I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

The eldest grandson Wugou couldn't help laughing when he heard the words.

"Hehe... Where do you have a beautiful beard? There are only a few in total."

She joked, and went up to the front to elaborate,
"Come on, let me see."

"Don't! It's just because there aren't many of them, which means the beard is more precious!" Li Shimin protected his beard and said angrily, "You still make fun of me... Go away, go away, I need to find a mask to wear!"

"obedient!"

The eldest grandson Wugou stepped forward, involuntarily opened Li Shimin's hand, and hummed,
"Let me see! I won't despise making fun of you..."

Li Er was pulled away by her, so in desperation, he had no choice but to let go.

Seeing her husband's uneven and messy short beard, Changsun Wugou couldn't hold back his laughter for an instant.

"Pfft! Hahaha..."

Li Shimin's expression twisted: "!!!"

Say good not to make fun of!
"Who cut it for you? Did you make it yourself? It's like a dog gnaws."

Changsun Wugou covered his mouth and said,
"Long beards have the beauty of long beards, and short beards have the beauty of short beards, but beards of different lengths must be ugly!"

"Come on, I'll fix it for you, short-bearded men are also heroic!"

After all, she casually fetched a pair of small scissors from the dressing table, and fetched a basin of clean water.

"I didn't think so much at that time. He said that as long as he obeyed my dragon beard, he would be cured immediately. It's all about this. How can I disobey his wishes?"

Li Shimin let his eldest grandson Wugou wet his beard, rolled his eyes and said,
"Now that I think about it, this kid deliberately deceived me!"

"Hmph... this place, I must get it back!"

Click click click!Click click click!
The eldest grandson Wugou listened to Li Er's complaints, and carefully trimmed his beard.

The disobedient beard has gradually become smooth and smooth under her care.

"Come on, get me a mirror!"

Li Shimin shouted.

The maidservant quickly brought a bronze mirror and handed it to him.

"Tsk tsk..."

Li Er shook the bronze mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and praised,

"Guanyin maidservant, your beard trimming technique is very good! This will look better immediately!"

"You're right. Short beards look better than short beards. With this repair, I seem to be ten years younger!"

Changsun Wugou pinched his face with a slap.

"do not move!"

she reprimanded,
"It's not finished yet! Why are you twisting and turning?"

Li Shimin immediately put away his smug attitude, and accepted the repair honestly.

Crack clap!

Swish swish.

After intensive grooming, the beard is already neat and brand new!At the same time, Changsun Wugou also gave Li Erxiu a face-to-face by the way.

"That's great, maidservant Guanyin, your skills are really good, those maids who specialize in trimming beards and hair are not as good as you, hahahaha..."

Li Shimin stroked his beard left and right, and said hesitantly,
"Nice to have you."

Changsun Wugou put down the scissors and straightened up, humming softly:
"That's natural. How can they understand you better than me? I can only be sure of your smug temperament."

"In the future, I should pay more attention to myself, don't be a rough guy, you can't even trim your beard..."

Li Shimin laughed loudly, wrapped his arms around his wife's waist, and said:

"If you don't pay attention, I won't pay attention! I have you, so I don't have to worry about anything!"

He was about to sway twice, but his eldest grandson Wugou broke away from his embrace.

"It's almost done, we're both old couples, what are we doing..."

She straightened her sleeves, and suddenly said seriously,

"By the way, I have something to tell you, take a look at this..."

After finishing the words, Changsun Wugou took a box from the table beside him.

pat.

When the box was opened, Li Shimin looked inside curiously, his face froze immediately.

In that box was a villain with a few needles...

"Where did you find this thing?"

Li Er took out the villain from the box, said calmly,

"A certain concubine?"

For a while, he had already thought of many bad things, and his anger began to soar upwards.

Witchcraft thing!

He was very clear about the scourge of witchcraft in the reign of Emperor Wu of the Western Han Dynasty!It was a catastrophe that caused tens of thousands of heads to fall, and even the prince died because of this catastrophe!

Since then, the emperors of all dynasties have been extremely afraid of the word "Witch Gu". Once they find someone making witch Gu, they must be killed!

Li Shimin never expected that this thing... would appear in his Zhenguan Dynasty!

Who is this villain stabbing?
Is it yourself?Or the frail queen?
"No, I found this at Lizhi's today."

The eldest grandson Wugou looked worried and said,
"She put the villain on the bed so majesticly, I saw it at a glance."

Li Shimin: "?!"

"Li Zhi?"

he exclaimed,

"How is it possible? How could my well-behaved and beautiful girl do such absurd things?"

"Who is she going to curse? Who provoked her?!"

Hearing that the owner of this "villain" was Li Lizhi, Li Shimin's anger subsided a little.

Fortunately, it wasn't a certain concubine who made this villain because he was jealous of the queen. In that case...he would really kill him!

But although the anger was reduced, the shock was even heavier.

Lizhi...why?

"I don't know, everything is unknown."

Changsun Wugou shook his head and said in a deep voice,

"But how could she understand this at such a young age? Someone must have taught her..."

Li Shimin's expression turned cold.

"Yes, what can Li Zhi know? It must be taught by her servants in the palace!"

He sulked,

"Come on!"

"According to my order, all the maids and eunuchs in Princess Changle's palace will be arrested and imprisoned, and they will be interrogated one by one!"

"We must find the thief who taught her that witchcraft and nightmares are better than evil arts, and I will tear him apart!"

Swish.

"Follow the order!" Several guards took the order and left.

"That Lizhi...how should I deal with it?"

Changsun Wugou said worriedly,

"She must have been led to spoil her, but you said...who on earth does she hate, that she vents her hatred in this way?"

"This child... I didn't notice it at all."

In her mind, Li Lizhi has always been that lively and lovely little girl, even if someone offends her, with her princess temper, she will definitely retaliate on the spot and take revenge.

It's okay if the child is a little more delicate, every mother will be lenient.

But if it's vicious and vicious...then no one can accept it!
"There must be something in it that we don't know."

Li Shimin said with a sullen face,
"Let's start with her maid. As for her... we still need to focus on communication and guidance. After all, the essence of my beauty is definitely not bad. It should just be deceived and misled."

"Let's do this! Let him figure it out when he recovers in the past two days! If you want to correct him, he is the master and the one who should correct the apprentice!"

From here, we can see Li Er's eccentricity.

If Li Chengqian had done such a thing, he would have gone to the East Palace to kill him with a knife!But because it is Li Lizhi, he will feel——

How could my gentle, lovely and beautiful little princess do such a thing?It must have been corrupted by someone, someone must have caused trouble!

Ok!definitely is!

For my precious daughter, I have to communicate and guide...

"Alright, let Ting Ming ask her clearly. If there is something wrong with her, Ting Ming can teach her a lesson."

Grandson Wugou sighed softly,
"If you want me to punish and beat her, if this girl starts to cry, I really can't help it."

The two couples looked at each other, both worried and helpless.

These two are like a pair of daughter slaves!

……

The next day.

Tai Chi Palace, Imperial Study Room.

Li Shimin flipped through the memorial with a focused expression.

"His Majesty."

The eunuch outside poked his head in and reported,

"Xu Guogong asks to see you."

pat.

As soon as the memorial fell, Li Shimin raised his head suddenly.

"Is this kid here so soon? Is he recovering quickly?"

He beckoned and said,

"Call him in!"

A moment later, a thin figure entered the imperial study room.

"Hiss...Your Majesty, your imperial study is cool!"

Xu Fenglei entered the house, looked around like a monkey, and said in amazement,

"Is there any ice cubes?"

Li Shimin: "...you come here."

"See Your Majesty."

Xu Fenglei hurried forward to salute.

boom!
Li Shimin slapped Xu Fenglei on the head.

"Ouch! What are you doing..."

Xu Fenglei cried out in pain and almost jumped up.

"It's nothing, just looking at your round head, my hand is itchy, so I want to pat it."

Li Shimin snorted softly, examined Xu Fenglei, and said,
"Why, he recovered from the illness so quickly? Yesterday he looked like he was about to die, but today he looks radiant?"

At this moment, Xu Fenglei's face is ruddy and shiny, and his eyes are as bright as lightning.

This lively appearance made Li Shimin even more sure——

This guy was pretending to be a grandson yesterday!
"Back to Your Majesty, of course it is because of the help of His Majesty's dragon beard! Only then can I recover quickly!"

Xu Fenglei said gratefully,

"The minister took His Majesty's dragon beard and didn't fall asleep the whole night yesterday, and he is still incomparably energetic! There is nowhere to release the endless energy in his body!"

"My lord, thank you for your grace!"

After that, he made a long bow.

Li Shimin had goosebumps again.

"Stop farting your motherfucker!"

He spat,
"It really has such a powerful effect, why don't I just eat a pinch of my own beard every day! Don't I need to sleep?"

Xu Fenglei smiled.

"Maybe...Your Majesty can try, maybe he can give birth to ten or eight princes and princesses."

Li Shimin kicked it up with a big flying kick.

"roll!"

He laughed and scolded,

"If it's not useful to keep you now, I really want to kick you to death!"

"Be flat!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Xu Fenglei got up immediately.

"I said yesterday that I have something to arrange for you."

Li Shimin snorted,
"Since you have been absent from duty for a long time, and you have nothing to do in the court, I decided to assign you a job."

"Honglu Temple has been a bit busy recently, and the envoys from Dongying are coming to Tang Dynasty to have an audience, so you can temporarily act as the prime minister of Honglu Temple and go to receive them."

Xu Fenglei was taken aback.

"Emissary from Japan?" he repeated.

"Yes, Dongying people, do you know where Dongying is?"

Li Shimin shook the ink pen in his hand and asked casually.

"Of course I know, Xiaori...you're living a good life in Dongpu."

Xu Fenglei replied,
"Just to the east of Silla and Baekje, it's just a barren island country. I prefer to call it Wa country."

Li Shimin couldn't help being a little surprised when he heard this.

"Yes, yes, it's called Wa Kingdom, but they call themselves Dongying, so I just call it that."

he said,

"You still know a lot."

Xu Fenglei pouted.

"Of course I know. I also know that Japanese people are ungrateful and ungrateful."

He disdainfully said,

"People like them must not give good looks, let alone show favor."

In later generations, it is the factory setting of every Chinese to regard the Japanese as enemies.

A good young man like Xu Fenglei naturally despises the Japanese even more.

"is it?"

Suddenly, Li Shimin said,
"I don't know much about it, that's just right, since you know the Wa Kingdom, go to negotiate."

"The diplomacy between the two countries should not be sloppy, you should not screw it up, and you must not bully others, do you hear me?"

"Observe the order and obey the order." Xu Fenglei nodded again and again, clasping his hands in agreement.

The promise was such a promise, but he didn't take it seriously in his heart.

Don't bully others?
For others, yes.

For the Japanese, no!
If it fell into his hands, it must be repaired and repaired!
Seeing that Xu Fenglei agreed so readily, Li Shimin was a little surprised.

"Listen, do you know the rank of Honglu Temple's prime minister?"

He couldn't help asking,

"That's just from the official title of the sixth rank, a subordinate of Tang Jian's subordinates."

"You are willing to give in?"

At first, I thought that this arrangement would disgust Xu Fenglei to avenge his being cheated yesterday, but who would have thought that this kid would look like he was willing to do it.

He was downgraded from a senior official of the first rank to a small official of the sixth rank, and there was no reaction at all?

"Yes, why not."

Xu Fenglei nodded and said,

"Your Majesty has orders, and all the ministers will follow them! Otherwise, how can you do your best and die?"

"Besides, I've been fine recently, just playing with that Japanese man."

Hearing the first half of the sentence, Li Shimin still looked relieved, but when it came to the second half of the sentence, his expression changed suddenly.

"I entrusted you with important diplomatic matters! I didn't ask you to play around!"

he rebuked,
"If it goes wrong and hurts the friendship between the two countries, I will punish you!"

This guy is a fool, what's his attitude!
"According to the order!"

Xu Fenglei raised his head and said solemnly,

"Your Majesty promises to handle this well!"

Seeing his promise, Li Shimin's face softened a bit.

"That would be the best... By the way, there is one more thing."

He took a box from the table, pushed it towards Xu Fenglei, and said,
"Look, what's in here."

Xu Fenglei opened it casually, and the things inside came into view.

"Zha the little man?"

he said in surprise,

"Who is doing this in the palace? Disgusting!"

As a good young man who used to be a materialist fighter, Xu Fenglei certainly sneered at this cursed doll.

But believe it or not, when you see it, you will still get goose bumps.

It is true that there is no real lethality, but it is also true that disgusting people.

"You won't believe it when you tell it."

Li Shimin sighed,
"It was taken from Lizhi's girl's room."

Xu Fenglei's pupils shrank: "???"