Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 137 Neptune Becomes a Tool Man (Please Subscribe!)

Maybe Xu Damao is timid when facing men, but what he lacks most when facing women is courage.

As long as the opposite is a woman, he dares to chat a few words.

After the colleagues in the publicity department had greeted Liu Chucui one by one, Xu Damao pulled his collar at the back, tidied up his clothes, and walked over with a confident smile.

"Liu Chucui, right? Good name, everyone will be colleagues who work together from now on.

My name is Xu Damao, and I am a few years older than you. If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Xu or Brother Da Mao. "

Xu Damao introduced himself confidently.

As a veteran in the field of love, he knew very well that a mediocre self-introduction was not enough to impress the girl, so he continued.

"I'm also a member of the Propaganda Section, but I don't stay in the office often, so you won't see me in the office too often in the future."

This way of chatting with suspense and half-talking can easily arouse the girl's curiosity, and this trick can be tried by Da Mao a hundred times.

Sure enough, Liu Chucui became curious and asked Xu Damao: "They all work in the publicity department, why don't you stay in the office, your job is special than everyone's job?"

Successfully bringing the topic to his profession, Xu Damao became more confident, smiled and said: "Because I am the only senior film projectionist within a five-kilometer radius.

My job is to show movies in other factories and in the countryside, so that workers and villagers can enjoy the art of movies in their spare time after work.

I love this job very much. When I play a movie commentary, the audience will be emotionally fluctuated because of my commentary, and feel the charm of the movie, and I will have an indescribable sense of happiness. "

Xu Damao found that Liu Chucui was listening to him carefully, so he knew there was something going on.

So, he changed the subject and took the opportunity to invite Liu Chucui: "Comrade Liu Chucui, work just started today, and according to the usual practice, the leader will arrange for me to show everyone an outdoor movie in the factory.

Let me reveal a little inside information to you in advance, the name of the movie is Qin Niangmei.

It tells the romantic love story of a beautiful Dong girl Qin Niangmei who fell in love with Zhulang, a young farmer in a neighboring village, in Sanbao, Guzhou more than 100 years ago. The two struggled for a free marriage.

I wonder if you are interested in this movie?If you want to see it, I can reserve the best spot for you.

As a projectionist, I still have this paltry power. "

Show off your projectionist privileges while boasting.

According to Xu Damao's experience, he is already sure, and there is a high probability that Liu Chucui will not refuse his invitation.

As long as Liu Chucui is willing to attend the appointment and watch a movie, he can proceed to the next step of his pursuit plan.

"Okay, then can you reserve two places for me? Section Chief Huang arranged for me a master to take me. I want to help my master get a good place."

Liu Chucui said expectantly.

"What's the problem with this? Once you open your mouth, I can do it for you even if you go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire. It's not a problem to reserve an extra seat."

Xu Damao didn't think too much, and readily agreed.

According to his observation and speculation, Section Chief Huang personally brought him here to introduce his identity. This Liu Chucui should be the daughter or relative of a certain bigwig.

It is impossible for Section Chief Huang to arrange a male master for Liu Chucui, so there is a high probability that this master is a woman.

Showing professional skills and eloquence in front of women is Xu Damao's favorite thing to do, of course he will not refuse.

Flattering Liu Chucui's master might be of great help to him in pursuing Liu Chucui.

……

After get off work in the afternoon, Xu Damao took his apprentices to work in the square of the factory for a while, and basically completed the debugging of the projector, and the movie can be played at any time.

Everyone has no entertainment these days, and the workers are very happy to watch a movie.

Even the people who lived near the rolling mills came to see the movie.

Seeing that Wuyang Wuyang was full of people, Xu Damao ran to Liu Chucui's side and said a few words.

He said that before playing the movie, he would explain the core idea of ​​the movie to Liu Chucui a little bit, so that Liu Chucui could better appreciate the movie.

Brothers He Yuzhu, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian looked enviously at Xu Damao's flirting operation.

They also want to have Xu Damao's excellent eloquence to win the girl's favor, but they don't have this talent, so they can only be envious and jealous.

Xu Damao himself enjoyed their envious eyes.

"Xu Damao, I have finished listening to your explanation, is it time to show the movie?

Look, there are so many people here, everyone is waiting for you to show the movie. "

Liu Chucui urged.

"What do they do? There are hundreds of people at the scene, and the only one I really care about is you.

You are not ready, they have to wait.

The movie doesn't start until you're ready and you say it's ready to start. "

Xu Damao said flatteringly.

"Then can you wait a little longer, wait for my master to arrive, and my master says you can start the movie before you play, I want to give my master a surprise."

Liu Chucui said.

"Of course, as long as it is what you say, I can help you do it all. You are my leader today."

Xu Damao flattered Liu Chucui, and then shouted at the crowd.

"Everyone, don't worry, wait another 2 minutes, there are some problems with the projector.

I seized the time to make adjustments, and I will be able to show the movie to everyone soon. "

Everyone has no complaints, it's good to watch a movie, waiting for 2 minutes is nothing at all.

Xu Damao wandered in front of He Yuzhu, and said triumphantly: "Silly Zhu, did you see it? This is my ability, buddy.

No matter what kind of woman, as long as she is a woman, I can easily win.

Liu Chucui, the family member of a certain big boss, if I catch up with her, I will save ten years of struggle.

Look at you again, what kind of things are you marrying? You married a man and went home, and finally had a child.

The child still doesn't take your surname and doesn't recognize you as a father. I feel sad for you!

Just wait, buddy, I want to have sons ahead of you and Li Ye, six and eight, I envy you to death. "

Xu Damao is like this, no matter what he does.As long as a little bit of work is done, he can't help running to show off in front of He Yuzhu.

Feeling offended, He Yuzhu glared at the cheap Xu Damao very displeasedly, and countered: "Grandson, you want to run before you can walk. Why don't you go to the sky? Let's talk about it after you catch up with him, who are you bragging about?" Won't."

"I'm jealous, I'm jealous, you are envious of Master Xu."

The more sour He Yuzhu's tone was, the happier Xu Damao was.

After Xu Damao left, He Yuzhu's face darkened.

No, he can't let Xu Damao successfully chase Liu Chucui.

Xu Damao really caught up with him, and he is really pregnant with a child in the future. Can he still raise his head in front of Xu Damao?Don't be laughed at by Xu Damao every day.

'You grandson, don't even think about succeeding. If you really catch up, I'll break it up for you. '

He Yuzhu already had a plan in his heart.

"Brother Mao, can you teach us two tricks, we want to have the same eloquence as you."

Brother Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian rushed to flatter Xu Damao.

This flattering Xu Damao sounds very comfortable, but he doesn't have a good impression of these two brothers.

If the two brothers hadn't rebelled, Liu Haizhong would have become the first master, and Xu Damao would have become the third master.

Because of this, Xu Damao has always hated the pair of brothers, so he scolded disdainfully: "Fuck off, where did you go back and forth, you two know the rebellion without knowing anything, and you want to learn from Master Xu and my girl-picking skills. Take a pee first to see if you are worthy."

Liu Haizhong is very dissatisfied with these two sons.

Even if Xu Damao insulted the two of them, Liu Haizhong would not wear shoes for him, so he dared to be unscrupulous.

"Look at how arrogant that guy Xu Damao is, he dared to say that we are worthless. Damn, how much better can he be than us."

Liu Guangtian looked at Xu Damao's back and scolded him.

The brothers were very dissatisfied with Xu Damao's arrogant attitude.

Obviously, they all put down their dignity and asked for advice humbly. It's fine if Xu Damao didn't teach, but he even insulted them. Who would be angry with such a thing?
"Okay, I'll fix him when I find a chance and give him a hard time.

You can’t touch him here today. He is a projectionist. If you punch him, he says he’s injured and can’t show the movie anymore. Everyone will hate you to death, you know? "

Liu Guangfu is not as impulsive and reckless as Liu Guangtian, he has some brains, or he has some attributes of old Yin coins.

Xu Damao went to the side of the projector and fiddled with it a few times.

After a little fiddling for a minute, he was already pretending that he was about to go back to Liu Chucui's side again to flatter her and say some nice compliments.

When he made Liu Chucui happy, he took the opportunity to propose to have dinner together after the movie, and show off his financial resources.

However, what Xu Damao didn't expect was that the appearance of a man broke his perfect layout.

A man actually sat down in the empty seat next to Liu Chucui.

He Yuzhu, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian noticed this change, they only thought Xu Damao deserved it!

Who made Xu Damao just run up in front of them and scream?Isn't retribution coming?
If a man makes Xu Damao unhappy, they will be happy.

Xu Damao walked up to the man, and said with some displeasure: "Li Ye, what are you doing? This is not your place, you want to watch a movie and find a place by yourself.

This is the position I reserved for Master Liu Chucui.Let me tell you, you can't occupy someone else's position, you know?What you do is against the rules. "

Xu Damao was a little depressed, how could he kill Li Ye halfway?

Without waiting for Li Ye to reply, Liu Chucui answered first: "He is my master! Today is my first day at work, and Section Chief Huang arranged for him to be my master and let him guide me to understand the work.

He took good care of me at work today, and I didn't even think about how to thank him, so you arranged two good seats for me to watch movies, so that I could take the opportunity to thank the master.

Xu Damao, you are really a good person. "

Boom, a bolt of lightning flashed in Xu Damao's mind.

He didn't react to the sudden thunderbolt from the blue sky for a while.

Li Ye is actually Liu Chucui's master?
He originally reserved two positions to please Liu Chucui and Liu Chucui's master.

In the end, his operation actually brought Liu Chucui and Li Ye together?

Hey!
Xu Damao's face was strange, and he had already started to scold his mother in his heart.

Liu Chucui flattered and asked Li Ye: "Master, do you think the movie can start playing? Let me explain the core idea of ​​this movie to you, so that you can more easily understand the true meaning of this movie when you watch it later... ..."

Liu Chucui repeated to Li Ye what Xu Damao had told her before.

Seeing this scene, Xu Damao was even more dumbfounded.

After arguing for a long time, it turned out that the clown turned out to be himself!
Liu Chucui listened carefully to his speech before, not because she became interested in his work, nor because she was interested in him as a person, but because she wanted to learn the details of the movie from him and use it to please Li Ye.

Knowing the truth, Xu Damao collapsed a bit.

He never thought that he, the sea king, would one day be reduced to being a tool man.

"Okay, I understand everything, and the movie can be played."

Li Ye spoke after listening to Liu Chucui's explanation.

"Xu Damao, didn't you just say that you want to help me look good in front of the master?
My master said that it is time to show a movie, so go and play a movie. "

After receiving Li Ye's affirmative answer, Liu Chucui immediately urged her.

Xu Damao was in a very depressed mood, but he had no choice but to show a movie.

After so long, it's time to show the movie to everyone.

If it drags on, the patience of the workers will be worn out, and they will be scolded.

Just as Xu Damao was about to turn around and leave to play a movie, Liu Chucui called him back again.

"Xu Damao, wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

Xu Damao thought that he could be rescued, so he turned around excitedly.

But he didn't want to, Liu Chucui said to him: "Don't run to me after the movie, I don't need to listen to your explanation. You are a good person, do it to the end, don't disturb me and the master watching the movie.

By the way, let me remind you kindly, what you said when chatting with girls is really vulgar.

Next time you want to pursue a girl, I suggest you change this habit. "

This is another series of critical blows, not only rejecting Xu Damao's pursuit, but also despising Xu Damao's proud girl-picking skills.

Xu Damao's experience in picking up girls is basically learned from hooking up widows in the countryside.

The widow in the country has no culture, and his rustic love words and compliments can achieve obvious results.

Liu Chucui is a highly educated girl. She has seen and heard many gorgeous articles and words, and she has also been involved in some famous classics.

Therefore, for her, Xu Damao's routines are completely unworkable, those low-end earthy love words will only make her feel very greasy and clichéd.

Xu Damao, who claims to be the best in the world in picking up girls in TV dramas, has never dated a knowledgeable girl because of this reason.

He always liked to rob He Yuzhu's partner, but he didn't rob Ran Qiuye.

Later, he wanted to have sex with You Fengxia, but in the end, there were no pants left from You Fengxia's cheating.

Facts have proved that Xu Damao can only play in low-end games.

Just the two ounces of oil in his stomach is not enough for high-end games, and no one can be fooled by his nonsense.

Li Ye was forcibly pulled over by Liu Chucui to watch the movie.

He is used to watching blockbuster movies of later generations, and he is not very interested in black and white movies these days.

However, Liu Chucui gave Xu Damao a good person card, which made Li Ye feel very interesting.

This Xu Damao really didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, and he wanted to pursue Liu Chucui.

Liu Chucui is the daughter of Li Changming's wife's sister.

Even when Xu Damao offended Li Changming, he dared to pursue his niece. He was really not afraid of being interrupted.

For Li Changming, he arranged for a beautiful niece to follow him in the publicity department.

Although Li Changming didn't say it clearly, Li Ye could guess some of Li Changming's intentions.

Li Changming is really a real person!This is to give yourself a woman to make a relationship.

It seems that the twenty large yellow croakers are really powerful when they are thrown down.

But Li Ye already had a wife, so he was really not sure how to deal with Liu Chucui.

If you refuse, if you don't give Li Changming face, Li Changming will be unhappy.

Don't refuse, he is a man with a wife, so it's not easy to deal with.

Li Ye planned to delay it for a while, and see how to deal with it after a while.

After the movie started, Xu Damao was in a very depressed mood, and he didn't have the face to go to Liu Chucui again to make fun of himself.

He found an empty seat and sat down, not wanting He Yuzhu, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian brothers to come one after another, and they came to take revenge.

"Guangtian, it's a good thing he didn't teach us to send the girl he likes to other men with his hands. If this kind of unique skill is taught to us, our lives will be ruined."

Liu Guangfu said with a sneer.

"That's right, the technique of picking up girls is really too advanced. Think about it seriously, we fools and rice bags are really not qualified to learn such an advanced technique, let Xu Damao keep it for himself."

Liu Guangtian felt very relieved when he said this.

"Grandson, what did I say? I told you not to be too complacent, first catch up with the girl and then brag.

Look at you, don't you suffer if you don't listen to me?The girl didn't even notice you.

You can't blame the girl, take a pee and look at your bad face, if I were a girl, I wouldn't even like you. "

He Yuzhu was the happiest of the revenge trio.

He Yuzhu was enjoying his revenge, but found that Qin Huairu had brought a beautiful girl and child to watch a movie.

Take a closer look, isn't that girl Qin Jingru?
Seeing Qin Jingru, He Yuzhu suddenly became excited.

He spat some saliva on his hands, used the saliva to tidy up the hair on his forehead, and said to Xu Damao very embarrassingly: "Grandson, I think your son can't be born before mine.

It doesn't matter if Zhang Xiuli doesn't let her children recognize me. Sister Qin called her sister from her hometown to introduce me.

I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to chat with Sister Qin's sister. "

Xu Damao was so angry that he was about to grit his teeth. Now even He Yuzhu can despise him when it comes to chasing women.

It's all Li Ye's fault, he already has a wife, why did he rob him of Liu Chucui?
If it weren't for Li Ye, he would never have lost such a big face.

(End of this chapter)