My life has a narration

Chapter 357 Disasters Are Always One Step Slower Than Me

"Mom, did you see that, your daughter is so awesome!": Boss Su Su Qing (eldest son)

Beautiful mother (Lafayette): "This is not my daughter, don't talk nonsense!"

The father of the head of the household (the number one boy under Lafayette): "What flew out? Why is this kid stuffing everything into his shoes? If this is a man, he will definitely lose the right to choose a spouse for four years of college!"

"Dad, you know how to die!": Boss Su Su Qing (eldest son)

The father of the head of the household (the number one boy under Lafayette): "Of course, your father and I have been in college for many years, and there are few freshmen in that year who make a fool of themselves."

Beautiful mother (Lafayette): "It's okay to lose the right to choose a mate, so as to save her from dating at school. It's best for a boy to cheat on a partner at school, and it's best to find a girl after graduation. How many men are there in the school? Good man, I haven't made any money yet, I'm just in love, so hurry up, it's annoying to watch!"

".": Su Boss Su Qing (eldest son)

The head of the household's father (the number one boy under Lafayette): "."

At this time, the three of them were having a heated chat in the family group. The reason was that Su Qing posted the video he happened to shoot just now, which immediately aroused the two elders' strong curiosity and heated discussions.

After all, it was his own daughter, so it was impossible to say that he didn't care at all, but seeing his daughter's death, the two elders felt a sense of embarrassment rushing towards their faces even through the screen.

Aunt towel directly dumped the instructor, no one can bear it!
Fortunately, the instructor was quite sensible and knew how to stop the other students from laughing, otherwise, Su He would have been ashamed to face others long ago.

Fortunately, Su He has a thick skin. If it was Tao Qian, the social fear in her dormitory, she might cry on the spot when encountering such a thing.

"Uncle's and Auntie's Notes. Isn't it fashionable?" Tang Nan looked over his phone screen and couldn't help sighing.

Although she has never met Su Qing's parents, she knows that Su Qing's parents are definitely not ordinary people based on these few chat records and this note, at least they are quite young in mentality.

Unlike her parents, who can't even use a smartphone, let alone communicate with their children in such a tone.

In fact, his family can have such an atmosphere, not because of the rebellion of his mother Zhou Hui, but because of the enlightenment of Comrade Su.

After all, he was the first college student in the village. In his father's time, college students were still very valuable, unlike now, when you throw a brick on the street, you are a college student.

People in that era were generally more traditional, or pedantic, and knowledge meant a broad horizon. In the early days, her mother's character was quite unwelcome in other people's homes. She was lazy and greedy, and she didn't even eat She doesn't know how to do it, and fortunately she is beautiful, and his father went to college and has an avant-garde consciousness, so he found his mother, and made her mother more and more rebellious, and put her mother on the traditional man back then. Just got into a fight.

It can be said that he and Su He were able to be born because of their fucking faces.

Hearing this, Su Qing gave her a white look, and at this moment, another sound came from the mobile phone.

Su He second Su He (the second daughter): "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I'm sorry, it's been more than 2 minutes and I can't withdraw!": Su Qing (eldest son)

Su He (second daughter): "Mom and Dad, my brother bullied me, he ate watermelon in front of our classmates, he is inhuman, you take care of him!!"

Su's second child, Su He (second daughter), has been removed from the group chat by the group owner.

Beautiful mother (Lafayette): "We don't have such a shameful daughter in our family"

The father of the head of the household (the number one boy under Lafayette): "The minister seconded the proposal!"

"+1": Su Qing, the boss of Su (eldest son)

"Hahaha, I like this mother, and Xiaoyi will never have to worry about having fun when she goes to your house in the future!" Tang Nan patted his thigh and laughed.

To be disgusted and ashamed by his own mother, it can be seen that Su He has lost a lot this time.

At this time, it was already noon, and all the phalanxes had been brought back to the dormitory. After a while, the two saw Su He rushing over with his mobile phone in his hands, shouting:
"Boss Su, I will fight with you!"

Five minutes later, Su He was sitting next to Tang Nan, holding half a watermelon in his arms, digging into it with a spoon and eating it bit by bit.

"Ah~~~ Cool!"

"Brother Nan, you can eat too, don't worry, there will be no one here, everyone will rest in the dormitory."

Hearing this, Tang Nan looked around and found that there were indeed no students there, so she took off her mask, and the two of them ate their mouths full of juice.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, you just got kicked out of the family group by auntie, don't worry, after this time passes, you will still be little fairies again after you take off your camouflage uniforms!" Tang Nan comforted .

After all, Su He's public death just now was a big blow, otherwise he wouldn't have stayed in the dormitory and ran out to find them.

"Brother Nan, why are you so bad, and you come here to eat watermelon with my brother, you don't know, now the photos of the two of you have been circulating in various class groups, and many people have said that they want to form a group I've got you all cleaned up!" Su He muttered after glancing at the two of them.

Sitting in the shade and eating watermelons and drinking cold drinks in front of military training students is not illegal, but it is easy for others to break the law, and it is very immoral.

"Hey, yeah, I didn't expect the two of us to become famous in such a short time, which is much faster than you becoming a star!" Su Qing laughed, not taking it seriously at all.

"Are you still saying that you are proud of this kind of thing?" Anyway, Tang Nan felt quite ashamed. If she hadn't covered her tightly, she would have run away long ago.

After staying for a while, Su He went back. After all, he had to continue military training in the afternoon, and the two of them also went out to find a restaurant to fill their stomachs. As for the watermelon and drinks, Su He took them back and distributed them to roommates.

When that thing Su He came back and said that it was Tang Nan who was with his brother just now, the three people in the dormitory were shocked, and then became excited.

During the afternoon training, his eyes kept looking towards the stands, but he never saw those two familiar figures.

"Why do you want to run? I haven't watched enough. How come I didn't realize before that watching other people's military training is so comfortable?" Tang Nan who was pulled away by him said with a look of desire, and looked behind while talking go.

Regarding this, Su Qing couldn't help giving her a blank look: "You're still addicted, aren't you, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"

"I'm not afraid, it's because of you!"

Su Qing:.
In fact, he didn't want to watch it, it was clearly the narrator who was crazily reminding him.

[The dean has 30 seconds to arrive at the battlefield. Students in the school will be punished verbally and will be fined to sweep the playground, and those outside the school will be expelled. 】

He is such a grown-up person, it would be embarrassing to be kicked out, so he dragged Tang Nan along to run away before the dean came.

"Then you go back now?"

"Go, go, you think I dare not!"

While talking, the two turned their heads for a while, and saw several teachers, surrounded from both sides of the stands, and then stood in a row under the guidance of a Mediterranean, round-built middle-aged man.

"What's the matter?"

"Need to say? Our behavior in the morning caused public outrage, and the school teacher came to look for it to take care of the students' emotions!"

"My God, it's a good thing to run fast, go fast! You're still thinking about it!"

Su Qing sneered at this.

Disasters are always one step behind me.

(End of this chapter)