My life has a narration

As the saying goes, when a dead fish speaks its mind, it leaves after the shot. People of the older generation will believe in some weird things.

Of course, each industry has its own theory. For fishing, if a dead fish is caught and the hook is hooked on the fish's lips, it is the so-called dead fish. It is believed that there are water monkeys underwater. Or the water ghost is teasing you and helping you hang it up. Out of taboo, most people will feel scared and stay away from this place, for fear that something bad will happen.

This is even the case with a dead fish, let alone a corpse. Comrade Old Su was frightened. He often walks by the river without getting his shoes wet, not to mention that he is also a wild river fishing enthusiast.

As an old fisherman, he has caught a lot of things, such as plastic bags, water bottles, bastards, mice, piglets, and even a hammer. He really caught a hammer.

In short, Lao Su is an old fisherman. Except for the few fish, he catches all kinds of other things. This time is good, and he has a big job.

"It's nothing, why do you have such an expression? Those who don't know think that you are fishing and throwing your soul as bait!" Zhou Hui spat.

"Bah, bah, bah!" Hearing this, Old Su felt as if he had been electrocuted.

"What's the matter?"

"Unlucky, don't talk nonsense!"

Old Su You hurriedly said that although he looked fine, he couldn't express the uneasiness in his eyes. After all, a normal person was relaxing while fishing in a leisurely afternoon. If he fished out a dead body, he would be afraid of anyone. .

"What's the matter, you tell me, hurry up!" Zhou Hui stared, showing the dignity of Lafayette.

The two have been together for decades, so how could they be unfamiliar with each other's habits, old Su's restless eyes, mother Zhou Hui naturally noticed.

Faced with such persecution, Lao Su finally spoke up.

"Lao Li and I fished and caught a girl!"

"Girl? How old are you? Are you married? Does she look good? If she looks good, why don't you give it to your son?"

Before the mother finished speaking, the reaction of the father and son was surprisingly consistent.

"No, no!
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"Mom, it's not fun to say that!"

Knowing the truth, Su Qing even covered her mother's mouth.

Although he is only a city here, not a supernatural area, it is not easy to talk about this kind of thing. We are not afraid of trouble, but there is no need to cause trouble, right? Amitabha, Amitabha, Su Qing murmured a few words temporarily in his heart.

"What are you two doing?" Zhou Hui asked with some doubts, didn't she just meet a girl while fishing?She asked to see if she could introduce her to her son, wouldn't it be too much?
Comrade Old Su glanced at his son, and then explained: "It's a corpse!"

"Oh my god!" Zhou Hui screamed, then got up, ran to the entrance, looked around, then opened a cabinet door, took out a small Buddha statue from it, thought about it but felt unsafe, and then took it out A cross was put on, and then incense was put on the cross and the Buddha statue, and his hands were clasped together: "Buddha bless, those who don't know don't blame, those who don't know don't blame, God bless, evil spirits retreat!"

Su Qing:.
I have to say that the gods in his family have no dignity. They burn incense when they have something to do, and put them in the corner to eat ashes. …

The same is true for the old God of Wealth, Yue Lao, and the same is true for the current Buddha cross.

"Mom, the gods of the West can't control us, can they?" Su Qing asked weakly.

Regarding this, Zhou Hui glanced at her son with contempt: "You know what, what if that girl has been abroad? The worst thing is that it is not impossible for God to come to us for a friendly visit. Which country has not yet Diplomat, bye bye, it doesn't cost money anyway, so what are you afraid of!"

I have to say, what his mother said is very reasonable, and there is really no way to refute it. The source of his habit of cramming for a long time is here!

Of course, it’s also fortunate that they don’t spend money, otherwise, their family would definitely be an atheist. I’ve already worshiped gods, but you still ask me to spend money, so do I worship gods or money?

You know, their family is surrounded by the omnipotent and evil money sect from top to bottom, and the leader of their sect is Ruanmeibi!
As for why it's not Dao Le, I'm sorry, I don't usually have access to it. He has never seen a dollar since he grew up.

After Zhou Hui clasped her hands together and prayed 45 times, her mother Zhou Hui finally felt at ease. Even if she offended her just now, the girl must have a lot of adults and will forgive her.

After thinking for a while, he added another stick of incense to the statue of Old Moon. After all, the eldest grandson is the big deal, and the priority cannot be messed with. She placed the statue of Old Moon respectfully on everyone.

I'm afraid Yuelao never imagined that one day he would be able to occupy the c position between Buddha and God.

"Well, you go on."

After doing all this, mother Zhou Hui sat on the sofa with peace of mind, ate melon seeds, and stared at her man, as if she had forgotten what happened just now.

The father and son who watched were speechless for a while.

"Everything was fine today, and it was normal for a while in the morning. Until it was two o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Li and I found a shaded place and set up a tea set. After fishing for half an hour, we found that the float had moved."

Afterwards, Lao Su recounted what happened today, but nothing strange happened. It was just two fishing veterans who were both good and fun. Bubble, the hook is also caught.

At first, the two thought they had caught a big fish, and then they pulled it hard, but they didn't expect a wrapped corpse to float up in the end. The corpse was highly decomposed, and it was still fragmented. They were so scared that they were numb at the time.

"Fishing is most afraid of encountering this kind of thing. Fortunately, it is during the day. If it is scary to death at night, you don't know that Lao Li threw away the fishing rod!" Lao Su said with some sympathy.

Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help asking: "Dad, why didn't you throw away the fishing rod? Don't you say that this kind of thing is bad luck?"

"You know what a fart, your father and I are so expensive, I can't bear it!" Su Hongye said with a blank look at him.

Well, it turns out that money can really overcome the fear of ghosts and gods.

"And then?" At some point, my mother, Zhou Hui, had half a watermelon in her hand, and she was a little fascinated, and asked.

"Then? Then Lao Li called his daughter over, saying that she might be able to make meritorious deeds!"

The moment Su Qing heard this, she had a bad premonition, and hurriedly said, "Father, you mean that Uncle Li called Sister Jun?"

"Otherwise, your sister Junjun is the police, so what's the difference between calling the police and calling his daughter!"

Su Qing:.
"You are really my dear father, I finally took a day off!"

Regarding this, Lao Su gave him a surprised look and said, "What does it have to do with you? I've heard from my colleagues that you are a special consultant, and your sister Jun Jun is a criminal police officer. That person is called a police officer. You It’s just an external hire, from a third-party company!”

"Who is the outsider? My son is the police, the police, understand! Your son is the outsider, your son." Zhou Hui quit when she heard it. No one can speak ill of her son, nor her husband, but she said Halfway through, she found out that she and him were a son, which was a little embarrassing.

As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang. It was Li Zijun, and the narration also sounded in his head

[Congratulations, you have learned to predict and answer quickly! 】

Su Qing: I tm predict your uncle, you bastard! #￥%……&
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