Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 131 I gave them two chances (please subscribe!)
After He Yuzhu led Bang Geng and Xiao Dang to the backyard, the first person to take care of him was his old enemy Xu Damao.

He Yuzhu got a broken saw from nowhere, inserted the saw into the gap in the door, fiddled with it, and the door opened.

Xu Damao didn't wake up in his sleep, so Bang Geng and Xiao Dang rushed in, knelt down in front of Xu Damao's bed, and shouted loudly: "Uncle Da Mao, Uncle Da Mao, please give me the New Year's money. One piece is less, two yuan is less, and three yuan is less. Four yuan is just right, if you don’t give it to your daughter-in-law, you won’t be able to hold it.”

Xu Damao was so frightened that he jumped up from the bed, thinking that a thief had broken into the house.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw BangGong and XiaoDang kneeling in front of the bed.

After Banggen and Xiaodang finished shouting the words just now, they started to knock their heads and knock on the bowl three times, and kept repeating the words just now.

Xu Damao was so angry that he wanted to curse, did anyone want lucky money like that?If you don't give it to your daughter-in-law, you won't be able to hold it. Is this a New Year's greeting or a curse?
If it weren't for the fact that today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and Bang Giao and Xiao Dang are two children, he would definitely get angry.

"What a fucking bad luck! Go away, don't let me see you again today."

Xu Damao took out two yuan from under the pillow and threw it on the ground, and impatiently drove away the stick and Xiaodang.

Bang Geng and Xiao Dang picked up the money on the ground and happily left Xu Damao's house.

Xu Damao was lying on the bed alone, so angry that he smashed the bed with his hands, it was really unlucky.

Last night on New Year's Eve, the fierce fighting at Li Ye's house next door made him unable to sleep. He scolded Li Ye's livestock all night, and he didn't fall asleep until four or five o'clock.

After not sleeping for a few hours, Bang Geng and Xiao Dang rushed in and said that he couldn't get a wife, and he had the intention of killing people.

After begging Xu Damao's family, it was Liu Haizhong's turn.

Liu Haizhong was also held back by He Yuzhu, and he could only pay for it because of face.

In the end, only Li Ye's family was left in the whole yard.

The door of Li Ye's house was not opened, so He Yuzhu resorted to the old trick of prying the door with a saw.

After prying open the door, He Yuzhu told Bang Geng, "Bang Geng, you have to change your New Year's greetings, just say Uncle Ye, Uncle Zi Ye, Aunt Xiao'e, Aunt Xiao'e, if you don't want me, you don't want me, son!" I can't hold it.

No matter how much this grandson usually hates you, once he hears this, he will definitely pay you.

By the way, this grandson is rich, remember to raise the New Year's money higher.

If he doesn't count enough, you and Xiao Dang will say that he can't hold the child. "

Li Ye had to be punished ruthlessly, and this kid's blood had to be drained. Who would make this kid rich and offend him?

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and everyone wants to be lucky.

Faced with the blessing of not being able to hold a child without giving New Year's money, Li Ye will definitely spend money on auspiciousness.

After the door was opened, Bang Geng and Xiao Dang rushed into Li Ye's house, went straight to the bedroom, and knelt in front of the bed just like they did at Xu Damao's house, knocking on a bowl and shouting: "Three yuan is less than four yuan, five yuan and six yuan are just now. Okay. Uncle Ye, Uncle Ye, Aunt Xiao'e, Auntie Xiao'e. If you don't give it to me, you won't be able to hold the child."

Lou Xiaoe and Li Ye didn't have any relatives to visit, so they slept in on the first day of the Lunar New Year and were going to visit Lou Xiaoe's house at noon.

As a result, Bang Geng and Xiao Dang rushed in early in the morning and disturbed his dream.

Lou Xiaoe was very puzzled, the door of the house was locked, how did Banggen and Xiaodang get in?
Also, who taught the words about asking for new year's money just now?

Is there such a thing as lucky money?Really lack of quality.

She and Li Ye are newlyweds, and today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and when they came to the door, they cursed that they would not be able to have a child. This is something that people who lack great virtue can do.

"All right, all right, stop knocking, I've given you the New Year's money."

After all, Lou Xiao'e is a lady of every family, has a lot of spirit, and is not as knowledgeable as the two children, and is about to find money to send the two children away.

Seeing this, Li Ye quickly grabbed Lou Xiao'e's hand as he handed the money to Banggen, and asked Banggen again: "Banggen, how much lucky money did you ask for just now?"

"Three yuan is less than four yuan, five yuan and six yuan are just right, you can give it as you see, anyway, if you don't give it to me, you won't be able to hug me if you don't want a child."

As soon as Li Ye heard this, he knew who wrote it. He guessed that He Yuzhu was hiding outside the room and laughing.

In fact, Li Ye guessed right, He Yuzhu was indeed hiding outside the room with his ear against the wall, eavesdropping and laughing.

Let go!Today, I finally dealt with Li Ye severely through Bang Geng and Xiao Dang.He Yuzhu was already chattering.

Li Ye said to Lou Xiao'e: "Did you hear that? The child wants three yuan, four yuan, five yuan, and six yuan. You only give one yuan. Do you want to hold the baby? I will pay the money."

One person must give four yuan, and two fours add up to eight.Eighty-eight-eight, send it out, it's a good intention. "

Sticky smiled happily.

He didn't care about Li Ye's intentions, he only knew that the more Li Ye gave, the happier he would be.

When he got home, he wanted Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu to buy delicious food and drink with the money Li Ye gave them.

When eating and drinking is like eating Li Ye's meat and drinking Li Ye's blood, it's very refreshing to think about it.

Li Ye took out a piece of ten yuan, and said distressedly: "Oh, no, the loose change at home is not enough to make up eight yuan. It's all ten yuan and ten yuan, what should I do?
Stick, why don't you and your sister just take the two yuan that Aunt Xiao'e gave you.

The two of you have one piece of money. I don't have any extra change, so I can't give you four yuan each. "

"Three yuan is less than four yuan, and five yuan and six yuan are just right. If you don't give me a child, you won't be able to hold it."

Of course Sticky didn’t agree, and repeated the sentence again.

It was agreed that I would give him four yuan, and if there was less than a dime, he would kneel here and not leave, and Li Ye had to give him enough money.

He Yuzhu, who was eavesdropping with his ear against the wall, refused to do anything.

Only give two dollars, no, this is not possible, he does not agree.

He came here to drain Li Ye's blood today, but the blood didn't come out for only two yuan, at most he lost a little skin.

He Yuzhu entered the house, walked to the door of Li Ye's bedroom, and said, "It's okay, you don't have extra change, I have it here, and I can exchange it with you.

You exchange your ten yuan for my change. After the exchange, can you give four yuan to each of the two children? "

He Yuzhu really showed up, Li Ye couldn't help laughing and said: "Silly Zhu, it really is your handwriting! Just now you taught the words that Bang Geng and Xiao Dang shouted? You are really capable."

He Yuzhu didn't seem to hear the dissatisfaction in Li Ye's words, and even felt complacent about the success of the plan, feeling good about himself: "That is, how can you make money with your children if you don't want a good idea?
You just promised to give these two children four yuan each, so you can't break your promise to the two children on the first day of the new year.

Come on, change the money, I have plenty of change here. "

He Yuzhu took out a handful of piece change, which was the result of a morning of running around with Stick and Xiao Dang.

"Silly Zhu, do you really want to change? Don't regret it!"

Li Ye asked.

"What regrets do I have, I took two children to earn pocket money to subsidize the family.

It's you, do you regret it, do you want to break your promise.

Do you want to take what you just said as fart, thinking that you only gave the child two dollars to perfunctory. "

He Yuzhu was aggressive and forced Li Ye to exchange money quickly.

Li Ye looked helpless, heaved a long sigh, and said submissively: "All right, you must do what you say.

By the way, silly Zhu, I think you have quite a lot of change in your hand.

How about you change all the 30 yuan into small change for me? I have to go to Xiao'e's house at noon. If I meet a child, I have to give the new year's money.

You changed it for me directly, lest I find someone else to change it. "

As he said that, Li Ye took out three ten-yuan Datuan notes and wanted to exchange them with He Yuzhu for thirty one-dollar ones.

He Yuzhu thought about it, and felt that they were all the same. Thirty pieces of one piece and three pieces of ten pieces were all 30 yuan, and there was no difference.

And after giving the change to Li Ye, Li Ye couldn't renege on his debt, he had to give the stick eight yuan.

So the money has to be changed!He had to change everything, and he absolutely couldn't miss the opportunity to shed Li Ye's blood.

"Hey, what's the matter, I just have thirty one yuan here, and I'll give you all of them, just order it."

He Yuzhu immediately handed over a handful of money and exchanged it with Li Ye.

After counting it, Li Ye found that it was indeed thirty yuan, and there was nothing wrong with it.

So he ordered eight, put four into the stick bowl, and put the other four into the Xiaodang bowl.

"Little stick, please hurry up and thank you Uncle Li Ye and Aunt Xiao'e, they are the most generous people to you today."

The plan was a complete success, and He Yuzhu was in a very good mood.

"Thank you Uncle Li Ye, thank you Aunt Xiao'e."

Stick and Xiaodang yelled.

When He Yuzhu came out of Li Ye's house with Banggen and Xiaodang, He Yuzhu didn't forget to brag to himself: "Banggen, you stupid uncle, are you doing well today? At least I made more than 40 yuan with you two.

Go, go back and give the money to your mother. Your mother must be happy to see so much money, and will definitely give you two yuan to buy firecrackers for fun. "

As soon as Bang Giao heard that there were firecrackers to play, the corners of his mouth became grinned, and he smiled so happily that he didn't know how happy he was.

Inside the house, Lou Xiao'e couldn't understand Li Ye's behavior just now, and complained: "You are really generous, you give it eight yuan, and your new year's money may be the only one in the entire Forty-Nine City."

"What? What did you say? Did someone come to our house to ask for New Year's money? How did I forget? I don't remember such a thing.

Obviously the two of us didn't get up until eleven o'clock in the noon. We didn't even open the door in the morning, and no children came to ask for New Year's money. "

Li Ye pretended to be stupid and said.

Lou Xiao'e was at a loss, she seriously doubted whether the newly married husband's mind was broken, and she wanted to take some time to take Li Ye to see his mind.

Li Ye noticed that Lou Xiao'e had looked at him with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, so he didn't hide it at all, and told Lou Xiao'e the purpose and reason of what he did just now in a low voice.

Lou Xiao'e suddenly realized after listening to it, and then realized that her husband was not stupid, but smart.

"You can think of such a bad move, aren't you afraid of making them mad?"

Lou Xiaoe scolded with a smile.

"What does it have to do with me, I just gave them two chances.

I asked Bang Geng to leave with the two yuan you gave me, but Bang Geng quit and insisted on knocking on the bowl in front of the bed and saying that if he didn't give it to the child, he wouldn't be able to hold him.

Silly Zhu stood at the door of the bedroom, and I asked him again if he really wanted to change it, and don't regret it after changing it.

Silly Zhu refused to listen and insisted on forcing me to change, what can I do?They asked for it.

It's you, don't cheat on your husband.You have to remember, we didn't open the door this morning, and no one came to ask for New Year's money. We slept late and didn't get up until eleven o'clock. "

Li Ye exhorted.

"understood."

Lou Xiao'e immediately agreed. She must be on Li Ye's side with one heart with Li Ye, and she would definitely not do anything to cheat Li Ye.

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He Yuzhu didn't know anything, he was being silly and happy, thinking that he had taken advantage of it, and brought two children to earn more than 40 yuan in one morning. With this result, he could happily go to Qin Huairu to ask for credit.

When I came to Jia's house, I saw Qin Huairu's face.

Qin Huairu gave He Yuzhu a blank look, and said, "Zhuzi, what are you doing knocking bowls with the two children early in the morning? Your ears are almost calloused by you."

"Bringing children to earn money to subsidize the family, isn't your family having a hard time?

I'm thinking about taking advantage of today's New Year's Day to earn some lucky money with my two children.

Especially the ones that I don't like usually, I want to slaughter them to death, and let their blood be drained on the first day of the new year. "

Speaking of today's record, He Yuzhu couldn't help being a little proud.

This is definitely the most successful thing he has done in the past six months.

Sitting on the kang making shoes, Mrs. Jia Zhang heard that He Yuzhu took the two children to earn lucky money, a smile appeared on his face immediately, and asked, "Banggan Xiaodang, how much lucky money did you two ask for?"

"Grandma, Xiao Dang and I have 12 yuan in the bowl, and Uncle Silly has 30 yuan on him, so the total is 42 yuan."

Stick is also very embarrassing when reporting the record.

Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu were stunned when they heard this number, and couldn't help but gasp.

They were not very satisfied with He Yuzhu taking his two children to kowtow and knock bowls to the people in the courtyard. They felt like beggars, kneeling and kowtowing to others would not make much money.

After hearing this number, they were shocked.

42 yuan, this is not a small amount.

Qin Huairu's current salary is only 17 yuan including the widow's allowance, and 42 yuan is equal to her salary for more than two months.

"There is so much lucky money, grandma, take a look."

Jiazhang smiled from ear to ear, picked up the money in Banggen Xiaodang's bowl, counted it, gave a piece to Banggen and Xiaodang, and put the rest into her pocket.

"Zhuzi, didn't you say you have 30 yuan? Where did the 30 yuan go? Why didn't I see it?"

Jia Zhang quickly asked again.

"The 30 yuan is here, and I thought there was too much money in the bowl, and when I asked for lucky money, people would be jealous when they saw it.

So I temporarily helped the stick to keep it, and asked the stick to take the empty bowl to ask for new year's money.

Originally, I had [-] one-dollar bills here, but Li Ye in the backyard said he would give the stick eight dollars, but later he regretted that there was not enough change, saying that there were only ten dollars a piece, and there was no one-dollar change, so he wanted to give only two dollars. Money is perfunctory.

Of course I couldn't agree, so I forced him to exchange ten yuan for my one yuan.

After giving him the change, he forced him to give the stick eight yuan.

Come on, Aunt Zhang, take this money, it has already been exchanged for three pieces of ten yuan. "

He Yuzhu took out the three ten-yuan bills from his pocket and handed them to Jia Zhang, bragging about how he killed Li Ye just now.

Mrs. Jia Zhang felt relieved when she heard this, and praised: "Okay, good job, Zhu Zi is really capable, he can even kill that living bandit surnamed Li, it's a good job.

Zhuzi, why don't you just stay at our house for lunch today, and I'll ask Huairu to cook two dishes for you.

After the new year is over, I will ask Huairu to call her cousin from the country again to match you and let you marry her as your wife. "

Jia Zhang really deserves to be a master. Originally, He Yuzhu earned 42 yuan in one morning with the stick and Xiaodang. She and Qin Huairu should be grateful to He Yuzhu.

After being teased by her like this, He Yuzhu was staying at home for dinner, and he was going to introduce his wife to He Yuzhu, which made He Yuzhu want to be grateful to her.

When it comes to begging for a wife, He Yuzhu felt a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said, "Aunt Zhang, this is not possible, right? Sister Qin's girl didn't like me at all. She disliked me last time, so you call her here It's useless."

"Who told you that Qin Jingru dislikes you? Qin Jingru is a rural girl, and she is lucky to marry you, a chef, in the city.

How does she have any qualifications to choose three and refine four, I will help you talk about her later, and do some ideological work for her. "

While Jia Zhang belittled Qin Jingru, he raised He Yuzhu up, giving He Yuzhu a good blow.

He Yuzhu was a little overjoyed by being praised by Jia and Zhang, and he was so happy: "Aunt Zhang, then I will go home and catch up on sleep. It is too sleepy to get up early in the morning and bring the children to ask for new year's money. I will bring them after dinner at noon." Come over with a drink."

"Okay, okay, go back and catch up on sleep. I'll ask BangGou to call you when dinner is ready."

Jia Zhang said with a smile.

After He Yuzhu left, Qin Huairu said: "Mom, what Silly Zhu said just now was right, my cousin Qin Jingru didn't like him at all, it's useless to call Qin Jingru here.

Qin Jingru's vision is high now, and no one in the courtyard except Li Ye looks down on him.

No, when she comes back after a few years, seeing that Li Ye is already married, she might go crazy. "

"Hmph! Your heart is higher than the sky, your life is thinner than paper. What's the use of having a high vision? You're still born in a rural area if you're pretty. It's not bad if you can marry into the city. You're still picky.

If she doesn't like Shazhu, you can ask her to be a little boy for a living bandit, see if she is willing. "

Jia Zhang first despised Qin Jingru for a while, and then said.

"Don't worry about whether Qin Jingru and Sha Zhu can succeed, we just make an introduction.

When the time comes to cook a meal, ask Sha Zhu to come over for a meal and let him chat with Qin Jingru.

Regardless of success or failure, we have introduced a partner to Shazhu, and he has to remember our kindness and be grateful to us.

Because Qin Jingru doesn't like him, it's not our problem, it's his own problem. "

Qin Huairu suddenly realized that she still had a lot to learn from this mother-in-law.

Ginger is really old and spicy, and old Jianghu is powerful.

What Jia Zhang said is too correct, it doesn't matter whether He Yuzhu and Qin Jingru can succeed, the important thing is to let He Yuzhu know that they have worked hard to help He Yuzhu find a partner, and He Yuzhu has to be grateful to them.

(End of this chapter)