Chapter 2 Child King

The oil girl family has many powerful ninjas in the known plots of Tiewan, each wearing a coat and sunglasses, and the unique and weird insect manipulation secrets leave a deep impression on people.

The basis of the family secret technique is parasitic worms, especially like Miao Jiang's Gu, which is mysterious and weird.

This led to a bad relationship between the Younu family and ordinary villagers. Except for familiar teammates, they were usually kept at a respectful distance.

And the biggest characteristic of ninjas in the family is their thin presence and talkativeness, which is terrible.

Survival rule [-] of the oil girl family: Except in your own bedroom, you must never talk to yourself.

You may be sitting next to an oil ninja that you have ignored for a long time.

Oil girl family survival code [-]: leave your bedroom, and always maintain a behavior that conforms to your status.

You may have the parasites of one or more oil ninjas on you.

Survival rule of the oil girl family three: Do not chat with other oil girl ninjas except family members.

You may arouse the interest of a chatterbox and chat with you until you want to die.

What is the first criterion for the survival of traversers? Dogs.

Stand out from the crowd, pretend to be an ordinary member, don't stand out, don't attract attention.In the final analysis, the traverser is naturally different, and cannot withstand close scrutiny.

Travelers are lurkers.

Therefore, the traversers living in the Younv family are under a lot of pressure.

After fifty days, Younu Tiewan gradually tamed her body, and the behavior of bouncing and jumping was also under control, and her daily behavior gradually converged with other children.

Younu Tiewan heaved a sigh of relief.

However, he was relieved too early.

……

A group of children were having their meals noisily, and a few older boys huh-hu-la-la finished eating, puffing out their mouths and shouting: "I'm full."

The boys stood up and ran out, bumped into the ninja at the door, and quickly lowered their heads and shouted: "Aunt Sachiko, we're done eating."

The oily girl Sachiko knocked the brains out of each boy, and let them go after the punishment.

With the arrival of the baby boom after the war, the number of children in the oil girl family increased rapidly. There were more than 40 children in the nest house during the day. They cook.

After eating, the children ganged up to have fun in the village, and the other children in the village were almost the same. There are no public facilities in Muye Village at present, and the preschool children are just herding sheep.

Younv Tiewan took her cousins ​​to the edge of the woods, joined other friends, and then swarmed into the woods.

Tie Wan caught a few grasshoppers, then strung them up with grass stalks and brought them to the reeds by the river.

Tie the belly of the grasshopper with a strong string, then throw it into the reeds, and drag it out again. After repeating this, two greedy frogs were quickly caught.

Then I tied the frog tightly with a rope as thick as a finger, threw it into the deep water area, and dragged it back. The panicked frog struggled desperately, and the splash of water attracted predators from the bottom of the water.

A huge mouth swallowed the frog in one bite, and swallowed the hook on the back of the frog by the way. The brothers behind Younu Tiewan cheered loudly, this time you have been caught.

I don't know when a big fish appeared in the deep pool at the bend of this small river, which had a serious impact on the children's "hunting" plan, and I don't know how many homemade hooks and lines were taken away from the boys Fishing nets, and even more than one boy was dragged into the water by the enormous force, making his whole body messed up.

Especially in the past two months, the area of ​​activity of this big fish has expanded from deep water to shallow water, and it has begun to actively attack children.

Fortunately, the water in the shallow water area was only calf deep, and the fishers involved were all big boys, so no one was killed.

Among the children who are active here, there will be no direct descendants of big families. They have no money and no channels to invite ninjas to deal with them, so the children found the king of children, Younv Tiewan.

As a traverser, the first choice for survival is naturally stability, and Younv Tiewan certainly wants to be stable in everything.But the influence of the human cub's body at the age of three is too strong. Tie Wan found that the so-called taming his body was an illusion, and he couldn't control himself at a critical moment.

He struggled, he tried, he failed.

Eight months ago, his four-year-old cousin Shio Aurome provoked him in the Nest House. Tetsumaru Aurome thought about who Shio's father was, who his grandfather was, and what the worst consequences would be after the fight.

However, before the brain figured out the mess, he had already smashed the nose of his half-headed cousin with a head hammer, and then gouged the eye socket with his fist a dozen times to create a living crying panda.

The most frightening thing was that he was already riding on his chubby cousin's belly, and he asked triumphantly, "Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"

Ask once and get a mouth, until the big boy dare not even cry.

After the adult will regained control of the situation, I found myself surrounded by relatives. The embarrassment, bewilderment, and bewilderment in the face of social death are outrageous.

Two days later, Zhixiong's brother, a five-year-old oily girl Zhijie, came to teach the villain who bullied her brother a lesson, and was brutally hit by Tie Wan who threw ashes, kicked the crotch, and inserted eyes, and was admitted to the hospital.

Another day later, in front of the parents of both parties, Tie Wan hit Shih Hung for the second time, and he knocked out one of his front teeth with his forehead.Of course, apart from feeling uncontrollable embarrassment again, he enjoyed a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots and two chicken legs from his father at night.

I really want to thank Ninja for having a very different view of education from Blue Star, otherwise who knows where he would be sent to be disciplined.

Six months ago, I beat the kid from the Inuzuka family, but I don't remember the name.

Four months ago, Uchiha Mine of the Uchiha family was bewitched by him with soil, and then he inserted his eyes again. Facing the crowd of adults with pink eyes, he actually shouted: "I will give you a pair of Sharingan."

In the next twenty days, Tetsumaru gave red eyes to more than a dozen Uchiha boys, and she was beaten several times.

……

No matter how much he swears beforehand and how much he regrets afterwards, he just can't control his aggressiveness and taunting, and if he does this more times, he will wear the hat of the kid king firmly.

In the end, I can only accept my fate.

After fighting like this, Younv Tiewan became the recognized king of children, and the king is obliged. When the little brother was bullied by Yu, Younv Tiewan had to stand up to deal with it.

The way to deal with this big fish is to catch it and eat it.The natural thought of a traveler who was born in a big food empire made a large group of younger brothers feel confused and rejoiced.

After three days of observation, Younv Tiewan was hooked, and it went smoothly.

It seems that this fish is too comfortable to live. The boys have been helpless against it in the previous hooks. They have developed the habit of not being afraid of people, and then they will actively attack humans, and even bite the hook without even trying.

Younu Tiewan smiled: "My uncle's hook is not an ordinary hook."

He pulled a thin rope that was tied to the frog with all his strength, and broke a slipknot at the end of the rope. The special fishhook bound by the knot bounced out of a straight shape and became a cross shape, with all four points piercing into it. In the mouth of the big fish, it was completely stuck.

The big fish in pain struggled desperately, but before the hook was hooked, Younu Tiewan tied the middle section of the rope to the tree. This is a tree with elasticity, very much like a fishing rod.

Younv Tiewan finally tied the end of the rope to the trunk of a big tree as the final insurance. This is a big tree that can only be surrounded by five children hand in hand.

A big fish can bring down a few boys, but can it also bring down a resilient tree?If this big fish has the ability to bring down this tree, even the big tree that is safe in the end, Younv Tiewan swears that she will definitely lead the younger brothers to walk around it.

Seeing the big fish and the tree compete, Yume Tetsumaru led the boys to retreat temporarily. The physical endurance of the ninja world is beyond common sense, and the endurance of animals is better, and some of them are tossing.

The boys dig out bird nests, dig tree holes, catch fish and insects, dig wild potato roots, and finally gather by the stream.

They buried bird eggs and wild potatoes in the soil, lit a bonfire on them, and grilled fish, birds, and worms on the bonfire, all because the children lacked oil and water in their stomachs.

After the war ended, Konoha ushered in a baby boom. However, the confrontation situation in the five great ninja villages has not eased, and small-scale conflicts have intensified.

Things like military conflict can stimulate the economy at first, but it will soon turn into destroying the economy, causing material tension and rising prices.The consequences of rising prices first affected orphans, then children from low-income families, and now ninja families. Children in Konoha Village generally began to have enough to eat.

So the boys gave up the food to the younger children and girls, and went to collect food in groups by themselves. Although these so-called wild lands were all owned, no ninja family would talk too much at this time.

Konoha is like this, other ninja villages must be more serious.

But the conflict cannot stop, even preparations for war are needed, and the ninja school needs to expand its enrollment.

Four years ago, the final moment before the end of the war was also the climax and cruelest stage of the war.

At that time, the students of Konoha Village in the ninja school became an important supplementary new force. Although the quality and combat power were slightly insufficient, especially the students who graduated early were much worse than the newcomers of Sha Nin Wu Nin, and they were casually accepted. hit two.

But if Kiri Ninja or Sand Hidden adds one ninja who can fight, Konoha can add ten rookies who can't fight.

In the final stage of the war, Konoha won the final victory by relying on abundant military resources, one family overwhelmed three families to fight.

After the armistice, ninja villages with a bit of pursuit established ninja schools to train civilian ninjas on a large scale.

This year, the civilian ninjas of the five major ninja villages began to graduate, and the number of ninjas has skyrocketed, but the total number of missions has not changed, and the ninja villages can only pay for it themselves.

Coupled with the bottomless pit of the arms race, the economic situation of each ninja village has gradually become difficult.

……

The boys ate all kinds of meat and wild potatoes to soothe their stomachs a little, and then watched Younu Tiewan fishing with infinite expectations.

When the method is correct, the fishing process appears to be smooth, and the result of the fight between the big fish and the big tree is that the big tree wins.

The big fish was so tired that it splashed feebly, struggled once and for all very weakly, and was dragged to the shallow water area by the boys.

Younv Tiewan led four big boys into the shallow water area, each carrying three sharpened bamboo spears.

Four or five meters away, Younu Tiewan raised his bamboo spear and shouted: "Get ready, throw!"

Hit two.

"Again, raise the bamboo spear, get ready, throw!"

"One more time, ready, cast!"

Younv Tiewan carefully observed the big fish, and after confirming that the impact of the hit caused the big fish to completely lose its ability to resist, she turned around and ordered to the boy on the shore: "Okay, everyone pull up hard."

The big fish dragged ashore was already dead, but its body was still twitching under the control of nerve reflexes. The boys cheered around the big fish and Younv Tiewan, as if they had won the battle.

Child King's Throne Consolidation +1.

Younu Tiewan couldn't help sighing up to the sky, just now, in the water, her actions seemed, seemed, probably... imitated Vladimir's majestic wave of hands.

Alas, hurry up and grow up, the body of a child is really terrible.

The fish was super big, and the excited boys took turns lying on the ground to compare their heights with the big fish, but the result was not even half of it.

A large fish of this size cannot be cooked and grilled directly, but can only be divided.Younv Tiewan took out the hook from the fish's mouth first, only to find that the poor frog was still alive.

Miracle, release life, there is no shortage of your flesh today.

The fishhook is two thousand sticks tied into a cross shape with beef tendon, and after being disassembled, it is returned to the two boys. This is what they took (tou) from home, and they will share more fish later to make up for the bamboo shoots that will inevitably come. Fried meat.

Open up the belly, and then throw the internal organs into the fishing pond dug in advance, and there will be new harvests tomorrow.

Then dig out the gills of the fish, peel off the fish scales half the size of a palm, and finally wash off the blood stains by the river, and then move them back to the shore. The boys led by Younu Tiewan are exhausted and paralyzed.

The second wave of big boys took over the work and broke down the big fish under the command of Tie Wan.

The little boy can't be idle either, he washes the decomposed fish meat piece by piece again, puts them on the clean leaves and lins them with water to dry in the shade.

After more than an hour of work, a dozen boys finished their work, exhausted.

When it was time to distribute the harvest, the boys went down to the creek to clean the mud and fishy smell under the command of Younv Tiewan, and then came back and sat down in groups.

At this time, several other children who did not participate in fishing brought boiling water, and they borrowed an iron pot to boil water according to Younu Tiewan's order, just to quench everyone's thirst.

Younu Tiewan couldn't accept raw water with a fishy smell. In his opinion, drinking boiled water was the safest.

Drinking boiled water is especially important for poor children, because they can't afford to get sick, so as long as he organizes activities, he will definitely arrange for people to boil water.

"Okay, everyone listen to me."

Younv Tetsumaru stood up and loudly attracted the attention of all the boys.

"The distribution will be carried out immediately. There will be a total of two distributions. The first time is the participation reward, and each person will share one share."

"The second time is the credit reward, divided according to the size of the contribution."

"agree Disagree?"

"Agree!" The boys answered in varying voices.

Younu Tiewan was dissatisfied, and waved her hands: "Hey, hey, louder, and applause."

"Agree!!~~ Hahahahaha."

The boys were excited, they clapped and laughed.

"Very good. The most important thing about participation rewards is that everyone is the same. We have a total of 22 people participating today. Do you know how to divide them into 22 points on average?"

The boys chatted out ideas, some said to use a scale to weigh them one by one, and some said to use a ruler to measure them. Of course, most of them had no idea. This is not surprising. It is normal for three- and five-year-old children to lack knowledge. , Younu Tiewan is abnormal.

Younv Tiewan saw that the idea was all over, so she stood up and concluded: "It's hard to divide, after all, it's a fish. Even if we use the scale to weigh the same, everyone will think the meat is different in different places, right?"

"That's the way it is, so I can't think about it."

"exactly."

"Boss Tiewan, what can you do?"

Younu Tiewan walked up to the fish, and first took out some meat according to her own ideas, about a quarter of the amount, including fish head, fish tail, and fish bones.

"First, I will divide it into two parts. The larger one will be divided equally, and the smaller one will be divided in the second round." Younv Tiewan began to pick and choose, and divided the fish into two piles.

"Eiji and Shiraki, you two are the most careful-minded, and you two are responsible for dividing the big pile into 22 parts."

"Okay." The two older boys, the eldest called them both, felt that they were taken seriously.

"Remember, after you divide it, I will let everyone else take it first. Except for me, you two will get the last share."

This is the ultimate fairness law, which is a common practice in the system. It can minimize complaints when distributing benefits, and most importantly, it can ensure that no one feels that the leader has made a mistake.

However, in Tiewan's previous life, he used it more often in reverse, that is, the leader gets the first share, and the person in charge of distribution gets the second share, causing countless troubles.

I understand: ⊙[-]⊙, the boss is amazing.

Didn't understand: ▽, what is the boss talking about, it looks so powerful.

Noisily divided, and then received in order, Younu Tiewan finally took a piece of fish that was obviously small and scattered.

Several boys felt embarrassed and wanted to change with him, but were rejected.

"Regardless of whether the scores are really equal, do you have any opinions on this split now?"

The boys thought about it, and suddenly found that although they were not satisfied with the meat they got, no one thought it was unfair.

Next, Younv Tiewan divided the meat again according to the merits, poked a portion of the fish in the water, took out a portion of the thousand strings and other tools, dragged and cut the fish, and boiled a small portion of the water.

This time, Younv Tiewan was directly assigned as the leader, and no one had any objections.

In the end, Yume Tetsumaru gave the unwanted bones to the children of the Inuzuka family, and took the head and tail of the fish, as well as the unwanted fish scales.

After all was divided and it was getting dark, Younu Tiewan announced that it was disbanding, and the boys went home with a good harvest of fish.

……

Younv Tiewan came home, split the huge fish head, cleaned it carefully, and there happened to be tofu at home, so she made fish head tofu soup.

The fish head is too big, and the pot at home can only hold half of it, so the other half is hung on the stove for smoking.

Heat the oil in a pan, fry the fish head until it is burnt yellow, then add water and firewood to simmer quickly, and the aroma will soon be stewed.

Younv Tiewan smelled it and sprinkled it with various spices. It was a pity that there was no chili at home, otherwise the fried fish head with chopped pepper would be the most delicious, and such a big fish head was in vain.

When the fish soup turns white and the yellow fish oil is boiled out, Tie Wan cuts the washed tofu into pieces and adds it. Reduce the heat and simmer slowly, and simmer the rice by the way.

In this way, he can eat directly when his mother comes home, and the waiting time is just used to observe his precious ants.

This is the sugar ant he picked up around the clan site, and it is unknown which senior clansman got it from the country of grass.

The biggest feature of the sugar ants living in the Land of Grass is that they can produce sugar. Unfortunately, after being introduced to the Land of Fire, they stopped producing sugar, so they were discarded like garbage.

The surrounding area of ​​the Younv family settlement is full of various insects that are similar to being released. As a clan of insect messengers, the people of the tribe collect and ponder all kinds of insects, tens of thousands.

I just don't know if any biological invasion has been caused, but the ninjas don't care about this.

Younu Tiewan had eaten ant sugar, which was sold by merchants from the country of grass. Sugar ant is a kind of ant with a big belly, and it is eaten raw.

Gently bite the ant's stomach with your teeth, and the sugar liquid will flow out, which is very viscous and much sweeter than halva, slightly worse than honey, and has no honey fragrance.

At that time, Younv Tie Wan thought about where did this ant sugar come from?

The source of sugar must be plants, and only plants can make it, such as beets, sweet grass roots, nectar or sugar cane.

Desserts like honey are the product of bees stirring and fermenting nectar and pollen collected by bees, in which all sugars are converted from plant nectar and pollen.

In the previous life, industrialized sugar production started from sucrose, and the sign of maturity is the cracking of cornstarch to produce sugar, which all started from plants.

Where did the big-bellied ants collect sugar from?

Younv Tiewan pondered on Sugar Ant's purpose is simple, to make money.

No way, after waking up, Tetsumaru, the oil girl, after a year of observation, has determined that the high-ranking ninja profession in Konoha Village is essentially a mercenary.Moreover, the organizational form of the ninja village has strong feudal characteristics, and even most of the ninjas have low social status. One of the decisive manifestations is that ninjas work hard, but they have to bring their own equipment and take risks at their own risk.

All the costs in the task have to be borne by themselves first. If you succeed, you will get the task bonus, but if you fail, you will not have a hair, and if you are injured, you will not even have a pension.

It is common for ninjas to perform missions, but the missions are completed, but in the end they lose money.

It has nothing to do with the employer even if the ninja dies from the mission. The village will give a little pension, but that amount is not even a fraction of the bonus for splitting the mission.

Even if they were recruited to the front line during the war, the village provided only food for free, and other supplies had to be bought at their own expense.

Any combat, patrol, and garrison missions performed by ninjas are based on the ninja mission model, which is counted as mission records. Otherwise, how do you think the fourth generation who died at the age of 24 got almost [-] mission records?

Not only is it counted as a mission record, but money is also distributed on the spot, and then the ninja uses the money to go to the logistics to buy consumables such as medicines and weapons.

When Younv Tetsumaru learned about this model from the family ninja, it was called a bewilderment, subverting cognition, okay?I really don't know which genius designed it, and all the war affairs are contracted to the household.

In fact, Younv Tiewan didn't know it himself. He lived in an era where the national power was unprecedentedly strong, and he was able to fully cover military expenditures in exchange for stronger discipline and stronger combat effectiveness.

Pushing forward 200 years, the armies of modern countries on the earth are all using this employment model.Blue Star's mercenaries are also much stronger than ninjas. The employer needs to pay a deposit first. They can get compensation for equipment damage during the battle, and they can also get compensation for death, injury and disability.

Although mercenaries are often repudiated by their employers, especially when the defeated employer goes bankrupt, forcing the mercenaries to ask for wages with arms, everyone recognizes the rule that compensation should be paid for mission failures.

Under such an extremely oppressive system, Konoha's high-level officials are very comfortable, and they can divide the benefits from the mission bonuses of all ninjas without risking the execution of missions.

The low-level ninjas have a hard time. Only the famous top ninjas can get enough money through missions. Once the middle ninjas and low ninjas are seriously injured, they can easily lead to bankruptcy. If they die, the whole family will fall into survival difficulties.

Younv Tetsumaru is destined to become a ninja, and there will be a lot of money to spend in the future, so we must plan ahead.

What?Not a ninja?
Your surname is an oily girl. If you don't want to be a ninja, you want to be a peach.

What's more, even in Konoha Village, the lives of civilians are even less guaranteed. In the future, Orochimaru will conduct human experiments crazily. How many Konoha civilians will be used as test subjects. Who cares about Konoha Village? At most, it just makes Hokage-sama angry .

It wasn't until the ninja was put in the jar that Sandaimu drove him away.

If you don't become a ninja, your identity as a child of the Younv family is negative equity. Some big shots will welcome him with open arms and send him to the laboratory and dissecting table.

(End of this chapter)

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