I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 471 Go on vacation and let Xu Fenglei supervise the country? !

Slightly.

Under Li Tai's expectant gaze, Changsun Wugou spooned a spoonful of scrambled eggs into his mouth.

"Ok?"

She frowned lightly, and said in surprise,
"Qingque, it's not bad!"

She thought this dish was just for fun, and she was ready to eat it without throwing it up, but as soon as she took it——

The saltiness is right... Surprisingly, it's okay?

"Really, Queen Mother?!"

Li Tai's eyes suddenly burst into light, and he said happily,

"Is it really delicious?!"

Changsun Wugou chewed twice, swallowed lightly, and said with a smile:

"Of course it's true."

Now, it was Li Shimin's turn to be surprised.

"Really? Maid Guanyin, you can't just say it's delicious, it will make them proud."

He picked up a pair of chopsticks and said,
"At that time, I will bring you food every day and poison you to death..."

"Well, let me try it."

Li Er also took a spoonful, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully for a while.

Ok……

Compared with the last time, at least the egg cubes this time are not burnt black, and they smell like eggs.

Seems to be really okay?

Li Shimin put a spoonful of scrambled eggs into his mouth.

The moment his tongue touched the egg, he was completely settled.

Um!Salt is not a lethal dose!

"Not bad, not bad, Qingque!"

Li Er was overjoyed, patted Li Tai on the head, and said approvingly,
"It's much better than your elder brother's scrambled eggs last time! It can indeed be called delicious!"

Hearing these compliments, Li Tai immediately raised his head, and glanced at Li Chengqian with a look on his face.

"Father, how can you compare the last dish with the present one? It's not fair!"

Li Chengqian said with an unconvinced face,

"Baby's cooking skills have made great progress! If you don't believe me, try my 'immortal grass'!"

"Okay, okay..." Li Shimin grinned and stretched out his chopsticks.

The first dish landed safely, so he naturally had no worries, picked up a handful of bean sprouts and put them in his mouth.

"Well, it has a refreshing taste! Not bad!"

Swish.

"Father, burn the dragon king, burn the dragon king! Compliment me quickly after eating!"

As soon as Li Shimin finished complimenting Li Chengqian, Li Lizhi couldn't wait any longer, and directly brought her braised shrimp in front of Li Shimin, and then praised her with her head up.

Li Shimin: "..."

"Don't burn the Dragon King, okay? It sounds like you're going to burn your father to death..."

He said helplessly.

He can tolerate fried phoenix eggs and stewed fairy grass, but this burning dragon king can't bear it... It's so unlucky!

Having said that, but doting on his daughter, he still peeled two shrimps with his hands, handed one to his eldest grandson Wugou, and put the other into his own mouth.

"how is it going?"

Li Lizhi said with great anticipation.

The emperor and the empress looked at each other, both showing strange expressions.

"...isn't it delicious?"

Seeing the expressions of the two, Li Li pouted and became depressed.

She aggrieved:

"Master said this dish is the most difficult... Lizhi spent a lot of effort to make it well."

"The big stove was still very hot. I was facing the sun, choked on the oily smoke several times, and sweated a lot..."

"There is also a blister on the arm..."

"So, is it really not delicious? Woooooooo..."

As she spoke, tears were about to fall, which made Changsun Wugou's heart ache.

"Delicious, delicious! Among these three dishes, the most delicious one is made by Lizhi!"

She hugged Li Lizhi up, and said with great concern,

"Where is it burnt? Let the queen mother see..."

Li Lizhi rolled up her sleeves, and there was a blister on her pink and tender lotus root arm.

"Oh, you child!"

The eldest grandson Wugou groaned, and said distressedly,
"Why are you so careless? What if there is a scar?"

"Come on! Go to the Supreme Hospital to get the burn ointment, hurry up!"

The servants beside him took orders and quickly ran out of the yard.

"nothing……"

Li Lizhi rubbed her eyes, pouted and said,

"As long as the father and mother think the food cooked by the baby is delicious, that's fine!"

"So... is it really delicious? Didn't you lie to me?"

Li Shimin nodded again and again.

"That's natural! No joke! Lizhi's dish is the most difficult and tastes the best. It compares to your two older brothers!"

He gave a thumbs up and said,
"You are number one! Little Chef God!"

After complimenting Li Lizhi, Li Er also showed distressed expression, and said:
"However... don't do the work of cooking in the future. You are a princess, and you spend your whole life stretching out your clothes and opening your mouth. As long as you have your father around for a day, you will never need to cook by yourself! Even if your father Gone, and your elder brother, your second elder brother will take care of you, and your future husband will support you, and you will never be wronged in the slightest!"

"Chengqian, Qingque, what do you think?"

"Yes! We will always protect my sister!" The two brothers immediately patted their chests and promised loudly.

They love to rival each other, but losing to their sister is a joy.

"Hey, Lizhi doesn't want a husband. It's enough to have a father, queen mother, master, and brothers and sisters!"

Li Lizhi snorted softly,

"What's so good about being married? I have to give birth to children, so I don't want to! I want to be a strong woman like my eldest sister!"

Li Shimin frowned and stared, but the target of the stare was not Li Lizhi, but Xu Fenglei.

See what kind of apprentice you teach!
One starts, and then there will be others to follow... If this is the case, then my Li Shimin's daughter will become a nun and Taoist nun!
Xu Fenglei: "..."

"Don't talk nonsense!"

He patted Lizhi's head and spat,

"Your elder sister couldn't get away because of the bank affairs. She, who holds the financial power, made sacrifices for us. What are you doing so well? You have nothing to take care of."

Li Lizhi didn't respond, she just pursed her mouth and rolled her eyes, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Correct."

Li Shimin said seriously,

"Boys should be married in college and girls should be married in college. This is an eternal truth in the world! Don't learn from your elder sister!"

"My Tang Dynasty now implements a policy of encouraging births, and our royal family should lead by example, spread branches and leaves, and have more children! Unmarried or unmarried is absolutely not allowed!"

"In two years' time, Chengqian and Qingque will also arrange their marriage, and so will you. This is an unshirkable obligation, understand?"

Li Lizhi pursed her lips and didn't answer, but Li Chengqian and Li Tai's eyes lit up.

"Father, who can the child marry?"

"Father, can the child choose by himself! There is a younger sister in the palace that I have liked for a long time!"

The two little kids started yelling, looking excited.

"No nonsense!"

Grandson Wugou rebuked,

"How can you allow yourself to choose the order of your parents and the words of a matchmaker?"

"Returning the palace maid... That's even more impossible. The servants in the palace are not qualified to be concubine! The ones you want to marry are either women from your uncles' families, or women with five surnames. Other than that, there is no other choice."

Li Tai's face suddenly wrinkled.

"Ah... the daughter of my uncle's family, I don't want Uncle Cheng for that child. Uncle Yuchi belongs to his family."

He said with a bitter face,

"Those sisters look scary, and the plates with big faces... are like naan cakes."

puff.

Xu Fenglei didn't hold back, and almost spat out.

"Don't let your two uncles hear your words, or your ass will bloom." He laughed straight.

Li Shimin also rolled his eyes.

"Don't worry, I still care about my appearance very much. I don't want those five-year-old women who pollute my Li family's seed."

he rebuked,
"Okay, okay, you don't have to think about it! I will arrange it for you."

"At a young age, what do you think about men and women..."

Hearing this, Changsun Wugou couldn't help but give Li Shimin a blank look.

"A certain person is going to have a baby with me at this age." She snorted, "You are the only one who thinks about it, and the children are not allowed to think about it earlier?"

Li Shimin: "???"

"Guanyin servant girl, you...you don't want to talk nonsense! Oh, when will I..."

He blushed, stared, and even stuttered.

"Nonsense? Then I'll do the math..."

Changsun Wugou began to snap his fingers.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, the children are messing around, and you are messing around too..."

Li Shimin hurriedly held her fingers, hehe laughed and said,

"Stop talking about that, we, we're still...uh..."

At this embarrassing moment, the maid ran in.

"Ma'am, the burn ointment is here!"

"Ah, yes, that's right... Put some scalding ointment on Lizhi, you have to be careful with this scald, it's easy to leave scars if you don't deal with it." Li Shimin hurriedly changed the subject, grabbed the scalding ointment, and sent it to his eldest grandson graciously In front of Wugou.

squeak.

Changsun Wugou took it casually, squeezed lightly, and the ointment exuding the fragrance of green grass came out.

Touch it with your fingertips, and then gently wipe it on Li Lizhi's arm.

"Hiss—it's so cool." Li Lizhi continued, "Mother, put on some more."

"That's enough, it's useless to wipe too much."

Xu Fenglei laughed,
"This ointment contains borneol, which is naturally cooling. There are also cork, comfrey, and coptis, all of which are used to clear away heat and detoxify, cool blood and promote muscle growth."

"If you add some formula, it can also prevent mosquitoes, which is a must in hot summer."

Swish.

Changsun Wugou gently swirled his fingers on Li Lizhi's arm to spread the ointment evenly before he nodded in satisfaction.

"It's good. If you apply it every day, there will be no scars."

she laughed,
"Stay obediently in the bedroom for the next few days, don't be exposed to the sun, let alone touch fire and oil, understand?"

"No, no." Li Lizhi yelled, "Lizhi wants to go out to play, go out to play! It's so hot in the palace, it's suffocating!"

When she yelled, the other two became restless:

"Queen, we're going out to play! It's too hot in the palace!"

"Father, take us out to play..."

Li Chengqian and Li Tai also acted coquettishly, shaking their parents' hands reluctantly.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, it's not as cool outside as in the palace, at least there are people in the palace to fan you."

The eldest grandson Wugou said helplessly,

"It's hot for my mother, it's summer... that's how it is, it's over after a while."

"Come on, get a cold melon."

"Eat a cold melon to relieve the heat, good boy..."

After all, she also wiped the sweat from her forehead.

In this scorching dog day, even though someone was fanning the palace, beads of sweat were still dripping down.

But Changsun Wugou will not complain, because she has already enjoyed the best treatment.

Click, click!
The servant girl divided the frozen cold melon into eight pieces and offered them with both hands.

The three children gnawed loudly.

"Listen, eat."

Li Shimin handed a piece to Xu Fenglei, gnawed off a piece of melon meat, and said with emotion,
"This year is indeed a bit hotter... Even I can't stand it."

He rolled his eyes suddenly and suggested:
"How about going to the palace to escape the heat?"

The three children looked at their father in unison.

"You want to learn from Yang Guang?"

Changsun Wugou took a bite of the cold melon lightly, and said,
"The weather is hot, the life of the common people is even more difficult, and the crops will die in the sun... You, an emperor, are greedy for pleasure and go to the palace to escape the heat."

"is this okay?"

Li Shimin: "..."

Compare me with Yang Guang?Don't bring such a spoiled person!
"How can this be learning from Yang Guang?"

Li Er said displeased,
"The emperors of all dynasties have also gone to the palace to escape the summer heat... so hard for the country, can't you enjoy it?"

"Besides, I'm not going to build a palace. Those palaces were all built by Yang Guang in the past. They are all ready-made. We just need to go there. It's very convenient! If you don't go, you won't go."

The eldest grandson Wugou still shook his head.

"When the emperor travels, the battle is not small. There are a lot of guards and ministers accompanying him, maids and attendants who take care of daily life."

she said,

"Master Taixing moved the crowd."

"Besides, if you are not in the court, who is in charge? Who supervises the country? Who will handle the daily government affairs?"

"You can't count on the young Cheng Qian to supervise the country, can you? Besides, he also looks like he wants to go."

Hearing what his mother said, Li Chengqian immediately showed a look of fear.

"Royal father, don't supervise the country, you have to play with me..."

he hurriedly said.

"Play and play, you know how to play!"

Li Shimin scolded unhappily, and then said,
"Fang Xuanling is in charge, and it is more than enough to handle daily government affairs. As for supervising the country..."

"Uh-huh?"

He set his eyes on Xu Fenglei.

"Listen, you can supervise the country!"

Li Er clapped his hands and said,
"Isn't it? Let me tell you that this prince and grand master is just right to supervise the country! Anyway, there's nothing going on recently, he's the best at fooling around, and it's just right for him to supervise the country at this moment."

Xu Fenglei rolled his eyes.

"Your Majesty, I must correct you a little."

He said angrily,

"I'm not a prince and grand teacher now, nor a minister of the Ministry of Industry. I'm just a little Honglu Temple."

"You let a small official from the sixth rank supervise the country? You got your head kicked by a donkey!"

Li Shimin stared.

"How did you talk! Your head was kicked by a donkey!"

He cursed and said,
"Come on, I know you're still brooding over what happened last time, it's almost over! You're so narrow-minded..."

"I will decree to reinstate you, okay? You will be in charge of the state in Chang'an as the prince and grand teacher, okay?"

Xu Fenglei snorted, noncommittal.

Of course, he doesn't want to supervise the country. Although he only needs to work abroad, but after all, the responsibility is quite big.

However, he really wanted Li Shimin to go out, so that Haogong Qianhe would not take advantage of it.

"It's still not right."

Changsun Wugou shook his head and said,
"It's too much trouble. Going out this time costs a lot of money. I don't want to go."

"Go to you, I'll be in this palace, waiting for you to come back."

(End of this chapter)