I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 416 Li Shimin bestows the Son of Heaven Sword, beheaded first and played later, imperial power license!Great, right?Get cigarettes instead!

"I said take it."

Li Shimin patted the hilt of his sword and hummed softly,

"You have made great contributions in northern Xinjiang. Although you have been given the name of immortality, I still feel a little uneasy."

"Zhen, it's just too generous, and I miss the kindness of the hero too much."

"This Tianzi sword, I will give it to you! It will be renamed Shangfang Zhanmajian from now on. This sword is the same as the Tianzi sword, and it also has the privilege of cutting first and playing later!"

Xu Fenglei: "?!"

Shang Fang's sword? !
Why is Li Er so crazy, that such a supreme privilege can be distributed at will?
This is not in a drama!
"Your Majesty, please withdraw your order, I dare not accept it."

Xu Fenglei hurriedly put down his chopsticks, got up and prayed,
"Whether it is the Tianzi Sword or the Shangfang Sword, they both represent the emperor's supreme power, how can they be divided?"

"Besides, it's useless for me to hold this sword! It's impossible for me to kill a minister just because I'm unhappy, even if there is a deep hatred. All my actions should follow the duty of a minister, and I dare not exceed my authority. "

"Bring it to you!"

After puffing out a puff of smoke, his whole body relaxed, only feeling that he was flying through the clouds.

"Dizzy..."

Xu Fenglei: "?"

"I just feel that my head is very comfortable and relaxed. I have rarely felt so relaxed."

Facing the emperor's reprimand, Xu Fenglei was calm.

Changsun Wugou's expression froze slightly, and he looked at Li Shimin nervously.

"It's interesting, let's try again..."

"You! Heresy!"

"You follow the duty of a courtier, which is naturally good."

"But once infected with it, it is very difficult to get rid of it, and it is also very harmful to the body, especially the liver and lungs. If Sun Simiao finds out, he will probably spray me bloody."

Chi slip, Chi slip.

That's weird, let's take another sip.

"Is there still royal law? Is there still military law?"

He began to doubt himself.

"This is not a reason, this is not an excuse!"

Therefore, at this moment, there is no reason to ask the teacher to ask the crime again.

Li Shimin held the cigarette between his arms, saw it emitting wisps of smoke, and carefully put it to his mouth.

"When you smoke for the first time, you must take it slowly, because the tobacco is very pungent and irritating, and your airway and lungs have to get used to it."

"But...don't care about him!"

After all, this is the army of the feudal era, Xu Fenglei thought he had done well.

He stubbed out his cigarette.

Xu Fenglei raised his head slightly.

The thin strip was lit on the torch, and a puff of smoke rose.

There was smoke in the room, and the empress and empress just watched Xu Fenglei's series of operations in a daze, and then...

"Life is too short to have fun."

"Come on, let me light a fire for you."

"You're fine now, why are you smoking this? I'm under a lot of pressure! I don't know how many things I have to deal with. It's more useful to me than to you. Do you understand? You, a courtier, are not caring at all."

"The loss of [-]% is considered acceptable by the minister."

"Just like that?"

Xu Fenglei ignored him, narrowed his eyes slightly, and took another breath.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! There's a fire, isn't it?"

Whoa!
He took out another fire pocket from his pocket, and blowing lightly, the fire was lit up.

Li Shimin: "..."

Xu Fenglei hurriedly got up to apologize, then turned around and said,

"Not much?"

"If anyone thinks that I can't do it, then he can do it himself. As long as he can confiscate [-]% of the loot, then I can immediately retire and return home!"

Li Er scolded,

"You kid, it's cheap and you're a good boy!"

"Just such a incident, I can punish you! Lack of strict military governance and connivance of corruption, this is to exaggerate, it is to cut your title!"

As the smoking action became more and more proficient, Li Shimin was no longer satisfied with taking small mouthfuls, and began to smoke in big mouthfuls.

"whispering sound."

The attendant was taken aback for a moment, and only now did he see the cigarette between Xu Fenglei's fingers.

Li Shimin exhaled a circle of smoke, and he glanced at Xu Fenglei, narrowing his eyes comfortably.

"It only shows your merit, it's already favoritism!"

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Xu Fenglei picked up the spoon, scooped two spoonfuls of fish soup for himself, and swallowed it slowly.

"I haven't asked you about your crime yet! With so many spoils gained in the two battles of Dingxiang and Tieshan, why is it that less than [-]% of them were sent to the treasury?"

As soon as he pulled it away with a swish, displeasure appeared on his face.

Is it really the wrong way to open it?

"I got it from northern Xinjiang."

The admonisher, Yushi, had never led a soldier and didn't know the situation in the army, but he, the emperor who was shot on horseback, knew everything.

"What did I ask you!"

he asked,

"Are you lying to a ghost? I just saw such a box!"

"How to do it how to do it?"

laugh.

Li Shimin frowned.

He laughed out loud, with a pleasant expression on his face.

The puffs of smoke sprayed into his lungs made his brain buzz like never before!
"what……"

"The minister goes outside to smoke."

With a cold snort, he directly took out his pocket, and muttered while grabbing it back,

Xu Fenglei showed a hint of mockery, but stopped short, and then said seriously,
"Your Majesty, in fact, my military discipline is already very strict. In the beginning, I strictly dealt with those who had dirty hands and feet according to the military order. Because of this, the wind of greed did not prevail in the army."

"Here."

"Your Majesty, how can you not be greedy in this march? When you were fighting, were the hands and feet of the soldiers under your hands so clean?"

"Where did the remaining [-]% ​​go?"

This feeling of clear brain and smooth thinking... is very refreshing!
"This is the effect of nicotine in the tobacco leaves."

"Go! What's on fire, it's just burning grass."

After hesitating for a moment, under Xu Fenglei's gaze, he took a sip.

"You still have the face to say?"

Li Er took another sip.

Xu Fenglei also smiled.

"I also won many battles, but my subordinates don't have such stinking problems!"

This kid, with such a foolish attitude, I really want to make him angry and condemn him!

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but tie the sword on Xu Fenglei's body again and let him carry it on his back.

Changsun Wugou covered his nose and frowned,
"This thing smells so choking, what could it be?"

One more bite.

"In my army back then, if anyone dared to embezzle, he would be executed! Those who escaped from the gate will be beheaded directly!"

Swish.

Li Shimin thought for a while, then said,

he murmured,

Hearing this, Li Shimin became curious immediately, and came up to take a few more sniffs.

Li Shimin said a little annoyed,
"Do you know that there are already admonishers joining you, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will punish you!"

Xu Fenglei laughed,
"We men are always under a lot of pressure. It's good to have this thing to relieve it."

Because the spoils he charged to the treasury back then were very little, not even [-]%, and most of them were swallowed by himself.

He skillfully exhaled a puff of cigarette, looked at the half-burned cigarette in his hand, and commented,
"This is a good thing. I approve it. It is indeed a treasure."

Li Shimin stared.

Xu Fenglei took one last puff and said,
"It relaxes the mind, relieves pain, and makes Evans feel like a diabetes insipidus."

But this time, when the wisp of smoke rushed into his lungs along with the inhalation, Li Er finally felt a little taste.

In his eyes, how could this be Shang Fang's sword?
This is simply a hot potato, the catalyst of desire!
Just like Daming's Iron Book of Alchemy, it sounds awesome, but in the end, there are very few ministers who have Iron Book of Alchemy, and there are very few who can really die well...

Li Shimin frowned upon hearing this.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

As soon as he lifted his foot, Li Shimin grabbed his sleeve.

"What are you smoking?"

With a click, the cigarette case was in Li Shimin's hands.

"When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people observe it, there will be no disciples, especially in the military camp. It is the same principle."

"One, two, three, four... that's all? You sent the beggar!"

Li Shimin: "...Stop nagging!"

"But after all, the army is made up of living people. As long as they are people, they must have desires. Some rules are difficult to completely abide by. It doesn't matter who they are."

Otherwise, how can there be so much money to run power?
But he can't say this... If he says it, he won't be able to hold his old face anymore, and he will be severely defeated by Xu Fenglei.

Xu Fenglei said with a smile.

"Ahem... this is the wonderful product you said? You are lying to ghosts!"

"My servant is wrong, my servant is wrong... I will leave now, my servant."

He also knew that what Xu Fenglei said was good.

"What do you feel?"

Li Shimin rolled his eyes.

After spitting out the second mouthful, he said leisurely,

"It's all spoils of war, every hair of a cow will be confiscated, how can it be divided privately?"

"Sixty percent? Fifty percent? Forty percent and thirty percent? No way, no way, not even thirty percent?"

Even more stunned.

"Then may I ask His Majesty's army, how much of the loot goes to the treasury?"

What's more, he himself is not greedy for a penny!
"You still understand you..."

He sulked,

He backed away in a hurry, and there were only two men left in the yard.

Li Shimin glanced away.

"This... how can there be such a force, don't let it go."

Erfeng, are you serious?

"The more this is the case, the more assured I will give you this Shangfang Sword, because you have always been the most measured."

Xu Fenglei shaved his teeth and said slowly,

"He risked his life to fight, doing the business of licking blood on the edge of the knife, and in the end, he couldn't let go of his strings after winning the battle. Then why did you work as a soldier? Can you marry a wife with just a few bucks from the military salary?"

"What you can say is a good thing must not be an ordinary thing."

Li Shimin nodded approvingly.

Li Shimin patted Xu Fenglei's shoulder and said in a deep voice,

"Also, I have given you the Sword of Heaven, so why don't you reciprocate it? This smoke will be your tribute!"

Seeing Li Shimin, the servant hurriedly said,
"The servants are here to fetch water, where is the fire... Cough, what a smell of smoke!"

Xu Fenglei didn't respond in the slightest to Li Er's chattering. He just took a sip and let it out slowly, showing a look of enjoyment.

"I know how to reply to those piled up difficult papers! I have an idea! Hahaha..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it has affected the empress."

He took out another one from the box and handed it to Li Shimin, saying,
"Let's go, Your Majesty, let's go out and smoke, so as not to disturb the empress."

"I was still dizzy when I smoked just now, but now I'm getting more and more sober, and I even got a lot of unusual thoughts!"

"Yeah, there is such a thing that soothes the spirit, and it can also add a little more fun to the tasteless life."

Whoa!
The fire book was lit again, and Xu Fenglei skillfully lit a cigarette for Li Shimin.

"Listen, let me try?"

What are you pulling? !
Just as he was bored, suddenly, Xu Fenglei took out a small box from his pocket.

"Hey, this end is smoked. There should have been a filter, so the experience would be better, but I haven't found the right material yet."

The smoke floated over, and it made Changsun Wugou feel uncomfortable all at once.

he rebuked,
"Go back."

Li Shimin still stared, but his voice was much lower.

he asked, tilting his head.

"What does it smell like? It's bitter and choking!"

The two walked out the door one after the other, just in time to see the servant running up rashly, holding a basin of water in his hand.

"good stuff?"

"...I can't tell."

Li Eryi grinned and said,

The heat flowed down his stomach, causing him to squint his eyes and burp comfortably.

"A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god."

Xu Fenglei: "..."

"Get out, don't burn grass here, it makes me feel sick...cough cough..."

"Listen..."

But the more Xu Fenglei looked like this, the more angry he was, and he wanted to pick a fault and clean up this brat who needed to be beaten.

"call--"

This question made Li Er's expression a little ugly.

Xu Fenglei said with a half-smile,
"Shouldn't it reach [-]%? Not even [-]%."

he replied.

Xu Fenglei pointed to the cigarette butt and said,
"You light the other end, and then suck from this end."

"call--"

Li Shimin: "?"

Li Er waved to Xu Fenglei.

Take a sip, take another sip, and take another sip.

Xu Fenglei put his mouth on the other side, took a deep breath, and narrowed his eyes comfortably.

"Your Majesty, this is a wonderful product. It is a good thing that a man will never get rid of if he is infected with it."

In the small box, there is a thin strip wrapped in paper.

"Go ahead! You don't need to put it up, it can glorify your lintel, maybe one day in the future, when something urgent happens in the Tang Dynasty, it can play an unexpected role in your hands."

Li Shimin didn't want to talk to him at first, but seeing the boy's cool look, he couldn't help asking,

"Are you robbing?" He clutched his pocket tightly and said with a vigilant expression, "No, that's all."

He swore that he had never kissed a girl so tenderly before.

"Returning to Your Majesty, it is naturally divided by the soldiers."

He said helplessly.

"It's still uncomfortable, how can this be comfortable..."

"Hand over everything."

"This smoke...cough, why is it a bit choking?"

As soon as the valet ran away, Li Er immediately let go of his arrogance. This appearance, he looked like a bad student who had just learned to smoke, his eyes were full of eagerness to try.

A few words of scolding are enough, it's not so good to praise first and then derogate...

By the third mouthful, Li Shimin was already careful and careful, and sucked on the cigarette butt with extremely gentle movements.

"Come."

Li Er spat,

"Get me some more, I love smoking!"

"Did you hear?"

　Warm reminder: Smoking is harmful to health. Try not to smoke if you can. If you can learn it, it is best not to learn it in this life. The description here is just for the plot, and the author himself does not smoke.

　　
　
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