not a monster

Chapter 195 What's Obscene
When Feng Wuli came out of the shower, the three Wang Xilou in the living room were all tinkering with the new mobile phone.

In the face of new gadgets, ponu has the strongest ability to accept, and chifu fully inherits the old-fashioned characteristics of Wang Xilou.

She frowned the whole time while listening, now that the mobile phone is in Wang Xilou's hands, Po Nu wanted to snatch it to play, but Wang Xilou slapped her hands, and shrank back angrily.

The three faces of Wang Xilou are brought together, and this scene is inexplicably healing.

Chi Fu frowned, Po Nu frolicked, while Wang Xilou touched the screen of the mobile phone, and asked stupidly, "Why do you think this thing can be sold so expensively? It can even buy a donkey."

Po Nu agreed with a face: "That's right, our parents sold us for Wuliang back then, and Wuliang couldn't even afford a donkey."

Chifu looked at the phone a little more cautiously.

Feng Wuli suddenly thought that if the other shadows came back, they might not be willing to stay in his shadow, and they would have to buy a bigger apartment.

"You guys are going to take a shower soon, there is still heat in it now, it will be cold later."

He was wiping his hair and wearing shorts and short sleeves. The temperature in the room was only five or six degrees now. He felt cool when he came out of the mist, so he went to take the hair dryer placed behind the sofa to dry his hair.

Wang Xilou raised his head, looked at the time, and returned the phone to Chi Fu: "I'll go wash it first."

"Wash together and wash together." Po Nu propped up the sofa and followed excitedly.

Wang Xilou frowned: "What are you washing together? The shower room is so big, it's too crowded for one person, how can two people be squeezed in?"

"Hey, can I wipe your back for you? Let's wash it together. It's been a long time since I washed it together." Po Nu was coquettish, feeling like a stinky sister coveting her sister's beautiful skin.

"When did I take a bath with you?"

"When it was still a shadow."

"Go away." Wang Xilou was speechless because he wouldn't just follow him.

"Wash together and save some hot water, the gas bill is very expensive."

Wang Xilou took a look at her, and this point touched her heart, she let out a long hiss and smacked her lips: "All right."

"Wuhu."

Po Nu laughed: "I'm going to look for clothes, do you want to try my horse killing chicken? In the 90s, I still wanted to be a massage girl and trained for a while."

Wang Xilou has already started to regret it.

The wind blew his hair unreasonably, and watched the two Wang Xilou enter the shower room together, one jumping off, the other calm, with exactly the same face.

The door of the shower room was closed, the two of them were talking, accompanied by the rustling sound of undressing, Po Nu said something that displeased Wang Xilou, and there was a crisp sound of her flesh being slapped, accompanied by the sound of her being in pain. Breathing in, he accused Wang Xilou of being violent, and then the voices of the two of them were covered by the sound of the shower.

The sound of drizzling water, one after another, one can imagine the water flowing through the skin of the two of them and flowing to the ground.

Accompanied by faint voices during the period.

The voices of the two were exactly the same, as if someone was talking to himself inside. The shower room was really small, and it was estimated that he would bump into the person next to him when he raised his hand. When he thought of the bubbles in the shower gel, the two Wang Xilou slipped into the room. Unable to grasp the skin touching together.

The whole person is not well.

"What are you thinking?" Chi Fu looked at him coldly, telling her intuitively that this man thought something very rude about himself.

"I don't know if the two of them can wash cleanly."

Chifu coldly said: "If you can't wash it clean, why don't you wash it for them?"

"It's my duty!" He said seriously.

Chifu thought he would at least falter on the surface, but he didn't expect this person to speak so boldly and didn't hide it at all. She blushed, but tried her best to be cold and said:

"Dirty!"

"Men and women love each other, what's so dirty about it?"

Feng Wuli naturally just talked.

He turned off the hair dryer, rubbed his messy hair, sat down on the sofa, the TV was still broadcasting advertisements, he took out his mobile phone to read the news, and took the initiative to talk to Chifu:
"Don't choke me all day long, can't we get along well together? You see, I bought you such an expensive thing, almost 5000, how about I give you an apology?"

Although he didn't know what was wrong with him, girls wanted to be coaxed, Chi Fu always spoke coldly to him, Feng Wuli still hoped to have a good relationship with her.

At least don't treat each other coldly every day.

"I'll give you the money."

"You have no money."

"I'll ask Wang Xilou to give it to you."

"Wang Xilou's money is her dowry, and her dowry is mine now, so it's still my money."

Chifu raised her eyebrows, trying to figure out the logic of what he said, but she couldn't have wisdom beyond Wang Xilou's. Unfortunately, Wang Xilou wasn't very smart, so she actually felt that Feng's words were unreasonable. Makes sense.

The gentleman deceives him, and Feng Wuli finds that Chifu is upright and kind-hearted, and she can get as much money as she wants, but she is unwilling to use spiritual entanglement on ordinary people, which makes her penniless.

She hesitated for a while: "I, I will pay you back the money I have saved."

"You don't have to tell me so clearly..." Feng Wuli had a toothache.

Chifu sneered: "It's her business that Wang Xilou likes you. Do you think that after marrying her, I will become your wife too?"

After thinking about it, it seemed that Wang Xilou married him, and she was indeed his wife, so she made up for it:
"Even if I'm your wife, I still hate you!"

Feng Wuli looked at this dwarf who was less than 1.5 meters tall although he was a queen, he hesitated to speak: "I am 13 years old... I will be arrested."

"The look in your eyes just now was very impolite!"

"Since you said you would return the money to me, the incense and candle shop is also Wang Xilou's dowry, so it is also mine. You still eat what I have and live in mine."

Chifu clenched his fists and frowned.

Her unyielding and stubborn soul does not allow her to bow her head to this hateful man!

But I seem to be really eating and living in his, and the clothes on my body are also his money.

hateful!

……

When the duo in the shower room came out with hot air and pink skin, they saw the little girl in the living room cleaning and tidying up the table with a dark face.

"What happened to her?" Wang Xilou was uncertain.

Feng Wuli sat in the living room, took a pear, peeled it, and pursed his lips: "She said that she wanted to exchange her labor for wealth, so that she would be eligible to live here."

Chifu gave him a cold look, and was about to go to the balcony to take out the laundry.

She will not give in!
Wang Xilou looked at the po slave next to him, "Are you ashamed?"

"Nervous." Po Nu gave her a straight look.

Then swaggered and sat next to Feng Wuli, kicked the slippers, nestled on the sofa and leaned against Feng Wuli, and said pitifully: "Little apprentice, just now Wang Xilou actually hit me, and it was so hard."

"What did you do?" Feng Wuli was amused, although this stinky sister was a bit arrogant, she was quite amusing.

"I'll just rub her back, rub her back after rubbing her back, she's going to beat me." She was so pitiful.

"Hmm..." It's unreasonable to comment on such a voluptuous scene, because he has already seen Wang Xilou who is blowing his hair next to him, and his eyes are looking this way.

"She hurts so much from the beating, little apprentice, rub it for me."

"Where did she hit you?"

"butt."

"..."

"It hurts so much, help me see if there is a palm print, little apprentice, take a look."

"Don't make trouble, Wang Xilou will deal with you again later."

Ponu's little butt sensed danger, she looked vigilantly at the woman sitting on the back of the sofa blowing her hair, and immediately moved closer to Feng Wuli, and whispered in Feng Wuli's ear: "Hey, why don't you rub it for me?" , it really hurts."

"Eat a pear and it won't hurt." Feng Wuli cut off a piece of the peeled pear with a knife and handed it to her.

"Thank you little apprentice, ah—"

Half of her body was pressed up, and Feng Wuli could smell the milky fragrance of shower gel under the neckline of her clothes. She was wearing Wang Xilou's summer cotton pajamas, but it burned more than Wang Xilou's.
Feng Wuli glanced at Wang Xilou behind him, who was on the verge of suppressing his anger, and he quickly fed the pear into Po Nu's mouth.

At this time, Wang Xilou turned off the hair dryer and looked at Po Nu: "Get over here and dry your hair."

Po Nu dared not speak out, since anyone in this family could step on her, so she cowardly went over to take the hair dryer, no wonder Chifu called her a dog's leg.

Wang Xilou continued to speak: "You just said that you want to take the driver's license test?"

"Yes, I've turned eighteen, I'll sign up this weekend." Feng Wuli cut another piece of the pear,
"Do you have enough time to practice?"

"That's enough. Go and practice for a while on the weekend. I'm a fast learner. It doesn't matter. I pass one and two before the winter vacation, and try to get my driver's license before the end of the winter vacation."

"Why do you suddenly want to test your driver's license?"

She was sitting on the back of the sofa, with her feet on the sofa, leaning forward with her hands on her knees. Just as the TV commercial ended, Secretary Dakang's vigorous and heroic figure appeared on the screen.

"Secretary Gao, let me tell you this. If you don't care anymore, Qi Tongwei will transfer the wild dogs from his village to the police force as police dogs."

The little zombie was amused and laughed silly.

"I can go to far places by car, and the family has increased, so it is more convenient to buy a car."

"Hey, you're old enough to take the driver's license test, it's amazing." She said with emotion, but she couldn't say anything else, just repeated: "It's amazing."

What's so amazing, Feng Wuli doesn't understand, maybe in her eyes, she has grown so big all of a sudden, but 12 years is two-thirds of Feng Wuli's life.

Very long.

The three of them watched TV for a while, and Chifu came to sit after cleaning. Ponu didn't like watching this kind of TV series, so he asked Chifu to play with his mobile phone with a shy face. After the mallard refused, he went to play with the stupid cat.

These three have been playing very well recently, and I can often hear Po Nu calling the two of them to go out to play at home.

Wanwan often turns back into a fox and takes her to play Frisbee in the park, usually Ye Ji will follow, and then in the park, you can see a woman wearing a mask and a hood, holding a Frisbee, followed by a cat and a fox.

It doesn't matter if the fox can pick up the Frisbee, even the cat will rush out to pick it up, and the woman looks very proud.

Of course, Po Nu is very loyal, every time he goes out to play, he will treat guests, and bring Ye Ji and little fox to eat delicious food.

When Po Nu plays with the two of them, his IQ will be brought up to the same level as the two of them. In terms of performance, he is like a cat, a fox, and a couple of ha.

In the living room, the two of them were sitting so well that they could still sit alone, but when Chifu returned to the room, they unknowingly moved into each other, and then unknowingly, they turned into Wang Xilou and sat in his arms, His chest was pressed against Wang Xilou's back, his chin rested on her shoulder, his wrist was around his waist, he pinched her hand with one hand, and played Happy Landlords on his mobile phone with the other.

Wang Xilou, who has a strong ability to empathize while watching TV, told him in a moment of hatred, this person is really bad, why is there such a bad person, Secretary Dakang quickly check him, or said with a look of hatred, hurry up!hurry up!Oh, stop talking nonsense and go quickly.

As a result, she was excited for a long time, and the head on her shoulder was always looking down at the phone. She said dissatisfiedly:
"Master was talking to you, so he just played with his phone."

"Director Hou was finally caught, don't worry."

"How do you know?" She looked surprised.

"It's all replayed now, and it will be over during the summer vacation."

"And this?!"

She was quickly attracted by the Landlords screen on Feng Wuli's mobile phone, and tried to use her 800 years of shrewd and martial wisdom to give advice to her little apprentice, but she was all foolish, with more than [-] beans, and she lost a few at once.

Wang Xilou looked up at him, and met the eyes of the little apprentice. She shrank her neck weakly, exactly the same as when Po Nu did something wrong.

Soon Feng Wuli became sleepy, yawned, and was about to go back to his room to sleep.

"Don't look so late, you should go to bed early."

"Hold Master back, and I'm going to sleep too."

"walk on my own."

As soon as he got up, a pair of long legs pinched his waist to prevent him from going.

Speechless dead.

Feng Wuli leaned over and picked her up, then hugged her to turn off the TV and the lights in the living room, and also went to brush his teeth and wash his hands. It was inconvenient to have a koala on him, so troublesome, I really convinced this woman .

"How much do you weigh?"

"87 catties, what's wrong?"

"No, it feels so light." He held the little zombie's buttocks up and down, as if there was no weight.

"When you were a child, Master held you and felt that you were so light."

He pursed his lips. At this time, she didn't feel embarrassed when she mentioned that she was a child. Of course, he didn't know how light he was when he was a child, and he would never know.

But Wang Xilou knew.

She will always remember what Feng Wuli has forgotten, that period of time when she belonged to her alone, even now that Feng Wuli has grown up, it will be very difficult for her to hug her, and she can even hug her easily in reverse, at this time A woman whose concepts have been confused for a long time may often feel confused, but when she sees the wind is unreasonable, she will just smirk.

It's embarrassing to say, but it's true that this woman has always loved me deeply at a level she doesn't know, and what she wants has always been very trivial things.

Feng Wuli's living environment has never lacked love since he was a child.

How could there be such a woman.

"Go back to the room and go to bed!" She said naively.

It is said that she is an [-]-year-old practitioner, and that she has worked so hard to raise Feng unreasonably, but in the end she is just a little girl with a stupid brain.

The wind sighed unreasonably.

Follow orders, Master.

(End of this chapter)