not a monster

Chapter 157 Master Can Sleep Anywhere
In the early years, the world was sparsely populated, yin qi was heavy, yang qi was combed, and demons and evil spirits were easy to become a climate, but after they got the way, they had to pass the test.

This level may be to find someone and get a few kind words from someone, or it may be to go through a catastrophe and go down the mountain. After passing this catastrophe, animals can become immortals.

There are many strange stories in the mountains, and there is also an old hunter in Suji, who always likes to tell the children in the village about his early experiences.

Under the head of the old banyan tree, seven or eight children sat and listened to this bear-like old man tell these strange things.

Now I am telling the story of Renrong Potai.

This story is still popular all over the country, and it seems to be called Aunt Tiger in other places.

The two siblings are at home, and the parents have gone out to work. Tell the children that your two siblings are at home, and if you are afraid of the dark at night, you can ask your mother-in-law to come and sleep with you.

At night, the two sisters and younger brothers were afraid of the dark, so they ran outside and shouted, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, grandma is out, my brother and I are afraid of the dark, come and sleep with us."

When the woman on the other side of the mountain heard about it, she pretended to be their mother-in-law and went to the two sisters' and younger brothers' houses in a dark manner.

Sleeping in the chicken coop at night, my sister found something was wrong, my brother was eaten, and my sister climbed into the attic...

No matter how many times I hear this story, I get a creepy feeling.

The banyan tree is very lively, because not only the children in the village, but also some little monsters in the mountain have all come out.

They don't harm people, and Feng Wuli doesn't care about them. He has seen some monsters when he was a child.

He is in charge of harming people.

The old Orion wore a white vest, took a bottle of Shaobai, took a sip, and glanced at him.

The temperature in the mountains is low, and the wind can blow through the mountains in mid-October.

Feng Wuli took out his mobile phone, and it instantly became a big killer to attract children.

"Uncle, do you have any games on this phone?"

"Call me brother."

"Brother, what is this?"

"It's a game."

"Well... my uncle will give me a mobile phone to play with."

Feng Wuli clicked on the king, and after they surrounded him, he stood up to play.

All in a hurry.

He walked around the village, met many familiar things when he was a child, and drove away many malicious monsters.

"It's silly spring!"

A little chubby pointed at a dumb man over there, and that man heard someone calling him and looked at him with a smirk.

The group of children ran over to bully him, or play with him, but their tone was full of ridicule.

Just after six o'clock, it was very dark in the mountains, and the sky was red and black, which was a bit permeating, but the people in the mountains were used to it, so they didn't take it seriously.

It is indeed not appropriate to describe children with crooked melons and cracked dates, but this group of children does look crooked, all of them are extremely ugly, with crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes, buck teeth and noses.

Anyone who sees such a bunch of evil children will be scared to death.

Because they are not human, they are all monsters, or they used to be human, but they are all children who died young.

Few people have been listening to the old Orion's stories all the time. Among his audience, there is only one person who is unreasonable.

A villager passed by and saw that fool playing with the air again. Someone called him mockingly and asked him if he had eaten, but he just smirked and couldn't answer or speak.

The old Orion took another sip of his wine, "You are... Su Xiaoxin's son, you seem to have lived here for a while before, and you're already that old."

He handed Shaobai to Feng Wuli and asked him to take a sip too, Feng Wuli shook his head.

The other little monsters have also dispersed, the yang energy in the mountain is insufficient, and it is easy to get sick after being rushed by so many monsters, and drinking strong alcohol can strengthen the yang.

These are clever tricks of mountain people like them, not systematic, but with experience, they can handle one or two.

He said to himself: "My son went to the mountains to play when he was a child, and when he encountered a ghost hitting the wall, he didn't know if it was a ghost hitting the wall. Anyway, he couldn't get out. He said that later he met a man who was dressed like his previous wife. He held my son's hand and taught him how to see the mountain road clearly."

"Later, I could see the mountain road clearly, and I could also see the monsters in the mountain clearly."

"My son came back and taught me."

Feng was unreasonable and noncommittal, the man dressed as a master was probably Sheng Qing.

He took a sip of wine: "I don't know what's wrong with these evil spirits recently, they're all venting outside, so don't go out at night."

Feng Wuli looked over there, surrounded by a group of crooked children, that village idiot named Shachun, and a round of pale moon hung high on the branches.

He looked back at the fat Orion: "Can you taste the wine after drinking it?"

Startled, the man stared at him with wide eyes.

"There is a little thing in your stomach. When you go back, take a large bowl, put a bowl of sake, and stare at the wine. It can solve your current situation."

Orion stared at him viciously.

Feng Wurea stopped talking.

It wasn't these little things that led him here, but the wine worm in his stomach. If he didn't catch it, after the wine worm killed Orion and ran to other people, the village is so big, and sooner or later he would be elected to his uncle's house .

There are good people and bad people, and monsters naturally have to be kind, and they are not good. It's just that most of the ones who swagger in the city are kind.

Harmful monsters, and more.

He went over there, told those little guys not to bully that fool, go back to the mountain quickly, or they will all be saved.

"Uncle, what is transcendence?"

"Call me brother."

"Brother, what is transcendence?"

Feng wiped his neck unreasonably, and a group of ugly little guys all cried and scared away.

Feng Wuli was very satisfied.

He turned his head and asked this man named Shachun why he didn't come back after he came out so late.

This person is also a real fool, he can't speak, just laughs there.

"The next time they come to bully you, you just need to drive them away. Like me, play on their foreheads. If they hurt, they won't dare to bully you again."

Feng Wuli pressed his middle finger with his thumb, and made a flicking motion towards his forehead, but it didn't touch the opponent's forehead.

After hearing what Feng Wuli said, he pointed at the other party and smiled.

Feng Wuli had a helpless expression on his face, he was really happy because he didn't understand anything.

This silly spring is also in his forties, Feng Wuli lived in the village for half a year, and he and he were two big fools of Su Ji, one at the head of the village and the other at the end of the village.

If there was no Wang Xilou, would he still be sitting under the locust tree at the head of the village?

After hearing Feng Wuli's words, Orion walked home on the dark mountain road, poured a large bowl of wine, and placed it in front of the table.

His daughter-in-law entered the room and turned on the light. She was startled when she saw a man sitting in the room. She scolded him as if she couldn't hear him. Looking at the wine on the table, she looked as if she had been bewitched.

"Don't worry about it, go back to your room."

After his daughter-in-law was driven away, he looked at the bowl of wine on the table. He couldn't smell the wine at all, his eyes looked cross-eyed, his face trembled, and a drop of sweat dripped down his nose.

Suddenly, his neck thickened, and something was about to come up. Orion's mouth swelled into a toad, and a pool of dirty water vomited out. There was a thread at the corner of his mouth, and a maggot the size of a thumb was soaked in the bowl of wine.

For a moment, the house was full of fragrance and the smell of alcohol was wanton!
If the wind is unreasonable, it must smack your tongue. It's a big wine worm. It has gained knowledge and knowledge. This wine worm hides in the belly of a person who is addicted to alcohol, and people lose their taste when drinking. It is a killer. But after taking it out, the wine worm is a treasure, soaking it in water can turn water into fine wine.

Panting heavily, with a stiff neck, he got up to pick up the earthen gun in the box, and the appearance of the boy just now was in front of his eyes.

The dialogue between the two fathers and sons surfaced that year.

"Son, you have met a god."

"immortal?"

"Yes, this is a real fairy!"

"There are gods in the mountains?"

He searched for the thing in the mountain for 30 years.

He wanted to find something and shot him dead!
Suddenly, there was some movement in front of the house, but it was pitch black and only a black shadow could be seen.

Like a frightened bird, he aimed his earthen gun at the shadow in front of him, and when he took a closer look, it was his son who followed him back. He was so frightened that he quickly put away the gun.

Orion was still panting heavily when his son entered the house and passed him.

Just as she was about to pass by him, she suddenly stopped, stretched out her hand, and flicked him on the forehead.

he was stunned

The fool just smirked there.

The old Orion put down his gun and sat there blankly.

The old light bulbs in the house were dark.

After walking around, the little cuties who ran to the village were almost done, and Feng Wuli went back to his uncle's house.

Before entering the door, Feng Wuli saw Wang Xilou wearing a big coat, sitting in front of the door with his hands in his hands, looking like a village aunt.

"Where did you get that big coat?"

"Uncle gave it to me."

"What's your name, uncle? You're hundreds of years old, so you're not afraid to call him a dead man?"

"How old are you?"

"Hundreds of years old."

"Say it again?"

"..."

"Speak up."

Hundreds of years old!
Feng Wuli said it again fiercely in his heart.

He said in a dissatisfied tone: "Come in, come in, the wind is so strong, it will blow your face dry later, why are you sitting outside, you are cold."

Wang Xilou was not so angry again.

Let the little apprentice push and push back to the house.

Grinning and hugging his arms, the uncle and aunt in the living room were watching TV, Feng struggled unreasonably.

Already entered the back room.

Seeing the two of them, my aunt was eating melon seeds and smiling like a fox, and my uncle was watching TV without looking sideways.

The aunt clapped her hands: "Hey, Xiaolou, I'll tidy up that house for you. His two cousins ​​rarely come back to live here, and the bed covers haven't been put in yet."

"Hey, I can just come by myself, I'm already very embarrassed to borrow, how can I bother you!"

"Go, what's the matter?"

The wind is bitingly cold tonight, and the autumn wind in the mountains is like a bone-scraping knife. Once you enter the house, there is a door behind you, and the sound of the howling wind and the waves of leaves are shut out.

Inside the door are only the big Roman TV broadcasting soap operas, the bright white lights, the tea on the Eight Immortals table with white smoke, and the ticking clock on the wall.

Feng scratched his head unreasonably, and sat down on the side.

"Unreasonable, your mother is also here in Junsha."

Feng Wuli nodded, "I have met her before. She is a teacher at Nantah University."

Uncle's expression eased a little: "I've seen it, she comes back less often than you, and she has a stubborn temper."

The wind smiled unreasonably.

He felt that Su Xiaoxin was still a child in his mouth, just like himself.

In front of this man, he suddenly felt extremely relaxed.

His grandma and grandpa had left since he could remember, and his uncle took care of his three younger siblings by himself, and later took him back to live for a while.

That half a year was not long, but it had a unique memory.

He asked Feng Wuli how he was doing recently, with a calm tone.

"very good."

"I need to talk more than when I was a child."

"Ah."

"What do you plan to do in the future, become a Taoist priest? I heard that you need a Taoist priest certificate. There is nothing wrong with being a Taoist priest. You can do anything without stealing or robbing."

"improper."

He explained: "After graduating from university, I saved some money and then opened a small store in Junsha."

I haven't decided what kind of store to open, but I have thought about opening a cat cafe, or a bookstore, or a flower shop. It doesn't matter if it makes money or not, as long as Wang Xilou is happy.

"Uncle will help you out."

"That's definitely not necessary."

The two old gentlemen chatted about everything, and asked about the subject they wanted to run into the mountains. They didn't care about how well they read, as long as they understood their lives and didn't get confused. up.

After a while, Wang Xilou came out briskly, and my aunt went back to sleep.

But at this moment, someone shouted outside the door, and the three of them went out, and saw a man and a woman, carrying a mountaineering bag, full of travel and dust.

The uncle seemed to recognize the two of them, and said, "Did you come out from the mountains?"

When the two saw Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou, and saw two such good-looking men and women in the mountains, they didn't react immediately.

"Come out, come out."

The boy sneered: "I didn't take a picture of the wooden dog I wanted to take after watching for a few days. The wind is too scary tonight, so I came out first."

As soon as he said it, Feng Wuli found out that he came to the mountains from outside to find wild animals to shoot.

The man's name is Li Chang'an, 1.8 meters tall, with an inch cut, and the woman's name is Chen Qinqin, who is just over 1.5 meters tall, with baby fat on her face.

"It's really windy tonight, and the trees are going to crooked."

"My fellow, let's just say that the wind is too strong tonight, and the tents have been blown away. I wonder if I can stay with you for a night..." Cun Tou scratched his head, gritted his teeth, and said shyly, "We're sure For the money."

From the village to the town below, there are more than ten miles of mountain roads, and there is no light on the road, but it is really a wilderness.

"This... but there are no vacant rooms at home."

"Yes, I'll just share a room with Wuli." Wang Xilou suggested.

Uncle couldn't be bothered, and this girl was too rebellious, and finally agreed with these two young people who went to the mountains in the cold weather.

The two thanked each other repeatedly.

Feng Wuli looked helplessly at the little zombie, Wang Xilou shrugged indifferently, and gave him an elbow when he saw that this person was still looking at him.

Everyone went to rest at night. Tonight, the mountain wind was blowing, causing whistling sounds through certain places, really like a miserable ghost screaming.

The inch-cut man entered the room, took off his sweater, and let out a long breath.

"Finally, I don't have to sleep outside tonight. The wind is really tormenting me physically and mentally."

The little woman was already paralyzed on the bed, she squinted her eyes, then suddenly opened them and said, "Did you feel it?"

"What?"

"The monsters in this village are all gone."

The inch-cut man was taken aback for a moment, and after careful perception, he also realized that the village is extremely clean with the monsters that were all over the place a few days ago.

"Hey, so many evil spirits, all of them have been driven away. What kind of people have come here?"

"The people from the company are here? Why didn't you feel it at all?"

"If we live in someone else's house, it won't cause any trouble to them, will it?"

"Watch the night, I'll watch the first half of the night."

"Oh, toil."

"The old uncle's nephew is really handsome, he has the feeling of abstinence, so handsome."

"..."

"What look, it's really handsome."

……

On the other side, Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou who was laying on the floor, ready to sleep on the floor, with a speechless expression on his face.

"You sleep on the bed, master can sleep on the floor."

"Master doesn't care. Anyway, you must sleep on the bed. Master won't let you sleep on the floor, and Emperor You will definitely not allow you to sleep on the floor. Master can sleep anywhere."

"Master is a zombie and he is not afraid of the cold. It's just that the ground is a little harder. It doesn't matter."

"Master can sleep anywhere."

The wind sighed unreasonably.

"Let's sleep together."

Wang Xilou raised his eyebrows, with reluctance appearing on his face, looking at his beautifully laid floor.

She has it all laid out.

"Alright!"

(End of this chapter)