Siheyuan: Starting from the blind date

Chapter 84 I will definitely let you eat a pot (please subscribe!)

Xu Damao has never been a person who takes face too seriously. In order to please the leader, he can act as a clown.

He Yuzhu had basically never won a fight with He Yuzhu in the courtyard, and sometimes he was even beaten by He Yuzhu in public.

These are all humiliating things.

If Xu Damao took face seriously, he would have committed suicide by jumping off the building.

Of course, there is a bottom line for Xu Damao not to care about face.

Just don't shame him for not being able to have a baby.

So when He Yuzhu asked him to call him Grandpa, he just struggled for a few seconds before accepting it.

"Grandpa, lord, I respect you as my lord, can you loosen the rope for me?"

Xu Damao gritted his teeth, turned his heart, and yelled.

Anyway, it's just shouting, and it won't lose a piece of meat. It's better than being tied up and watched by people who come to work later, or being beaten up by He Yuzhu.

"What? You usually call your grandfather just one word? Don't play dumb for me, be honest.

After shouting, I feel at ease, and I will untie the rope for you. "

He Yuzhu folded his hands in front of his chest, very dissatisfied with Xu Damao's perfunctory name.

Xu Damao had no choice but to bite the bullet and shout: "Grandpa, you are my grandfather, should you be satisfied now?"

"Hey! It's right this time, this is how the grandson calls him grandpa.

You stand still, Grandpa, I will untie the rope for you right now. "

For a moment, He Yuzhu felt a lot more relaxed, which can be regarded as a victory for him.

What would happen if Li Ye was behind the scenes?

Xu Damao was not his opponent before, and he is not his opponent now either.

This time, his perfect plan was absolutely foolproof, and Xu Damao went back to ask Li Ye for help.

If Li Ye really wanted to help Xu Damao get ahead, he would teach Li Ye a lesson by the way.

Kill two people he hates at once, killing two birds with one stone.

Thinking about it, He Yuzhu couldn't help admiring his mind, it was so smart.

He Yuzhu helped Xu Damao untie the rope with a triumphant mood.

Xu Damao moved his numb legs and body, and seeing He Yuzhu's embarrassing expression, he was even more sure that this was a trick He Yuzhu deliberately played on him.

If he was really drunk, what would he do to a certain woman? With his relationship with He Yuzhu, would He Yuzhu be so kind to save him?
Even if he was really saved, he would definitely have to take advantage of this matter to beat him up and take private revenge quietly.

Seeing He Yuzhu's complacent look, Xu Damao couldn't help but secretly admire Li Ye.

As expected of Mr. Li, he is accurate in judging people.

Li Ye said that He Yuzhu is a person who has no big ambitions and is complacent when he tastes a little bit of sweetness. This evaluation is absolutely correct.

He just called He Yuzhu grandpa, and He Yuzhu was so happy that he couldn't find the north.

Remembering Li Ye's advice from yesterday morning, Xu Damao hurriedly asked, "Silly... Lord, where are my pants? Why can't I find them? Why do I only have one pair of pants?"

This was part of He Yuzhu's plan. He only left Xu Damao with a pair of underpants, and he hid the pants, so that Xu Damao would go home wearing a pair of underpants, so that he would lose people all the way.

"I don't know. If you ask me, who should I ask? You can look outside the factory to see if you can find it.

Didn't I make it very clear just now?When you're drunk, you hold onto the girl's hand and you have to take off your pants yourself.

It is estimated that you took off your pants by yourself at that time.You can't blame me for this, you took off your pants yourself.

It’s good enough that I saved you, I didn’t have the time to help you pick up your pants back then. "

He Yuzhu shook his head and pretended to be dumb.

"Ah? That's it, that's a pity. Yesterday I had 70 yuan in my trouser pocket, and some food stamps and meat tickets. I was thinking about going to buy some food for home after get off work at night.

Isn't this just thinking of thanking you for saving my life? I want to give you both the money and the ticket as a thank you for your great kindness.

I didn't expect the pants to be lost, and I don't know if they were picked up by someone, and I don't know if they can be found.

I guess I can't find it, so forget it. "

Xu Damao said with emotion.

When He Yuzhu heard this, his heart was moved. Last time he beat Xu Damao, Xu Damao asked for a sum of money, and Xu Damao went to the hospital. In short, he spent a lot of money.

Although most of the money was paid by Yi Zhonghai, he still felt uncomfortable and felt that he had lost money.

If you can win back the money you lost in the first place, it must be a good thing.

He Yuzhu's heart was moved, he thought for a while, and then said: "Ah, I remembered, in fact, I helped you pick up your pants last night, there were so many things that I forgot for a while.

It seems to be under the shelf, you can look for it, if you find it, I will bring it back.If you can't find it, it's gone. "

Xu Damao immediately got down on the ground, put his face on the ground and squinted his eyes to look under the shelf, and he really found his pants.

He was right in guessing, it was clear that He Yuzhu intended to punish him.

Now that he has Li Ye to help him make suggestions, would he be afraid of He Yuzhu's little skill?

Xu Damao took out his trousers, put them on, squeezed out a flattering smile, and took out 70 yuan and a few food stamps from his trouser pocket: "My lord, I can't repay you for saving my life. You just accept this little thing." Bar."

Without thinking too much, He Yuzhu accepted the money and ticket that Xu Damao handed over with peace of mind.

He felt that these things belonged to him. He had compensated Xu Damao before, but they just handed them over to Xu Damao for safekeeping temporarily.

Now that Xu Damao took the initiative to send back what belonged to him, how could he not accept it?
"It would be great if you had this awareness a long time ago, kid, I wouldn't beat you twice a month.

Very good, keep up the attitude.Next time you make a mistake and I meet you, I will save you. "

He Yuzhu put the money and tickets in his pocket, drinking tea very satisfied.

At this time, Xu Damao had already reached the entrance of the kitchen, about ten or twenty steps away from He Yuzhu.

He had already gone through the coping steps Li Ye taught him, and hid at a relatively safe distance. He no longer needed to pretend to be a grandson in front of He Yuzhu.

"Silly Zhu, do you really think I'm a fool? I'm drunk and holding the girl's hand outside the factory. It's okay to use your theory to fool fools. You want to fool you, Mr. Xu, and me. Are you dreaming?

You just wait for me, Master Xu's counterattack is coming soon, and I will definitely let you eat a pot when the time comes. "

Xu Damao said harsh words while patting the dust on his trousers, his expression looked a bit ferocious.

"Xu Damao, I knew that you son of a bitch couldn't get over eating shit. I'm waiting for you, and I want to see how you make me eat a pot."

He Yuzhu is not at all cowardly, he is not afraid of Xu Damao's harsh words at all, because he still has the second half of this move that is useless.

This second move can kill Xu Damao before Xu Damao can take revenge.

　The remaining six chapters are being written, and the writing is slow, crying!

　　
　
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