My life has a narration

Chapter 249 Literary Youth

Shame, shameful disgrace.

Su Qing didn't know how critically the boy with a bleeding nose had been hurt, but he felt insulted.

Li Zijun actually let him take it as a warning, you can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my taste.

Although he doesn't know Shen Yi's exact age, he is sure that she is not in her 50s.

Of course, if he can grow up to be like Shen Yi in his 50s, it's not impossible for him, bah, it's not impossible for his friend.

He, Su, was eight feet tall and had a majestic appearance, how could he be reduced to such a state.

He was so angry that he turned around and left the police station. He bought a bag of oysters at the seafood market near the community, and was going to go home to replenish his energy and blood. When he was angry, he had to replenish his blood.

He came back early today, only after four o'clock. Rhubarb should be at the landlady's house at this time, and then he plunged into the kitchen, feeling wronged, and prepared to treat himself to a good meal today.

After get off work, when Shen Yi came back, she naturally came to visit him at the first time, and found that he was actually cooking by herself, so she nodded in satisfaction, and then asked him to cook more, and then brought Wen Nanqing and the others together. Call over for dinner.

She didn't seem to see the rule of not taking guests away.

At six o'clock in the evening, it took more than an hour, and finally a table full of dishes was served on the table.

"Hey, what is Xiao Su doing, it smells so good!"

At this moment, the landlady rushed over with the little girl, Tang Nan, and Da Huang.

"Do whatever you want, come in quickly, I'll be waiting for you!"

Everyone entered the room and came to the dining table. Seeing the large bowl of oysters on the table, they couldn't help but exclaimed. Then Wen Nanqing and Tang Nan looked at each other, and suddenly felt that what she said yesterday made sense.

Look, the young people know how to supplement it, but Shen Yi still doesn't understand it. It seems that the old Chinese medicine doctor has to put Chinese medicine on the agenda.

With the little girl around, Rhubarb's food finally returned to normal. The little girl would rather not eat by herself, but also feed the meat in the bowl to Rhubarb.

"Xiao Su, don't just eat vegetables, eat more of these oysters, we don't eat them, we have to pay attention to our figure," Wen Nanqing said with a smile.

Even Tang Nan on the side ate two and stopped moving his chopsticks: "That's right, I'm a female artist, it is necessary to keep fit, don't waste it, eat more, young people, don't be shy, as long as you are brave, boss You can also take maternity leave!"

Shen Yi:? ? ?

"Fuck you, some food can't keep your mouth shut!"

Aunt Shen was in a hurry, because among the few women present, except for the little girl Wen Yun, she ate recklessly, she seemed not at all worried that she would gain weight, and she had never even had body anxiety. The oyster shells in front of her were already piled up. Taller.

There is a physique that does not make you fat. Many girls are envious, but it is actually a disease. Simply put, it is poor digestion and absorption. Of course, it has nothing to do with it. Shen Yi is like this.

"Why should I shut up? I'm a female artist. Late marriage and late childbearing are the norm, but you are different. Hurry up and make up for Xiao Su, maybe next year all the children will come out!" Tang Nan laughed, very happy.

Ever since Shen Yi's panting death moment was discovered by her, several people have made fun of it in the past two days.

"Eat more rhubarb, and give birth to puppies next year!" Hearing this, the little girl handed the oyster meat in the bowl to Rhubarb's mouth, and looked at Rhubarb's belly, hoping that it would give birth to a litter of puppies next year Cubs play for themselves.

Rhubarb, who had been enjoying himself before, heard the words, and immediately groaned, and then limp on the ground weakly and shouted:
"Wang~"【Are you polite? 】

"What happened to Rhubarb?" Tang Nan asked in confusion.

Although she has only been here for a few days, she really likes the very human rhubarb.

Of course, she would not say that because of the black silk, Rhubarb obeyed her, and even helped her get cold drinks from the refrigerator, slippers, and bath towels when she took a bath. In short, she could make Rhubarb a licking dog just by stretching her legs.

"It might be a pain in the egg!" Su Qing said with a smile.

Rhubarb: "Wow, woof, woof" [Fuck you. You **** I'll fuck you ***]

Lose the beast, lose a lot, lose the balls, lose everything.

Originally, it was very satisfied with its own life. It lived by the window of the living room. The family had a nest and money, and its life was full of joy. But the mistress of the house was arrogant and unreasonable. Money, if you go down with a knife, the dog will be miserable, ah, miserable.

Every time he thinks of this, Da Huang can only cry for a thousand lines, looking at the little bitch in the community, his heart is more than enough, but his strength is not enough.

The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, the corners of Rhubarb's mouth began to twitch, making a whining sound, very wronged.

"Does it understand?" Tang Nan asked in surprise.

Su Qing: "No, it should be a little bit sad, if you don't believe me, stretch your legs over there and try."

Hearing this, Tang Nan tried to stretch her leg over. Then, Da Huang changed his face resolutely, hugged a big white leg with both paws and licked it fiercely.

Tang Nan:.
"Hey~~ Go, go, fuck me!"

As he spoke, he wiped his feet on Rhubarb's body.

Rhubarb This is just a small episode. After the meal, the landlady took the initiative to help clean up, which really helped him a lot.

He can accept cooking, but he just doesn't like washing dishes.

Immediately the three women sat on the sofa chatting, and the little girl went to bully Da Huang again, trying to find out how to make Da Huang give birth to a dog.

But she didn't know that Da Huang was a male dog and couldn't give birth to puppies, and she was also a eunuch. If she knew, Da Huang would be sad for a few seconds.

Su Qing, on the other hand, is sitting in front of the balcony with this computer and editing the video. He has already edited the video of Rhubarb giving stockings to the girls in the company one by one. With all the voice-overs and subtitles, a short video is completed. , the moment you clicked send, four notification tones sounded in the room one after another.

Including him, several people's cell phones rang. That's right, several people followed his short video account, and now it has nearly 70 fans.

As soon as the video was sent, netizens ignored the news and left messages below.

"Like first, then watch, I must be the first!"

"Damn, I hesitated for a while, and there were more than a dozen comments, you are really big!"

"Hey, why are there so many girls!"

"Hahaha, Rhubarb is getting paid, and I'm paying for Miss Sister's stockings. Not bad, and I know how to add props!"

"Rhubarb: It's all just a way to please me [狗头]"

"Did Rhubarb tear so many stockings without realizing it? I haven't experienced it yet. I'm not as good as a dog [crying]"

"Daqing, let Dahuang hold a class, I'll pay to listen to it, as long as you let me enjoy this kind of treatment!"

"I just want the lady at the front desk, that's pretty!"

"Then I want the third one, this one has the charm"

"Hey guys, you really picked it up!"

Dozens of silk stockings were given to girls one after another by Rhubarb, and many netizens were stunned, and among the people who left the country, there were indeed good-looking ones, which was even more eye-catching.

With the accumulation of the number of fans, the playback rate of his videos has remained high. Now each comment is several thousand, and there are tens of thousands on Huodian. The number of views ranges from hundreds of thousands to several million, which can be regarded as Pretty good among pet bloggers.

"When will my video be released?" At this moment, Tang Nan came behind him and asked.

Su Qing was taken aback, and then patted her chest: "I have to wait a few days anyway, the video still needs to be edited and debugged, don't worry, I have hired a professional, I will definitely not embarrass you, you should think about what to do tomorrow Take me to meet you in the ancient town in the southern suburbs!"

That's right, he has already sent the material to Wang Zhen, there is a professional who doesn't need it, so why keep it.

"Anyway, I'm only responsible for leading the way, and I don't care about the rest!" Tang Nan compromised.

"No problem, I will send you a copy after the video is edited. You should have a short video account too!"

"That's natural, it's very good at it!"

As he spoke, he took out a box of Xiaosu from his pocket and put one in his mouth. With the click of the lighter, he lit the cigarette, and white mist spewed out from his seductive mouth. Tang Nan relaxed.

Seeing him staring at her in a daze, Tang Nan froze for a moment, then raised her hand: "One?"

Su Qing subconsciously took it, thought for a while and put it back.

"What's wrong? Not used to it?"

Su Qing smiled: "Seeing Miss Su, I suddenly thought of Jiaomei, but I haven't smoked for a long time."

As he spoke, he went to the drawer of the coffee table, opened it, found Bai Jiao who had bought it for an unknown amount of time, and said with a smile:
"Compared to Miss Su's enthusiasm, I still like Jiaomei's tranquility."

Just as he was about to light one, a hand suddenly reached out and took the cigarette away.

"Smoking is smoking, pretending to be literary!"

Su Qing:.
(End of this chapter)