not a monster

Chapter 121 The little old lady wants to be a young man
Feng Wuli felt that Wang Xilou was stupid tonight, so he plugged in the hair dryer and asked her to come over to blow dry her hair.

Wang Xilou used his butt to move, and moved over on the sofa.

The hair dryer turned on and buzzed. She seemed to say something, but the hair dryer was too loud, and the wind was unreasonable. I couldn't hear it clearly. I asked her to say it again, and she said it was nothing.

"Don't burn Master's hair."

"Your hair won't burn even if you burn it with fire."

"It seems to be the same..." She turned the channel with the remote control, and asked again: "When was the last time I went to the zoo?"

"Fifth grade in elementary school? I forgot too. The ecological zoo was not fun at that time. I heard that it is much more interesting in recent years, but I am already in high school."

"Oh."

What did she think of, "Master, what kind of clothes should you wear tomorrow? I'm afraid you'll lose face if you dress too rustic."

"...Don't wear the red and purple clothes that grandma and grandma would wear. Have you seen young girls wearing them? They are all old people's clothes... It's not that it's embarrassing, it's just that young women wear clothes like their own. Auntie is very strange."

"I think it's pretty, much prettier than our clothes at that time." Wang Xilou was distressed.

In Wang Xilou's eyes, those floral padded jackets and old lady's clothes full of floral elements in bright purple and red are also very good-looking.

"And what about young women, Master is over 800 years old."

"If you didn't always dress like an old lady, everyone would believe that she was my sister."

"What does it mean to dress like an old lady?"

Wang Xilou leaned on the back of the sofa, tilted his head back, exposing his fair neck, and looked behind him, Feng unreasonably picked up a strand of her hair to blow.

In fact, she is quite confused, she is always one step behind the times.

"This vest of yours is the one worn by those old ladies."

Wang Xilou looked down and saw that it was indeed a wrinkled vest, but other old ladies also had loose skin under the loose vest, while her skin under the vest was still firm and supple. Underneath it is like wearing only a piece of cloth, and you can see the white tube top through the armpit. It has nothing to do with fashion, like a village girl who came out of the mountains in the 70s and [-]s.

"Now these shorts are the same, just like the old lady's pants."

Wang Xilou couldn't hold back his face, but he didn't know how to retort: ​​"Master's clothes are all like this, so what should I do?"

"Don't you still have those cheongsams? They're very pretty, and they taste good when you wear them."

"Cheongsam...you said that it looks like an aunt, not a young man."

Feng Wuli sighed and realized that after so many years of being corny, the little zombie wanted to dress like a little girl.

This thought is straight-forward.

"Then drop by the mall tomorrow to pick some for you."

"But what about going out tomorrow?"

"..."

Feng Wuli looked at her, and she also looked back at her little apprentice blankly.

"Wear mine."

"what?"

"I also have some unisex ones. Girls can also wear work clothes. You can wear mine tomorrow."

"Oh."

"You're so weird tonight."

"...Hey! Don't blow it, don't blow it, just dry it, wait for it to dry naturally."

She got up, snatched the hair dryer, put it aside, and pushed the wind back to his room unreasonably: "You study quickly, the family is looking forward to you, a college student, to be better."

The little zombie who unloads the mill and kills the donkey.

Back in the room, I took out a book of [-] words out of order and started to memorize them. I memorized [-] words a day, memorized and wrote, occasionally replied to Jiang and made two WeChat messages, and the fat man asked him to play games.

Rejected!
Suddenly, the window in front of the desk cracked twice.

A drop of water bloomed in front of the window, and then it rained outside, like a snowflake interface appeared on the TV when there was no signal a few years ago, and the world suddenly became quiet.

After a while, the outside of the room became lively. It should be that Ye Ji and the little fox came back. Wang Xilou was complaining that they made the whole room full of water. Wan was very obedient, and then there was the sound of a hair dryer outside.

"Hey, don't move around."

"You are not allowed to order me...don't pinch the back of my neck, I will not move!"

The sound of the rain mixed with the voices outside, that peaceful atmosphere...

Also memorize any words.

I took out my phone to check the time, and I was about to go to bed, so I checked the forums of monsters and practitioners for a while to see what was going on recently.

The world is still at peace.

After scrolling through short videos for a while, I happened to come across a slightly perverted cat-sucking video with a voice like a slut.

"You kitten, what else can you do... A kitten like you was born to be eaten by its mother, and it's useless to resist, ah!"

He noticed movement outside the door.

A little black cat had already stepped into the room with one foot, its eyes were as shocked as it was, with disbelief written all over its face, suspicious of the cat's life and at the same time unreasonably meeting its gaze.

Reed!
She turned and ran towards the living room, her paws slipping on the ground, scratching in place like Tom in Tom and Jerry. Wan Wan, who was watching TV in the living room, saw Ye Ji who had just run out, and was caught by a dog sticking out from behind the door. The hand was seized, pulled back, and the door slammed shut.

"Unreasonable! I was wrong!"

"Don't eat me, please!"

"My generation will be obedient in the future!"

Feng Wuli grabbed her two front legs with one hand and her two hind legs with the other, and hung her in the air. Hearing her howl, the poor little girl kept struggling.

The light was turned off with a snap, and the room fell into darkness. Feng Wuli hugged her and laid her down on the bed, and said with a smile, "Sleep with me tonight."

"Well……"

She was sure that Feng Wuli would not eat her, so she stretched out a paw and pressed it on his chest, trying to convince the young man beside her: "You can't eat kittens."

The main reason is that the sound of the video just now scared the cat too much, how could Wuli eat himself, but Wuli actually watched something like that.

"Well, Xiaoye is right."

"I can't eat kittens after being unreasonable."

"I've never eaten it."

"Okay, then I will sleep with you tonight."

"You are not allowed to transform into a human form."

When they slept together when they were young, sometimes Ye Ji would be crushed, and it didn't matter if she turned into a human form, but now that Feng Wuli is so strong, it would be too crowded if she turned into a human form.

On Saturday the next day, the weather was similar to yesterday, cloudy and not hot, and the sky seemed to be very low.

After breakfast, Wang Xilou asked him to get some clothes, and Feng Wuli picked out two pieces for her that she hadn't worn a few times.

Wang Xilou was wearing a white T with the Nike logo on the front, and a pair of khaki cargo shorts on her lower body. The shorts could only cover half of Feng Wuli's thighs, but could cover her knees. Her two calves were well-proportioned and white, and her feet were a pair of high tops. The black canvas shoes he wore were also Feng Wuli’s when he was in junior high school. Maybe they were replaced some time. Wang Xilou washed them for him and put them in the shoe cabinet without wearing them, but they were not dirty or damaged. Lou bought him new shoes.

Wang Xilou seldom buys clothes. She can wear a piece of clothing for more than ten years, or even decades, without breaking it.

His clothes looked a little too big on her, like a petite girlfriend wearing her boyfriend's clothes. It had an oversize style, especially the wide cuffs and trouser legs, but the slender arms and legs, which gave a cute contrast.

Wang Xilou lowered his head unconfidently, Feng unreasonably praised her for being well-dressed, and then smiled.

"Really, is there a little girl, you used to always say that I am old-fashioned, which made Master feel unconfident."

"You dress like an old lady all day long, and I would be polite if you said you were old-fashioned."

Wang Xilou was a little unconvinced, but he didn't know how to refute.

In fact, it doesn't matter if there is no soil, Wang Xilou is so good-looking, and he looks good in clothes like the old lady.

"Wait, stop coiling your hair like that, put it down and tie it into a ponytail."

"Like those little girls on the street?" Wang Xilou was a little unconfident.

Feng Wuidean thought for a while, "Do you want to look like an old lady?"

Wang Xilou nodded stiffly.

"Then let's put on ponytails."

(End of this chapter)