't count like this in one night!"

With that said, Wen Nanqing stretched out three fingers and asked curiously.

Tang Nan shook her head: "Well~~ I think it's more than that. Since he is a young man, his body is naturally better. I think there is such a number!"

After all, he stretched out a palm.

Seeing the two of them talking to each other and imagining the banned scene, Shen Yi broke her defense immediately.

"Go, go, if you say no, there will be no!"

"No?"*2
The two women asked in unison, with disbelief in their eyes. One of them was married and even had children, and the other had more than one boyfriend. Naturally, they have some experience.

"Not even three times? My little brother-in-law is not in good health, is this a kidney deficiency?" Tang Nan asked in surprise.

Wen Nanqing patted Shen Yi on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, young people, it's inevitable that you don't know how to control yourself. Su go over and have a look, you need some snacks, a man has a lot of self-respect, he will definitely not go to see it, you have to take him there, if not for him, at least for yourself!"

At this moment, Shen Yi only felt as uncomfortable as a boulder was pressing on her chest. Why did these two old drivers think so dirty, which made her feel more and more dark.

[This old man is talking about youth madness, treating kidney deficiency, sugar-free, looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, Z country, for various reasons, you will receive two copies of aphrodisiac supplements! 】

At home, Su Qing suddenly had a narration in his head, and suddenly sat up in shock in the dying state, touched his waist, worried about his kidneys, he was not married yet!
But in the next second he was stunned. Since when did his kidneys have problems, why did he still receive aphrodisiac supplements, or two copies?

The narration this time felt a bit out of date, no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't figure out where it came from or what it had to do with it.

Rhubarb was not brought back by Shen Yi until the evening, but Shen Yi looked at him with strange eyes, as if she was a little curious.

The next day, as soon as he entered the office, he realized something was wrong.

"Xiao Su, that friend is not very good!" Zhang Xiao said without thinking.

And Qin Shuang also nodded and said, "It's really almost meaningless."

Su Qing:? ? ?
Seeing him coming, the other girls who ate together yesterday couldn't help but say, "I feel a little silly!"

"Oh, I don't have much experience in love, so I definitely don't know how to get along with women. What's so strange about it?"

Everyone was talking about each other, completely confusing him.

Before going to work, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Hatchling appeared.

Sun Mumu said: "Xiao Su, is your classmate stupid?"

"No, what did he do, why does everyone say that?" Su Qing asked quickly.

Lin Miaomiao on the side also looked puzzled: "No, did you have a good time yesterday?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his head was slapped by the social gangster, and then he looked at him and said with gritted teeth:

"Do you know where he took us to play after yesterday?"

Su Qing shook her head quickly: "Didn't you go to drink and sing?"

"You might as well guess!"

"Could it be that he went to a haunted house?" Su Qing couldn't help but be a little horrified when he remembered the fact that this guy went to a haunted house to scare the npc into tears when he was in college.

This group of people, he is the only man, did he take the opportunity to mess with his colleagues?
Although he knew that Old A was not that kind of person, but now everyone except Lin Miaomiao said that Wang Xing had a problem last night, he was a little uncertain.

"Haunted house? If he has that EQ, I'd give him a high regard. He's quite shrewd when chatting. How can he be so naive when he hangs out with women?" Sun Mumu said to herself puzzled.

"Where did you go?"

"Chess Room!"

Su Qing:.
"Chess and chess room? Could it be you?"

Sun Mumu nodded: "He took us to play mahjong, and the most important thing is, he even won money from us!"

Hearing this, Su Qing almost coughed up a mouthful of old phlegm, what the hell?Take seven girls out to play mahjong?Still win other people's money?
"How much did he beat you?" He asked cautiously.

"I lost 50, Qin Shuang and Zhang Xiao less, one 40, one 30, Mu Mu the most, lost 130, and the rest didn't play."

Su Qing: -_-|||
Well, two hundred and five, no wonder so many people complained to him.

Comrade Xiaolin thanked you kindly and invited you to dinner. You are a big man and you don’t have to pay for it. You also earned 250. Are you still a person?

Immediately, he called Wang Xing on the spot.

"What's the matter, Qingzi?"

"Did you take them to play mahjong last night?"

"That's right, their card skills are not good either!"

"Very well, your mother is gone!"

(End of this chapter)