not a monster

Chapter 198 About Gas
On the way back, I saw a shop selling candied chestnuts. I bought it for 30 yuan and hung it on the front of the car.

There are a lot of ingots to buy incense candles during the Chinese New Year, and business is good during this time.

The cities in the south have a lot of belief in offering sacrifices to kitchen stoves, worshiping gods, worshiping festivals, and respecting ancestors.There is no gathering of ingots, and every family will also buy a sacred cabinet. The incense and candle shop also sells red paper for the New Year, couplets, firecrackers, red envelopes, lanterns and the like.

The fireworks are set off by the Xiangjiang River every year from New Year's Eve to after the Lantern Festival.

Every year, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou go to watch the fireworks. Sometimes they also set off fireworks themselves, but other people set off fireworks. Wang Xilou took a dozen long strings of firecrackers to the riverside to blow them up. At that time, Feng Wuli was small and felt shameful , Now that I'm grown up, I still feel ashamed.

Junsha’s tertiary industry has developed very well in recent years, but it is impossible for the economic development to take off in three to fifty years in the central agricultural province of southern Shonen. In recent years, high-rise buildings have sprung up, and you can see those buildings standing in front of the old street Landmark buildings, under the winter sun, the glass walls of several office buildings are like the scales of giant beasts, glowing with golden shimmer.

Just looking back at the old street, there are low-rise old buildings of different heights, clothes-drying poles protruding from the windows randomly, and a few sparrows parked on the black cables, and they were immediately startled away with a bang.

The two scenes appear on the same screen, like a dialogue in different time and space, there is a kind of impact of the future world colliding with the urban-rural fringe, unreasonable but already mixed together, you can only face him and accept him.

There are a few young people over there who are frying various things with black spiders.

Wan Wan was also standing there in her bulging clothes, obviously having fun with them, she pouted her little butt and covered her ears, and when the firecrackers rang, her tail hairs all exploded, and then she couldn't help shaking.

There is always a little more flavor here than other places.

Now there are still ten days before Chinese New Year, and strange cars often drive in, usually to visit relatives, or young people who have gone out to work come back to prepare for Chinese New Year.

Just now when Feng Wuli rode his bicycle in, he saw a McLaren with a Beijing badge driving in. There were not many luxury cars he could recognize, but he could recognize it because Jiang Nao’s father had visited the school once. After driving an identical one, his first reaction was, hey, the door opens upwards.

The license plate on the north side, and why did such a luxury car come to the old street.

"Wanwan, don't play with dangerous things, come back later and eat chestnuts." He shouted.

Wan Wan moved her ears, raised her tail, and looked over, "Got it...brother!"

Feng Wuli was satisfied.

It's almost new year again.

The woman in the shop was dressed like a fuwa. She clapped her hands and got up after helping the customers to count things. The clothes were so thick that Feng Wuli judged that it should be Wang Xilou. When she saw Feng Wuli come back, she asked, "Finished the exam?"

"The exam is finally over."

"How was the test?"

"Okay."

He leaned his bicycle outside: "The roasted chestnuts bought on the road are still warm."

"Master touched the paper just now, and his hands were a little dirty."

She also wore an ugly woolen hat with a small fur ball hanging on both sides. The down jacket was a couple style like him. The upper body was bloated, and the lower body was wearing black leggings. Her whole face was exposed, with skin Delicate and white with redness, looks naive.

Feng unreasonably peeled one and fed it to her. Watching her puff up her cheeks as she chewed, he poked the little zombie's lips with his index finger.

The little zombie was very surprised by his behavior of provoking the dignity of the teacher.

"Are you still eating?"

"Feed Master."

She was sitting cross-legged behind the counter, with a blanket on the chair, a heater was turned on under it, playing a few spider solitaires and preparing to go out to buy groceries.

"Can't you go wash your hands?"

"Hurry up, take care of Master, Master will give it to you tonight..." She thought she was charming and winked at the little apprentice, but in fact, she was stunning when she was quiet, and an old lady would have an old lady. The appearance of the wife, Feng Wuli just feels funny and neither fish nor fowl.

"Make something delicious for you."

"..."

"Did you think of something unhealthy? Hey, little apprentice, your thoughts are not pure."

With a look of triumph, she took out a foot wearing a white sock from the cotton mop, and kicked his thigh lightly.

Feng Wuli went upstairs directly, so he didn't bother to pay attention to this woman.

"Sit with Master! You are on vacation and you don't need to read books!"

Feng Wuli had already yelled from the stairs: "Ponu, come here, I'll peel chestnuts for you to eat."

There was a thumping sound of bare feet stepping on the floor upstairs.

Wang Xilou has already imagined a Erha, with his own appearance, rushing towards Feng Wuli.

In fact, it was exactly as she thought.

The little girl was wearing cool summer clothes, a small black vest on her upper body, and puffy trousers made of the same fabric as a mosquito net on her lower body. She walked over with two long legs and bare feet. It was cold to look at.

Feng Wuli pressed his face with one hand.

Her hand was still stretched forward, but unfortunately it was not long enough, so she could only grab the air.

There is a black cat on the sofa watching "Tom and Jerry", she is paying attention, there is a mark next to the seat, it looks like Po Nu just sat there watching with her.

"Eat the chestnuts, they are still warm." Feng Wuli handed them to Po Nu.

He sat down and Ye Ji didn't talk to him.

Feng Wuli grabbed her two front paws, stood her up, held her in his arms like a child, and made her face him, but the cat still turned to look at the cat and the mouse.

"Xiaoye doesn't pay any attention to me." Feng Wuli said in a very sad tone.

"I'm watching TV."

"Don't even look at me."

"But I want to watch TV... You can hug me, and I will touch you casually." The little cat said.

Feng Wuli could only see the back of the cat's head in his arms, and Ye Ji kept turning her head to watch the TV behind her, giving Feng Wuli the right to touch her casually.

Feng Wuli, who got the right, lifted her chin with his fingers, squeezed his paws, and rubbed her stomach. Ye Ji remained unmoved and concentrated on watching TV. She was already a useless cat addicted to TV.

After Feng Wuli had left for a while, Ye Ji suddenly found that no one was hugging her.

"Where did Wuli go?" She looked at Po Nu who was eating chestnuts and watching TV together.

Po Nu stood with one foot on the edge of the sofa. The soles of his feet were dirty because he didn't wear shoes. If Wang Xilou saw him, he would be scolded. At this time, he was holding a bag of chestnuts in one hand, peeling a chestnut. Eat one and hear the cat meowing around you.

"Go downstairs early."

"Well, then you hug me."

"I won't hug you." Po Nu was speechless.

"I want someone to hug me to watch TV, but if you hug me, I can let you touch me whatever you want."

"Who cares?" Po Nu ate a chestnut.

"Then I transform into a human form for you to hug, don't you really like hugging my transformed form? You often touch me everywhere..."

"Slander? You are slander!" Po Nu blushed, what's the matter with this cat.

"Meow?" Ye Ji couldn't understand what slander meant.

"Come here! I'm holding you."

"Do you want me to change into a human form?"

"Need not!"

Ye Ji walked briskly into the arms of Po Nu.

Po Nu put down the plastic bag, hugged the stupid cat with one hand, took out the chestnuts from the bag with one hand, and peeled off the skin with one hand. Although it was unreasonable and comfortable to hold like this, Ye Ji didn't bother much.

"Feed me a little too."

"You don't like to eat."

"How do you know that my generation doesn't like to eat, so feed me some."

Po Nu angrily peeled one for her, but the cat said it was not tasty after biting a little bit. She was very proud of the fact that she didn't like to eat it, wiped the saliva on it and threw it into her mouth.

Going downstairs, Feng Wuli originally planned to play computer games, but saw Wang Xilou preparing to go out.

"Where?"

"Go to the West Market to buy vegetables, what are you doing?" She put her hands behind her back and wore that ugly hat.

Usually he came back after six o'clock, and today he returned after the exam, and now it's only 04:30, which is the time for the little zombie to go out to buy groceries.

He thought for a while: "I'll go too."

"What are you going for?"

"Didn't have fun while on vacation."

"You regard Master as your pleasure?" The little zombie wanted to akimbo, but the clothes were too thick, and it was a bit difficult to akimbo.

"Let's go, let's go together."

"Wait, I haven't got the basket yet."

Feng Wuli watched the little zombie go into the backyard and took a vegetable basket made of bamboo strips. This thing was older than Feng Wuli, and the handle of the same bamboo strips on it had been broken long ago. Wang Xilou gave it a red plastic rope It was tied on both sides and came out with a rope.

"You don't need to wear so much, do you?"

"Save some spiritual power for you, otherwise you will always have to charge the master."

"The word charging feels weird."

"Hmph, come up quickly, are you still going?" She pushed the electric motorcycle out.

This electric motorcycle needs a license to get a license before it can go on the road. The little zombie went to get a D license, but he didn't have one, so he obediently sat in the back.

Holding the waist of the little zombie, the clothes are very thick, and you can't feel the waist of the girl when you hold it, but you can hug it full, feeling like hugging a bear, full of it.

"Hold it steady?"

"Stop dawdling." Feng Wuli was a little disgusted.

"Huh?" Wang Xilou's pretty brows frowned: "How did you talk to Master?"

"Hold on tight."

"Call Master."

Feng Wuli rolled his eyes, this little zombie would be endlessly noisy, he looked around to see if there was no one around, stretched out his neck a little, and kissed her cold face.

Wang Xilou frowned even deeper. What's wrong with you, a disciple who forcefully kisses his teacher in broad daylight? Although he knows that you respect his teacher very much, he can't just kiss him!
Eh!
"set off!"

She twisted it and drove out of the old street. The cold wind howled, and the wind pressed her face to the back of her neck unreasonably.

I can smell a very faint fragrance, which is hard to describe. Feng Wuli has only smelled it on Wang Xilou, and it may be his own illusion.

The West Market is an old market. Feng Wuli used to buy vegetables from Wang Xilou when he was very young. The nearest supermarkets have opened one after another. Most of the people who come to the market are old people. The ground is wet and everything is not good. The smells are mixed together.

Wang Xilou parked the car in a good place, locked the car skillfully, took the vegetable basket and exhaled, signaling Feng Wurea to follow.

He walked beside the little zombie, found her hand, and the two hands interacted for a while. The little zombie wanted to interlock his fingers, but the clothes were too thick, and it was very obstructive to hold her like this. It was inconvenient, so she took her hand back, Feng Wuli grabbed her hand again before she could take it back, and wrapped her whole cold little hand in his big one.

The little tricks below were not on the table, she exhaled, white smoke came out, and she blinked stupidly.

"Look at the master just finished spraying the fire, and now he is blowing smoke."

"Deadly childish."

Wang Xilou turned his head to look at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "When you were young, you were comparing who smoked more with Master, how cute you were then."

Feng Wuli had a headache, it seemed that there was such a thing, but it didn't seem to be. He was a little annoyed that this little zombie who was over 800 years old had such a good memory.

"Why don't you go to the supermarket? I remember there was a Lejia supermarket outside the old street."

Wang Xilou laughed angrily: "You child doesn't understand, the supermarket is so expensive, you can't bargain, you can't buy green onions, you can't wipe the change, it's not fresh."

She thought for a while, and then said: "But if you are going to buy vegetables, it is better not to go to the vegetable market. You don't understand the market. Master has seen young people come to buy vegetables. As soon as he left, he heard the ridicule from the stall owners, saying that these young people are not good. I can bargain, and even say thank you to them after cheating.”

Feng Wuli was seriously playing with her little hands, which were thin and smooth, and each finger was so cute. He was pinching and playing with her fingertips one by one. Such small actions obviously disrespected Master, but Wang Xilou still It's not just about pampering him.

"Then you will buy the vegetables from now on." He spoke like a leader, Xiao Wang's tone that you will be responsible for this from now on.

The little zombie looked up at him in surprise: "It's as if you've bought vegetables before."

Shopping for groceries is not something to be very happy about, or it is not something that makes people emotional.

"Xiao Wang is so happy today, yo, where is your boyfriend? He is so handsome." The aunt who sells fish teased.

Only then did he realize that Wang Xilou was indeed smiling all the time.

She also likes to laugh very much, but does Wang Xilou also laugh when she is shopping alone?Probably not, after all, anyone who buys vegetables is stupid and happy, so Wang Xilou is not smiling all day long, but every time he sees her, this woman can't restrain herself. Stop laughing, so that he has the illusion that Wang Xilou is always smiling.

From what the fish seller said, Wang Xilou seemed happier than usual today, just because he came to accompany her to go grocery shopping, it was such a simple matter.

"That fish seller has been selling here for more than ten years. Back then, she asked, who is this little brother, and just now asked if you are my boyfriend." She smirked.

Feng Wuli pinched her fingers, a little speechless, seeing her lovely face, couldn't help pinching her.

Wang Xilou immediately became upset and wanted to pinch it back, but she was very angry when she was holding one hand and holding the vegetables in the other.

She bought other vegetables one after another. When buying tomatoes, she added two stalks of green onions. She happily followed suit and unreasonably shared her results, saying that the supermarket would cost two yuan more, and she didn't add green onions.

"awesome."

She frowned and spat: "Perfunctory."

"My lord master is amazing."

Feng Wuli just went to the canteen to buy a bottle of yogurt, plugged in a straw, the vegetable basket was full, and the little zombie was holding things in both hands, so he handed the yogurt to her mouth.

Wang Xilou took the first sip and licked the yogurt around his mouth. This action was extremely charming.

"Eat the tail of master's saliva."

Feng Wuli didn't care, and bit the straw that the little zombie had just used.

"Wang Xilou carry me on your back, I'm tired from walking."

"Oh, find a rock in front of you and stand on it..."

She spoke naturally, but suddenly realized that the little apprentice had grown up and could jump on her back without standing on a rock, or he was not a child, so he walked on her back.

Angrily kicked his ass.

"Tricking Master again."

"Don't dare." Feng Wuli drank the yogurt expressionlessly, and the two walked out of the market side by side.

"What are you afraid of? I find that you are very courageous."

"Not much."

"Are you not very courageous? Bullying Master all day long, if you are more courageous, you will not be able to go to heaven?"

"God will not."

"Then what do you want?"

"Do you want to take a shower together tonight?"

"??"

"Save gas."

"To shut up!"

You ask yourself again.

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