not a monster

On the evening of the 28th of the year, Wang Xilou made a meal of braised goose with ginger.

It was the first time for her to handle a lion head goose weighing more than [-] kilograms. She didn't know that the best way to do this kind of goose that was three times heavier than ordinary geese was to use brine. The reason why she bought such a big goose was because it was new. Even if she couldn't finish eating, the refrigerator could still fit it, but she only ate a quarter of the meal... She made this dumpling just because of the vinegar, she was very childish.

Then Feng Wuli ate the goose for four consecutive meals, but he still didn't finish it.

The family feels sick just looking at the goose, thinking that the goose in the refrigerator can accompany them through the New Year.

The number of stupid things Wang Xilou does all year round is beyond count.

New Year's Eve night.

Feng Wuli and Po Nu, Chifu fighting landlords in the yard, and Wang Xilou cooking in the kitchen.

She has been busy all afternoon, and occasionally the three lazy men will go to choose vegetables and cut meat to help them, and then they will be kicked out of the kitchen because of their disgust and hindering her from working.

It's not that they let Wang Xilou do all the work alone.

The moon gradually climbed up the treetops, and occasionally there was a string of firecrackers outside the old street. Before the firecrackers were set off, someone would yell loudly to remind the neighbors to set off the firecrackers, and then crackle two seconds later.

She went to call Wan Wan and Ye Ji who were watching TV upstairs, and the yard became very lively. It happened that someone was setting off fireworks by the river, and this place is only a few hundred meters away from the river. Purple and red flowers bloomed in the corner of the sky in the yard. .

Feng Wuli looked at the card, shook his head and refused, Chifu immediately heaved a sigh of relief, and then silently looked at the sinful woman.

She took off her apron as she came out, and then brushed the stray strands of hair behind her ears when she took off the apron. Her forehead and neck were covered with fine sweat, probably from the heat from the stove, so she opened the collar and fluttered in the wind. Going in, Feng Wuli happened to see a white greasy arc appearing and disappearing. When passing by, he also saw a gully and the edge of the pink fabric. This kind of sneaky sight is always more indescribable. My heart is hot.

When he was a child, he always brought food for him like this, and she didn't take a few bites until Feng Wurea was full.

Wang Xilou peeled five or six prawns, dipped them in the sauce and put them into Fengwuli's bowl. After peeling the prawns, he picked the fish meat, and all of them appeared in Fengwuli's bowl without accident.

Ye Ji was startled by the sudden explosion, and shrank into Feng Wuli's arms. After realizing what happened, she yelled at Feng Wuli to watch the fireworks. I had no choice but to go along with this nagging stupid cat.

Po Nu immediately asked happily: "What card do you want to play, little apprentice?"

It's not right, there is a high probability that she has nothing left, and then Jiao Didi said it was cold, and slipped into her arms.

Feng Wuli reckons that in a few years, there will be no firecrackers set off here.

Chifu suppressed his anger and made a one-on-five.

She belongs to the hard-working woman who always has something to do in her eyes, and she can't be idle.

When it was Feng Wuli's turn again, he was a little ashamed because he couldn't pass the cards again, Po Nu gave him a look that didn't matter, and then said: "——Wang Zha!!"

But she has no evidence, and she is not the kind of articulate person, so she is used to suffering from boredom.

"I, I'll go, go to the kitchen and see if I can help." She had a cold face, but her voice trembled a little, her eyes were red, she turned her head and walked away, leaving behind a little back wiping the corners of her eyes with her sleeves.

"Little apprentice, do you want it?" It was Feng Wuli's turn to play the card, and Po Nu was his next move.

Because business is not doing well.

"Not with me." Feng shook his head unreasonably.

Chifu watched her hesitate to speak, and finally played the card with a cold face: "Three nines bring a four."

Later in high school, he became more mature again. He knew that this woman was stupid and stubborn, and persuading her was useless, so he changed to a new method—Wang Xilou peeled him as many shrimps as he could. When he went back, Wang Xilou picked the fish meat for him, and he also picked the fish and put it in her bowl. Anyway, she picked the dish for him once, and it was unreasonable to pick it for her once.

Chi Fu also wanted to pick up the shrimp, but her hands were short, and the shrimp was a little far away from her. If she stood up to pick up the shrimp, wouldn't she look like she really wanted to eat it? Pay attention, quietly go to pick up a shrimp and come back.

She didn't pinch it anymore when she said it, but she forgot about it after a while.

Later, when he was about to enter junior high school, he was somewhat rebellious in his adolescence. He didn't like this woman who always picked up food for him.

"Do you want it or not?"

"Who has the landlord card?" Po Nu's eyes swept over the two.

"To six."

Feng Wuli took a look at Po Nu who was cheerfully packing up the cards beside him, and had a premonition in his heart, if he accepted Po Nu's proposal at the beginning, he probably would have lost one of them.

In the end, she still lost, and the loser will be punished. At first, Po Nu suggested that the loser take off a piece of clothing, but the two rejected it irresistibly, and changed it to the loser's brain collapse, leaving a few cards After being flicked a few times, Xiao Chipu's smooth forehead was already red, and her eyes were slightly moist, but she could bear it very well, and she didn't say anything about the pain. She was stunned by more than 300 flicks, even though she seemed to be about to cry , also bluntly remained silent.

"Oh! There are some, let me see, it's three!" She looked at Chi Fu impatiently: "Hurry up and play the cards, it's three."

"Explode!!" You can faintly see the provocation in Po Nu's eyes.

Chi Fu swallowed his anger and said, "Yes."

The scheming Wang Xilou.

"Well, be careful when eating." Feng Wuli was extremely perfunctory.

Half of it is pain, and the other half is grievance, but she has a strong personality and can carry it alone silently.

The New Year's Eve dinner was under the sound of firecrackers in the old street and fireworks rising from the river. The small courtyard of several people was very noisy. Sometimes they couldn't hear clearly, so they had to shout.

Chifu glanced at her, and watched her play one-on-three again, beeping and asking for credit unreasonably.

Gee!
Silently, she took back the cards that were not used for the three farts, and silently glanced at Po Nu, she suspected that this dog secretly used the spirit entanglement to make a wish, otherwise, with the same brain, she wouldn't have lost thirteen times in a row, right? .

"Little apprentice, this fish has so many spines." Po Nu Jiao Didi said.

The little zombie was taken aback, stretching her neck forward, holding the tip of the chopsticks with her red lips, snatching the fish with the tip of her tongue, and scraping the chopsticks with her teeth. Hey! The sea bass made by Master is really delicious!"

"Come on, little apprentice is really amazing!"

"Okay, I'm on the same team with the little apprentice again." Po Nu laughed like a cat stealing fish.

"I am." Chifu gathered the cards in his hand, and calmly opened the landlord cards, two fours and one five.

Feng Wuli was a little embarrassed. After all, there is no such unscrupulous communication in poker, so he could only ask shyly, "Is there a pair?"

"Adversarial."

He carefully picked out a very thin thorn, intending to put it in Wang Xilou's bowl, only to find that it had already protruded, and there was no room for it, so he had no choice but to feed it to her mouth.

A certain atmosphere spreads from the urban area to the countryside all the way, the buildings are like bamboo shoots, and the destructive power of Wang Xilou is also daunting. The thing called modern city is driving out firecrackers, customs, and zombies. Going out, the changes in recent decades have made her very uncomfortable. Many things are gone, and she occasionally feels messy.

At this time, Wang Xilou shouted from the kitchen: "Come here and serve the food, don't play with one or two."

The ponu on the side looked a little sour, and looked forward to Feng Wuli who only served Wang Xilou with vegetables.

Feng complained unreasonably: "Don't pinch me, the bowl is on top."

Looking at Po Nu whose eyes were sour, he sighed and peeled a few shrimps for her.

"Thank you Lord Long En." Po Nu shook his wit respectfully, Feng laughed unreasonably, and fed it to her mouth.

Because a bowl of water is flat, Chifu also has a share, but she behaved much more calmly, frowned, nodded and thanked, and it was also polite and decent, Feng Wuli felt that she probably didn't like shrimp very much, after all, Chifu behaved all day long. I have to be a mature person who doesn't care about eating, drinking, having fun, so I peeled one and didn't clip it for her.

Then Chifu watched helplessly as each shrimp was unreasonably stripped to Po Nu and Wang Xilou by the wind.

She is in a hurry.