Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 133 We Are All Actors (Please Subscribe!)
Everyone was very happy to hear that He Yuzhu was willing to return the New Year's money at the beginning.

He felt that He Yuzhu had a bad mouth, as long as he could get the money back.

After all, everyone is not a big family, two yuan is a lot, and the family with a small family is enough for several days of food expenses.

They never expected that He Yuzhu was playing word games with them.

The premise of returning the New Year's money is that they have to kneel down and kowtow three heads like Bang Giao and Xiao Dang this morning.

Everyone present felt a huge insult!
Isn't this clearly insulting?It's fine for a child to kowtow on his knees, no one will gossip, he is a child after all.

Adults are ashamed and shameful, how could they kneel down and kowtow to He Yuzhu for a dollar?
"Old Ninth, grandson, you are here to kowtow in front of me, what are you doing in a daze.

Anyone who wants to take back the New Year's money will kneel and kowtow in front of me.I don't refuse anyone, as long as you dare to knock, I dare to give you money.

After all, you can't kowtow the heads of Banggen and Xiaodang for nothing this morning, can you?You have to come back. "

He Yuzhu continued to wave provocatively, calling Xu Damao and Yan Bugui to kowtow in front of him.

Xu Damao was not short of two yuan, and he would definitely not kowtow in front of He Yuzhu just for two yuan.If he did this, He Yuzhu would laugh at him for the rest of his life.

Yan Bugui was also unwilling. He was not rich, but he was a self-proclaimed scholar, and he had some backbone. No matter how cheap he was, he couldn't kowtow for two yuan.

"Silly Zhu, you are unreasonable and unreasonable."

Yan Bugui was so angry that the hands pointing at He Yuzhu were shaking.

"Third Master, why am I not being reasonable? I am obviously very reasonable.

Stick and Xiaodang kowtow to you, and you give them lucky money.

You kowtow to me, and I will give you lucky money, which is very reasonable.

I put my words here today, if you don't kowtow, you won't want to go back with this lucky money. "

He Yuzhu pouted, not caring about Yan Bugui's accusation at all.

He was sure that everyone would not kneel and kowtow to him, and he didn't need to pay a penny today, that's why he dared to be so unscrupulous.

"It's so lively in the yard!"

Lou Xiaoe sighed.

Lou Xiaoe and Li Ye have already returned to the courtyard.

Seeing the scene where everyone gathered around He Yuzhu asking for New Year's money, Li Ye felt a little interesting, handed the burlap bag to Lou Xiaoe, and said, "Daughter-in-law, take the sweet potatoes home first, and then come out to watch the show."

As soon as Lou Xiaoe heard it, she knew that Li Ye was going to make trouble.

No matter what Li Ye did, she had to support her. She hurriedly pushed the bicycle home with the burlap bag, put all the things away, and then came out to watch the show.

Li Ye glanced at He Yuzhu who was sitting unscrupulously in the middle of the crowd, smiled coldly, turned his head and came out of the courtyard, entered the alley, knocked on doors from door to door, and borrowed children from nearby people to act in plays, and the appearance fee was ten cents each.

Li Ye has lived nearby for several years, and everyone has met each other.

I heard that Li Ye wanted to borrow his children to act in a play, and there was a dime fee for each child, but the parents did not refuse.

Walking around in the nearby alleys and the courtyard next door, Li Ye found fifty young actors, gathered them together and explained what they had said, and then led them back to the courtyard.

Now Li Ye is followed by fifty boy scouts, he is definitely the king of children, full of domineering.

Fifty children filed in and squeezed into the middle courtyard, almost filling up the entire public area of ​​the middle courtyard.

Li Ye pointed to He Yuzhu who was sitting in the middle of the crowd, and shouted to the children: "Come on, children, kneel down and kowtow, and say what I taught you just now."

Fifty children lined up in many rows, knelt down in front of He Yuzhu, kowtowed and shouted: "Uncle Yuzhu, Uncle Yuzhu, please give me the New Year's money. One yuan is less than two yuan, three yuan or four yuan is just right, don't you If you don’t want a daughter-in-law, you won’t be able to marry me.”

Fifty children chanting this phrase together, the scene can be said to be very spectacular.

Every onlooker present was stunned.

He Yuzhu was the most surprised one.

The picture in front of him gave him a sense of who I am, where I am, and what the situation is.

Why did so many children kowtow to him all of a sudden, and he said that he would not be able to marry a wife if he didn't give New Year's money?

He Yuzhu was about to die of anger.

Lou Xiao'e had just finished putting away her things at home, and when she rushed to the middle courtyard, she saw this lively drama. She knew it was her husband's handwriting at a glance.

After the children kowtowed three times, Li Ye came to the bewildered He Yuzhu and jokingly asked, "Silly Zhu, didn't you just say that no one would be rejected today? As long as everyone dares to kowtow, you dare to give the New Year's money .

But I found fifty children from several nearby yards and alleys to kowtow to you, did I give you enough face?

Let me tell you, you started this morning with a stick and Xiao Dang, who wanted lucky money from others.If you dare to pay a few cents to perfunctory, don't blame me for getting mad. "

"I……"

He Yuzhu was already stupid, he didn't expect that someone would do this to him.

These are fifty children!One dollar for a child, he has to pay 50 yuan.

It can be said that he spent 50 yuan, and the two months' wages refunded to him by Zhang Xiuli last time were basically spent, and he became a pauper again.

Since He Yuzhu's practice of bringing sticks and Xiaodang's pocket money offended the public in the yard today, the surrounding residents felt very relieved when they saw this scene, waiting to see He Yuzhu's jokes.

"Silly Zhu, you brought the son of Widow Qin's family to ask us for the New Year's money, and we have to give it. Now these children ask you for the New Year's money, if you dare not give it, let alone Li Ye, I will go crazy."

"If you dare not give lucky money to bully a group of children, we will help these children seek justice today."

Xu Damao was even more straightforward, just saying: "Silly Zhu, Geneva, give me the money."

To be honest, for Xu Damao, he didn't care too much about whether he could get back the two yuan New Year's money, what he wanted was a sigh of relief.

Li Ye's actions just let him breathe a sigh of relief, and he must strongly support him.

He Yuzhu finally realized what other people felt when he brought Stick and Xiaodang to ask for new year's money this morning.

"It's not that I don't want to give it, the main reason is that I don't have that much change. Look, fifty children, one yuan each, where can I get fifty one yuan in a while?"

He Yuzhu was in trouble, his face was very ugly, and he didn't want to pay the 50 yuan at all, so he started to make excuses.

"Xiao'e, just now I asked you to take out all the change at home, did you take it out?"

Li Ye turned to ask Lou Xiaoe.

"I've brought them all, thirty one-dollar change."

Lou Xiaoe replied with a smile.

After receiving the 30 yuan from Lou Xiao'e, Li Ye took out the remaining 22 yuan from his pocket that he exchanged with He Yuzhu this morning.

"Silly Zhu, open your eyes and take a good look, Xiao'e and I have a total of 52 change here.

There are a total of fifty children here, and there are two extra dollars.

You don't have change, do you?It's okay, take out your money, and I'll exchange it with you.

After changing it, can't you give lucky money to the children?
I'm warning you, if you don't change it, you're cheating, and if you cheat, don't blame everyone for getting mad. "

Li Ye's set of combined punches knocked He Yuzhu into a fool.

This routine, why does this trick have a feeling of deja vu?
He Yuzhu recalled that at Li Ye's house this morning, he used exactly the same trick on Li Ye.

At that time, Li Ye claimed that he had no change, so he showed up immediately and forced Li Ye to exchange large denominations of money for his change, and then forced Li Ye to use the change to give the stick and Xiao as lucky money.

He Yuzhu would never have imagined that, ten hours later, the tricks he had used himself would be used by Li Ye on him in reverse.

The corner of He Yuzhu's mouth twitched a few times, he was angry but couldn't vent it.

He was completely controlled by Li Ye.

If he dared to play tricks, the people who gave the lucky money to Banggun and Xiaodang this morning would definitely not let him go easily.

"Silly Zhu, what the hell are you doing in a daze? The problem of you not having any change has been solved. Hurry up and exchange it with Li Ye.

After the exchange, you will have change to give your children New Year's money. "

Xu Damao urged.

"Grandson, do I need you to teach me? Do you think I am you, and I can't even give up two dollars? Just change it, wait, I'll go home and get the money."

He Yuzhu bit the bullet and went home to get the two months' wages refunded by Zhang Xiuli before.

He used the nearly 70 yuan to buy some things for the stick, and now there are only more than 50 left.

After all the more than 50 yuan are used to distribute the New Year's money, he can only be a pauper until the next salary is paid.

The point is that he has to pay the money. Li Ye used his own tricks to deal with him, so he has no room to play tricks.

If he cheated, what was the New Year's money he brought with him and Xiaodang this morning?The person who gave the money must not demolish his home.

He Yuzhu came out of the house holding 50 yuan with an ugly bitter face, and reluctantly handed the money into Li Ye's hands.

He had memorized Li Ye's handwriting today, and when he found a chance, he would have to beat Li Ye to death.

Li Ye took He Yuzhu's five and ten banknotes and carefully looked at them. After making sure that they were not the three he gave this morning, he accepted them with satisfaction and put the money in his pocket.

Li Ye didn't give He Yuzhu the 50 yuan change directly: "Silly Zhu, the 50 yuan change is no longer yours. I sent it for you. Do you have any objection?"

"Success, send it."

He Yuzhu didn't care, but it didn't matter. Whether he posted it or Li Ye posted it, it was the same.

Li Ye selected eight out of the fifty one-dollar bills, and said to everyone: "This morning Shazhu and his two children asked me and Xiao'e for eight dollars for the new year's money. We took back the eight dollars. , do you have any opinions?"

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded, and everyone present was dumbfounded.

What's going on, didn't you agree that the 50 yuan is the lucky money for fifty children?Why did Li Ye take out eight yuan and put it in his pocket?

When everyone was puzzled, Li Ye said again: "I have already counted, there are more than 20 families in the yard, except for a few lonely families such as the deaf old lady, Shazhu, and Jia's family who did not give lucky money.

Shazhu brought his two children to get a total of 42 New Year's money this morning.

Eight of the 42 yuan belong to me and Xiao'e, third master, these 34 yuan belong to you, please return the lucky money to everyone. "

Hearing this, everyone reacted.

It turned out that Li Ye was helping everyone get back the lucky money they took out this morning.

Li Ye is a very kind person. After everyone realized it, they quickly thanked Li Ye.

Yan Bugui was even more delighted. He took the 34 yuan from Li Ye, put his two yuan in his pocket first, and then returned the remaining 32 yuan to the person who took out the lucky money this morning.

A few minutes later, everyone got back their lucky money.

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded, shocked and angry!
"My surname is Li, this 50 yuan is my new year's money for my child, how can you share it with everyone?
Do you have a conscience?You don't even have children's New Year's money, you are such a cold-hearted, bad guy. "

He Yuzhu scolded Li Ye angrily.

Li Ye went to a child and knelt down, and said to the child, "Little friend, tell him what you are here for."

"We are here to act as young actors, and the appearance fee is [-] cents per person."

said the child loudly.

Li Ye looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Silly Zhu, did you hear that? They are all young actors I found, and we have agreed with them that they will pay ten cents each for appearances.

Before coming here, I made it clear to their parents that I don't have money for black children. "

The 50 yuan change just now was divided between Li Ye and everyone else for 42 yuan, and the remaining [-] yuan is the reward for these children.

Li Ye still went to Yan Bugui, handed over the eight yuan to him, and said to him: "Third Master, you have to work hard on this matter.

You have to run around the yard and exchange fifty ten cents with everyone to pay the children. Five yuan is used here.

The remaining three yuan and one yuan are for your hard work, and there are two yuan you can buy some snacks for your children. "

Yan Bugui couldn't keep his mouth shut from laughing.

There are at least a dozen ten-cent ones in his house, and the remaining dozens can be exchanged by running around the yard and asking, and it doesn't take much time.

With such a small amount of work, you can earn a dollar for hard work, and there is plenty of money.

Sure enough, his strategy of befriending Li Ye during this period of time was correct. Anyone can do this lucrative job, and Li Ye just found him. This is the best proof of taking care of him.

In addition, besides the hard work of this one yuan, he can also squeeze out some oil and water for the two yuan for snacks.

"It's not difficult to exchange fifty cents, but it's troublesome to take the children to buy snacks. How about it, my family bought some snacks such as peanuts and melon seeds for the New Year.

I just accepted the two dollars, and I asked the third mother to take out the snacks at home and share them with the children. It should be okay, right? "

Yan Bugui was in a good mood, counting up in his heart, and already felt that he had won.

"Of course, you can do whatever you want, you just have to deal with it."

Li Ye didn't know what Yan Bugui's plan was, and wanted to earn a few cents more.

Li Ye doesn't care much about this, as long as Yan Bugui doesn't blackmail the children's appearance fees.

Let Yan Bugui take advantage of the rest, let him take a small advantage, and he will stand by his side when something happens in the yard.

Anyway, these petty profits don't need to be paid by Li Ye himself, they are all He Yuzhu's money, so don't feel bad.

Just like that, Yan Bugui changed a dime in the yard.

The three mothers put a pot of peanuts and melon seeds in a big pot at home, and moved a small chair to sit at the gate of the courtyard. Fifty children lined up and went out one by one to receive the [-] cents for the appearance fee from the three mothers + one Small spoonful of peanuts and melon seeds.

It's true that Yan Bugui and the third mother are upset, but the children of the Yan family are not happy.

These peanuts and melon seeds belong to them!The three mothers have sent them all to the children. With Yan Pugui's stingy piss, he will definitely say that the Spring Festival has passed, there is no reason to buy snacks, and they will buy them after the Chinese New Year next year.

In other words, they ate a lot less snacks during Chinese New Year this year.

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In the middle courtyard, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that the outside had quieted down.

Just now they were lying on the kang in fear, for fear that someone would knock on the door and ask them to get back the lucky money.

Seeing it was safe now, He Yuzhu returned the money to everyone out of his own pocket.

After the crisis was resolved, Jia Zhang complained to Qin Huairu again: "This idiot is really stupid, that's a full 50 yuan, why don't you give it to us? It's really stupid to take it out and let the live bandits share it with everyone up.

If it were me, I would just lie on the ground and not move, just not paying, and see what those people can do to me. "

He Yuzhu is so stupid, Jia Zhang has already regarded He Yuzhu's family property as his own family property.

Just now when He Yuzhu took out 50 yuan, her heart ached like a knife.

How many bottles of painkillers can you buy for 50 yuan?Enough to feed her for years.

Qin Huairu knew that Jia Zhang simply stood up and talked without back pain, so he didn't answer the conversation.

At He Yuzhu's house next door, He Yuzhu was also complaining to Yi Zhonghai: "My lord, what Aunt Zhang said is absolutely right, that bastard surnamed Li in the backyard is really a living bandit, and he actually played such tricks with me.

I found fifty children to lie to me, and agreed that it was the lucky money for the children, but he distributed the money to everyone.

The third master is also worthless, so why don't you just give him a dollar?Running errands for Lee like a pug.

Ma De, the more I think about it, the more angry I get. I dragged that bastard out of the house and beat him up. I can't get over my anger. I'm going to the backyard to find him. "

As he talked, He Yuzhu became a little overbearing, and went to the backyard to settle accounts with Li Ye.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped him and said, "You are stupid. Just now Li Ye helped everyone give away the New Year's money. Everyone in the courtyard is grateful to Li Ye. At this time, if you trouble Li Ye, I can't even protect you."

Li Ye's prestige is at its peak now, and everyone is grateful to Li Ye.

It's true that He Yuzhu can fight, but can't the man who can beat the entire yard?
What's the difference between looking for Li Ye's troubles and looking for death at this juncture?Only a brainless reckless man like He Yuzhu could do such an impulsive thing.

(End of this chapter)