My life has a narration

Chapter 295 Let the fart collapse
Lu Xun once said, if you can't mess with your father, then fuck your son.

The old man is getting old, no one can cure him, there is no way, but your son is definitely not in this category, so it is natural to find someone who can do it.

Lu Xun also said that to deal with Lao Deng, you have to use some shameless means. Conventional means are useless at all, otherwise there would not be so many Lao Dengs in this world.

Not everyone who gave birth to a child deserves to be called a parent, and not every elderly person deserves to be respected. Some elderly people take advantage of their age to do whatever they want, tearing off their old faces and running around naked, which is basically invincible.

There are also some who are very shameless, but do things that are very shameless and at the same time do not let others talk about them, otherwise I will have a heart attack, then lie down and die of anger, and finally blackmail [-]. This is semi-invincible.

This kind of news is not uncommon on TV, and there is even a bus man who slaps the boy angrily, and finally drives himself to death.

This means that the guy did not fight back or retaliate throughout the whole process, otherwise, the family members would definitely come and bite him and make him lose money.

It's just that the poor guy was slapped in the face for nothing, and it would be impossible for him to pay for the medical bills with another person.

The reason why these old people dare to do this is because they know that they are old and the police can't do anything to them. The best way to deal with this kind of people is to start with their children.

Then the old man's son was held down by Li Zijun.

Of course, there is no need to notify the bureau for such a trivial matter. Someone rushed to the scene after receiving a report at a nearby street station, and then took the person back.

The old man was naturally relentless, but he didn't do anything to him, his son couldn't run away no matter what.

Soon, the monitoring of the two partners touching porcelain was transferred out. Today alone, the father and son committed crimes in partnership five times, with the amount ranging from dozens to one hundred. The amount involved was more than 5 yuan, which was also a sum of money. Not small money.

After all, most young people can’t earn this amount of money in a day. It can be said that the income of the two of them is quite good, a few thousand a month, and tens of thousands of dollars if they are lucky.

And the car owners who were targeted almost all chose to give a few dozen yuan to settle the matter, and no one wanted to get involved with the old man, everyone was afraid.

Seeing the middle-aged man being taken away, he and Li Zijun were naturally fine, driving home, this was just a small episode.

The two were in the same neighborhood, and when they got out of the car, Li Zijun separated from him and went back to his home to comfort her old man.

And when he got home, his mother Zhou Hui and Lao Su knew through Li Maoquan that he had also participated in the investigation, so they naturally wanted to ask him about it, out of curiosity and, of course, also worried.

After all, even though he has grown up long ago, he has graduated from university for more than a year now, but his age is no different from that of a child in the eyes of his parents, and the main reason is that he is afraid that he will encounter danger.

Of course, he only said a few perfunctory words, and it is naturally inconvenient to disclose the details of this kind of case, so he can only pick up some things that can be said, most of which are what Lao Su has seen with his own eyes.

And that night, Zhou Hui even cooked in person and made a meal for her big son. It was all meat and there was no vegetarian food at all. She said that he had worked hard and wanted to supplement him, and then Su Qing's stomach twitched. Next, declined.

Now when he saw the meat, his stomach twitched, acid refluxed, retched, and after refusing, he dragged his exhausted body back to his room, and almost fell asleep.

"Hey, I just said I don't need you to cook, why don't I come!" Comrade Old Su looked at the thick white stew on the table and couldn't help sighing.

Not to mention the taste, just the appearance, there is red in the white, and black in the red. If it weren't for his mother, he would have thought someone was going to poison his son.

"What do you mean by that? Do you dislike my cooking?" Hearing this, Zhou Hui raised her chin and stared at Old Su.

What level of cooking do you have? You don't know what level you are, so why do others dislike you?See for yourself, is this what normal people eat?

Of course, Lao Su was just thinking about these words in his heart, but he still said: "How is it possible, the food cooked by my wife is naturally delicious, I mean, my son may want to be more vegetarian today!"

Hearing this, Zhou Hui nodded in satisfaction: "For you are sensible, since that's the case, you can't waste all the cooking, you can eat it!"

Su Hongye: ".It's not my wife. Actually, I'm not hungry. I ate too much at noon!"

"What you eat at noon depends on what you do at night, hurry up and eat!"

Old Su tremblingly picked up the chopsticks, looked at the table full of dishes and couldn't help but smiled wryly: "Why don't you eat too, my wife, I can't finish it all by myself!"

"I won't eat it!"

"Why, didn't you not eat?"

"I ordered takeout!"

Su Hongye:
The nervous parents didn't realize that their son didn't eat because he was stimulated, especially Zhou Hui's superb cooking skills, it seemed reasonable not to eat.

Su Qing went back to his room and fell asleep straight away. Although he was not tired today, he couldn't hold back and vomited badly. Now he was a little dizzy and wanted to sleep.

Going to bed so early made his work and rest time advance several hours, and he didn't even see the message Shen Yi sent him at night.

Early the next morning, I had breakfast with Li Zijun's family in the community.

What happened yesterday really shocked Li Maoquan and his wife. Who wouldn't feel unlucky that this fishing could still catch a dead body!

Although Li Maoquan didn't say anything, he was indeed terrified by the tragic scene at that time. After all, he and Comrade Old Su were the first witnesses.

After returning home last night, Li Zijun chatted with the elder at home for a while, saying that it was all right, that he was not working on this case alone, and that he had colleagues around him, which relieved the elder's worries.

Despite this, Aunt Liu still expressed her strong dissatisfaction with the way her man called his daughter and dragged Su Qing into it.

If you find a dead body, call the police. What are you doing calling your daughter? For the elderly at home, whether the police are the police or not, the safety of my children is the most important thing, and the police is just a job.

For this, Li Maoquan was full of bitterness. At that time, he didn't expect so much. He knew that his daughter was so stupid. He said that he would never make that phone call.

Now Xiaoqing from the old Su's family is still suffering together, which is even more uncomfortable, but fortunately, with Su Qing here, the two elders are at ease, at least there is an acquaintance, right?
"Girl, you go to work so early on the big weekend?" Aunt Liu asked her daughter, serving a bowl of porridge.

"Well, it's not that my dad forced me to work overtime. The case has just come out, and there must be a lot of things to do in the bureau. I can't do it!"

"That doesn't have to be so early, it's only past six o'clock!"

"Oh, I'm going to Aunt Hui's house and bring Su Qing with me!"

"Oh yes, Xiaoqing is with you now, so eat quickly, Xiaoqing likes to stay in bed. When you were in elementary school, you used to go to his house to urge him every day." Looking for Su Qing, Aunt Liu immediately understood.

Suddenly, I feel that it is good to have an acquaintance next to my daughter. In the past, my daughter took care of Xiaoqing as the eldest sister, but now that Xiaoqing has grown up, it should be the other way around, Aunt Liu thought.

And Li Zijun also smiled when she heard the words, she naturally remembered that she went to cover Su Qing's bed and laughed at him when she was young.

Soon, Li Zijun had a simple breakfast, picked up his father's car keys and went straight to Su Qing's house.

"Come on, who is it!"

Hearing the knock on the door, Old Comrade Su came out of the kitchen. As for the other two at home, they are still lying on the bed.

I am an imposing big man, actually going around the kitchen, I feel aggrieved just thinking about it.

"Hey, it's Junjun, why are you here?"

"Uncle, I'm here to find Su Qing, where's my aunt?" Li Zijun said with an obedient appearance.

If you want to talk about why Su He has two faces, it is definitely learned from Li Zijun. She is a good girl in front of her parents and elders. She is good at studying, but she is not her when she leaves the community. Why was Su Qing beaten by Li Zijun when she was young? Help him speak, because her acting skills are so good.

Su He also wanted to learn, but she couldn't beat herself, and her blood was suppressed.

"I haven't gotten up yet, come in, come in! Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat Uncle!"

"I'll eat some later," Lao Su hurried back to the bedroom: "Fuck, fuck, Junjun is here, get up!"

"Ah? Junjun is here!" Zhou Hui exclaimed and immediately recovered.

Old Su nodded, kicked open the door of his son's room, and roared angrily, "Get up quickly, your sister Junjun is here!"

Regarding this, Su Qing just groaned, then turned over and continued to sleep. As for the narration in his head, he pretended not to hear it, so what?Shall I give you an award?

Later, Lao Su came again, and his mother Zhou Hui also came, but they couldn't wake him up from the bed. He was tired and didn't want to think about it.

But just when he thought he could have a good night's sleep, a can of cold beer reached into his bed with a hand and placed it directly on his stomach.

In the next second, Su Qing opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a beautiful face looking at him with a gloomy expression.

The coolness in his stomach made him speak subconsciously, but before he could cry out, he heard a [噗~~] sound from under the blanket.

The two fell silent.

(End of this chapter)