Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 166 It's Mei Shi's, what's the big deal about warts (please subscribe!)

"Are you envious? Niu Hong is a pure and good girl with an innocent family background. Like me, her ancestors were all farm laborers. Most of her family members died in the war. Now she is the only one left in the family."

He Yuzhu thought that Li Ye was really envious of him, and felt that he would save face, so he began to praise Niu Hong vigorously.

Speaking of mouths, this guy really has a mouth.

It's fine to brag about Niu Hong, and he still uses Niu Hong's family background to say, isn't this satirizing Lou Xiao'e's background in front of Li Ye that it is not clean enough?
Li Ye thought it was funny. It's not good for He Yuzhu to use someone's background to bully Lou Xiao'e, but he used a bullish background to bully Lou Xiao'e. It's really ridiculous.

He Yuzhu probably didn't know that Niu Hong's ancestors were big traitors, right?

It is estimated that all the family members were killed in the war-torn years, which is just Niu Hong's argument for laundering money for his family.

Somehow, He Yuzhu actually believed it.

Of course, Niu Hong might mean that her family members all died fighting for small days in the war-torn years, which is very reasonable, but He Yuzhu misunderstood the original meaning.

When a person is immersed in the beautiful world he imagined, don't break his fantasy, just like watching a monkey show in a circus, just watching him perform quietly is enough.

Li Ye is now adopting such a mentality.

He didn't tell the truth, he watched He Yuzhu's performance quietly, and watched He Yuzhu show off Niu Hong as a 'good wife'.

With a hearty smile on Li Ye's face, he took the two wedding candies from Niu Hong and gave He Yuzhu an affirmative answer: "Master He, the top chef in our courtyard, is getting married. I must eat this wedding candy. You have to be happy.

Once you have decided on a certain day to hold a banquet, let me know, and I promise to come to join you.

I will also convey your original words to Zhang Xiuli and Cheng Industry, and invite them to come and enjoy the joy together. "

"Then you must remember to tell them."

He Yuzhu emphasized again, and then took Niu Hong's little hand and went home happily.

After He Yuzhu left, Li Ye couldn't hold back anymore and couldn't help laughing.

Seeing that Li Ye was laughing all the time, Lou Xiaoe stretched out her hand to touch Li Ye's forehead. She wondered if the husband's brain was broken.

"Is it so funny? I'm a fool getting married, why are you happy? It's not that you want to get married."

Lou Xiao'e gave Li Ye a big white eye, expressing that she was speechless.

Even though Lou Xiaoe gave her a blank look, Li Ye still couldn't stop laughing.

No way, who can hold back a smile when encountering such an interesting thing?

"Daughter-in-law, I really can't hold back my laughter, this silly column is so interesting, it can surprise me every time.

He came to us to brag about the purity of his new daughter-in-law, and even boasted that his new daughter-in-law had a clean family background, it was really ridiculous.

Guess he hasn't known this new daughter-in-law long enough, and he doesn't know anything about this new daughter-in-law.

After getting along for a long time, he slowly came back to the taste, it must be very interesting. "

Li Ye has already begun to look forward to He Yuzhu's reaction after he belatedly discovers Niu Hong's real family background and former occupation.

Lou Xiaoe was aroused by Li Ye's words, and asked curiously: "What do you mean? Why do I hear what you said just now, and there is a feeling that you know his new wife better than Sha Zhu?"

"Don't tell me, I really know his new daughter-in-law better than Sha Zhu, and I have dealt with his new daughter-in-law half a year ago.

I met his new daughter-in-law half a year ago, but his new daughter-in-law hasn't seen me.

You can boldly guess what Shazhu's new daughter-in-law used to do, use your imagination, diverge your thinking, and guess boldly. "

Li Ye made a fool of himself and asked Lou Xiaoe to guess first.

"Factory girl?"

"The female worker in the cafeteria?"

……

Lou Xiao'e guessed several occupations in a row, and every time Li Ye shook her head and vetoed it.

The occupation Lou Xiaoe guessed was still too conservative. The occupations she mentioned were basically serious jobs, and she did not let go of her imagination at all to make bold guesses.

"Oh! You'd better tell me, I'm stupid, I can't guess."

After guessing wrong several times in a row, Lou Xiaoe was a little discouraged.

Knowing that Lou Xiao'e couldn't guess the answer, Li Ye stopped whetting her appetite, and said directly: "This new daughter-in-law of Shazhu used to be in the half-closed business. What is a half-closed door, don't I need to explain it?"

Lou Xiaoe froze immediately after hearing this answer.

She guessed everything and was stunned because she didn't expect that Niu Hong was actually in that kind of business.

Of course she knew what the half-closed door business meant, and the half-closed door business was the business of selling meat.

She would never have thought that He Yuzhu would marry a butcher and return home.

She could understand why Li Ye couldn't help laughing just now.

Marrying a half-closed woman and returning home as a daughter-in-law, and boasting of her daughter-in-law's purity in front of outsiders, not to mention Li Ye can't hold back, even she can't hold back.

If Li Ye could hold back his laughter until He Yuzhu left, he could already be called the champion of holding back a laugh.

"A new daughter-in-law swaggered in front of us to give out wedding candies, and asked us to notify Xiuli and Industry to come to his wedding banquet.

I thought he married such a wonderful woman after abandoning Xiuli, that's why he wanted to show off in front of Xiuli, but in the end..."

Lou Xiaoe shook her head, she was really speechless, she didn't know how to evaluate He Yuzhu, an extremely ridiculous person.

Li Ye continued: "By the way, Sha Zhu's new daughter-in-law is not only pure, her father and grandfather were both traitors back then.

Her uncle used to raise thugs to force girls into prostitution in the old days.

Six months ago, a relative of Deputy Factory Manager Li's wife's family was tricked by Niu Hong and was extorted thousands of dollars.

Deputy Factory Manager Li was unwilling to wade through this muddy water, so he entrusted Section Chief Liu and me to help deal with it. "

"..."

Lou Xiaoe was even more speechless, after the traitor + half-closed the door, the buffs were all stacked.

After a while, Lou Xiao'e, who was soft and kind, said, "Silly Zhu seems to have been kept in the dark. He doesn't know anything about this woman. Shall we remind him?"

"Go home, don't always try to be a good person. Just think about the character of that guy, if you tell him that his new wife is a chicken.

Do you think he will thank you or hate you?He'll just think you're insulting him.

That being the case, why do we do such thankless things?

Wouldn't it be nice to quietly be a spectator watching the fun and look at the silly Zhu?

You feel stupid, but maybe others will enjoy it. "

Li Ye dragged Lou Xiaoe home.

Lou Xiao'e has such a kind personality, and only after the TV series will she be crazily sucked blood by the people in the courtyard.

Being too kind is not necessarily a good thing sometimes.

Lou Xiao'e thought about it carefully, and felt that Li Ye's words made some sense.

She was right, she felt that He Yuzhu was miserable, but maybe he himself enjoyed it.

Isn't it a classic case that He Yuzhu has no bottom line to please Qin Huairu's family?
All the people in the courtyard would probably laugh at He Yuzhu behind his back as a big fool, who would not want a young girl in her prime, but would just focus on helping others.

Everyone laughed at He Yuzhu, He Yuzhu himself could say a few words to Qin Huairu every day, and he didn't know how happy he was.

After He Yuzhu and Niu Hong returned home, He Yuzhu asked Niu Hong to live in his house from now on.

They have already obtained the certificates, and they are legal couples. It is only natural to live together, and no one will make irresponsible remarks.

The lonely man and the widow lived in the same room, and He Yuzhu felt that since the rice had been cooked and cooked and married a daughter-in-law, he had to enjoy it.

He was drunk that night and didn't feel anything. Today he has to experience it.

After half an hour...

He Yuzhu sat on the bed and lit a cigarette, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Looking at He Yuzhu's Sima face, he knew it was very bad.

But Niu Hong has a countermeasure!
In He Yuzhu's case, her character is a pure girl who couldn't be more pure.Humiliated by He Yuzhu, she had no choice but to marry He Yuzhu.

If there is a problem, it is He Yuzhu's problem. She is an unprofessional girl and there will be no problem.

Niu Hong's answer shocked He Yuzhu deeply, and made him deeply doubt whether he really couldn't do it himself?
This is Niu Hong's spiritual pua to him.

He Yuzhu felt very painful after being hit like this, and he asked Niu Hong another question feebly: "Then why do you have so many small red bags?"

"Maybe it's caused by eating too much chili recently. It's a plum thing. Warts are no big deal. Eat more light, and it will recover after a period of conditioning."

Niu Hong made a brand new answer to the disease he had been infected with after many battles.

He Yuzhu believed it for the time being.

He didn't believe it and he had no choice. He had just received the certificate, so he couldn't leave?
Even if he bears the burden of humiliation, he will have to endure it for a year and a half before he can file for divorce.

Niu Hong was cooking at home, while He Yuzhu sat on the threshold of the house, smoking several suffocating cigarettes in a row.

He always felt that there was something wrong with Niu Honghuo, but he couldn't say that, so he could only smoke a stuffy cigarette to relieve the depression in his heart.

"Silly Zhu, you are so happy! Is your daughter-in-law staying at home today?

That's right, all the certificates have been collected, and the only thing left for legal couples is to set up a banquet.

Let's see how lucky you are, your daughter-in-law will cook for you on the first day when she comes to the house, and you can just wait to eat, what a blessing. "

Yan Bugui passed by the middle courtyard, seeing He Yuzhu sitting in front of his house and Niu Hong who was busy in He Yuzhu's house, he couldn't help expressing such emotion.

If it was an hour ago, Yan Bugui's words would have made He Yuzhu very happy.

But now, He Yuzhu couldn't be happy at all.

(End of this chapter)