I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

When Haogong Qianhe left, her brows were still frowned.

Without the "Sangluan Tie", where should she go to find this treasure dedicated to the emperor?

……

Duke Xu's mansion, the back garden.

Xu Fenglei still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, Xiaozi sent Haogong Qianhe away, and ran back again.

"Sir, why did you tell the Dongying princess how to make delicious fish cakes?"

she asked with a grin.

"Oh... I promised her earlier, so I taught you." Xu Fenglei responded casually while pressing the fishing rod.

"Then Princess Dongying made an appointment with you when she first came to Chang'an?"

Zi Mai blinked her eyes and said,
"You guys get acquainted so quickly..."

"The Dongying princess is so beautiful too... She has an exotic style!"

Xu Fenglei laughed dumbfounded.

"...The love of beauty, everyone has it."

He waved his hand and said,
"Anyone is willing to deal with beautiful women, and I am no exception."

When Zi Mai heard this, she shook her head.

"Sir liar."

She hummed softly,

"You obviously don't like Princess Qianhe, and even hate her a bit! How could you be willing to deal with her?"

Xu Fenglei was slightly taken aback.

He put down the fishing rod, turned sideways and glanced at Zi Mai, with surprise in his eyes.

"Xiao Zi, how did you see it? Was it obvious that I was acting?"

This girl is quite sharp!
"Look, the slave girl is right!"

Seeing Xu Fenglei's expression, Xiao Zi suddenly showed a look of complacency, raised her chin and said,
"This is intuition! Mr. treats Princess Qianhe differently from others."

"This difference is not love, but hostility! Although I don't know why my husband is hostile to her, I can feel it."

Xu Fenglei nodded slightly.

That is naturally different.

No matter how beautiful this little Baga is, she can't arouse his favor at all, unless she is an island teacher who is willing to dedicate herself to art.

"You're right, I don't like her."

He knocked Zi Maid on the head,
"As for why, don't get into it."

The purple maid nodded obediently.

"It's just a pity that the master taught her such excellent cooking skills, and let her take away two bottles of the best sauce."

She stuck out her tongue, curled her lips and said,
"It's not that Xiao Zi is stingy, it's just that because she is someone my husband hates, giving her things... I always feel a little uncomfortable."

She was used to being a housekeeper, so she naturally didn't want her good things to go to the enemy for nothing.

"Hahaha... Are you sorry for this?"

Xu Fenglei laughed and shook his head,
"It's not necessary!"

"Fish is delicious, but it's also a kind of poison. From a certain point of view, I actually dug a hole for that girl, and a big hole for the Dongying people!"

"Do you know that besides Zhang Han in the Western Jin Dynasty, there is also Chen Deng in the Eastern Han Dynasty?"

The purple maid was startled.

"Chen Deng? This name sounds familiar. It seems to be... a character from the Three Kingdoms?"

She is a little unsure.

Xu Fenglei frowned.

sure!Even the little girl knows the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms, so it is no wonder that "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" can be compiled into a novel and widely circulated in later generations.

Because the characters of the Three Kingdoms are already well-known, there are a lot of materials for this book that have been handed down from generation to generation, so it is naturally handy to create.

"That's right, this Chen Deng was the prefect of Guangling at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. He loved to eat raw fish meatballs. As a result, he suddenly felt very upset in his chest, his face was flushed, and his appetite was lost."

Xu Fenglei laughed,
"It just so happened that the famous doctor Hua Tuo came to Guangling to help Chen get the pulse number one. Guess what kind of disease he has?"

"What's wrong?" Zi Mai asked curiously, raising her head.

"Hua Tuo said, there are several liters of worms in your stomach, and they are writhing and dancing inside! This is caused by eating raw fish, because there are many small worms invisible to the naked eye in the raw fish, and they have entered the body. , set up camp, multiplied in large numbers, and became a large group of insects! These insects parasitize your body every day and suck your nutrition, "

Xu Fenglei smiled broadly, revealing his white teeth.

Purple Maid: "!!!"

A burst of goosebumps swept over her whole body!
"Then Hua Tuo prepared a medicine to make Chen Deng spit out all the worms in his stomach. Can you imagine? The wriggling worms spewed out of his mouth..."

Before Xu Fenglei could speak, Zi Maid started screaming!

"what!!!"

She covered her ears and yelled, her throat twitched, she was about to vomit!
Xu Fenglei didn't care about her appearance, and continued:

"After Hua Tuo's treatment, Chen Deng's body recovered. Before Hua Tuo left, he told him not to eat raw fish meat anymore, otherwise he would die if he didn't meet a good doctor."

"Chen Deng didn't take it seriously. After Hua Tuo left, he still went his own way, eating fish and meat, and eventually his body was invaded by parasites. Now that Hua Tuo is not in Guangling, he died!"

"So, it is true that raw fish is delicious, but it can also kill people! Even if you fail once or twice, how can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river? As long as you eat too much, you will be killed by parasites." Harmful!"

vomit!
As soon as the voice fell, the purple maid's mouth also opened like a valve, and it spurted out!
The sashimi wrapped in sauce, mixed with gastric juice and some overnight food, all spurted out.

Fortunately, an unpleasant smell rose. Fortunately, the air in the back garden was smooth, and a breeze blew away the stench.

"Sir, you, you..."

The purple maid bent over and supported her knees, rolled her eyes from vomiting, and said intermittently,

"You are such a fool!"

"vomit--"

The stomach churned again, and the mouth gulped again.

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"How can this be my fault? I reminded you."

He said innocently,
"I have a bad spleen, so I can't eat."

"If your spleen is extremely strong, no matter how powerful the parasites are, it will only become nutritious and high-protein, but if the spleen is not good, the parasites will wreak havoc."

"I saw you eating so deliciously, and thought you were very confident in your spleen."

Purple Maid: "#￥%...*#￥@!!!"

At this moment, while vomiting, she looked at Xu Fenglei with grief and indignation.

What kind of hint is this!
It's really not worth your life!

After a while, Zi Mai finally vomited up, not only vomited up the raw fish he ate just now, but also vomited up everything he ate yesterday.

At this moment, her stomach is empty, and her large and small intestines can have a holiday for the next two days!
"Come on, wipe your mouth and drink warm water."

Xu Fenglei thoughtfully sent towels and warm water, and said with a smile,

"You're too aggressive. In fact, it's okay to eat once or twice once in a while. How can it be so easy to get tricked? Right."

Zi Maid almost choked to death with a sip of water.

"What if! What if I get caught this time!"

She squinted her eyes and said angrily,
"It is said that the heart of a woman is the most poisonous... The heart of the servant is the most poisonous! Not only will Princess Qianhe be unlucky, but if this fish cake spreads to Dongpu, all Dongying people will get sick!"

"What kind of deep hatred is this... You are too ruthless!"

It is said that the misfortune is not as good as the family, sir, this is good, even the other party's entire ethnic group is in trouble!
"National hatred and family hatred, in another time and space, you will not understand."

Xu Fenglei crossed his arms and snorted coldly,
"I didn't think it was too exaggerated. This little trick is just a small trick, and it hasn't really done anything."

"If you really want to mess with her, I will directly lead the army to sweep the Wa Kingdom, that would be fun!"

Having said that, he also knew it.

For the current Tang Dynasty, there is no ability to go overseas and pacify the country of Japan.

First of all, Datang does not have its own navy at all, and even the shipbuilding technology is not mature enough. The reason why I support Liu Fubo's going to sea is actually the idea of ​​developing Datang's shipbuilding industry.

Only when the shipbuilding industry flourishes, can Datang have a powerful navy and the possibility of fighting across the ocean.

And if you send troops by land, you have to go through Goguryeo, the army crosses Goguryeo, enters Silla, and then crosses Dongying from Silla.

If this route wants to go smoothly, you must destroy Goguryeo first, otherwise Renyuan Gai Suwen will never agree to it-what if you play a fake way?
Unless Goguryeo is destroyed.

As we all know, Emperor Sui Yang's three conquests of Goguryeo were unsuccessful and the country fell apart. Li Shimin later also launched a bout of Eastern Conquests.

In the end, it was in the Gaozong Dynasty that Goguryeo was flattened.

Therefore, from a practical point of view, it is impossible to play tricks and send troops to Japan. If you want to deceive the Japanese, you can only start elsewhere.

The good thing about Xu Fenglei is that he is more pragmatic. No matter how big or small the pit is, as long as he gets caught by these little bastards, he will be happy!

"Slaves support Mister!"

The purple maid wiped her mouth and shouted,
"Although I don't know what you hate about Japan, but since you hate it, it must not be a good country! The people in it are not good either!"

"Sir, what kind of fish has so many worms on it? This servant will send someone to deliver a few more!"

Xu Fenglei: "..."

This girl is very aggressive when she becomes poisonous!

……

Chang'an post house.

Inukami Sankichi's face was gloomy, and there was a hint of anger between his brows.

"This Xu Fenglei is too much! How can he take the national treasure that the princess gave to His Majesty the Tang Dynasty as his own?"

He slapped the table and shouted,
"It's too much to deceive people!"

Haogong Qianhe helped his forehead.

"Hey... It's my fault too, I didn't make it clear, and he misunderstood."

She smiled wryly,

"Fortunately, the loss was not in vain, Mr. Dog, you must take good care of this bronze cong. It is a ritual vessel used by Qin Shihuang!"

"It's not a loss for Xu Fenglei to give me such treasures, but now I don't have the gift for the emperor, it's really embarrassing..."

After hearing this, Inuami Sankichi's expression softened a little.

He stroked the bronze cong in his arms and murmured:
"This is bronze? It is indeed something that I don't have in Dongpu..."

"Is this really what Qin Shihuang used?"

Gazing at the simple texture and extraordinary texture of the bronze cong, he chose to believe that it was a treasure.

But to say that it was used by Qin Shihuang... is a bit unbelievable.

So how many years has it been since the Qin Dynasty?

"Since Xu Fenglei said yes, then it is!"

Haogong Qianhe said firmly,

"How can he lie about what he, the Duke of the Tang Dynasty, said?"

"Protect it well, and bring it back to Dongpu. This bronze cong is my Dongpu's sacred object to sacrifice to God Amaterasu!"

Inukami Mikichi nodded solemnly, and put away the baby in his arms.

"In this way, we are not at a loss."

he said,

"As for the matter of meeting the emperor, don't be too pessimistic. Maybe Tang Jian can get through this way. My subordinates have inquired about it, and there are still some foreign envoys who have been summoned by Li Shimin."

"Our Dongpu is not considered a small country anymore, and the princess led the team here in person, so he should pay attention to it."

Hao Gong Qianhe nodded.

"Hey... I hope so."

She sighed softly and responded.

At this moment, the door creaked and was pushed open, and the maid walked in with a plate of fish.

"Princess, the raw sea bass you want has already been cut into thin slices by the chef."

The maid said respectfully,
"Do you need charcoal grilling?"

Haogong Qianhe waved her hand, motioning for her to back down.

"Inu Shang-jun, this is the sashimi I just told you about. It was taught to me by Xu Fenglei. It is delicious with mustard sauce and orange sauce."

She continued,
"Try it, try it!"

As soon as she got back to the hospital, she ordered her servants to do it, and now she is even more frantic to give the dog three days of Amway.

"This...was born?"

Inukami Sankichi hesitated.

"It's raw! Don't be afraid! Our ancestors still drank blood! What's the point of eating raw fish?"

Haogong Qianhe urged,
"Try it! You'll love it!"

The kindness is hard to give up, so Inugami Sankichi had to pick up a piece, wrap it in mustard sauce, and put it in his mouth...

Then, his expression began to change...

……

In the courtyard.

Pharmacist Hui Ri hurried back with a book in his hand. He was about to go upstairs to the upper room where Haogong Qianhe was, but was stopped by Lu Shaoqing on the way.

"The pharmacist's messenger."

Lu Shaoqing cupped his hands slightly, and said in a deep voice,

"Princess Qianhe's request to see His Majesty was rejected by the Ministry of Education."

Pharmacist Hui Ri was returning the gift, and he was taken aback when he heard the news.

"Why...why?" He asked anxiously, "Princess wants to see His Majesty Tang, what is the matter with Zhongshu Province? Why did they reject it? This..."

"Be safe and don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient."

Lu Shaoqing comforted,

"This is a very normal thing. Envoys from every country will ask to see His Majesty when they come to Datang, but there are very few who can see His Majesty."

"Most of them will be rejected, so don't be too surprised, let alone disappointed."

"This is all normal... the messenger and Mr. Tang Jian communicate with me in the same way. If you have any thoughts and demands, you can talk to us."

Pharmacist Hui Ri frowned.

"...It's fine if it's an ordinary envoy, but our Dongpu is a princess who comes here personally!"

he said,

"Your Majesty...you have to give me a little bit of fluff, right?"

Lu Shaoqing shook his head and laughed.

"But the princess is not visiting as an envoy, she is just accompanying, and she is just a three-day dog."

he replied,
"Datang is a country of etiquette, and it is very disciplined, especially in diplomacy."

"Diplomatics requires reciprocity. In fact, even if Princess Qianhe visits Datang as an envoy, she will be received by a certain prince, at most His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"Unless His Majesty asks to be summoned, otherwise, you cannot have an audience."