I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

"...get up."

Li Yuan raised his hand and ordered,
"Let me take a good look at you, the eagle that dominates the grassland."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Jie Li responded, stood up slowly, met Li Yuan's eyes, and immediately dodged away.

He tugged at the Tang suit on his body, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Hahaha……"

Li Yuan looked at Jieli carefully, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and laughed loudly,

"Put on the costumes of our Tang people, it's not bad, it's not bad!"

"This is called doing as the Romans do!"

"Jieli, are you used to eating and living in Chang'an? How do the buildings in Chang'an compare with your Turkic tents?"

Jie Li's expression darkened.

"Back to the Supreme Emperor, Chang'an is very good, and the place to live is also very good."

He cupped his hands and whispered,

"It's just that I'm used to living in tents, and I'm really not used to it..."

Even if he lives in the golden palace, he still prefers his own tooth tent.

"Ha - what's this called?"

Li Yuan pointed at Jieli and joked to Li Shimin,

"That's why boars can't eat fine chaff!"

"A barbarian is a barbarian. He doesn't want to live in an attic and eat delicious food, so he likes to sleep in the wild and live in a tent, drinking blood like a hair!"

Jie Li's face was slightly ugly.

These words are naturally an insult to him!
But now as a prisoner, what confidence does he have to turn his face?
Fortunately, before he came, he was already prepared to be humiliated—as long as he could survive, he was better than anything else!
"Father, don't say that either."

Li Shimin shook his head and smiled,
"Everyone has their own habits, and we must respect their eating habits."

"After all, from now on, the Turkic people are the same as the people all over the world. They are all from the Tang Dynasty, and they are all a family! This includes Xieli."

Li Yuan nodded slightly.

"Yes, yes, that's the reason."

He turned to look at Jieli, waved his hands again and again,
"Jieli, what I said just now was a little too much, don't take it to heart."

"Come on, give me a seat!"

Dengdeng.

Two eunuchs moved a bench.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Jie Li hurriedly saluted,

"What you said is actually right. We barbarians are like this. We camp in the wild and drink blood."

"It made the Supreme Emperor laugh."

Li Yuan pouted.

Before coming, he had already thought of eighteen ways to humiliate Xieli, but now seeing the other party put his posture so low, he suddenly felt bored.

People are already like this, if they continue to ridicule and humiliate, they will lose their grace.

Forget it……

"Can't say that either..."

Li Yuan let go of his humiliating thoughts and said with a smile,

"You Turkic people also have great advantages!"

"For example, being good at singing and dancing, we Tang people can't compare with this."

"Hey! It's just in time for today's grand event, Xieli, can you improvise a dance for us in this warm atmosphere to add to the fun?"

Jieli: "..."

There was hesitation in his eyes, but Li Yuan couldn't help but pull him up who had just sat down.

"Come on, come on! Don't be shy!"

Li Yuan said enthusiastically,

"I let you dance for nothing! I will accompany you!"

"I know a lot of musical instruments, such as pipa and qin, I know all of them."

"Let's play a pipa song, and you just dance a Huxuan dance, how about it?"

"Come on! Get the pipa!"

Swish.

The musician on the side hurriedly presented the pipa in his hand.

clang!

Li Yuan's hand stroked the strings of the pipa, making a rush of music.

"It's been a long time since I touched this thing, it's a bit rusty."

He smiled lightly,

"I'll look for my feelings first, Xieli, and you should also look for your feelings."

"Presumably, you haven't danced for many years, right?"

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Xieli had no choice but to stand up and stretch his muscles.

After warming up for a while, his limbs began to be flexible.

Not to mention, although this Xieli is a little fat, but he can be regarded as a flexible fat man, and he became proficient after only two jumps.

"Okay, okay!"

Seeing him twisting his arms and legs, Li Shimin felt itchy, got up and shouted,
"I haven't danced for many years! Today coincides with a grand event, and I will also be active!"

"Father plays the music, I, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, danced with the former Turkic Khan Jieli. It is recorded in the history books, and it is also a beautiful story! Hahaha..."

"Come!"

Deng Deng Deng!
After Li Er finished speaking, he went down the steps and arrived in front of Xieli.

"here we go again……"

Changsun Wugou rolled his eyes behind him and muttered in a low voice.

"Empress, father can still dance?"

Li Lizhi leaned close to Changsun Wugou's ear and asked in a low voice,
"Is he dancing well?"

All the little heads showed curiosity and a bit of anticipation.

It was the first time for them to see their father dancing!
"Um……"

Changsun Wugou pondered for a while, and said,

"The Queen Mother can only be described in three words—"

"Spicy eyes!"

As soon as the voice on this side fell, Li Yuan on the other side had already found the feeling, and swiped down with his finger.

clang!

clang!

clang lang lang lang lang...

The rapid sound of the pipa sounded in the pavilion, and Jieli closed his eyes to the music and danced lightly.

Not to be outdone, Li Shimin twisted his waist to the beat of the music and danced face to face with Xieli.

The two of you twisted your waist and I swayed your legs, and you waved and I shook your head. Xu Fenglei's eyeballs almost popped out.

"wipe……"

He couldn't help complaining,
"Is this called dancing? It's too embarrassing..."

Jieli was a little bit better, he could see that he had some skills, Li Shimin shook his head like a zombie.

"Teacher, have you never seen this scene?"

Changsun Wuji on the side covered his mouth and snickered,
"Your Majesty liked dancing very much in his early years. When he was fighting, he would drink every time he won a battle. Whenever he got drunk, he would start dancing. No one could stop him."

"But for some reason, after so many years, his dancing skills haven't improved much..."

"Hey, God is fair after all, you can't let one person monopolize all unique skills, don't you think so?"

Xu Fenglei nodded approvingly.

Looking at the two people jumping up and down on the field again, he really wanted to say:
Stop it, stop it for me!Don't fight any more!
"Come on, Jieli, let's have a drink!"

Li Shimin shook his head and tail, randomly brought a bottle of wine from the table, and drank it with his neck up, laughing wildly,
"Happy, so happy!"

With the help of alcohol, his dance was even bigger. Standing on the spot, he spun around several times, staggered and stepped back a few steps, and almost fell into Changsun Wuji's arms.

"Ouch, Your Majesty!"

Changsun Wuji hurriedly supported him and said,

"You take it easy, you can't drink any more, or stop dancing!"

"It's too dangerous to jump down again! It almost hit the table!"

He tried hard to persuade, but Li Shimin shook his head nonchalantly.

"What is this? I haven't had enough fun yet!"

He spat,
"You civil servants, you are not bold enough!"

"Such a happy day is rare! You also make me excited and restless!"

"Come, auxiliary machine! With this situation, you write a poem, sing praises, come!"

Grandson Wuji: "￥%...&*#@#"

This time, Changsun Wuji's face showed a look of embarrassment.

write poetry?

He won't!

Just as he was dawdling and hesitating, Li Shimin over there was already impatient.

"hurry up!"

Li Er urged.

"This...Your Majesty, I don't have any literary ideas for a while, and I really can't do it..." Changsun Wuji waved his hand with a constipated look on his face, "You...you just let me go!"

He is a civil servant.

But which rule says that civil servants must be able to compose poems?

If it were normal, he could hold back a song abruptly, and he might be able to hold back a song, but now he is playing improvisation, so he really can't...

"Ah."

Li Shimin frowned, and spat,

"You don't do it, right? On such a happy day, don't you give me this face?"

"That's fine! Come on, if you can't write a poem, you will be punished with three glasses of wine! I will spare you!"

"Choose one yourself!"

Changsun Wuji was forced by the emperor, so he had no choice but to pour wine.

Goof, goof, goof.

After three glasses of wine, Li Shimin let him go.

It's also fortunate that this is made from grapes, and it doesn't have much strength. If it is replaced by Zhuyeqing or something, he will probably fall down!
It's just this grape wine, after three cups, he was a little dizzy...

"Hmph, you're really useless."

Li Er snorted coldly, turned his eyes away, and turned to Xu Fenglei.

"Listen, you can't compose poetry with auxiliary machines, you must be able to."

He looked up and said,

"You come!"

The corner of Xu Fenglei's mouth twitched, and he picked up his wine glass.

"I can't do it either, I'd rather have a drink..."

As he said that, he was about to drink, but was held down by Li Shimin.

"You can't be punished with alcohol!"

The drunk Li Er snorted coldly,
"Drinking is nothing to you, even if you drink thirty cups, it's just for fun."

"If I want to punish you... If you can't write a poem, you can go up and dance, and dance a song for us all!"

This sentence made the eyes of the little brats present shine!

"Yes, yes, I want to watch Master dance!"

"Master, dance! Master, dance!"

"Master must dance better than Father!"

"Yes, for sure!"

"..."

Xu Fenglei: "￥%...&*@!!!"

Under these earnest gazes, he felt an uncomfortable feeling of thorns on his back and goosebumps all over his body.

wipe.

Want me to dance?

That might as well let me die!

Anyway, once the goose-like posture is put on, it is no different from social death...

"...I, I'd better write poetry."

Xu Fenglei got up with difficulty, and said helplessly,
"However, Your Majesty, all my poems are critical. It would be bad if it ruined the atmosphere of the banquet."

Li Shimin shook his head when he heard this.

"It's okay, just criticize!"

He said generously,
"As long as you can do it well, I and everyone will applaud you!"

"Come on! I'm looking forward to it!"

The music continued, Li Yuan was still playing the pipa ecstatically, and Jie Li was still dancing.

They are still immersed in their own world.

The rest of the people all looked at Xu Fenglei, looking forward to his masterpiece.

"Grape wine, luminous glass."

Xu Fenglei held the wine glass in his hand and read the first sentence.

"Ok, Ok."

Li Shimin said with a smile,

"Although the first sentence is unremarkable, it is also realistic."

Xu Fenglei ignored him, and read the second sentence:

"If you want to drink the pipa, hurry up."

Changsun Wuji frowned.

"Good sentence!"

He tasted,

"In just two sentences, the cheerful atmosphere of the banquet was read out."

Then, he looked at Jieli again, and asked with a smile:

"I heard that the pipa outside the Great Wall is played right away, Xieli...is that right?"

"Yes." Jieli gathered his limbs, waved the sweat from his forehead, and replied, "The pipa sounds urgent, and we Turks often play it to race horses, so we Turks have many horse racing songs, all of which are played by pipa. Cheerful."

Li Shimin smiled.

"Auxiliary machine, do you really understand it?" He joked, "You can taste poetry, but you can't write poetry?"

Changsun Wuji scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Your Majesty's words... It's as if I like food, but I can't cook it."

He responded hesitantly,
"Tasting and tasting is okay, but if I really let the minister come, the minister will not be able to."

"Listen carefully and study hard!" Li Er ordered, then turned to look at Xu Fenglei, and said with a smile, "This poem, why does it smell like a battlefield? Listen, you think of fighting in northern Xinjiang Is there a scene?"

Xu Fenglei nodded.

"Yeah, I remembered the day before I left the border, the wine that day."

He said generously,

"On the eve of officially leaving the border of the Tang Dynasty, I drank heavily with the soldiers and got very drunk! That day, I also had a pipa as my companion."

"At that time, I was thinking... If this little life was given to Turk, what should I do? Just thinking about it, I was very melancholy, and kept drinking and drinking."

"In the end, while half asleep and half awake, I suddenly became open-minded and free and easy, and the last two lines of poems came out."

Having said that, Xu Fenglei paused for a while.

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows.

"Oh? What do you say?" he asked.

"Drunken lying on the battlefield, Lord Grim, how many people have fought in ancient times."

Xu Fenglei's words are full of appeal,

"After singing and drinking, you just live with your head on your belt!"

"Since I joined the army, I have made the determination to die!"

"Even if I lie drunk on the battlefield and wrap my body in horse leather, it is my duty, my destiny! There is nothing wrong with it! Since ancient times, few people have returned from wars!"

Li Shimin was slightly taken aback.

After hearing these words, he fell into a brief silence.

The wine seems to have woken up a bit.

"Fortunately, in the end, we successfully won this war. We can drink here without any worries. We don't need to worry about how to live tomorrow, how to fight the enemy, and how to save our lives."

Xu Fenglei picked up his wine glass, grinned, and said,
"That's great! This time, even if you are drunk, you don't have to lie on the battlefield!"

"For this reason, drink a few more glasses!"

Goof, goof, goof.

No one urged him, he drank three cups on his own, and his whole body relaxed.

But the entire Lingyan Pavilion was extremely quiet at the moment.

Several generals participating in the battle all looked at Xu Fenglei at this moment, with some inexplicable emotions in their eyes.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
"Okay, okay..."

Li Shimin was silent for a long time, then suddenly raised his palm, and said with emotion while clapping,

"Nice poem!"

"What a poem!"