not a monster

Chapter 182 Little Zombie Visits the Underwear Store
"I won't go in, you go in and pick it yourself."

"I do not want."

"Don't be so childish, or I'll go in and pick for you."

"The wind is unreasonable!"

Feng Wuli pursed his lips, still a little afraid of being called by Wang Xilou's full name, but today he took the little zombie to weed out all the old clothes.

He said in a voice that the people nearby couldn't hear: "Your tube tops are all white after washing, and there are even those cotton cloths that make sand to wrap your breasts. No one uses those things now, old lady No more, there are pants, how can a girl wear pants now..."

"do not talk!"

She looked at him with shame and anger, and handed him the bag she was carrying.

Feng Wuli took it: "Do you want me to accompany you in?"

"Stay here!"

She gritted her teeth and turned around, Feng Wuli looked at her back, walked into the underwear shop stiffly, and couldn't help laughing.

There's nothing that can't let him in.

In the end, I didn't wear it for him to see.

But the little zombie is an ancient person after all, so it's normal to be conservative in this regard.

Wang Xilou, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped.

Feng Wuli thought she was going to repent, so he saw the little zombie turned his head to look at him, opened his mouth, closed it again, and stared at him for a while:

"come over."

Feng Wuli passed obediently.

This store is quite big, the decoration is all pink, and the products inside are full of beautiful things, and the wind does not dare to look at it unreasonably.

The little zombie is similar, with the posture of grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and the two are side by side, like a poor countryman entering a high-end club for the first time, afraid of embarrassment.

But other people came in and out like this, and they soon relaxed their minds.

The little zombie whispered next to him:

"A few decades ago, there were no such things. At that time, everyone covered their chests. They felt that when women were working, if they had obvious outlines, they would be said to be indecent. They were all tightly strangled. Later, more and more Open up, Master still wears a tube top or chest wrap, these modern coverings, no matter how you look at them, they are too obscene, and the belly is all exposed."

Wang Xilou stared at the rows of milk pockets on the wall that she regarded as obscene with a critical gaze from the people of the Song Dynasty.

"It's not that you are asked to wear these to go out, who will see if you wear them inside?"

Wang Xilou squinted at him, his head was depressed and he didn't speak.

"And why do these girls' shops open in this kind of place, where people come and go outside, and they can see these things at a glance, and they are ashamed to death."

"How did you buy those underwear at home?"

"I used to ask someone to do it, or Master bought cloth to make it himself. Now there is no one who can cut clothes. Look around here, they hang these colorful clothes here, I really don't know how to behave."

In Wang Xilou's eyes, even a brothel would not dare to play such a show. She, a heroine who has traveled for more than 800 years, has never seen anything, but there have been too many changes in the past few decades, and she has never seen anything like this.

In her past conception, girls' undergarments were not placed on the street like this for people to choose.

"No wonder there are some rag styles that old ladies don't wear at home."

Wang Xilou glanced at him with a bad expression, and silently pushed his shoulder.

She didn't want to be called an old lady.

"It's [-] now, buying these on the street will not be soaked in a pigsty."

Wang Xilou looked here and there, touched it with his hands, and then marveled at the material.

"Touch this, it's so soft!"

"Why am I touching?"

Not long after, Feng Wuli, like most boys who accompany girls to the shopping mall, went to sit in the leisure area with big bags and small bags, watching the little zombies over there choosing, with a look of worthlessness.

It's so interesting to have an old lady from the Song Dynasty at home.

Feng Wuidean took pictures, but after all, this place sells girls' underwear, so he would look a little perverted when taking pictures.

He still had selfish intentions in bringing Wang Xilou to buy some new underwear. On that day, he thought that one morning he was the one who buttoned the little zombie's back, but if it was an old lady's chest wrap, he would button it up. It's just too bland.

A clerk came to her. The little zombie was obviously a little unnatural. He looked at the little apprentice sitting over there several times, and his eyes seemed to be asking for help.

Feng Wuli lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, not looking at her.

"Let's take a look at ours. These models are all small breasts gathered together, very light and comfortable, and you can see that they won't deform if you pull them like this."

"Do you want thick or thin?"

Feng Wuli couldn't hear what they were talking about, but saw the little zombie nodding his head, the world-renowned great practitioner, looking naive at this moment.

After a while, the clerk led her to the side. When Wang Xilou passed by him, he asked in a low voice, "What is bra? She kept saying things that Master couldn't understand."

Feng murmured unreasonably: "It's those underwear."

"Oh!"

She returned to the battlefield.

After a while she ran over again: "What is Seth?"

Feng groaned unreasonably: "It's just the size. Look at those things you call milk pockets. Are they all big or small? It's not the tube tops and bellybands you used to. Just a piece of cloth will do. You have to choose the one that suits you. own size."

"Oh, I'm so ashamed... And how does Master know the size? I haven't measured it."

The two conspired, rustling, rustling.

The clerk over there was a little confused, wondering why this woman went to find her boyfriend from time to time.

After a while, the male companion came over and asked her for a tape measure. He handed it to the little girl and told her to go to the fitting room to measure. The little girl blushed, spoke softly, and nervously went in to try dressing room.

"Your girlfriend doesn't know her size yet?" The clerk covered her mouth and smiled, but there was no malice.

"I ate too much recently and gained weight."

"Where are you fat, you have a good figure."

"yes."

When she came out, her face was blushing and she was bleeding, she held the ruler firmly in her hand, and asked if she could not return the ruler.

Feng unreasonably underestimated how conservative she was in ancient times.

In the end, he picked out a few more conservative styles that didn't have so many styles. Feng Wuli felt a little regretful, but he didn't have the guts to propose to Wang Xilou that he wanted to see Master wear the style he wanted to see.

I also picked a few pairs of underwear.

Wang Xilou touched the fabric in amazement, and kept saying why it was so slippery. The fabric used as pants was slipperier than the handkerchiefs of ladies at that time, and her colorful pants were nothing compared to them.

Feng Wuli felt a little ashamed, and pulled her out under the strange and funny gaze of the clerk.

Feng Wuli carried the large and small bags, and the little zombie carried her underwear, even the bags were very delicate, Wang Xilou was extremely rare.

"Do you want to buy some winter clothes for you?"

"I have."

Wang Xilou paused, then suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Feng Wuli was stunned.

"I just think that you were so short in the past. Master took you to a children's clothing store to buy clothes. I kept telling the clerk what styles children like to wear now. Don't fool me with poor fabrics."

She gestured with her hand to reach the height of her stomach, and then to the height of her head now: "Now it's time for you to bring Master to buy these things."

"I thought you were going to say something."

"Master wants to say, how did time go so fast when he grew so tall all of a sudden."

Feng Wudreamed for a while, then suddenly said: "Are you not used to it, or maybe you don't like these new things?"

"What do you mean?"

"That is, you see, I will force you to buy things that are very normal in the concept of girls nowadays, but may seem obscene to you, let you bid farewell to the habits of the past 800 years, will you be very unaccustomed, or say In fact, you don’t want to change, whether it’s clothes or anything, in fact, you may prefer things from the past.”

Wang Xilou watched him finish with a smile from the corner of his eyes, and she still watched Feng Wuli after he finished speaking, but felt embarrassed by Feng Wuli.

"I'm asking you something." He was a little speechless.

"Do you want to see Master put on these little things?" She lifted the bag in her hand and teased in a low voice.

Feng Wuli didn't want to talk to her very much, "Not only these, but also, various living habits may be different from yours before, but since childhood, you have given me the feeling that you have never been able to keep up with the times, and I don't like it. I know you won't like it."

"Want to see it?" She repeated with a smile on her face.

Feng Wuli gave her a supercilious look, and Wang Xilou was very dissatisfied, hey, you little apprentice, although everyone knows that she has lost face as a master for a long time, but you don't even act now, at least you have to respect your face Master.

The two walked to the glass door of the shopping mall. After the door opened automatically, the wind roared in from outside the door. She saw the little apprentice walking out, and hurriedly chased him with the bag, and said from behind:
"Master doesn't have so many likes and dislikes, those who are used to it or not, the longevity species that have lived for more than 800 years. Master is not so much a human being as a monster, just like the monsters you usually come into contact with. They are generally sensitive to the surrounding environment. Especially slow, thinking about things is also dead-brained."

"Then you have to have what you want."

"Yes, I have."

"Oh? What is it?"

The little zombie ran in front of him in small steps, turned around to block his way, Feng Wuli was forced to stop, looked at Wang Xilou with a smile in his eyes, didn't speak, his eyes seemed to be smiling but not affectionate, just looked up He stared straight at him.

"whee."

She smiled foolishly, and Feng Wuli understood.

"...Let's go, let's go, it's getting colder and colder."

The two walked slowly into the night, with the north wind howling, Wang Xilou bumped him with his shoulder from time to time, or ran behind Feng Wuli to push the little apprentice away, and occasionally jumped on his back for him to carry.

"Don't keep dangling your legs."

"You still rode on Master's neck when you were young!"

"You can now too."

"Hey! There are too many people, don't mess with Master."

"Then don't move."

"Oh."

　forget it, please

　　
　
(End of this chapter)