My life has a narration

Chapter 708 Enemy agent, see if I will report you
It was only after six o'clock in the morning, and Su Qing's house in Qingshui Garden was full of excitement.

In the living room on the first floor, on the other side of Su Qing's runway sofa, across the coffee table, he faced a 1.8-meter-tall, fair-skinned and beautiful foreign girl with long legs.

That's right, this foreign girl is Savannah. She was so angry that she didn't find Su Qing yesterday and stayed here. Anyway, she and Shen Yi are also friends. Although there is something wrong, it's just a comparison between women. After all, there is still some cooperation between the two.

Originally, if Su Qing didn't come back, she was going to leave this afternoon. After all, she didn't have much time, and the company still had a lot of things to deal with.

After a day, she felt much better, but she didn't expect that it was only early in the morning when she felt someone touch her thigh. She thought it was Shen Yi, but she groaned, and she Didn't call, the other party called first.

This time it's alright, the family was lively early in the morning, Savannah thought that Su Qing was not only a swallow, but also a hooligan, and she was molested, so she wanted to discuss with him on the spot.

In the face of such a crisis situation, Su Qing naturally chose to avoid danger in an emergency, and ran away directly. If a hero does not suffer immediate losses, how can we, a big man, be beaten by a woman?
Of course, Li Zijun doesn't count, he doesn't want to experience the feeling of being kicked from the bed to the door again.

But I have to say, this foreign girl has good physical strength, and she was able to draw with him with one punch.

Of course, this was also related to his failure to fight back. Anyway, the two fought from upstairs to downstairs, and finally came out on the coffee table in the living room for about 3 minutes to stabilize the situation.

At this time, Savannah was wearing a black lace nightdress, her thighs were so white that his eyes ached, her delicate facial features were full of shame and anger, and Su Qing also found that the matchmakers were wearing Shen Yi's pajamas .

"Calm down, you have to calm down!"

"Who the hell, I calm down your mother's mother, you touch me?" Savannah pointed at Su Qing and shouted.

Su Qing:.
She must be swearing, right?And just by looking at her Chinese, she needs to improve.

"I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense!" Su Qing denied it three times.

I went back to my own home, who knew you were on the bed, could it be his fault?Of course not, he is a righteous people's policeman, this is a false accusation, can he admit it?

"You're still quibbling, sure enough, you are too hateful, Su, you really are Piyanzi, I want to live and die with you!"

Su Qing:? ? ?
"We all died together!" At this moment, Shen Yi, who was leaning on the railing on the second floor, explained with a smile.

The screams of the two just now really startled her. Fortunately, after seeing that it was Su Qing, she immediately understood what happened. It's cheap, and Su Qing didn't do it on purpose, who told her to bring him back last night.

Fortunately, seeing Savannah suffer, she felt much happier.

"Shen, your man touched my thigh, and you still touch me"

"Stop, stop, I didn't, I didn't touch it on purpose!"

"Forget it, Savannah, who told you to come back with me yesterday, is it okay this time?"

Su Qing and Shen Yi linked hands, so angry that Savannah was short of breath, and her chest was about to burst.

"Impossible, you rubbed it twice!"

Su Qing:.
It's all like this, so it doesn't need to be so detailed, right?

"Ahem, what, I apologize, but it can also be blamed on me, mainly because I didn't know you were in my house and sleeping on my bed!"

"That's right, the two of us usually sleep together. You didn't listen to me when I asked you to sleep on the sofa last night. It's okay this time. It's not like I haven't told you!"

Hearing this, Savannah snorted and went to the bathroom when she saw that there were no more than two of them.

Seeing this, Su Qing couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. At this moment, Shen Yi walked down and couldn't help asking: "Why did you come back at this time?"

"Don't mention it, the police station had an urgent job, and she didn't run away, and she was arrested. By the way, what happened to her?" Su Qing pouted into the bathroom and asked.

Immediately, Shen Yi recounted what happened last night, which made Su Qing break out in cold sweat, but she didn't expect this woman to hold a grudge.

"Didn't you say that foreigners are very open? They hug and kiss each other when they meet each other. Why do you have such a big reaction when you touch your thigh?"

"What do you mean, they came to seek revenge on you, do you think they really care?" Shen Yi rolled her eyes at him and said with a smile.

After finishing speaking, he continued: "Have you had breakfast yet?"

"Ate!"

"After eating, go downstairs and bring us a copy too!"

"also!"

If possible, he even thought about going and never coming back.

Half an hour later, at the dining table, Savannah was drinking millet porridge and eating steamed buns, glancing at him from time to time. In the end, Su Qing had no choice but to say:
"What are you?"

It should be that Savannah is not very proficient in Chinese culture, otherwise she will definitely give the correct answer subconsciously.

"Pi Yanzi, the nest has brought strong wine, do you dare to drink with the nest again?"

"I refuse!" Su Qing replied without thinking.

Just kidding, doesn't he know what he himself is?The opponent is prepared, isn't he courting death if he goes up?
"No, you must drink!"

"Why should I drink? I still have work in the afternoon, so I can't drink. The police know, 911, FBI, have special jobs, you are not sent by other countries to affect my work, right?" Su Qing laughed.

I think teasing this foreign girl is quite interesting, anyway, she is not good at Chinese, and I can't understand English, so I just have to pretend to be stupid.

At this moment, Savannah didn't speak English before, she was obviously annoyed, and Shen Yi refused to be an interpreter, so she could only communicate with him in her not very proficient Chinese, how could it be his opponent.

"West kerosene, you"

Seeing this, Su Qing raised her hand and interrupted him: "Well, let me ask you a few questions, if you can answer them, I will believe you, apologize to you, and even have a drink with you. Sample?"

Hearing this, Savannah's eyes lit up when she heard it: "Howl, you heard Dad"

"Please listen to the question. Under what circumstances does one+one equal three?"

When Shen Yi heard this, she burst out laughing, only Savannah looked bewildered.

"It's equal to 2, how can one plus one make three?"

Su Qing: "In the case of a wrong calculation, it is equal to three!"

Savannah:
"Mud play nest?"

"Ahem, since this is the case, let me ask you another question, Palace Yuye Wine"

Savannah: "This nest knows, it's 180 cups!"

"Wuhu~~ I didn't expect you to learn well. The infiltration work is very good, but I haven't finished asking, what is the palace jade liquid wine minus the small hammer?"

Savannah:? ? ?

"Ah? What is Mu talking about? What little hammer!"

At this moment, Shen Yi: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
Seeing this, Su Qing's expression became serious, and he stood up immediately: "Enemy agent, this is enemy agent, see if I will report you!"

"I don't understand what you're talking about. If you have the ability, say something I can understand!" Savannah became anxious when she saw that she was leaving.

She didn't care if she was defeated or not, but she didn't let Su Qing make a fool of herself. She was a little bit reconciled. After all, she was also a talented student, and she knew a lot about Chinese culture. Seeing Shen Yi's stature, this question should be very simple.

"That's fine, I will finally ask you the simplest question, under what circumstances is one+one equal to two?"

Savannah: "In case of miscalculation?"

"One plus one is equal to two, and you still say you are not an enemy agent? Do you think I will report you, eh? No, I am the police, you, come with me, and tear down the Nice police!"

"You and I share the bed with you!" Saying that, Savannah rushed towards him.

Su Qing: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
Fuck?Why did it change again?Immediately, he looked at Shen Yi and said, "I didn't, I didn't, she slandered me, she slandered me!" Su Qing shouted while hiding.

Shen Yi: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
"Laughing to death~~ Forget it, it's an enemy agent anyway, just capture it!"

While eating breakfast, Shen Yi watched leisurely, feeling that this was much more interesting than before.

(End of this chapter)