I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 449: The Great Makeup Technique of Evil Magic!Li Shimin was startled—is he really seriously ill? !

Sun Simiao's eyes burst into light!
"it is good!"

He also got up and said energetically,

"The old man will wait for you for a year!"

"Tell you, the old man will do him another 30 years! At that time, there will be tens of millions of doctors and doctors, and all the sick people in the world will be happy!"

Xu Fenglei grinned.

"Then you will be made a god after you die."

He is an old man in his 70s, and he still refuses to accept his old age. After another 30 years, he will still be working on the two sacred careers of medical care and education.

This must not be extolled forever?Properly canonize the gods and call them holy!
The two were chatting when they suddenly heard the sound of hurried footsteps.

"Sir, sir!"

The purple maid ran into the back garden in a panic, and said,

"Someone is knocking on the door!"

Xu Fenglei frowned.

"Who is coming to visit again? Didn't I tell you?"

He waved his hand,

"See you, see you, I'm sick in bed now, I can't even get off the ground, I can't see guests at all."

"Call him back, no one will come."

When Sun Simiao heard this, his expression became a little strange.

"Which song are you singing?"

"Talking nonsense with your eyes open..."

He was standing here alone, talking and laughing happily with him, how could he look sick at all?
"Hey, something happened to the court. I offended the emperor. I'm going to avoid the limelight for the past two days."

Xu Fenglei said hesitantly,

"If you want to hang around in the court, you must have basic skills to speak nonsense with your eyes open."

"You, it's so rare."

Sun Simiao: "..."

"The old man still likes to be more honest. Sure enough, the filthy officialdom is not suitable for the old man."

He spat unceremoniously.

In the past, whether it was Yang Jian of the Sui Dynasty, Li Yuan of the Tang Emperor, or Li Shimin of the current dynasty, they all extended an olive branch to him and wanted to recruit him as an official in the court, but he rejected them all.

Now it seems that this choice is undoubtedly correct.

If he really entered the big dye vat, wouldn't he, who has been an innocent person all his life, be tarnished?
"Extremely extreme, you are suitable for saving lives, doing academic work, and not causing any stains."

Xu Fenglei laughed,
"But someone has to break into this filthy place, right? Otherwise, who will lead? Who will create?"

"Like that lotus flower, it emerges from the mud without being stained, and it is clean without being demonic, that is the true state! Just like me, do you understand?"

Sun Simiao got goosebumps all over his body.

"The old man has traveled thousands of miles and seen beautiful people, but there are not many people who can boast like you, really not many."

he spat.

The two were chattering, but saw the purple maid hurriedly interjected:

"Sir, sir! Listen to the servant first!"

"The person who knocked on the door seemed different this time. He had...a high-pitched voice, and the concierge also said...he looked through a crack in the wall, and there was quite a battle outside."

"It seems...it seems that His Majesty came in person."

Xu Fenglei: "?!"

The smile on his face froze instantly.

Sun Simiao was also surprised.

"The emperor came to the door in person?"

He continued,
"Listen, you are miserable now! I tell you to pretend, let's see how you can keep pretending!"

There was a bit of gloating in the words.

Xu Fenglei: "!!!"

"Fuck! The emperor is full, why did he come to my house!"

Ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart, hurriedly said,
"Old grandson, hurry up, stop talking sarcastic!"

"You have to help me. The emperor is willing to believe your words. You will say that I am sick later, and the illness is really serious!"

"No." Sun Simiao flatly refused.

"If you are really a little sick, it's okay for the old man to exaggerate to you, but if you are not sick, I force the old man to say that you are sick..."

He raised his hand and said righteously,
"Sorry, can't do it."

"The old man won't open his eyes and talk nonsense, and it will be easier to get through when the time comes."

"You, you'd better seek your own blessings!"

"Farewell, farewell!"

After all, Sun Simiao ran away directly, Xu Fenglei was stunned, and he almost walked a hundred steps away.

Xu Fenglei: "@#￥%...&#￥!!!"

This special meow is really as fast as a rare old man can have? !

"Quick, quick, Xiao Zi!"

Not caring about complaining about Sun Simiao right now, Xu Fenglei hastily ordered,

"Get me a towel and hot water!"

"Get me some more charcoal, I've got to put some makeup on this face!"

The reflection of his own face in the lake... that is called a full of energy!
To deceive Li Er with this appearance is to treat him as a fool!Absolutely no way!

For the current plan, the only way to save the situation is to resort to one of the four major magic arts in East Asia—the big make-up technique...

"Yes!"

After all, the purple maidservant was a well-trained maidservant, so she left immediately.

"Ugh!"

Xu Fenglei scratched his hair, looking troubled,
"It's going to be another hard fight..."

……

Xu Guogong's mansion, outside the door.

The eunuch yelled the message three times in a row, but there was no response, and sweat was already breaking out on his forehead.

On the dragon chariot behind him, a figure jumped down.

"Why, is there no movement inside?"

Li Shimin stood with his hands behind his back, looked up at the plaque on Xu Guogong's mansion, and said calmly.

"This... Maybe it's too soft to shout."

The personal servant responded cautiously, then stepped forward quickly, and slapped the eunuch who sent the message on the face.

"You didn't eat!"

He angrily said,
"Shout louder! Say His Majesty is here!"

"Ouch!" The eunuch was slapped, but he could only nod and bow, and said obediently, "Yes yes yes..."

"Hurry up! Shout again!" the valet ordered loudly.

The eunuch who sent the message took a deep breath, exhausted all his breastfeeding energy, and shouted:
"His Majesty is here!"

"Open the door quickly!!!"

Coo coo, coo coo!

With a sound, the birds on the tree jumped out in shock, circling in mid-air.

And at this moment, the gate of Xu Guogong's mansion finally opened slowly——

Crunch - ku ku ku kuang.

The concierge pushed open the mansion door with difficulty, and when he saw the emperor in imperial robes outside, his legs softened and he knelt on the ground.

"See... See Your Majesty!"

He stammered and shouted, knelt down and saluted.

"Xu Guogong is sick in bed. I have heard about it, but I haven't heard that the porter of the mansion is also sick in bed. Can't you open the door?"

Li Shimin looked down at him, and said neither salty nor bland,

"Are you sick too? Or is it that your house is infected with the plague and everyone is sick?"

The concierge trembled when he heard this!
Snapped!Snapped!
"Slaves deserve to die! Slaves deserve to die!"

He slapped his two big mouths in a numb manner, and said with a face full of remorse,
"In the past few days, the master has been sick, and the door is cold, and the servants are sleeping in it secretly. Who would have thought that His Majesty would come to the door in person..."

"Slaves deserve to die! Your Majesty please punish me!"

Li Shimin glanced at him and stepped into the mansion.

"What are you that dare His Majesty bother to punish you?"

The nearby eunuch spat,

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes..." The porter quickly knelt aside, greeted everyone brought by the emperor, and entered the mansion.

The sound of footsteps gradually faded away, and a puff of smoke flew in the air.

"Ouch!"

The porter sat down on the threshold, his face full of fear and sweat profusely.

……

Li Shimin walks like a tiger, walking towards the front hall, only to see a white-haired old man flashing out from the side path.

"Ok?"

He frowned and shouted,

"Sun Zhenzhen? Why are you in his house?"

Sun Simiao covered his face.

He originally wanted to avoid it by taking the path, and staggered with Li Shimin, but in the end he bumped into each other.

There was no other way but to go forward and salute.

"See Your Majesty."

"Please get up, please get up." Li Shimin hurriedly stepped forward to help, and asked with a smile, "You are back from traveling around the world? This time you will stay in Chang'an for a while, right?"

Sun Simiao nodded.

"Yes, I will stay in Chang'an for a while to avoid the heat."

he replied,
"After autumn, I will go out to practice medicine again."

Li Shimin couldn't help laughing.

"It is not necessary to go out of Chang'an to practice medicine. If nothing else, there are many people in my palace who are sick."

he said,

"If you want to be cured, I can guarantee that the people who come to see you every day can line up from the palace to the suburbs every day!"

Naturally, Li Er wanted to keep a great doctor like Sun Simiao by his side, so that if something unexpected happened, he could get the best medical treatment.

However, Sun Simiao shook his head.

"No, Chang'an is a rich place with outstanding people and there are already many famous doctors, not to mention there are so many imperial physicians on call at any time in Your Majesty's palace, it is very convenient to get medical treatment."

he said,

"However, in this world, many people living in the mountains and wilds get sick, but it is difficult to find a doctor. Some even have no doctor for hundreds of miles, so they can only beg to a witch. A small disease can kill people in the end. life."

"Your Majesty, if you have seen them, you will definitely feel compassion, and you will definitely not dare to sit peacefully in Chang'an City and enjoy the splendor like this old man."

Li Shimin was stunned.

"The great doctor is sincere!"

He couldn't help clapping his hands in praise,

"You really deserve the four characters of wonderful hands and benevolence. I admire you so much!"

The attendants who came with Li Shimin are also respectful at this moment.

As long as there is still a conscience, he will definitely admire Sun Simiao's character!In awe of his spirit!

"Your Majesty is wrong."

Sun Simiao cupped his hands and said,

"Farewell, old man, farewell..."

After all, he slipped away again.

"Eh."

Li Shimin turned around and stopped him, and asked,

"Realist Sun came here today, could it be that Xu Fenglei... is really sick?"

"Really?"

Originally, he didn't believe it at all, thinking that Xu Fenglei was pretending to be sick.

But the existence of Sun Simiao made Li Er's steadfast heart slightly shaken.

"Uh……"

Sun Simiao helped his forehead, not daring to look directly into Li Shimin's eyes, and said sideways,
"Don't...don't have to have it, don't have to have it..."

"Farewell, farewell..."

After all, he left quickly without waiting for Li Shimin's response.

"Is it necessary?"

Li Shimin was taken aback, and asked Fang Xuanling who was following him,

"What does it mean?"

"False means... maybe there is?" Fang Xuanling guessed, "It's strange, Mr. Sun...he didn't say anything clearly."

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.

Maybe?
What kind of answer is that?Is it sick or not?Why don't you put it here?
"I don't think you need to worry about it. Your Majesty just needs to go to the wing room and see."

Fang Xuanling said again.

"Correct."

Li Shimin flicked his sleeves and strode forward!
……

Inside the room.

Xu Fenglei smeared a thin layer of charcoal powder on his face, turning his face into a dark gray.

At the same time, the most toner material is used on the eyes and lips, turning them into dark black.

"Xiao Zi, ahem... go get my spittoon."

Xu Fenglei lay on the bed and ordered in a weak voice.

"Yes."

The purple maid pursed her lips and smiled, and brought the spittoon.

"Ho—tui!"

A mouthful of phlegm spewed out from the throat and fell into the spittoon with precision.

"Sir, you look so much alike,"

The purple maid gently wiped the corners of Xu Fenglei's mouth with a handkerchief, and said with a smile,
"Even I almost believe it!"

Xu Fenglei rolled his eyes.

"It's just pediatrics! If it's not urgent, I can make it more like that!"

he said,

"Now this complexion is too rough. If you really want to turn it into a serious illness, you have to apply wax! A dark yellow face and brown bags under the eyes, that's lifelike!"

"Come on, give the cotton towel to the master and I will put it on..."

Snapped.

A cold cotton towel was placed on his forehead.

"Sir, the maidservant is leaving first, otherwise the maidservant will definitely be thrown out later."

Zi Mai suppressed a smile, bowed, turned and left.

She was too afraid that if she couldn't help but laugh in front of the emperor later, it would ruin the husband's business.

"Go."

Xu Fenglei closed his eyes and waved his hand feebly.

The name of a book flashed through his mind - "The Actor's Self-cultivation".

At this moment, he has already entered the play!
"Squeak" sounded.

The purple maid had only left for a while before the door was opened again.

"And...cough cough, what's the matter?"

Xu Fenglei closed his eyes, his voice was like a mosquito.

"Hiss—this?"

Fang Xuanling looked at Xu Fenglei lying on the bed, and said in surprise,
"His Majesty?"

Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly and pursed his lips.

Fang Xuanling stepped forward quickly, walked to Xu Fenglei's couch and shouted:
"Grand Master, Grand Master..."

"Your Majesty is here to see you! You..."

Da da.

At this moment, Li Shimin had already walked forward in three steps at a time. When he saw Xu Fenglei's disheveled face, he couldn't help being shocked!
This appearance... is it really a serious illness? !

"Ah? Majesty... Your Majesty?"

Xu Fenglei opened his eyes with difficulty, and when he saw the two people beside him, he immediately struggled.

"Hiss-uh!"

He struggled to get up, but in the end it seemed that he didn't even have the strength to get up. After struggling twice, he let out a muffled groan, and lay down straight again.

"Your Majesty... the minister is sick and unable to get up, please... forgive me, cough, cough, cough..."

Xu Fenglei weakly cupped his hands towards Li Shimin, and before he could say a word, he coughed violently.

"Ho-ho-"

"tui!"

A mouthful of old phlegm spewed out from his mouth and sprayed on the edge of the spittoon.

I can't even spit out my phlegm...

"Okay, okay, Grand Master, you should lie down first, lie down first..."

Fang Xuanling said in a hurry,
"Your health is important, His Majesty is here to visit you, there is no need for so many etiquette..."

He turned to look at Li Shimin.

Although Li Shimin was a little suspicious, he still nodded.

"Yes, Xu Aiqing doesn't need to be polite, just lie down like this."

He observed Xu Fenglei, saw that his lips were black, and his whole face was surrounded by black air, so he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

No, no, no?

Isn't this kid just pretending, is he really seriously ill? !

This...how could it be?He was alive and kicking two days ago, how could he be so coincidental? !
(End of this chapter)