My life has a narration

It's too embarrassing, the language official can't recognize it, and it's disgusting.

Indeed, what about Su Qing's English proficiency? After four years of free-range life at the university and more than one year of graduation life, I'm afraid there are only some simple words left in his mind, the kind that can't even make a sentence coherent. That's why he adopted the method of combining Chinese and Western, but now it seems that the effect is not obvious.

"I let you cheat on me, I let you come from the suburbs, you are going to piss me off, you!"

Outside the private room
Because of the embarrassment just now, Su Qing couldn't help urinating and came out to calm down. Unexpectedly, Shen Yi followed and pinched him, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, but her pronunciation is really different from that of my primary school teacher, and she has a bit of a tongue. My English teacher had been abroad before!" Su Qing tried to justify her teacher's name.

After all, he has pronounced it like this since he was a child, so how could it be my fault?It must be this Savannah, she's from the suburbs.

It’s the same as the dialects in some places in China, such as Sichuan dialect, Hujian dialect, and Cantonese. Anyway, he knows these languages. As for the dialect, the pronunciation is not standard.

Anyway, Su Qing refused to admit that his pronunciation was wrong since elementary school, which was a blow to him too much.

"You still say, he is a foreigner, do foreigners understand? Does he not even know his mother tongue? Why are you so stubborn here.

Alright, I've figured it out, there's no hope for you, just do your job as a dumb boyfriend in a while, don't open your mouth, just watch me perform, you hear me? "Shen Yi said while covering her forehead.

Su Qing nodded again and again, for no other reason. He was afraid that Shen Yi would be pissed off on the spot. After all, when a woman's desire to win and lose comes up, it is very scary. If she jumps out at this juncture, it is easy to find death. Not small.

Soon, the two returned to the house, and Shen Yi still poured tea for them. The two communicated in English with Chinese, chatting about what happened at school and their experiences in recent years.

"Shen, you are getting more and more beautiful now, I like your dress so much!"

"Yeah, I like it too, and you're good too!"

"Yes, it's just that you are a little shorter. It would be nice if you grew taller. People in your country are all that small, and they lack a little sex appeal!"

Shen Yi:
Su Qing: sucking (drinking tea and watching a show)

That's right, although Shen Yi is a full 1.7 meters tall, Savannah is a full [-] tall. Anyway, standing with Su Qing, they are almost the same height, and she is wearing flat shoes.

As for the figure, both of them are of that slender type, but Shen Yi is slightly inferior in lordosis and bulge. There is no way, this thing is a racial talent, and Savannah's skin is also whiter.

"Ahem, this is the oriental beauty that belongs to our country. You don't understand, drink tea, drink tea, by the way, have you been alone for so many years? Have you not had a boyfriend?" Shen Yi expressed dissatisfaction, and I could fight back .

"Nonono, how is it possible? I have made several boyfriends. They are either business elites or male models. They are all top-notch. I heard that this should be the first time you have a boyfriend, right?"

Shen Yi took a sip of tea, smiled lightly and said, "Yes, we might get married this year."

Savannah:? ? ?

"Ahem, cough, so fast? Shen, have you considered it?"

"Of course, my boyfriend is good in height and appearance. What's important is that he started from scratch and has accumulated hundreds of millions of net worth at the age of 23. If it is calculated in US dollars, it should be tens of millions more, so I very satisfied."

Shen Yi, who never cared about his financial situation, started to show off her boyfriend's financial situation today for the first time. From this, it can be seen how much she wants to win.

Hearing this, Savannah couldn't help but widen her eyes: "Omika, is this true? This is incredible. Did he really start his business with his hands instead of inheriting the family property?"

"Of course, when we first got together last year, he was still an ordinary office worker!"

Immediately, without waiting for Su Qing to be humble, Shen Yi briefly explained how he traded stocks in the stock market last year, did real estate projects, and now invested in movies.

This is not a secret. After all, Shen Yi is involved in almost all these matters. On the other hand, Savannah's eyes widen as she listens. She has seen many business elites. Even she has a medium-sized company under her own name, but She relied on family funding and hard work for so many years.

Looking at Su Qing who kept silent and pretended to be deep, Savannah couldn't believe that such a small person could have such a great ability, but she knew Shen Yi better, and the other party would not use such non-existent things to deceive her she.

"Oh, by the way, my boyfriend is still a public figure, and his social account has more than 1000 million followers, so he is a relatively popular blogger."

"I buy Karma, more than 1000 million people? More than all the people in the city where I was born. Is he a star?"

"No, just an ordinary person!"

Hearing this, Savannah turned her head to look at Su Qing and said, "I know that people in your country like more traditional women. Shen and I are good friends. If you don't mind, I can be a little girl."

Su Qing: Pfft~~~
Originally, he was still leisurely watching the show, but in the next second, he almost choked to death without drinking tea. God, he's so traditional, he's such a little ass.

Don't take me with you when your country is open in this regard, our national tradition!
"Cough, cough, cough~~"

Seeing this, Shen Yi glared at Savannah, and then quickly patted her back and said, "She doesn't mean what you think, she said that she is small, just like my sister-in-law, and so on. Call her Miss from now on!"

"Miss? Well, looking at the outfit, she looks like a lady from a wealthy family!" Su Qing quickly wiped her mouth and said.

"Fuck you, don't be poor!"

But even though she said so on her lips, she had a smile on her face and felt that it was very useful.

"Su, why don't you stay with me and return to China with me, when the time comes our family will enter Hollywood!" Savannah said happily.

Su Qing:? ? ?
When Shen Yi heard this, she covered her forehead and explained: "What she means is, why don't you cooperate with her, she has some connections over there, when the time comes, you invest in Hollywood scripts!"

Regarding this, Su Qing patted her chest again and again, scaring me. It seems that this woman's Chinese is not very good, and it is about the same level as my English.

"No, no, I'm fine here, I don't want to go abroad!" Su Qing quickly refused.

Hearing this, Savannah was a little disappointed. If it was true what Shen Yi said, then the little man in front of her was definitely a talent. She failed in poaching, but she wasn't too frustrated.

Soon, the three of them drank nearly three pots of tea alone. Drinking tea, among the three of them, one is a foreigner and two are domestic youngsters. Who knows tea? Everyone is looking for a place to chat and help foreigners Friends popularize Chinese culture.

Obviously, in the subsequent chat, Shen Yi gained the upper hand by relying on her career and emotional harvest, especially Su Qing's ability, which made her embarrassing in front of her opponent.

There are not many self-made billionaires at a young age, let alone such good-looking ones, how many are there in the world?

"Shen, is there any show tonight? How about we go to the bar?" In the car, the two were sitting in the back seat, and Savannah asked.

Hearing this, Shen Yi shook her head: "Forget about the bar, I don't like it very much, let's go to dinner later, I arranged an authentic Chinese restaurant, I promise you will feast on it!"

"Really? That's great!"

A few people left the teahouse and went directly to the restaurant arranged by Shen Yi. Indeed, there were many elements of Chinese culture, and Savannah was full of splendor.

A table of Cantonese cuisine, braised squab, smooth fish balls, sweet and sour sweet and sour pork, old fire soup, roast suckling pig, crispy roast goose, eight-treasure winter melon cup, baked lobster in soup, abalone.

In terms of food, there is no one in the world who can beat it. After all, we are ancestors in this respect.

"Su, do you have any dreams?" Sitting on the chair, Savannah suddenly asked.

Hearing this, Su Qing was stunned for a moment, why, it suddenly became a good voice, is it okay?

"The sky is dead, and the yellow sky will be established. The year is Jiazi, and the world will be blessed. Do you understand?"

Savannah:? ? ?

"I can't listen~~"

"To put it simply, forget it, tell you that you don't understand, what do you want to say?"

"I want to say, isn't your country practicing wine table culture, or, let's have a drink?"

"Hey, I thought you were Allah Deng Shen Ding, who could satisfy my three wishes. Drinking wine, please let my girlfriend accompany you. I can't drink well!" Su Qing said.

[Savana has a good capacity for alcohol because of her country and her work. Bird Vodka can be drunk as much as she likes, and she can drink you eight rounds, or even drink you to death. She feels that Shen Yi has the upper hand today, so I want to make up for it on you. 】

Listening to the narration prompt in his head, how could Su Qing be fooled? Although there are too many people who can drink eight of them back and forth, it may not be a good drinker, but it is still easy to deal with him.

"Yes, Savannah, he has a very poor capacity for drinking, and he hardly drinks at ordinary times. Let me drink some with you!"

"Nonono, there is a saying in your country, it's called, a friend comes from afar, it doesn't matter, I still want to talk to your man!"

Two people:.
Wouldn't it be said that outsiders are too bold and speak so openly?Even if you have this thought in your heart, don't say it!
"Are you sure?"

"Of course, is there any vodka?"

Hearing this, Su Qing smiled and said: "No vodka, just wait!"

After that, he got up straight away, came to the counter, and quickly came back with two bottles of 62-degree Erguotou, put them on the table, opened them directly, and immediately turned into a war god with a crooked mouth and smiled:
"This is Erguotou, the best baijiu in our country!"

Savannah: "Isn't Maotai the best baijiu in your country?"

"Hehe, you still know Moutai, but that's what you foreigners think. We only drink this, dare to drink it? This stuff, drinking it can strengthen your courage, and you won't be afraid of the atomic bomb!"

"You don't need oil, just fill it up for me!"

"It's boring to drink from a cup. Change it to a bowl. If you drink it, I'll count you as good as me!"

Savannah:? ? ?

"What is your strength, do you have any explanation?"

"You are amazing, it is the highest honor for all men in our country!"

"Okay, then I'll drink!"

Shen Yi:
(End of this chapter)