My life has a narration

Chapter 346 Holy shit, who are you?

At one o'clock in the afternoon, at the hottest time of the day, two men sat leisurely under the willow tree by the river.

Although the weather is very hot, it is quite cool as long as it is not directly exposed to the sun.

The large area of ​​shade around gives people a little bit of coolness, which is very comfortable.

"Xiao Su, you are very good at chess, but fishing is my forte. It not only tests skills, but also depends on the right time, place and people. Don't be careless!" Old Man Wen said confidently.

Just now Su Qing said that his fishing skills are average, but he can play with him. This is obviously a provocation, because he said the same thing before playing chess. What happened?Kill yourself right through.

Chess depends on IQ and hard power, but fishing is not. Fishing is very metaphysical, and even a master fisher has an air force.

What's more, the river in the village exists naturally, and there is no artificial feeding of fish fry. There are not many fish in it, and all of them are very smart.

He wasn't the kind of silly fish in the fishpond that was fed and raised by people, who would take the bait if given. He had enough self-confidence.

This young man still wants to fish with him?It's ridiculous, he has been an old fisherman for more than ten years, especially in the past few years after he retired, his biggest hobby every day is fishing, and a young man with average fishing skills wants to compare with him, it is simply humiliating himself.

Hearing this, Su Qing smiled: "I've only fished with my dad once, I don't know how to fish, but I'm lucky!"

I don't know if his novice protection period will work or not. It would be great if it works. He doesn't have such a strong desire to win, but he mainly wants to see what Mr. Wen's gift is.

"Oh? Your father also likes fishing?" Mr. Wen became a little interested. After all, there are not many people who have the same hobby.

"Well, he is also an old fisherman, but he often goes to the air force, and even goes to the supermarket to buy fish and tells my mother that he caught it by himself!"

Hearing this, the old man couldn't help laughing out loud. I'm afraid this is the base practice of a fisherman. Even if he has a lot of money, he often has to save face in front of his wife at the beginning. Man, who lives for a piece of paper? face.

"Interesting, interesting. Your dad shouldn't be too old. I really want to get to know each other when I have time, and we can learn from each other!"

Regarding this, Su Qing gave a wry smile and shook her head: "I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, at least there should be no chance for a while!"

"Why?" Mr. Wen was a little curious.

Don't look at him living alone in his hometown now, but the news is fairly well-informed, and Su Qing's name keeps appearing in his house, so naturally he has some thoughts.

Through his daughter, he learned that the father of the boy in front of him should be a university teacher, and his work should be very leisurely. How could he not have a chance?Could it be that he was sick and hospitalized?
But Su Qing gave the answer in the next second.

"Some time ago, my dad was fishing with his friends, and they caught taboo!"

"Taboo? You can't be honest?" Obviously, Mr. Wen also knows the market.

Su Qing smiled bitterly: "It's more serious than a dead fish, it's a female corpse!"

Mr. Wen: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
He was really shocked, this point cannot be faked, he has been fishing for more than ten years, but he has never heard of anyone who has caught such a fierce fish.

"Is your dad okay?"

"It's okay, the outside is already stable, and the inside doesn't know."

"That's right, Xiao Su, you are a policeman, right?"

"It's not a policeman, but a special consultant for the police station"

Mr. Wen nodded. He felt that he was more high-end and upscale. He was a consultant. He must be better than ordinary policemen. Moreover, he was originally doing this job, so it should be true.

"Then let's wait for the opportunity in the future!" Mr. Wen said while packing up the fishing gear in his hand. Su Qing's words dispelled most of his fishing nature.

Then, under the guidance of Mr. Wen, Su Qing also assembled the fishing gear. As the old man, the fishing gear in his hand is naturally not ordinary. Although he doesn't know what brand it is, the moment he got it, the narrator reminded him of this gear The value is 7, and there is even a gold thread pattern on the handle.

There is a circle of jade decoration at the bottom, which is very luxurious. It turns out that the life of a local tyrant is like this.

Eating and drinking are similar to ordinary people, but the things used are very low-key and luxurious, even the chess they played before the meal is also of that extremely exquisite style.

But whether it was chess or fishing gear, Mr. Wen played with it casually in his hands, and he didn't feel that these things were precious and cautious at all.

For him, the only thing that matters is whether he likes it or not, and there is no such thing as expensive or not, and Su Qing pretends not to know, so he can do whatever he wants.

But I have to say that Mr. Wen is still very conscientious, and he didn't give him a defective fishing rod.

"Whizzing!"

Following the sound of two piercing sounds, two fishhooks fell into the river water, and then the two of them took a rest, sitting on the deck chairs was not comfortable.

"Come on, Xiao Su, try this green tea. Not to mention cooling off the heat, but also go to the fire. You drank the soup that night, and you will probably suffer tonight!" Old Man Wen teased, obviously he knew about the tonic soup Baptized.

Hearing this, Su Qing quickly took it. He already felt that he was different from usual, and felt hot all over.

Although Mr. Wen wanted to meet him, he was just curious, and would not interrogate him as a prisoner. He kept probing, mainly chatting about family affairs, and the process was relatively harmonious.

On the other side, with the little girl, the four women in the family were also chatting about homework in the room, chatting about work and relationships, and Mother Wen would tease Shen Yi from time to time.

As for the little girl who was still hanging out with the big yellow ghost, after a while the big yellow stole a goose egg from nowhere, and the little girl Wen Yun took it in her hand and shook it vigorously, intending to shake it until it loosened its yellow color.

Whoever let the big goose bully them, they will be punished, and the big goose will lose all children and grandchildren.

After a while, the little girl ran out, Wen Nanqing had no choice but to catch up after seeing this, the child was too young to run around.

"Xiaoyi, when are you and Xiaosu going to get married?" Mother Wen asked.

"Auntie, I haven't thought about it yet!"

"What? Haven't thought about it yet? You are so old, you really should think about it, you can't wait until Xiaoqing is so old to get married, right?

Although she is also divorced now, her child is about to go to elementary school. You are younger than her, but you can't delay yourself so much. I think Xiao Su is a good child. Although he is a little young, at least he has good conduct. It's almost enough, and it doesn't necessarily lead to good results if you stay together for a long time. It's better to get married as soon as possible. Didn't your mother urge you? "

Although she is also very satisfied with Su Qing, she is not her daughter's girlfriend after all, so she can only persuade her about this kind of thing. She also likes Shen Yi very much, so she naturally hopes that she can get married as soon as possible.

"The two of us have only known each other for a few months, less than half a year. It's too soon. At least we have to wait until next year!" Shen Yi could only beg for mercy.

The relationship between the two of them has not been confirmed yet, so how can they think about getting married, besides, she really doesn't have that kind of thought now.

"Next year? I really don't understand you young people. You sister Qing is also the same. Ask her to find another one. She promises well, but if she doesn't act, I'm so mad!"

At this moment, there was an exclamation from the backyard of the yard, followed by the scream of the landlady's wife. When they heard it, they got up and ran towards the backyard.

Soon, I saw Wen Nanqing running out with her daughter in her arms, and the little girl was still crying in Wen Nanqing's arms.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Mother Wen asked anxiously.

"Mom, there are hornets in the backyard, so big!"

"Hornet? Did it sting Xiaoyun? Where did it sting?" Shen Yi asked.

Hearing this, the landlady quickly put down the little girl, and then stripped off all her clothes, but no trace of being stung was found.

It's just that the little girl was out of breath from crying, and couldn't answer the questions, so they had no choice but to do so.

"Stop crying, where did the sting go?" Wen Nanqing asked anxiously.

Hearing this, the little girl was just sobbing, choked up and unable to speak. Seeing this, Wen's mother hurriedly coaxed: "Dear baby, tell grandma, why are you in pain?"

The little girl shook her head, and the three of them finally realized that the little girl was just scared after repeated confirmation.

Just when the three of them felt sober, a big fleshy face appeared in the eyes of the three of them.

I saw that Da Huang's face seemed to be inflated at this moment, his eyes were so swollen that he couldn't see at all, he just kept whimpering.

The mouth is like an inflated steamed bun, and there are two lines of saliva hanging on both sides of the mouth, which is very funny. The whole head is so big that people who don't know it think it is a lion.

You don't need to think about it, you know that there is no lack of Ai Zhe, the reason why the little girl is fine is mostly due to her, after all, she is the one who attracts the firepower.

Seeing this, the little girl cried even harder, holding the dog's head of rhubarb and began to cry.

"Rhubarb, are you okay, don't die, wow~~ Mom, save Rhubarb!"

Regarding this, the three of them couldn't help being speechless, but it has to be said that Rhubarb's appearance is really festive.

"Don't worry, Rhubarb is fine, it will be fine in two days!" Mother Wen smiled, looked at Rhubarb and nodded in relief, knowing how to protect her granddaughter, it seems that she has to treat it better in the future.

Half an hour later, Su Qing and Mr. Wen were drinking tea while fishing, but neither of them got anything.

However, Su Qing felt more and more dry and hot in his body.

At this moment, Wen Nanqing came over with a sliced ​​watermelon, Shen Yi and Mother Wen walked behind, followed by the little girl and Dahuang.

"Dad, have you caught any fish? Let's get some watermelon bought by Xiao Su!"

At this moment, Wen Nanqing was wearing a long light blue dress, and she put a plate of watermelon on the table in the middle, and when she bent down, a piece of snow white was revealed.

Su Qing raised her head and glanced at it inadvertently, but by chance, her nose became hot and she immediately bled.

Seeing the situation on his side, Wen Nanqing naturally also realized that her posture was indecent, she blushed and got up quickly.

Su Qing covered her nose, and blood flowed out from the gap between her fingers.

"Yo, why are you still getting nosebleeds? Could it be that you saw a beautiful woman?" Shen Yi came over and saw this, and couldn't help laughing.

Hearing this, Su Qing's face became hot immediately, Mother Wen also walked over to take a look and said lightly: "It's okay, this is a fire, just a little nosebleed, Xiao Su, eat some watermelon to cool off! "

"Woof!" [Brother, are you dying?If you die, I won't go back! 】

Rhubarb stretched out his big face and asked, it seemed to be related, but in fact he was rebellious.

But suddenly seeing Rhubarb like this, Su Qing couldn't help being surprised:
"Fuck, who are you?"

(End of this chapter)