not a monster

Chapter 187

Inside the candle shop, behind the computer desk,

Wearing a vest and hot pants, Po Nu, who was still living in summer, stretched her neck and leaned in front of the screen, her delicate face was reflected by colorful lights.

Under the computer desk, the instep of the right foot tickled the left foot, unconsciously rubbing it.

A black cat walked by her feet. Tonight, Ye Ji was wearing clothes, like the dark blue mansions of those officials in the previous dynasty. More accurately, it was the costumes of the zombies in Lin Zhengying's zombie movies.

I don't know where Wang Xilou bought it for her.

She turned her head to look at her, licked her paws, trotted out of the candle shop with four short legs, ran to the door and looked back at her, tilted her head to see if Po Nu was looking at her, then jumped out of the steps, Walked out from the dark incense shop to the sunny road, stood in the middle of the road, looked around with his small head, walked leisurely to the right, his tail was erected like an antenna behind him.

Po Nu glanced at her and ignored her.

This cat is nervous, probably went to play with the nearby wild cats.

I don't know if there is a little tomcat I like, hehe.

It didn't take long for dogs to bark outside.

She looked for it, but there were not many games on this computer. She wanted to play two games of League, but found that the little apprentice hadn't played for a long time, and needed to update.

She used to play all kinds of games, such as StarCraft, Dungeon, and when she had no money, she was behind others, holding her hand to watch others play, mainly because Internet cafes were open all night, and she had no place to live, so she found a corner there and watched others After playing games for one night, the next day I was still radiant and went to pick up trash to make money.

Ponu rummaged through and found Plants vs. Zombies. With a solemn face, he moved the mouse and double-clicked to open it.

When Wang Xilou came out, he saw her playing on the computer, wiped her hands, and leaned over to sit hugging her chest. The two Wang Xilou sat on a chair, looking at the computer screen.

Po Nu dissatisfied: "Hey, don't squeeze me, wear so many clothes."

"How did you get this plant?" She said excitedly, this corn cannon seemed very interesting.

"I bought it in a store. With so much money, why don't you buy it?"

"...how much?" Wang Xilou's tone was a little unnatural.

"Twenty thousand gold coins."

Po Nu looked like she was very rich, and said in a tone that it was not a problem to spend a lot of money: "I still wanted to buy that iced watermelon, that ten thousand gold coins."

"You didn't buy it!"

"I didn't buy it." Po Nu shook his head, put a corn pitcher, and lit the sun.

Wang Xilou breathed a sigh of relief. Last time, the 20 gold coins were blown away by 10,000+ in the expanded grid by the little apprentice, so there wasn't much left.

"I don't have enough money, I can't buy it." Po Nu said indifferently.

"??"

"You spent it all? What did you buy with it??" She was not willing to buy it herself. There were so many plants she wanted, and she wanted to save more money to buy them again!

"I bought a tree of wisdom, and then I bought dozens of bags of fertilizer. I will show you our tree of wisdom later. It has grown very tall."

She turned her head to look at Wang Xilou with a smile, her smile froze: "Why are you so dark?"

When Wanwan went downstairs, she saw two Wang Xilou wrestling together in the yard. She tilted her head in a daze, sat on the stone bench next to her, drank from her big jug, her little feet Shaking, shaking.

There seemed to be a visitor ahead, Wanwan put down the kettle and went out to receive the guests. The old aunt who came to buy incense candles was a little stunned when she saw such a little loli, and asked your lord.

Wanwan faltered and said softly, "What do you want, Wanwan can help you get it."

The old aunt's heart melted.

……

In a winter park, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl with a cold face, wearing a red dress, black boots, and a high ponytail behind her, looks like a hero in those novels is always followed by a sword-wielding warrior little heroine.

People passing by, at first glance, they will think that the girl is so heroic, but at the second glance, they will think, is it not cold to be dressed so thinly?
It was actually cold, but she had nothing else to wear.

As a great practitioner, she does not allow herself to steal those mortals, but this hateful modern system does not allow her to earn money through labor!

Thinking of this, she wished she could hang up and beat those guys who said they would take her to the guardian!
She held two pancakes in her hand, and they were still steaming hot, and her whole body was scalding after taking one bite in the cold weather.

"Eat, Chigu."

Xiaoxilou handed one to a shark-mouthed girl in the same ancient costume.

Chigu wiped his hand behind his back, and took it: "Thank you so much, I always let you treat me."

Looking at the cute little monster being fed by him, Xiaoxilou felt something satisfied in his heart, but his face was still cold and expressionless.

Like a good-for-nothing middle-aged man who is not doing well, he has no family members anyway, so he bought a boxed lunch with a small salary, went to the park bench to blow the air, and fed the cats in the park to comfort himself.

One of the two is like the little heroine in red in the story, and the other is like the little maid in Tsing Yi.

"Chigu, haven't you met the friend you were waiting for?"

"Not yet, Xuanzhong is really pissed off, this time it's almost 50 years late, I'm so bored waiting, hehe."

Chigu's voice sounds hoarse. Under her sweet appearance, her fangs and hoarse voice are probably the only characteristic of her as a monster.

After waiting for her friend for 50 years and still laughing, Xiao Xilou gave her a blank look.

She looked heartless, after eating her own, she looked eagerly at the pancake fruit in Wang Xilou's hand.

Xiaoxilou swallowed, and ate the pancake fruit in her hand. It was different from Chigu who finished one in two mouthfuls. She took small bites, holding a tissue in her right hand, and wiped her mouth after taking a bite.

"The year 50."

Xiao Xilou didn't know what she was thinking. Seeing a pigeon land in front of the bench, she tore off a fingernail-sized pancake fruit and threw it over: "What will you do when you wait?"

"You must give him a good scolding. You actually kept me waiting for so long. A while ago, you said you would meet in two days. This is 50 years. It's been 50 years. I'm going to be bored to death."

I always feel that she said 50 years is a long time, like her girlfriend is annoyed, it has been almost two hours, why hasn't she come here yet.

Xiao Wang Xilou frowned: "Is it enough to scold him?"

"Just scold him!"

"So... what if you waited 500 years?"

"500 years? 500 years..."

She thought for a while, leaned back on the chair, looked at the tree behind the park bench, blinked, and suddenly grinned with two rows of fangs.

"If it takes 500 years, I will definitely be very angry, and then tell him that I have waited for him for 500 years and ask him to apologize."

Xiao Xilou raised his eyebrows: "Just apologizing, is that enough?"

"Apologizing is enough."

Xiao Xilou didn't understand.

After waiting for 500 years, how can it be possible to say that an apology is enough, she hates that person so much, just apologizing is not enough!
She glanced at Chigu who was looking at her eagerly, looked down at the pancake fruit in her hand, and gave her half of her share of pancake fruit with a cool face.

In fact, I feel very reluctant.

Facing Chigu's thanking her, she still looked indifferent and ate casually, but her eating speed increased a little.

This is the first time she has eaten something warm this month.

She picked up ten yuan by the side of the road last night, out of integrity in her heart, she stood there all night, and when no one came to claim the ten yuan the next day, she picked it up with a cold face.

Then I went to buy two pancakes.

Xiao Xilou looked behind the bench and saw the stone tablet dozens of meters away blocked by a tree, and asked for a long time: "But didn't you and your friend make an agreement to wait in front of the stone tablet over there? Why do you keep sitting there?" it's here?"

"This one."

The shark-mouthed girl grinned, put her hands on her hips and said, "Because I'm going to wait for Xuanzhong here, and after he shows up, I'll show up quietly to scare him! Hee hee hee!!"

Xiao Xilou nodded with a vague understanding.

A few minutes later, she had a full meal, said goodbye to Chigu, and left with a calm face.

The little monster named Chigu was still sitting on the bench, with his face propped on his hands, not knowing what he was thinking, and occasionally he would grin and show a row of fangs.

In the park in the early morning of winter, people come and go. Occasionally, birds fly down to stop, peck each other's wings and then fly away.

Xiao Xilou turned and left.

When I left, I suddenly felt that familiar feeling.

She immediately came to her senses, and her body approached that direction first step by step in consciousness, and finally even trotted, wanting to see what he was doing and how he came here.

Binghan's face was flushed from trotting, her face was still calm, Gu Bo was not surprised, she could already see the man from a distance, the sound of her little boots stepping on the stone bricks of the square changed from hasty to gentle, she slowly stopped from jogging down.

The man was talking to a monster like a giant woodchuck, which was too far away for her to hear.

Xiaoxilou hid behind the stone tablet in the square, stretched out half of his face, and secretly looked at the man. People passing by would take a curious look at this little girl in ancient style.

There seems to be nothing to do today.

See what this guy does.

She clenched her fingers tightly, let go, took a long breath, and began to peek at him again from hiding in the dark.

……

Compared with the golden, green and blue mornings in midsummer, the winter sky is vast and empty, and the faces of people on the road are numb due to the cold wind, and their steps are hurried, all rushing to their own way.

But after all, there is a large crowd, and it is not good for Feng Wuli to talk to himself in front of the tree. He holds his mobile phone to his ear and looks up at the treetops.

The groundhog monster said in a low voice, obviously with such a huge body, but at this moment he said aggrievedly:

"Master Feng Wuli, but I really didn't show up in front of humans, and I was very careful, and I didn't come into contact with humans."

"Aren't you the only monster here? I received a reward from the government, saying that there are very scary things here recently."

"Xuanzhong has been sitting here, and he hasn't seen any other monsters!"

"So the scary monster is you."

"It's not me, it's not me!" He waved his hands anxiously, with a sad face.

The wind smiled unreasonably and helplessly.

He also guessed that it could not be Xuanzhong, this monster is very simple and honest, and he has been waiting for his friend here for more than 50 years.

The wind started to blow in the square, the winter solstice was approaching, and it was freezing everywhere. The pedestrians on the road were all wrapped up tightly and walked silently on the road. The road behind them was full of traffic. The morning fog gradually dispersed. meaning.

"Although I believe in you, you still can't get rid of the suspicion. Let's search around this square with me to see if there are monsters coming from somewhere."

"But……"

"You do not want it?"

Xuan Zhong said in a low voice, hesitating: "But what if I go away and Chi Gu comes? If she comes at this time and doesn't see me, she will think I'm late."

"Just let her wait."

"Do you want her to wait for me?"

"Haven't you been waiting for her for 50 years? Let her wait what's wrong with you."

"Ok."

He got up, patted his buttocks, stood up straight, and his body was more than three meters long, and his body was fluffy. At this time, it was freezing cold, and Feng Wuli really wanted to hug him to see if it was warm.

"You have to hurry up, Mr. Feng Wuli, we have to hurry up, if Chi Gu comes and can't see Xuanzhong, you will say that I am late."

He suddenly became very active, like the fat tiger in Doraemon, clenching his fists and shrinking his neck, walking swaggeringly, looking around.

Feng Wuli smiled and said hello, and followed him.

The modern monster extermination is completely different from the ancient times. The world is not about fighting and killing, it is about the ways of the world.

One person and one demon walked towards the square.

Behind the stele, the little girl wrapped in red squatted down with her back against the stele, and when the two of them walked away, she quietly stretched out her head to continue looking.

Look at that one person and one demon, raging in the square.

Or in the eyes of ordinary people, he is just a high school boy with nothing to do, wandering around like a vagrant in the early morning.

That big monster shook the evergreen tree, pawed at the grass where the wild cats were hiding, stuck its head into the artificial lake by the side of the square, and even wanted to lift up the trash can to look for it, but it was too eye-catching, and was caught by the boy next to it. blocked.

Finally, one person and one demon went to the opposite side of the square, and found the monster who had been playing tricks on people recently behind a tree.

"It's Chigu!"

"It's Xuanzhong!"

The shark mouth girl grinned, jumped up and slapped the huge monster's belly.

Chigu dissatisfied: "What are you doing, I have been waiting for you here for a long time, you are too late this time!"

"I'm not late. I've been waiting for you behind the tree over there, trying to surprise you when you come out." He replied in a low voice.

"What are you doing, ha, you are thinking of going with me!"

Chigu laughed loudly, the two rows of sharks couldn't close their mouths together, Xuanzhong also laughed.

'It's so boring, Xuanzhong, let's meet here in a few days, right in front of that stone tablet, don't forget! '

'oh oh! '

'Hey, isn't he here yet?Then I'll hide behind the tree and scare him when he comes!Hee hee hee'

'Is Chigu still here?Then I'll hide behind this tree and scare him when she comes! '

'Oh, winter is here, why is Xuanzhong so late this time. '

'There are a lot of people, but I still haven't seen Chigu. '

Two monsters, each hiding behind a tree, looked at the square over there from a distance. Summer went and spring came, windy and rainy, year after year.

The trees in the square withered and sprouted again, the lake surface was constantly rising, the wind and sand drifted past, people walked by, and the two little monsters just waited and waited.

'It hasn't come yet. '

'Hee hee hee. '

The wind was getting stronger, the sky was gloomy, and it seemed that it was going to rain again.

It has been raining in Junsha these days.

Feng Wuli saw two extremely stupid monsters and waited for 50 years inexplicably, which is really unreasonable concept of time.

He also laughed helplessly.

Two silly little monsters.

But he still criticized Chigu, broke the regulations, contacted humans who didn't know monsters without authorization, and caused a lot of influence.

"Well, I got a little bored waiting, so I played tricks on those human children..."

The two monsters lowered their heads, accepting Feng's unreasonable criticism.

There was an old man passing by in the square, and he felt a little baffled when he saw a high school student talking into the air.

Suddenly a drop of rain fell on the old man's forehead. He wiped it off, looked up at the sky, and realized that it was going to rain, so he didn't bother to take care of it and went on his own way.

"Do you know, if it's your first offense, I won't arrest you and bring you to the government, but you two are too stupid to wait for 50 years."

Feng Wuli suddenly turned his head to look in one direction.

It always felt like someone was watching him just now.

(End of this chapter)