Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 163 Deception!

He Yuzhu's heart-piercing cry of pain quickly attracted the entire courtyard to the middle courtyard.

When Li Ye and others came to He's house, they found He Yuzhu bouncing around in the house clutching his buttocks, his face was blood red, and his painful facial features were twisted together.

There is also a pungent and unpleasant smell of burning in the house, which is a bit similar to the smell of garbage incineration.

In addition to the burnt smell, the air was filled with the aroma of barbecue.

So people who came to He's house were very confused.

How did He Yuzhu make it smelly and fragrant?

"Silly Zhu, are you researching some new dish at home? Why does it smell like meat but also a bit smelly. Your new dish is a bit heavy."

Yan Jiecheng asked in bewilderment.

He Yuzhu rubbed his buttocks, gave Yan Jiecheng a white look, and said, "My buttocks are almost cooked, you still have the mind to joke around here. Go outside and get a piece of cactus and apply it on me, and I'll thank you."

After hearing this, everyone looked in the direction of He Yuzhu's buttocks, and found that He Yuzhu's trousers had been torn with a big hole, and a piece of flesh inside was vaguely visible, which was obviously a high-temperature burn.

"Sizhu, you are really interesting, burning your own ass at home."

Liu Guangtian joked.

The people around couldn't help laughing.

There is no way, He Yuzhu's appearance is too funny and funny now.

He Yuzhu blushed a little when he heard everyone's laughter, and retorted: "You fart, who is free to roast their own ass? I didn't do it myself, it was the son of Widow Qin."

After complaining about the stick, He Yuzhu had a gloomy face and was in a very depressed mood.

He couldn't figure it out, since he was so nice to BangGiao, why did BangGiao burn his ass with a red-hot poker?

Just because he and Qin Huairu held hands?Is it just such a small problem?

After today's incident, He Yuzhu became a little pessimistic about his future relationship with Qin Huairu.

Just seeing him holding hands with Qin Huairu, Bang Jiao had already given him such a stern warning.

If he really slept with Qin Huairu, maybe Bang Geng would really kill him.

While everyone was talking and discussing, the first mother had already cut a piece of cactus from the yard, brought it to He Yuzhu's house, handed it over, shook her head and said, "This widow Qin's son has really gone too far recently.

Find the little hooligans to beat people, steal things, and now burn Zhuzi's ass.

If you don't care about it, it will really become a disaster. "

Da Ma is a kind old man, seeing He Yuzhu's ass almost scalding, she can't help but feel distressed.

After all, she watched He Yuzhu's brothers and sisters grow up, and she has no children, so she has some feelings for He Yuzhu's brothers and sisters.

Li Ye shook his head slightly after hearing Da Ma's words, saying that Da Ma is a good person, but she really can't judge people well.

Is the stick stem about to become a scourge?Still need to change?This kid was a disaster.

Watching He Yuzhu take off his trousers, leaving only a pair of underpants, and then smearing the scalded piece of flesh with cactus juice, Li Ye suddenly remembered another TV series called "Home Cooking" that he had watched before crossing.

Liu Hongchang, the protagonist in the home-cooked dish, was scalded with a kettle lid by an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.

Today, like He Yuzhu, he was scalded with tongs by an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf stick terrier. How similar is it?
Of course, if you look deeper, there is still a difference between the two.

Liu Hongchang is a really good person, and He Yuzhu is a bastard who occasionally does a few good things, but most of the time he only does messy things.

So Li Ye sympathized with Liu Hongchang, but he definitely would not sympathize with He Yuzhu.

Isn't the stick stem just what He Yuzhu is used to?Being scalded by a stick to his butt can only be regarded as He Yuzhu's own bitter fruit.

Looking at He Yuzhu who was painting his buttocks, Li Ye said to him: "The stick has scalded you like this, so you just use a cactus to paint it at home and you're done? Go to the hospital and let Widow Qin and Jia Zhang Pay for medical bills.

It's only natural to burn people and go to the hospital. You can send sticks to the juvenile detention center. "

He Yuzhu showed a bit of a bitter smile, and sighed: "Forget it, Stick has some kind of misunderstanding about me, I understand him.

If I were him, I wouldn't be able to bear this kind of thing.

I won't go to the hospital anymore. If I go to the hospital, I have to ask Sister Qin to pay for the medical expenses.

With Jia Dongxu's death, her family can't get rid of it. If she is asked to pay for the medical expenses, life will soon be difficult.

It's even more impossible to send the stick to the juvenile detention center. How sad will Sister Qin and Aunt Zhang be to send the child to the juvenile detention center? "

Li Ye shook his head, and only commented: "You are such a fucking good person, the kind who is not clear-headed."

This kind of person really doesn't deserve sympathy.

Li Ye had already offered him a suggestion to save his breath, but he didn't listen to it at all, and was still making excuses for the stick that scalded him.There is no bottom line for licking the widow. He really deserves to freeze to death in the bridge hole.

Since He Yuzhu himself no longer pursued the responsibility of the stick, and the uncle in the yard had no room to play, everyone dispersed after watching the excitement, and went back to their respective homes.

On the way back to the backyard, Lou Xiao'e was very puzzled and said, "Husband, why do you think that silly Zhu is so stupid?

It's a joke that they were all injured so badly by sticks, and they refused to go to the hospital, worrying that Qin Huairu would spend money.

He is an injured person, and I am speechless for being afraid of costing the party who hurt him.

I also don't feel that Qin Huairu's family is poor. When I go shopping in the morning, I sometimes run into Jia Zhang's family. Jia Zhang's family doesn't spend money at all. "

It was the first time Lou Xiaoe saw such a strange thing when she grew up.

The more she got to know He Yuzhu, the more she felt that it was the right choice not to believe what the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai said, and to ignore He Yuzhu.

Marrying such a fool will ruin your whole life.

"Shazhu is such a good person, he likes Qin Huairu, so he has no bottom line to give in front of Qin Huairu.

BangGiao is Qin Huairu's son, and he must have taken a tolerant attitude towards BangGiao. "

Li Ye didn't find it strange at all.

This is in line with He Yuzhu's consistent character. Isn't this guy just such a person?
"With his appearance, any woman with a heart would not look at him.

Besides, now that Banggen dares to treat him like this, even if he can catch up with Qin Huairu and marry Qin Huairu, he probably won't be happy. "

Lou Xiaoe said again.

Li Ye nodded appreciatively. As expected of a strong woman who will dominate the world more than ten years later, she is still very accurate in judging people and things.

Indeed, as Lou Xiao'e said, He Yuzhu adopted such a humble attitude to curry favor with Qin Huairu and Bang Geng, and in the end he married Qin Huairu, but nothing good would come of it.

Li Ye heard that there is a version ending that He Yuzhu is too old to be used, and is driven to live in the bridge hole by the stick, and is frozen to death in the bridge hole in winter.

It's hard to say whether this ending is true or not, but even if it is false, He Yuzhu didn't freeze to death in the bridge hole, but life in his later years must be difficult.

"Okay, let's not care about silly Zhu, what he likes is his business.

He obviously has a lot of good cards in his hand, and he became a canteen chef in a rolling mill at the age of 25 or six.

As long as you correct some bad mouth problems, you can marry a good wife at any time and live a happy life with your wife and children.

It was his own fault that he had to get involved with the widow.

Also, you think he is stupid and pitiful, but he doesn't think so.

He doesn't know how happy he is to be able to communicate with Qin Huairu every day. "

Li Ye said to Lou Xiaoe.

Lou Xiao'e is good at everything, but she is too kind, so it is easy to suffer!

……

Qin Huairu took a few glances outside the Jia's house in the middle courtyard, and saw that everyone had already dispersed and no one came to knock on the door of Jia's house, so she breathed a sigh of relief: "Zhu Zi should not pursue the responsibility of the stick, really. Fortunately, otherwise, our family would have to pay another medical bill."

"He has to dare to come to my house to ask for medical expenses, and I didn't even settle accounts with him when I touched my Jia's daughter-in-law.

If he didn't come to ask for money, he was smart. If he really came, I would beat him out with a broom. "

Jia Zhang, who was sitting on the kang with the soles of his shoes, said coldly.

Originally, Qin Huairu thought to wait for the people to leave and pay He Yuzhu a substitute instead, so that He Yuzhu could feel better.

Seeing the reactions of Jia Zhang and Bang Jiao, she didn't dare to move.

In case she provoked the stick in the past, maybe the stick will do even crazier moves, and the trouble will be even bigger then.

She was really worried that the long-term meal ticket that she had cultivated with great difficulty would be lost in such a fuss.

It is really too difficult to support the family with her salary of 17 yuan and [-] yuan a month.

Both Jia Zhang and Bang Geng only want to have fun for a while.

The family needed money, so they knew how to ask her to take care of He Yuzhu to borrow it.

He Yuzhu did something wrong, and they kept destroying the relationship between He Yuzhu and his family.

Qin Huairu felt that it was really tiring to be stuck between Jia's family and He Yuzhu. Both sides needed to be considered, and both sides had to be taken care of.

Seeing Jia Zhang and Bang Geng sitting on the kang talking and laughing, Qin Huairu could only sigh.

……

At He Yuzhu's house next door, Xu Damao knocked lightly on the window of He's house a few times, and shouted into the house: "Silly Zhu, open the door, I have something very important to tell you."

After applying the cactus juice, He Yuzhu's butt was not as painful as before, but it was still hot.

He felt that Xu Damao must have heard the news of his butt being scalded from somewhere to deliberately laugh at him, so he said impatiently: "Get out, don't open the door, I don't want to see you."

"It's urgent, please open the door."

Xu Damao urged.

He Yuzhu felt that Xu Damao was annoying, so he went out with a rolling pin, ready to blow away Xu Damao, an annoying fly.

If Xu Damao dared to laugh at his ass, he would definitely give Xu Damao two sticks.

The result was somewhat beyond He Yuzhu's expectations. Xu Damao seemed to have just come back from the outside, and he hadn't heard about his butt burns, and he didn't mention his butt at all.

Xu Damao didn't come to laugh at him either.

As soon as the door of He's house opened, Xu Damao ran up to He Yuzhu and knelt down: "Master He, I was wrong, I shouldn't have opposed you, and I shouldn't have done anything to Qin Huairu.

Your lord, please forgive me a lot. From now on, let's be safe and live our own lives, and don't provoke anyone. Do you think it's okay? "

Xu Damao and He Yuzhu have been fighting for more than ten or twenty years, and they have always refused to accept each other.

Both of them want to dominate each other, and they have to be the first in everything.

Xu Damao knelt on the ground and confessed, which made He Yuzhu feel an unparalleled sense of accomplishment, and felt that he had won the final victory in this battle that lasted more than ten years.

"Hey! Since you knelt in front of me, I forgive you.

Just be honest in the future, as long as you are honest and don't mess with me, I will never touch you. "

He Yuzhu felt very refreshed and said generously.

He felt that Xu Damao must have been frightened by his recent actions.

After Xu Damao's job as a projectionist was gone, he could only clean the toilet.

Xu Damao was already afraid of him and begged him to let him go.

It just so happened that he was a person who was easy to be satisfied, and with a wave of his hand, he agreed to let Xu Damao go.

Xu Damao got He Yuzhu's forgiveness, stood up immediately, put up a thumbs up and praised: "Master He, you are really like this, I know you are a generous person, you will definitely forgive me.

In short, I am completely convinced by you.

How about this, I will be the host today, and I will prepare food and drinks outside for you to have a meal, how about as our reconciliation hangover? "

He Yuzhu's butt was in burning pain, and he endured not going to the hospital. He just wanted to find a bottle of wine to drink, so that he would get drunk and sleep for a while to relieve the pain.

Unfortunately, there was no wine at home, so Xu Damao came to the door and said that the banquet was ready.

He Yuzhu hesitated for a moment, feeling that he could not refuse Xu Damao.

He knelt down again, and prepared a reconciliation hangover, how did he lose face?If he refuses, doesn't that mean slapping Xu Damao in the face?
"Since you are so sensible, I must give you face. You wait for me outside, and I will go in and change a pair of pants."

He Yuzhu said.

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

Xu Damao watched He Yuzhu go back to the room, and a ruthless look flashed in his eyes.

After waiting for a few minutes, He Yuzhu changed his pants, and Xu Damao led him to a restaurant.

Last time, Niu Hong and Niu Hong's boys who hung up the broken shoes for Bang Geng were also there, and they were called by Xu Damao.

Xu Damao had only one purpose in calling them here. Today, the four of them must get He Yuzhu drunk.

He Yuzhu is a person who is easy to drift, and Xu Damao has already admitted that he is intimidated, which makes He Yuzhu very proud. In addition, Xu Damao's first-rate persuasion ability at the wine table makes He Yuzhu drink non-stop.

After eating this meal for several hours, Xu Damao Niuhong and the other two boys finally got He Yuzhu drunk.

He Yuzhu is happy when drinking, enjoying the flattery of Xu Damao, a lifelong enemy, and can use alcohol to numb himself and relieve the pain in his buttocks, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

But when he sobers up, he will regret for the rest of his life that he had a drink with Xu Damao today.

Because the next day, when he sobered up, he found himself in a strange room with a naked woman lying beside him.

He Yuzhu was instantly frightened into a cold sweat.

Xu Damao's grandson actually tricked him!
(End of this chapter)