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Chapter 817 Landlady: I ​​read "Spring and Autumn"

Chapter 817 Landlady: I ​​read "Spring and Autumn"
Facts have proved that mud can't really support the wall. This point was vividly reflected in Wang Xing before. After all, the dog-licking attribute is too strong, and the kind that can't be rescued, but fortunately in the end because of successive blows After being stimulated back, and finding a good girl like Lin Miaomiao to take care of her, she began to change.

But now Du Qiang is connected again, after staying in the hospital for so long, and the girl has a good feeling for him, the relationship between the two is actually just a wechat, that's all.

It has to be said that he has his own reasons for being single until now. The opportunities are all in front of him, but in the end he just doesn't make a move.

But he couldn't say anything about these things. After all, this is a good match for him. If there are no accidents, the two will eventually come together. It's just a matter of time.

Then Su Qing found Tang Nan who was receiving special police training in the backyard. At this time, she was wearing a police uniform and was enjoying the immersive experience. Next to her was an old criminal investigator from the Criminal Investigation Division who was guiding her.

Su Qing knew that this should be the so-called help from the police station. After all, Xie Xiaoshan, the screenwriter, was not a serious criminal policeman. I am afraid that most of the scripts were written by imagination. The most indispensable thing among netizens is talents from all walks of life.

If it is true that the details are wrong, or even completely different, it will be disrespectful to the police profession on the one hand, and it will make people laugh on the other.

Therefore, Liao Dong and Xie Xiaoshan are also trying to make up for it in the police station. The action habits of the criminal police, the process of handling cases, and some more professional methods need to be told by special people, and some are in the industry. These slang words need to be popularized.

So Su Qing just watched from the sidelines and didn't go up to disturb, while Tang Nan was practicing simple fighting skills with the help of the old criminal policeman.

It is said to be martial arts, but it is actually the kind of airs and poses. After all, in the play, she is set up as a female detective with outstanding combat effectiveness. It is not scary if she has no kung fu. After all, she is an actor, but if she can’t even pose Put it on, that's too inappropriate.

After all, not everyone is a freak like Li Zijun. Anyway, based on his estimation, two ordinary men might not be able to beat his sister Jun with bare hands. If she doesn't practice martial arts, sneak attack, or With something in hand, the combat power is doubled directly.

Regarding himself, Su Qing has always been very self-aware, he is just an ordinary man, he has never practiced fighting, he has never exercised, and he is even a little thin, so he never dared to provoke that heroine, he would really get beaten! .

"Ha~"

"Roar!"

"Hey!"

Seeing Tang Nan who practiced every move very seriously, Su Qing couldn't help laughing. How long ago, was Tang Nan so serious?She is the representative of eating by looking at her face.

But now in order to transform, he has to do something he has never done.

"How, how about it, sister, I am handsome!"

Finally, after finishing today's 'fighting' training, Tang Nan couldn't help but ran to him and said, raising her neck, she was quite proud.

Not to mention, with her police uniform at this time, she really doesn't look like a policeman. There is no way, she doesn't have that temperament for the time being, unless she doesn't speak, she is a dumb bride, or she will reveal her secrets as soon as she speaks, at least not Like a detective.

"Handsome, so handsome, this aerobics dance is really heroic!" Su Qing smiled and stretched out his thumb.

Hearing this, Tang Nan's face changed: "Fuck you, I just learned the technique of grappling, can I be wronged like this? Look at the trick!"

Then Tang Nan performed a set of gangster excitement punches in front of him, and the small fists waved with afterimages.

It's just that maybe it's because she's been in front of the camera for a long time, or her body is really weak. It's obviously a fighting style, but her buttocks are really high, and she's twisting her waist and sending her legs, which is very enchanting.

Seeing the corners of the eyes of the old criminal police not far away, Tang Nan would have been kicked by him if he was a student or a policeman in the police station.

Su Qing: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
"Hahaha, you're not going to use this boxing method to film a movie, are you? Are you going to make the gangster die of excitement, or get caught by you after being exhausted? Laugh!
Don't worry, with your grappling technique just now, once you show up, you will definitely become a legend in the female artist world, I am optimistic about you! "

Hearing this, she might also feel that her grappling performance just now was a bit off-putting, Tang Nan blushed slightly, and said stiffly: "I just can't get used to it for a while, wait for me to practice for a few more days, I will definitely be able to do it." Practice well, by the way, you didn't take a picture just now, did you?"

In this regard, Su Qing quickly stopped smiling, and said with a righteous face: "No, I am a man, how could I do such a wicked thing?"

Hearing this, Tang Nan couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, but in the next second he saw Su Qing give a thumbs up, the sunlight swept across his row of white teeth, and there was a 'ding'.

"Recorded!"

Tang Nan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Little thief, old lady, I fight with you, you are dead, delete it for me, hurry up!"

Soon, Tang Nan's screams came from the backyard of the police station, which attracted many people's curious eyes.

Fortunately, it is not the first day that Tang Nan has come. Some young people in the police station, as long as they are interested, ask her for autographs and group photos. At this time, no one took out their mobile phones to record. Otherwise, Tang Nan is pure and innocent. I am afraid that the character set of the jade girl will collapse today.

"Xiaoyi, take care of your man. I asked him to go to the police station to help me. He...he actually recorded a video. You said, how could this happen? You should teach him a lesson and let him delete the video. !"

Originally, Fengyang Hotel was changed into Youjian Meishe Beauty and Health Club. Tang Nan was complaining to Shen Yi with an indignant face, probably because of being too excited, her face was red and her neck was thick.

Fortunately, because it has not yet officially opened, there are no guests in the club at this time, and there are not many staff members.

Otherwise, she would be thrown to Jiangcheng today in embarrassment.

"It's you who want to show it to me. Aren't you very confident? If you think I'm wrong, you can also demonstrate it here. Anyway, I have already sent the video to Sister Wen and Xiaoyi. Will they delete me? I don't care anymore." Su Qing hid behind Shen Yi, and King Qin yelled as he walked around the pillar.

From being chased by the police station to here, I have to say that she is quite persevering.

This Saturday, Shen Yi didn't go to the company either, and went directly to her shop with the landlord's wife to have a look and give some advice by the way.

"What? You are shameless! You have already sent them, I will kill you!!"

Seeing Tang Nan baring her teeth and claws, Su Qing didn't panic at all. Anyway, Aunt Shen and the landlady were standing in front of her.

Sure enough, the landlady was looking for a moon in the sea, and put her arms around Tang Nan's thighs and pulled her to the sofa beside her, laughing out of breath:

"Okay, isn't it just a video, seeing you excited, I watched the video, danced well, very sexy, I saved it, hahaha, when you get married, I will definitely release it for you to see!"

Shen Yi also sneered at the side, "Fortunately, my brother made a video, otherwise I thought you were seducing him!"

"Ahhh, it's too much to bully, Shen thief, do you dare to bully me with a sword? If that's the case, then don't live."

After finishing speaking, Tang Nan struggled to get up, quickly took out her mobile phone, and looked for it, the corner of her mouth slightly raised: "Ah, I suddenly realized that I still have a private photo of someone in my hand, the cool one?
Brother, are you curious, do you want to see it? "

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the landlord's wife and Shen Yi suddenly changed.

The three of them seemed to wear a pair of trousers, and they slept together more than once or twice, and they didn't wear anything.

"Not curious!" Su Qing said quickly. He was curious about what this thing was for. He knew how many moles Shen Yi had on her body. He took a mere private photo to test the cadres. Which cadre could not stand such a test.

Hearing this, Shen Yi immediately realized, that's right, the old lady belongs to him, afraid to look?Who are you scaring?
But Shen Yi doesn't care, the landlady can't. Sure enough, the next second, Tang Nan continued: "Not only Xiaoyi, but also Sister Qing, tsk tsk tsk, aren't you curious?"

Su Qing:? ? ?
Before he could react, the landlady threw the phone and jumped on it, and said coquettishly, "No, no, that's not allowed!"

Immediately Tang Nan ran straight away, and the landlady's wife chased after her.

Seeing this, Su Qing and Shen Yi shook their heads and laughed at the same time, threatening them with the landlady's wife's private house photo, what was going on in their brains.

In this regard, Su Qing sat directly next to Shen Yi, took a sip of her iced cold drink, and felt so comfortable that she was about to fly.

"Aren't you curious? Sister Qing's figure is so envious for a woman like me!"

At this moment, Shen Yi suddenly raised her head and asked with a smile.

【warn!warn!Aunt Shen is fishing to enforce the law, don't believe the woman's broken mouth, deny it quickly! 】

The narration in his mind seemed to be more urgent than before, and it seemed that his situation was absolutely extremely dangerous at this time.

But Su Qing has long been calm about this, and said slowly: "I'm curious what she is doing, and she's not my wife, besides, can I get more meat after seeing it?"

[The alarm was lifted, you escaped, but not completely escaped]

In the next second, Tang Nan's voice came from behind him: "Oh, look, Miss Qing, Xiao Su is not interested in you at all, she is not curious at all, tsk tsk tsk, it seems that I think highly of you Woolen cloth!"

As soon as the words fell, Su Qing felt a hand on his shoulder from behind, and the landlady's voice came faintly:
"I see. It seems that I'm really old. I'm not interested in young people anymore. Xiao Su, sister, do I have any wrinkles?"

Hearing this, Su Qing turned his head and saw the landlady's wife looking at him with a smile. Although the smile was like a flower, he felt a chill.

Ah, he seems to be caught in a siege!Is it a death anyway?
[The landlady is very angry, and the consequences will be serious, unless you can handle her weaknesses, for example, the mobile phone on the sofa! 】

Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help turning his head to look at the sofa beside him. The landlady's mobile phone was on it, and the screen was still on. He glanced at it quickly, and suddenly felt struck by lightning.

"My kind aunt? This is."

In the next second, the landlady's wife screamed, and she rushed forward, holding the phone firmly under her body.

"No, you read it wrong!"

But Tang Nan finally seized the opportunity, so she was willing to let her go, and rushed to grab it: "What, let me see, Xiaoyi, come here!"

But the landlady's hand was obviously faster, and she quickly turned the phone's screen to black, saying, "You're wrong, I didn't see anything!"

"Nonsense, Xiao Su has said it all, kind aunt, if you don't show me, I will check it myself." After finishing speaking, Tang Nan picked up her hand and started searching.

"No investigation!" The landlady's pretty face flushed.

"Hey, sister Qing, you actually read this kind of novel, it's so exciting! Come on, let me read it to you!"

But before she could open her mouth, Tang Nan was pushed down on the sofa by the landlady's wife, who didn't let her get up at all.

"What is a kind aunt?" Shen Yi asked curiously, she really didn't know.

Hearing this, Su Qing quickly said in embarrassment: "But Liu Bei and Liu Xuande?"

"Liu Bei? What do you mean?"

Regarding this, Su Qing has no way to explain it on this occasion, and she can't say that this is the study material of the landlady's wife, Uncle Liu Huang!

Looking at Shen Yi's curious baby eyes and Su Qing's hesitant expression, the landlady felt that her whole body was burning hot, as if she had turned into a steam princess.

"Woooooo, Sister Qing is reading an adult novel, I saw it!" Tang Nan struggled to speak, and immediately exposed her secret.

"Fart, how could I read that kind of book, I read "Spring and Autumn"!"

Three people: .
(End of this chapter)

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