I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 254 Turkic Envoy?Let's slap twenty mouths before we talk! (45)

On August [-]st of the ninth year of Wude, a series of urgent reports from the suburbs came like snowflakes, and dozens of beacons rose around Chang'an!
The Turkic army plundered all the way, and arrived at the Weishui River at noon that day, and immediately set up camp.

Half an hour later, a Turkic envoy walked out of the camp and knocked on the gate of Chang'an City.

……

Tai Chi Palace, Xiande Hall.

A group of civil servants and military generals are all solemn and serious at the moment.

Li Shimin's face was even more indifferent.

"His Majesty."

The eunuch outside the hall said,
"The Turkic envoys are desperate to see them."

Li Shimin expressionless, said lightly:
"Xuan."

"An audience with the Turkic envoys!"

The eunuch shouted loudly, and a burly figure had already entered the Xiande Hall.

"Oh, my dear King Qin, your face is still so immature!"

Zhishisili jumped into the hall, and his rough appearance was seen by all the officials.

Under the gaze of countless gazes, he didn't take it seriously at all. Instead, he looked at Li Shimin sitting on the dragon chair and laughed wantonly, saying,

"I haven't seen you for many years, how are you?"

Seeing this, all the ministers were a little annoyed.

How could this barbarian be so ignorant of etiquette!

Is this palace hall a place where you can dance? !

Of course, apart from anger, they were also somewhat surprised.

Listen to what this barbarian said... Your Majesty and him are still old acquaintances?

"Ah."

Li Shimin sneered and said,
"I am now the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and I am no longer the King of Qin as you said!"

"I lost my mind. As an envoy, you represent the country in every word and deed. Is this the etiquette of you Turkic people?"

Faced with Li Shimin's questioning, he lost his mind and smiled.

"I forgot, I forgot!"

He cried out, still saying without hesitation,

"How fast time flies! The little Qin King back then is now the emperor of the Tang Dynasty!"

"On behalf of His Majesty Jieli Khan and Tuli Khan, Zhishisili would like to pay tribute to the Emperor of Tang Dynasty!"

"To show our sincerity, the two Khan His Majesties came to congratulate in person. Oh, I forgot to say... there are millions of Turkic soldiers who came to congratulate Qin Wang Li Shimin for killing his brother and imprisoning his father. emperor!"

"Hey...you seem to have the style of our Turkic people."

As soon as this remark came out, all the ministers' expressions changed!

"Bold!"

Changsun Wuji shouted sharply,
"Er Turkic envoy, how dare you criticize my emperor like this!"

"Come on, take it down!"

Immediately, the guards outside the hall came out, and stood behind Zhi Shili in a mournful manner.

As long as the emperor gives an order, they will take it down immediately!

"Dare to do it but dare not admit it? That's not like our Turkic style..."

It seems that the power of losing one's mind is very reliable, instead of panicking, it is still muttering there.

Li Shimin stared at him for a long time, then suddenly laughed.

"I lost my mind, who gave me the courage to speak nonsense in front of my palace?"

He stood up from the dragon chair, walked down the steps slowly, walked to the front of Zhishenli, and said with a light smile,
"Is it the two khans I beat off two years ago? Or the so-called million-dollar army?"

"If your Turks had an army of one million, even the pastures would be gnawed bare? Even if you have 20 soldiers and horses, you dare to boast that you have an army of one million. I haven't seen you for a few years. You have no other skills. This bragging ability is really I see the rise..."

"Why, come to scare me?"

Seeing that Li Shimin was not annoyed at all, but still had a smile on his face, his expression changed slightly when he lost his mind.

But before he could react, a slap was already thrown on his face.

boom!
Li Shimin's big and generous palm gave him a solid touch!
Perseverance lost: "!!!"

He was angry in his heart, and was about to fight back, but the two guards behind him had already controlled his hands, making him unable to move!

"A mere envoy dares to play tricks in front of me!"

A killing intent flashed in Li Shimin's eyes, and he said coldly,
"Even if you, Jieli Khan, come, you still have to give me the title of brother! I still want to scold him in front of you! What kind of thing are you to lose your mind?"

"Calling you dirty my mouth!"

"Your Majesty!"

Pfft!
Li Er gave an order, and the two guards kicked Zhishenli's knee, forcing him to kneel on the ground.

"Li Shimin!"

Losing his mind, he said angrily,

"How dare you treat the Turkic envoy like this! The Great Khan will be very angry, and the consequences will be very serious!"

"You will regret it! At that time, when I step through Chang'an with the Turk's iron hooves, you will definitely regret treating me like this now!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly.

"Who has itchy hands?"

He looked around and said,
"Come on, give him fifty mouths, he's so noisy!"

As soon as these words came out, all the ministers were eager to try.

"Chen come, minister, my hands are itchy recently, it's so itchy!"

"Let the minister come, the minister pays attention to whether it is serious or not, and promise not to kill him!"

"Come here!"

"..."

All of a sudden, the ministers started looting.

Lost in thought: "@#￥%*...&!!!"

No, this is not right!
The plot shouldn't develop like this!

He came here with power, shouldn't it be that the more arrogant he is, the more frightened the other party is?
Why are Li Tangjun and his ministers all so fierce, the look in his eyes is even scarier than the hungry wolf on the Turks!
At this moment, Zhi lost his mind and panicked a little.

And when Xu Fenglei overwhelmed the group of officials, stood up from the queue, and looked at him with malicious intentions, he... was completely panicked!
"You, you can't..."

"I am a Turkic envoy, and I represent His Majesty the Great Khan, you can't..."

"what!"

boom!
"Turkic envoy, right?"

boom!
"Big Khan, I am a big watermelon older than you! You call the God of the Grassland and see if I will arrange for him!"

Bang bang bang!
Xu Fenglei slapped him twenty times in a row, and didn't stop until his palms started to hurt.

"Master Niu saved you, the effect of force is mutual."

He snorted coldly,

"Otherwise, I'll fight from now until tomorrow morning without breathing!"

After all, Xu Fenglei yelled behind him:
"Next!"

A heavyweight figure appeared—Hou Junji.

Click, click.

He stretched his joints a bit, looked at Zhi Shi Si Li's slightly swollen face, and smiled wickedly.

Perseverance lost: "!!!"

That one just now was a civil servant, this one is definitely a general!
The military commander started, but his face was blown away!

In the face of dignity and appearance, Aimi chose the latter with tears in her eyes.

"Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty!"

He hurriedly bowed his head and said,

"The minister was rude, and the minister is guilty! You shouldn't criticize the respected emperor, please forgive me, forgive me!"

After a violent jerk, the arrogant obsession finally recognized the form and gave up.

Xu Fenglei returned to the queue, shook his sore right hand, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly...

(End of this chapter)