My life has a narration

Chapter 300 Are You Here To Shit?

"It's on fire, it's on fire, and I'm on fire too!"

In the back office building of the police station, Su Qing looked at Zhu Lili who was bouncing around with her mobile phone and couldn't help shaking her head. What's so exciting about it? Why don't you just have a dog?

That's right, he has to admit that it really has nothing to do with him, after all, people can see each other every day, but it's not necessarily a dog that looks like a person, or a person that looks like a dog.

He has never been proud of his account becoming a million-level, because he knows that he did not become famous by himself, but because of having a crazy dog ​​at home.

And now this dog has revived an official police account, and the comments on Julie's side are also increasing rapidly, reaching several thousand in a short while.

Although most of the traffic was directed from him, and it was all for watching Rhubarb, but after all, this is an official account, and there are also many people who are inquiring about his real identity.

And Zhu Lili also readily answered that he is a special consultant of the police station, which proved his identity from the side, and went to her comment area to leave a message, so that he, the consultant, can work hard.

This move directly detonated the fans in the comment area.

"Sure enough, it's a note. Fortunately, I didn't scold him!"

"Is the advisor a policeman?"

"I don't know, there is a high probability!"

"A person who looks like a policeman, with a dog that looks like a police dog, is really a real policeman!"

"How do you know if it's a real police dog or a fake policeman?"

"That's right, after all, Da Qing's son of a bitch has not raised her for a day or two!"

"I will report to the police uncle, someone will scold you!"

"This is a declarative sentence, not a swear word. Daqing is indeed raised by rhubarb. There is nothing wrong with it. Just watch his previous videos and you will know."

Although some people still don't know whether the consultant of the police station is a policeman, but old fans know that he has his own workplace, and in the company, naturally he should not be a policeman in the traditional sense, and some people even pointed out his status below. Consultants are similar to external hires and are not included in the establishment.

After the official account in Zhu Lili's hand left a message in his comment area, it immediately led to other official accounts in Jiangcheng City.

Jiangcheng Public Security Bureau: "It turned out to be a consultant, why don't you let Dahuang come to work in our branch [狗头]"

Chengguan Sub-district Police Station, East Jiangcheng District: "It turns out that you are in the same city as me. Please let Dahuang come and taste the food in our station."

Jiangcheng Firefighter: "We also have positions for search and rescue dogs here. Bring Rhubarb's resume to the interview tomorrow!"

Jiangcheng Traffic: "They're all here, so I'll join in the fun, don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving, drive irregularly, and cry with relatives!"

Soon, a large number of official accounts left messages in Su Qing's comment area, and were caught by netizens and pushed up.

Then there were a few official messages from Qing Yishui in the front of his comment area.

Netizens smiled pervertedly when they saw that a video could explode so many officials.

"Excuse me, does the Public Security Bureau manage the distribution targets? My daughter, are you interested in organizing a blind date for us? I'm so greedy!"

"I'm a man, and I don't earn money when I'm forced. I want to arrange for this police wife? What? No, then why do I need you?"

This is the official message below.

"I'm female, weighing 160, my kitchen is on fire, can a handsome firefighter who can cook take my princess away, preferably between 20-28, please reply quickly, thanks!"

Jiangcheng Fire: "If my guess is right, the fire should be in a part of the area under the kitchen ladle. Your situation is a little serious. We can't save you. Please call 120. Gentle reminder, you can't hold your weight anymore. But you can carry it away with two people!"

"Wahhaha, sarcasm, this is sarcasm, I like this official!"

This is the message from the fire department official. As for the message from the Jiangcheng traffic official, it is very insulting.

"Uncle Traffic Police, what should I do if I lost my ID card?"

Jiangcheng Traffic: "Pick up your identity, pick up your ID card! [Roaring] [Roaring]"

"He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, look, an official is in a hurry!"

"Pick up your ears, I'll let you pick them up!"

A comment directly broke the official defenses. After all, someone has teased this question in the comment area, and they are also traffic police.

A video, he has grown fans, let the official come out to confirm his identity, not to mention, it also made the official popular, and even made many official accounts in Jiangcheng come in to join in the fun, even the official accounts from other provinces came to leave a message of.

For a while, his comment area became a communication platform for the official account.

He was very satisfied, and Julie was very satisfied. At the same time, he completed the safety promotion task assigned to him by his superiors. The netizens were very happy, and everyone was happy.

Even Rhubarb, who is in his hometown, has received several official invitations, which can be said to be a winner in life.

But some people are happy, and others are naturally sad. Du Qiang, Lin Chengcai, a considerable part of the police force appeared in the suburbs after the criminal investigation, and searched in two parts along the place where the body was found yesterday.

They even mobilized the police from other sub-bureaus and police stations in Jiangcheng to visit and investigate the villages on both sides of the upstream and downstream.

The case of mutilating and throwing corpses was an obvious malicious homicide. Although no one called the police, it did not cause panic among the surrounding residents and had a particularly bad impact, but it was also a major case.

As long as there is no small case that has anything to do with human life, let alone such a vicious case, it is natural to carry out investigation work.

"Team Lin, how do you find this? It's been three months. The blood and footprints have been washed away by the rain. Why don't we just go to the nearby villages to investigate?" Standing on a mountain, Du Qiang faced the Lin Chengcai said.

Hearing this, Lin Chengcai sighed and glanced at the young man. Since Su Qing came, he felt more and more that people's physiques are different.

Some people naturally like to use their brains, while some people’s brains are just a decoration. Why, you don’t have to wait until you get old to take out your brains. Hey, [-]% of them are new. Can you sell them at a good price?
"If you don't want to use your brain, go down and investigate with them, don't make trouble for me here, be careful I will kick you!" After Lin Chengcai finished speaking, he reached for his pocket and took out a cigarette, but he couldn't find it. Lighter, a little fidgety!

At this moment, Du Qiang stretched out his hand at the side, only to hear a burst of flames bursting out of his hand.

Lin Chengcai took advantage of the opportunity to light a cigarette and took a puff, but was immediately taken aback: "Aren't you a non-smoker? Why do you still have a lighter?"

"What are you talking about? I ate bad food yesterday. I just picked it up when I went to poop. It was covered with mud. I tried it and didn't expect it to work, so I put it in my pocket."

Hearing this, Lin Chengcai looked at the lighter in Du Qiang's hand, and found that it was not a brand, but a cheap one in the supermarket, and there was still some dirt in the metal branch that had not been cleaned up.

Then, as if suddenly thinking of something, he quickly asked, "Where did you find it?"

"It's over there, what's the matter?" Du Qiang kept walking towards the grass at the foot of the mountain, Lin Chengcai hurriedly stepped forward to look in the direction of his finger, and then looked around. Although there was no road in the direction Du Qiang was pointing at, it was not like other people. The place is so hard to go.

He thinks differently, if he is the murderer, no matter whether he comes to dump the body or leaves, he will naturally find an easy place to walk. After all, this kind of mountain road is difficult for people to walk, let alone a car.

With a dead body, I will definitely not go to those places that are more difficult to walk, because I can't support it by myself.

He could still find a lighter in this kind of place, it is very likely to belong to the murderer, and it won't be long, so thinking about it made him even more excited.

Then he looked at Du Qiang and asked, "Is this lighter just like it was picked up, or has it been cleaned by you?"

"what?"

"Ah what, say?"

"I just wiped the mud on it, I"

"Your grandma's, give me the lighter, go and take your papa!" Lin Chengcai snatched the lighter and kicked Du Qiang's ass again.

This may be evidence, so you cleaned it up for me?In case there are fingerprints on them, although they all wear gloves, God knows if he took them off when he shit.

Du Qiang, who was kicked, ran away quickly. Seeing this, Lin Chengcai shouted from behind: "Tell them, if you see cigarette butts, bring them back to me!"

Although it has been three months and there have been several heavy rains, what if we are lucky enough to meet it?
At noon, Su Qing and Zhu Lili came to the cafeteria in the police station, swiped Zhu Lili's meal card, and they each had a hearty lunch.

Among other things, the food in the cafeteria here is really good. He even saw fried chicken tenders, which cost six or seven yuan for a small portion outside. There is a bowl of meatball soup, which is not cheap if you order takeaway.

"Come on, please drink Kuole, thank you and Rhubarb for your help, the video is popular, cheers!" Zhu Lili said happily.

Regarding this, Su Qing was also in a good mood. The video became popular and he made more money. Is there anything happier than making money?
"cheers!"

After touching each other, the two started to move. From noon yesterday to now, he had had some breakfast in the morning, and even vomited yesterday, and he finally recovered a lot. Now smelling the smell of the food, he couldn't help moving his index finger. Watching gobble it up.

"You haven't eaten for a few days, eat slowly, if you don't have enough, you can ask for more!" Zhu Lili reminded quickly, fearing that he would choke herself to death.

In this regard, Su Qing ignored it and continued to cook. He could hardly stand without food. He was still young and still growing.

But before eating half of it, his cell phone rang suddenly. He took it out and saw that it was Du Qiang's video call, and he pressed it to connect without thinking.

"What's the matter, Qiangzi?"

"Damn it, we've been working hard outside, and you've actually eaten. Wait, why is your background so familiar?"

Regarding this, Su Qiang turned his phone around: "I'm just in your cafeteria, don't mention it, the taste is really good, find a time and get me a meal card too."

"Damn you!!"

"Do you care about me? Everyone is working, you run away and hide for leisure, you are here to shit!" Su Qing looked at Du Qiang motionless on the phone and taunted.

As soon as the words fell, a narration sounded in my head
[There are reasons why some people can’t eat. It is recommended to hang up the phone immediately, otherwise you will be hit hard]

Regarding this, Su Qing suddenly had an ominous premonition, and subconsciously wanted to hang up, but it was too late, only to see Du Qiang in the video suddenly exert force:

"Um~~um~~ah~~~ how do you know?"

Su Qing: "I'll fuck you! @#￥%...&*"

　Have you watched the World Cup, Spain, Germany, hahaha
　　
　
(End of this chapter)