My life has a narration
Chapter 559 New Year's 1st Frame
He put the letter away, and solemnly put it in his schoolbag, waiting to put it together with the letter San'er wrote to him when he was free.
A person will pass through many landscapes and meet many people in his life. Some landscapes can only be seen once, and some people can only be seen once. This is inevitable.
But if he likes it, then he can see the scenery a few more times, and meet more people. Very good, he has another friend.
Everyone had only met Xu Yuezhen once, but this girl left a very deep impression on him.
It is different from Jiang Yu's strong sadness, nor is it that a scumbag like Jiang Mengting is repentant, but she is more regretful.
Compared with the other two women, she has a good education and is more easily touched in character. The death of San'er seems to have become a knot in her heart, a beam of light that shines into her heart.
Although she doesn't know when she will be able to let go, but seeing her getting better and better, Su Qing is sincerely happy for her, and at the same time agrees with her words, they are already friends.
After San'er, another person who blended into their small circle.
The sound of fireworks outside the window was continuous and did not subside until one o'clock in the middle of the night, and he finally got a call from Shen Yi.
"Oh, brother, wait a minute, do you miss your sister?"
Lying on the bed, hearing Shen Yi's voice coming from the phone, Su Qing couldn't help but smile: "I think about it, is there any reward?"
"Of course, but don't you want to pay your sister a new year first?"
"Success, how about I knock one for you? My dad asked me to knock it, but I didn't knock it. It's interesting!"
"Fuck you, give my sister a hundred years!"
"Well, this is the first time I want to say happy new year to you. I hope that every year in the future, we can do this until we can hug each other and sleep together on the day of the new year. Happy new year, little. Auntie!" Su Qing laughed.
Hearing this, Shen Yi, who was far away in Anhai City, couldn't help shivering, with goose bumps on her body: "Hey~~~ You are too nasty! But my sister likes it, by the way, Xiaohe sent me After watching the video, you are still holding the jar of meat oil? But the way you hold the bucket of soybean oil is so funny, hahaha!"
Hearing this, Su Qing, who was still pretending to be affectionate, immediately broke his merits. He only felt that he was going further and further down the road of social death.
Not to mention anything else, he went out for a run in the first half of the night, and probably half of the community knew about it. By tomorrow, everyone would chat with each other to see if there was anything. He can guarantee that almost everyone will know that he has become a dirty oil jar this year.
The only good news is that when he goes back, he hears shouts from the same unlucky children from time to time in the community. It's not just acceptable to be alone.
"I was forced!"
"You also said that my mother almost let me hug her. Fortunately, my sister ran fast. By the way, I have good news for you. I told my parents about the two of us, and they are very satisfied with you. .”
"Really?"
"Of course, sister, I have said a lot of good things for you. Have you thought about how to thank me?"
"Well, can you feed me?"
"Bah~ rogue!"
He was very happy that Shen Yi's family could agree so quickly. After all, many relationships were made uncomfortable because of the involvement of his parents, and they even separated in the end. Naturally, the smoother the better for this kind of thing.
Immediately, the two talked on the phone for more than half an hour, and finally fell asleep when they were too sleepy.
The next morning.
"Suhe! Suhe! Come out for me and open the door. If I don't beat you up today, I'll take your surname!"
At eight o'clock in the morning, Su Qing stood at the door of Su He's bedroom and slammed on the door frantically, making someone inside Su shiver in fright.
"I don't, I don't, mom save me!"
"Fart, it's not easy to call anyone, delete it for me quickly!"
"No, I won't delete this video when it becomes popular!" Su He's muffled voice came from the bedroom.
Just when he was eager to break in, his mother Zhou Hui came out rubbing her eyes: "What's the matter? This is, the two of you are talking about it early in the morning on New Year's Day, rebelling!"
Hearing this, before he could speak, Comrade Su, who had just come out of the kitchen, came out with the leftover dumplings from last night and said with a smile: "Didn't your daughter upload the video of you asking him to hold the meat oil jar yesterday? The effect seems to be good, no, your son is getting angry and ready to retaliate."
Hearing this, mother Zhou Hui quickly took out her mobile phone, and she found the video updated by her daughter in the middle of the night. In just one night, the likes had already exceeded 50, and the comments had reached [-]. video.
Click on the comment section to see, oh, good guy.
"I'm so filial, let my mother get married, why can't I still get divorced?"
"I thought I was the only one holding the meat oil jar last night, and I even felt quite ashamed. Seeing this video, I feel comforted."
"That's right, I just walked around the house with the meat oil jar in my arms. If I was asked to go outside and shouted while running, I would choose to die."
"I've seen a pot of meat oil before, but it's the first time I've seen one holding a barrel of soybean oil. I've gained a lot of knowledge."
"What a ferocious mother, she actually used a rolling pin to push her away. My heart aches for Daqing!"
"Look at the bloggers, they all laughed out loud."
"But by the way, isn't this a custom unique to the Northeast? Isn't Daqing from Jiangcheng?"
"As long as it is useful, then this custom can be national!"
"That's right!"
"I also hugged the year before last, but I hugged the wrong pickle jar, and I was idle for another year last year [cover my face]"
"Damn, isn't this comment section more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala skits? If I had known, I wouldn't have watched the Spring Festival Gala. I've been making dumplings for another year!"
"Sure enough, Daqing will never appear in his video, this is the truth!"
The comment area is very lively, but I have to say that it is indeed much more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala sketch.
And netizens also sorted out a rule, that is, Su Qing will never appear in his own videos, and will always come in from the perspective of others.
When someone pretended to be him, he had no choice but to record a video with Li Zijun and Du Qiang to clarify, which had already been deleted.
It can be said that his videos, except for the beauty and the dog, are quite nice.
Zhou Hui looked at the netizens' comments, especially the first one, and asked her to move, and the veins on her forehead suddenly popped up. Then, three steps followed by two steps, she quickly kicked her son aside, facing Su He's door. Take a quick shot:
"Open the door, open the door for me, delete the video for me!"
"Mom, don't!"
"Why don't you? It will affect your mother and my worldly fame! Open the door for me!"
Half an hour later, at the dinner table.
"Can this video really make money?" Zhou Hui asked curiously.
Su He nodded again and again: "Yes, mom, just this video, I gained tens of thousands of fans in one night, now I have 90 fans, if I increase by another [-], I will be a million-level Internet celebrity, and the advertising fee in the future There will definitely be more."
"That's it"
"Mom, how about I give you all the money from my next ad?"
"make a deal!"
I have to say, the fucking money fan attribute is really strong, what is face, money is real.
"Mom, can you bear this?" Su Qing stood aside, wanting her mother to take action.
"I bear it!"
Su Qing:.
In this regard, Su He on the side showed a tricky smile and said: "Let you lie to me, this is retribution!"
"How did I lie to you?"
"You said you asked me to repost the promotional video of "The Fluid Earth" and give it lucky money. What happened?"
"Didn't I give it to you? Did I feed my red envelope to the dog?" Su Qing objected.
Hearing this, Su He was so angry that he was out of breath: "You are too embarrassed to pay 200 yuan, your sister and I will accept an advertisement for at least [-] yuan now, you cheating girl!"
"Then you have to ask your parents, who asked them to give me 100 yuan each, and if they can give me [-] yuan each, I will give you [-] yuan." Su Qing spread her hands and said very bachelor.
Su He: (crap dish crap)
Zhou Hui: .
Old Su: .
Just two chapters today, I won’t come back until 08:30 in the evening, even if I give myself a vacation
A person will pass through many landscapes and meet many people in his life. Some landscapes can only be seen once, and some people can only be seen once. This is inevitable.
But if he likes it, then he can see the scenery a few more times, and meet more people. Very good, he has another friend.
Everyone had only met Xu Yuezhen once, but this girl left a very deep impression on him.
It is different from Jiang Yu's strong sadness, nor is it that a scumbag like Jiang Mengting is repentant, but she is more regretful.
Compared with the other two women, she has a good education and is more easily touched in character. The death of San'er seems to have become a knot in her heart, a beam of light that shines into her heart.
Although she doesn't know when she will be able to let go, but seeing her getting better and better, Su Qing is sincerely happy for her, and at the same time agrees with her words, they are already friends.
After San'er, another person who blended into their small circle.
The sound of fireworks outside the window was continuous and did not subside until one o'clock in the middle of the night, and he finally got a call from Shen Yi.
"Oh, brother, wait a minute, do you miss your sister?"
Lying on the bed, hearing Shen Yi's voice coming from the phone, Su Qing couldn't help but smile: "I think about it, is there any reward?"
"Of course, but don't you want to pay your sister a new year first?"
"Success, how about I knock one for you? My dad asked me to knock it, but I didn't knock it. It's interesting!"
"Fuck you, give my sister a hundred years!"
"Well, this is the first time I want to say happy new year to you. I hope that every year in the future, we can do this until we can hug each other and sleep together on the day of the new year. Happy new year, little. Auntie!" Su Qing laughed.
Hearing this, Shen Yi, who was far away in Anhai City, couldn't help shivering, with goose bumps on her body: "Hey~~~ You are too nasty! But my sister likes it, by the way, Xiaohe sent me After watching the video, you are still holding the jar of meat oil? But the way you hold the bucket of soybean oil is so funny, hahaha!"
Hearing this, Su Qing, who was still pretending to be affectionate, immediately broke his merits. He only felt that he was going further and further down the road of social death.
Not to mention anything else, he went out for a run in the first half of the night, and probably half of the community knew about it. By tomorrow, everyone would chat with each other to see if there was anything. He can guarantee that almost everyone will know that he has become a dirty oil jar this year.
The only good news is that when he goes back, he hears shouts from the same unlucky children from time to time in the community. It's not just acceptable to be alone.
"I was forced!"
"You also said that my mother almost let me hug her. Fortunately, my sister ran fast. By the way, I have good news for you. I told my parents about the two of us, and they are very satisfied with you. .”
"Really?"
"Of course, sister, I have said a lot of good things for you. Have you thought about how to thank me?"
"Well, can you feed me?"
"Bah~ rogue!"
He was very happy that Shen Yi's family could agree so quickly. After all, many relationships were made uncomfortable because of the involvement of his parents, and they even separated in the end. Naturally, the smoother the better for this kind of thing.
Immediately, the two talked on the phone for more than half an hour, and finally fell asleep when they were too sleepy.
The next morning.
"Suhe! Suhe! Come out for me and open the door. If I don't beat you up today, I'll take your surname!"
At eight o'clock in the morning, Su Qing stood at the door of Su He's bedroom and slammed on the door frantically, making someone inside Su shiver in fright.
"I don't, I don't, mom save me!"
"Fart, it's not easy to call anyone, delete it for me quickly!"
"No, I won't delete this video when it becomes popular!" Su He's muffled voice came from the bedroom.
Just when he was eager to break in, his mother Zhou Hui came out rubbing her eyes: "What's the matter? This is, the two of you are talking about it early in the morning on New Year's Day, rebelling!"
Hearing this, before he could speak, Comrade Su, who had just come out of the kitchen, came out with the leftover dumplings from last night and said with a smile: "Didn't your daughter upload the video of you asking him to hold the meat oil jar yesterday? The effect seems to be good, no, your son is getting angry and ready to retaliate."
Hearing this, mother Zhou Hui quickly took out her mobile phone, and she found the video updated by her daughter in the middle of the night. In just one night, the likes had already exceeded 50, and the comments had reached [-]. video.
Click on the comment section to see, oh, good guy.
"I'm so filial, let my mother get married, why can't I still get divorced?"
"I thought I was the only one holding the meat oil jar last night, and I even felt quite ashamed. Seeing this video, I feel comforted."
"That's right, I just walked around the house with the meat oil jar in my arms. If I was asked to go outside and shouted while running, I would choose to die."
"I've seen a pot of meat oil before, but it's the first time I've seen one holding a barrel of soybean oil. I've gained a lot of knowledge."
"What a ferocious mother, she actually used a rolling pin to push her away. My heart aches for Daqing!"
"Look at the bloggers, they all laughed out loud."
"But by the way, isn't this a custom unique to the Northeast? Isn't Daqing from Jiangcheng?"
"As long as it is useful, then this custom can be national!"
"That's right!"
"I also hugged the year before last, but I hugged the wrong pickle jar, and I was idle for another year last year [cover my face]"
"Damn, isn't this comment section more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala skits? If I had known, I wouldn't have watched the Spring Festival Gala. I've been making dumplings for another year!"
"Sure enough, Daqing will never appear in his video, this is the truth!"
The comment area is very lively, but I have to say that it is indeed much more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala sketch.
And netizens also sorted out a rule, that is, Su Qing will never appear in his own videos, and will always come in from the perspective of others.
When someone pretended to be him, he had no choice but to record a video with Li Zijun and Du Qiang to clarify, which had already been deleted.
It can be said that his videos, except for the beauty and the dog, are quite nice.
Zhou Hui looked at the netizens' comments, especially the first one, and asked her to move, and the veins on her forehead suddenly popped up. Then, three steps followed by two steps, she quickly kicked her son aside, facing Su He's door. Take a quick shot:
"Open the door, open the door for me, delete the video for me!"
"Mom, don't!"
"Why don't you? It will affect your mother and my worldly fame! Open the door for me!"
Half an hour later, at the dinner table.
"Can this video really make money?" Zhou Hui asked curiously.
Su He nodded again and again: "Yes, mom, just this video, I gained tens of thousands of fans in one night, now I have 90 fans, if I increase by another [-], I will be a million-level Internet celebrity, and the advertising fee in the future There will definitely be more."
"That's it"
"Mom, how about I give you all the money from my next ad?"
"make a deal!"
I have to say, the fucking money fan attribute is really strong, what is face, money is real.
"Mom, can you bear this?" Su Qing stood aside, wanting her mother to take action.
"I bear it!"
Su Qing:.
In this regard, Su He on the side showed a tricky smile and said: "Let you lie to me, this is retribution!"
"How did I lie to you?"
"You said you asked me to repost the promotional video of "The Fluid Earth" and give it lucky money. What happened?"
"Didn't I give it to you? Did I feed my red envelope to the dog?" Su Qing objected.
Hearing this, Su He was so angry that he was out of breath: "You are too embarrassed to pay 200 yuan, your sister and I will accept an advertisement for at least [-] yuan now, you cheating girl!"
"Then you have to ask your parents, who asked them to give me 100 yuan each, and if they can give me [-] yuan each, I will give you [-] yuan." Su Qing spread her hands and said very bachelor.
Su He: (crap dish crap)
Zhou Hui: .
Old Su: .
Just two chapters today, I won’t come back until 08:30 in the evening, even if I give myself a vacation
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