I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 465 Sunrise Emperor?Shit!Li Shimin's Extreme Disgust
"Dogs don't even eat it."

Xu Fenglei resolutely refused, and directly threw the plate of dark and greasy scrambled eggs to the waiter.

"Throw it in the slop bucket."

"Yes, yes..." The servant didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly took the plate of dark dishes away.

These two uncles don't dare to let them taste it again, what if they are really poisoned?

Li Shimin's face darkened: "@#￥%...&*#!!!"

Dogs don't even eat it, so what if I ate it just now?

"Your Majesty, do you have a cigarette?"

Xu Fenglei didn't seem to see Li Shimin's expression, and approached with a smile.

"no!"

Li Er rolled his eyes, and angrily replied two words.

Then, he took one out of his pocket and lit it for himself.

Two seconds later, a puff of smoke hit Xu Fenglei's face.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Xu Fenglei covered his mouth and nose and coughed dryly twice, and shouted,

"Your Majesty, don't bring such a thing... You just believe me if you say you don't have it, but now you've sprayed me in the face again, which is not kind!"

Li Shimin took another sip.

"You're not kind? You're not kind, what a fart! If you bring that stuff to me to taste, will you be kind?"

He pinched the cigarette with his right hand, picked up the teacup with his left hand, took a sip to moisten his throat, and hummed softly,

"I ask you, I told you to contact the Japanese envoy, how did the contact go?"

"I heard that the one who led the team this time is still a Dongying princess?"

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"It was a good contact."

He said calmly,
"It's just that there was a little episode in the middle, and the Dongying princess knelt down and kowtowed to me, and apologized to me by pressing the heads of the two envoys, and I forgave them generously."

puff!
"You... what did you say?!"

Li Er took a sip of tea and almost spit it out, staring and said,

"You made that Dongying princess kneel down?!"

"You, you, you... You want to go to heaven! That is the princess of another country! Even if Dongying is only a small country, you can't insult their princess like this! This will make other countries see it, and think that I, the Tang Dynasty, is bullying my neighbors!"

Xu Fenglei pouted.

"What's the matter?"

He was dissatisfied,

"It was the Japanese slave who scolded me first! What's wrong with asking them to apologize? We don't bully others, but we can't be bullied, right?"

"If I swallow my anger and be found out by other countries, and think that I, Datang, is easy to bully, then it will be a disgrace to Datang!"

Li Shimin: "..."

"...Well, well, you always have your reasons."

Li Er helped his forehead and said helplessly,

"Then tell me, what went wrong? They did it for no reason. Why are they scolding you? Are you tired of working?"

He didn't believe that the Japanese envoy dared to be so presumptuous.

If he insulted Xu Fenglei for no reason, then he wouldn't tolerate it—a mere island country, how dare you stick your nose in the face?

"When I arrived, they were using words to trap Tang Jian..."

Xu Fenglei briefly explained the ins and outs, which made Li Shimin a little displeased.

"Returning the descendants of immortals, you really know how to put gold on your face..."

Li Er said with disdain,
"You are right! Although it is not known where Xu Fu went to sea in history, your inference is obviously more reliable than their boasting."

"Perhaps, the Dongying people are descended from those three thousand virgins and the local short blacks. I don't know why they are so angry? Do you think their ancestors have shamed themselves?"

Xu Fenglei spread his hands.

"Yeah, I wonder too."

he said,

"I just said a relatively credible inference, and those two messengers scolded the street, calling me a bastard! You say, can I bear this? In our territory of Tang Dynasty, we can still make him small Has the little pirate been bullied?"

"Call some Yiwei directly, and put the knife on their necks! Hey, guess what?"

Li Shimin was happy.

"What's the matter?" He naturally raised his hand.

"The knife and the ax added to the body, and those legs were so frightened that they almost peed on their pants."

Xu Fenglei grinned and said,

"I asked them to kneel down and apologize to me, but they were still not happy. In the end, the Dongying princess knelt down for them."

"The situation, this is the situation, you just say that I did it right?"

Li Shimin took a puff of cigarettes, took one out of his arms, and flicked it to Xu Fenglei.

"Not a bad job! I reward you!"

He nodded and said,

"It's the Dongpu people who are rude first, you are just fighting back, that's right!"

"In the Tang Dynasty, there is no reason for foreigners to insult the people of the Tang Dynasty, let alone insult the officials of the imperial court! If you go against them, you will..."

scoff.

Xu Fenglei casually took a cigarette from the table, lit the cigarette, and took a sip beautifully.

"That's right... What His Majesty said is exactly what I think."

He let out a foul breath and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"And then? After this episode... I'm afraid it's not easy for you to talk?"

Li Shimin sat down casually, showing curiosity.

Just knelt down and apologized with his head pressed down, and the next moment he was talking and laughing?
Everyone has self-respect, if it were him, he would definitely not be able to do it.

"It's very easy to talk to. The Dongying princess is on the road, and she can bear it. I treat her like that, but she is still polite and respectful to me."

Xu Fenglei said softly,

"This woman is not simple."

"The stronger a person's endurance is, the bigger the things she plans must be. Just like when a tiger locks on the target, it must be dormant and patient."

The room was filled with smoke.

Li Shimin heard the words, but he didn't care.

"No matter how powerful it is, where can it be so powerful?"

He believes in himself,

"A mere Dongpu, does she still want to plan for the Central Plains? Does she dare to have such big ambitions?"

From Li Er's point of view, only the Turks are considered opponents, and Tuyuhun, Xueyantuo, and Goguryeo can only be regarded as moderate meanings, while small countries in the corners of Silla, Baekje, and Dongying are not placed at all. in the eyes.

The Turks have been wiped out by me, what are you small countries like?
Xu Fenglei chuckled.

"It's impossible to say."

he said,

"I saw the credentials they want to give you. Guess what's written in the credentials?"

Li Shimin was stunned.

"Credit? I saw it."

he said,

"It's very respectful. The king of Dongying called himself the king of Japan and called me the holy emperor of the Tang Dynasty. The tone between the lines... It's like what you said earlier about licking, oh yes, licking a dog."

"The king of Dongpu just licks a dog, no problem, a small country...it's all like this."

In Li Er's tone, there was a bit of domineering and self-confidence.

It's perfectly normal for the king of a small country to treat him as a licking dog. He has collected a lot of such credentials.

Xu Fenglei couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

"That's the second edition, that's not what the first edition was about."

he said,

"Would you like to hear it?"

"I miss you, don't be a fool." Li Shimin frowned, "...Why is there a second edition? Is there anything disrespectful about the first edition?"

He had never heard of that there was a backup version of the national certificate.

"In the first version of the national book, the king of Dongying did not call himself the king of Japan, but called himself the emperor of the sunrise country."

Xu Fenglei looked at Li Shimin and said,

"And I will call you the emperor of the sunless country."

Li Shimin's old face suddenly darkened.

"Think about it, what is a sunrise? It is the time when everything is full of vitality!"

Xu Fenglei said hesitantly,

"And the sun's gone? It's the sun setting, the setting sun's afterglow, and it's about to enter the night."

"Tsk tsk...the difference between the two is quite big, what do you think?"

boom!
Li Shimin slapped the table with a slap.

"Bitch!"

He said angrily,

"The mere Japanese slave king dares to call himself the Son of Heaven! He also calls himself the Son of Sunrise, and derogates me as the Son of Sunrise!"

"Why, in his eyes, Dongying is the rising sun, going uphill, and my Tang Dynasty is the setting sun, going downhill?"

"Shit!"

"I have time to send troops to destroy him and let him rise at sunrise. I beat him so hard that he can't see the sunrise!"

Li Shimin threw away all his cigarette butts.

"Your Majesty, calm down, calm down..."

Xu Fenglei hurriedly stepped forward to comfort Li Shimin's back, and said,
"Wanu Yelang is arrogant, why do you have to be as knowledgeable as them?"

Li Shimin let out a little breath and glanced at him.

"Don't meet him? Then he will kick his nose in the face!"

Li Er coldly shouted,
"You made them kneel and apologize just now, I said it was too light! You should beat them hard, let these Japanese people improve their memory!"

Xu Fenglei was overjoyed.

Now that Li Er became irritable, there was nothing wrong with him!

"Your Majesty taught me."

He arched his hands,

"When I saw the letter of credence, I was also extremely angry, and tore it up immediately! The knife was placed on the necks of the two envoys, and they had to rewrite a copy!"

"Thus, there is the letter of credence presented to you."

"Thinking about it now, it was too merciful at that time. They should have been beaten up! The sunrise? Let them lie on the bed first, and don't even want to watch the sunrise!"

Hearing this, Li Shimin frowned slightly.

"You tore up that letter of credence?"

Xu Fenglei nodded firmly.

"That's right! If you don't tear up such reckless words, why don't you send them to the palace to piss off your old man?"

He said with a face of course,

"At that time, I tore it to pieces and turned it into a shower of flowers!"

Li Shimin nodded slightly.

"Tear well, tear well!"

Li Er clapped his hands and said,
"I asked you to do diplomacy, and you did the right thing! If it was Tang Jian, I'm afraid he would just pass by after a haha, and he wouldn't be able to utter a fart!"

"Your boy's actions won my heart!"

"From now on, we will follow this posture. Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette. We should be more polite to foreigners, but we should not be weak. When we should be domineering, we should be domineering, and when we should be strong, we should not be weak!"

"This is the way of the empire's diplomacy!"

Xu Fenglei nodded repeatedly.

"Your Majesty said it very well."

he said,

"For those who dare to offend Datang, fight back forcefully and break them!"

"I also said before that the people of Dongpu harbor evil intentions and have a bad stomach! This time, after contacting them, it is true! Your Majesty must be more vigilant to them, and don't show favor to them. They are a bunch of people who are not familiar with it." White-eyed wolf."

Li Shimin snorted coldly, with a look of disgust in his eyes.

"I hate it!"

He waved,

"At first I wanted to meet the Japanese envoy. After all, the princess of a country came here in person. Now it seems that there is no need to meet!"

"You are fully responsible. After receiving them for a few days, you will almost send them away!"

After listening to Xu Fenglei's report, Li Er didn't have the slightest impression of Dongying in his heart, and the words "sunrise emperor" made him feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.

A broken overseas island country, what do you pretend?

"According to the order."

Xu Fenglei smiled brightly, cupped his hands and said,
"The minister must satisfy His Majesty."

Seeing the emperor's expression as if someone owed him money, Xu Fenglei knew that his goal had been achieved.

Just to make him hate Japan!
Although I don't know what kind of calculations are in the heart of the Japanese girl, but I will never give her the slightest chance to climb up!
……

Chang'an post house.

Haogong Qianhe's pupils shrank when he heard the report of the three-day dog ​​in front of him.

"Then Xu Sicheng... has such a big background?!"

Shocked, she murmured.

Inukami Sankichi gave a wry smile, nodded and said:
"It's unbelievable, but it's the truth."

"Then Xu Sicheng is Xu Guogong Xu Fenglei, the Marshal of the Tang Dynasty who just destroyed the Turks. At the same time, he is also the teacher of the crown prince, and he is also the Minister of the Ministry of Industry."

"Although he made a small mistake recently and was dismissed by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and relegated to Honglu Temple, he is still one of the most powerful people in the Tang Dynasty! Maybe he will be reinstated in two days."

"Some people say that he is already an extremely human minister, and in the Tang Dynasty, he is under one man and above ten thousand!"

Hao Gong Qianhe clenched the armrest tightly.

"No wonder, no wonder he dared to be so arrogant..."

she murmured,

"There is such confidence..."

"This is the fairy god in the sky, who has come to travel the world..."

Compared with a high-ranking and powerful official, compared with a small official of Honglu Temple, the gap is as big as that of a fairy and a mortal!

"Yes."

Inukami Mikichi said with a look of fear,
"If you had known that he was such a character, the subordinates would not dare to utter wild words even if they had ten guts!"

"Princess Qianhe, we offended him... what should we do after that?"

Haogong Qianhe was silent for a while, then shook his head.

"No, it's not considered offending, it can only be counted as not being acquainted with each other."

she said,

"Although Xu Fenglei is domineering, in fact, he helped us. Tore up the imperial father's letter of credence is the greatest help."

"For such a person, we only need to be respectful. If you are humble, nothing will happen. If you can get along well with him, maybe you can use his strength to get close to Li Shimin."

Inukami Mikichi raised his head slightly.

"Princess Qianhe, what do you mean..."

Swish.

Haogong Qianhe got up from the rattan chair.

"Didn't you say earlier that you want to ask Mr. Xu to teach me cooking skills? He also agreed at that time."

she laughed,
"Mr. Dog, prepare a generous gift. I want to go to Xu Guogong's mansion to learn cooking!"

"Obey!" Inugami Mikichishi responded and took the order.

"and many more."

Haogong Qianhe suddenly stopped him again and ordered,
"Take the national treasure with you."

"Originally I wanted to ask Tang Jian to dedicate it to Li Shimin, but now it seems that it may be easier for this Xu Fenglei to do it."

Inukami Mikichi's expression became serious.

"Hay!"

(End of this chapter)