not a monster

Chapter 237 Rubbing My Stomach

Gods and immortals are two different things. There are only seven gods in this world. Feng Wuli doesn't know their names. According to Ye Ji, this one is called 'ancient god'.

If the name is Gu, it's hard not to make Feng Wuli think of a certain mythical character.

In the older literature, the word "God" and "Si" are shared, and the word "Si" means to think, which is the dividing point where the ancestors began to distinguish between beasts, and began to naturally explore and think about the world.

The sun rises and the moon sets, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, all things grow in spring, and the wind kills all things in autumn. These natural laws are collectively called "Si" by the ancestors, which refers to the laws of the world. , is also the god in today's population.

This means that in the eyes of the ancient people, gods are equal to rules and laws.

Powerful creatures who have mastered some of the rules are immortals, and gods themselves are the rules by which the world operates.

Feng Wuli carried the noble Lord Ye Ji to the second floor to take a bath.

Su Xiaoxin was puzzled when she saw it: "How did your cat become so dirty?"

Ye Ji glanced at her, but ignored her.

"I went to fight with the dog in the park." Feng Wuli seldom lied.

Ye Ji turned her head to look at him again, and stared straight at him for a long time, but didn't see Feng unreasonably change her words, so she found a step for herself.

Just ignorant human beings, we don't need to care about their fish lips.

"Fighted with a dog? You didn't get hurt?"

"Will my generation be hurt?"

"She cried, does it hurt somewhere?"

Ye Ji was speechless, looking at her tail again, she found that this tail was really fun.

Feng Wuli said that he had just checked and was not injured, so he took Ye Ji to bathe her with water.

During the period, she met Po Nu who was holding the quilt and tidying the mattress. She knew that the stupid cat seemed to have a lot of background, and glanced at it when passing by: "Oh, stupid cat, are you going to the park to fight with the dog again?"

Ye Jili didn't even bother to talk to her.

This man often bullied him when she was not thinking well, and would touch her at night while sleeping.

We are not the kind of casual people.

He still fumbles around and defiles this noble body of ours.

You are not being unreasonable.

While taking a bath, the cat started to toss about again, which made Feng Wuli feel as if it was no different from before.

"I don't want the usual fragrance." She said in a cold voice, taking it for granted.

"That's shampoo and body wash for cats, why not use it?"

"I want to use you and Wang Xilou." She stood on a small footstool with her head held high, her tone calm.

Feng Wuli didn't dare to speak too loudly to her. After all, his mother was still at home, so he had to suppress his voice: "The body wash used for humans, cats will easily shed their hair."

"We have our own considerations." She did become harder to fool.

Feng Wuli followed her wishes.

But after a while the cat began to dislike it again.

"Forget it, let's go back to our old fragrance, it doesn't smell good for you."

The tone seemed to be his fault, as if Lord Yeji had forgiven him a lot now.

Feng Wuli expressed his anger.

In the past, bathing Ye Ji was a big project. Basically, you had to play with her for the first half of the time. What you play depends on her mood. It may disturb you, or ask you to count how many seconds she held her breath in the water. .

Every time Feng Wuli can count hundreds of thousands of seconds, otherwise Ye Ji will be dissatisfied, and if she is not satisfied, she will have to play for a long time.

Now I didn't go through the troubles, but there are many rules, and I must follow her.

Feng unreasonably brushed her hair, foamed it, rinsed it, picked it up to drain the water, and repeated it over and over again, the method might be a bit rough.

Ye Ji looked at him calmly many times, hoping that this human would pay attention, but unfortunately Feng Wuli didn't understand her eyes at all.

The black cat was lost in thought.

He tilted his head, stretched out his paws, and patted the little yellow duck floating over, watching the little yellow duck float away brightly.

Then he was wrapped in a towel and taken out, with a small head exposed.

When Wang Xilou came back from buying vegetables, he was cooking downstairs. Feng Wuli could hear the sound of the knife on the chopping board, and the little zombie humming in a good mood.

It seems to be humming Liuyang River again.

Wang Xilou sings really well, Wu Nong speaks softly, and still hums in Jinling dialect. When he was in kindergarten, Wang Xilou went to participate in the parent-child school sports meeting for him, and there was also a talent show. face.

Wait, parent-child school sports meeting... Feng Wuli remained silent, shaking his head to get rid of these memories that shouldn't exist.

Wanwan also came back, and Su Xiaoxin was teaching her her homework for the winter vacation in the living room.

The sky outside is overcast, and it is not an exaggeration to say that in "Yueyang Tower" it is raining heavily and the moon never leaves.

The TV was on, and Chifu and Ponu were also watching Su Xiaoxin teach the first and second grades of Wanwan Primary School.

Scholars are doing their homework, and they try not to speak, so as to appear smarter.

At this time, Wanwan was very nervous, and she made mistakes when she was nervous, and her tail flicked up and down anxiously.

"Wanwan, you are talking about the crossword, five () four (), what can we fill in these two blanks?"

"What can I fill in?"

"Yes, can these two spaces be filled to form an idiom or word?"

"What can I fill in?" She tried to pass the test cutely.

Finding it was useless, Wanwan looked at the two people beside her asking for help.

As a result, Po Nu was lost in thought, while Chi Fu pretended to be watching TV seriously.

"Five what four what, what can be filled in, what can be filled in... Wanwan knows." The fox's tail suddenly stood upright, and said excitedly: "Five, eight, forty!"

Chifu suddenly realized, Ponu punched with his left hand and hit his right. Just as he was about to praise him, he saw a sharp look.

The always gentle Su Xiaoxin seemed to be a different person.

She only had time to whimper, and hurriedly pretended that she was about to get up: "That's right! I'm going to help Wang Xilou cook!"

The rest of Chifu sat upright, watching the TV very seriously, he couldn't feel the aura around him at all, and felt that the TV was too TV.

It just so happened that Feng Wuli passed by with Ye Ji, who was fished out of the water, and the black cat looked at the two illiterates with mockery in their eyes, and meowed.

Wanwan's fox ears pricked up, "Wanwan got it!"

Su Xiaoxin smiled suddenly with a sullen face.

This time Wan Wan wrote about all corners of the country, Su Xiaoxin asked her if she knew what this meant?

"Five lakes and four seas..."

She lacked confidence, and tried to find the noble Ye Ji-sama, but the noble Ye Ji-sama was placed on the table by Feng Wuli-sama, who slapped her face with a hair dryer.

"It doesn't mean five lakes and four seas..." Su Xiaoxin's voice was intellectual, gentle, and she carefully explained idioms to Wanwan.

Feng Wuli listened silently, Wang Xilou downstairs was in the late stage, and he guessed right that he was about to eat, and the po slave who had just gone downstairs came up again, Su Xiaoxin taught Wan Wan softly The words are mixed with the sound of ponu eating and chifu's TV.

He has to be very serious to distinguish these voices, the world is lively.

The cat in his arms yelled again:

"Don't point this thing at us."

"If you don't blow it, it will be wet..."

"Then you can take it a little further away." She raised her eyelids lazily and spoke in a calm voice.

"It's hard to blow-dry if you take it far away." The main thing is to get closer to blow-dry quickly. As for the experience of the stupid cat... Meowing is indispensable, every time.

But now and then.

Looking at Ye Ji's calm eyes, Feng Wuli always felt that something was wrong with the cat, as if something was being manipulated by her.

He moved his hand back unconsciously.

"What about the distance?"

"Miao is sensible." She lay lazily, glanced at him lightly, and said, "Rub my stomach."

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