not a monster

Chapter 248 Who is the head of the family

With the wisdom of Jifeng Wuli and Wang Xilou, they checked this stupid cat several times, but they still couldn't find out why.

The last menopause, Feng Wuli remembered that it lasted for a year, and Ye Ji would turn into a little milk cat again after the menopause passed.

It's kind of big.

There is no change from before, and Feng Wuli doesn't know what went wrong.

Wan Wan played with Ye Ji with the cat teasing stick.

The little fox didn't understand what happened to Master Ye Ji a few days ago, all she knew was that she suddenly became very smart and stopped playing with him.

Better still, stupid Ye Ji-sama.

A few people over there couldn't make up their minds, while Ye Ji threw a cat teaser here and was out of breath.

She would lie on the ground with the whole cat, squatting on the front half of her body without taking her eyes off, twisting her buttocks from side to side, and rushing up in the next second.

At first glance, it really looks like a normal house cat.

Ye Ji suddenly felt that her paws were off the ground, and her two front paws were still grabbing the air. She turned her head in doubt and found that it was the wind that lifted her up by the back of her neck unreasonably.

"That's it for tonight, we'll see what happens tomorrow."

"I want to sleep with Wurea tonight." She was still kicking the air with her hind legs.

"Yes." Feng Wuli is particularly easy to talk to today.

"I want to hear stories tonight."

"can."

"My generation..."

"You can't push your feet."

He flicked the cat's head, and Ye Ji lowered her head to watch her tail flick back and forth.

In fact, winter is almost over. After the weather is not so cold, there is no need to 'replenish magic' every day. Feng Wuli also goes back to his room to sleep.

From this, it can be seen that this winter they are really just 'replenishing the magic' in a serious way, and they are not shamelessly having sex!

He has to go to school tomorrow, so he brushes his teeth, washes his face and goes back to bed early.

When he was lying on the bed and swiping his phone, Ye Ji would run around the room to consume energy. Even if no one was playing with her, she could still play for a long time by herself, always jumping from one end of the room to the other in surprise.

The serious and cautious look in her eyes when she looked at the air made Feng Wuli wonder whether there was something there that he couldn't see but Ye Ji could see.

When he was young, he was fooled by Ye Ji many times and fought side by side with her.

Now the only ones fighting side by side with her are the two polar bears, one big and one small.

The idea of ​​a cat is beyond human comprehension.

After a while, I was tired from playing, and jumped on the bed again, ready to sleep on my stomach.

Feng Wuli dug out a pack of wet wipes from the bedside table, and wiped the four little meat pads for her.

"The claws are a bit long."

He went to get the nail clippers and cut the cat's nails.

Ye Ji snuggled into his arms, letting Feng unreasonably grab one of her hands, and as soon as he pressed his fingers on the pads, four nails shone like blades.

Then he cut them off one by one.

"It's unreasonable not to cut my bloodline." The cat in his arms said seriously.

"Will not."

"By the way, it's unreasonable, I went fishing today!"

"Did you catch it?"

"Caught a lot of fish, some of them were twice the size of our generation, no, they were ten times, a hundred times the size of ours! They were a hundred times the size of ours!" She felt that one hundred times was already super Bigger, as for the subsequent one thousand times and ten thousand times, she can't imagine it with a cat.

"When you went fishing, were you the smart Ye Ji-sama or the stupid stupid cat?"

"It's the smart Ye Ji-sama!" She held her head proudly.

"Is that so, did you turn back into a stupid stupid cat after you came back?"

"No."

"no?"

"It's not a stupid stupid cat." She tried to persuade Feng Wuli with a firm tone, not to call her a stupid stupid cat.

"Don't move around, just cut your nails."

"Would you like to hear the story of my generation catching a huge fish today?"

"Well, tell me." He had already cut off the two front paws, and grabbed the cat's hind leg and came up.

As soon as he pressed the little meat ball, his claws stretched out like blossoms.

"I have to think about it first."

That's funny, you have to think about it.

Feng Wuli is not interested in the story of a cat catching a big fish, but it is quite interesting for a cat to make up a story about him catching a big fish.

He lay on the bed, sucked Ye Ji in his arms, and kissed her neck again and again.

Ye Ji was annoyed that he interrupted her story about catching a big fish.

"Can I go to sleep?" Feng Wuli asked.

"It's unreasonable to tell a story."

He wanted to be perfunctory, but when Ye Ji was lifted up under the armpit, she lowered her head and looked at him seriously.

There was light swirling in her eyes.

The cat didn't realize that Feng Wuli was going to perfuse her, but said bluntly like a child: "I want to hear the story of the princess."

If she doesn't tell her, will she be disappointed? She's just a cat, Feng Wuli can't help thinking.

"Let's talk about one more..."

The more he talked, the more sleepy he became. At some point, Ye Ji let out an engine-like snoring sound, and fell asleep on his chest.

Get used to having kids in advance.

From time to time outside the door was the sound of Wang Xilou and Po Nu discussing TV dramas, and Chifu came out to make them quiet down, and Wanwan fell asleep inside...

On February 2st, sunny, the last semester of high school started.

Feng Wuli's hearing is very good, and the zombie went up the stairs and the sound of slippers when he walked up to his room woke him up.

But in the early spring morning, his nostalgia for the bed made him unwilling to accept the fact that Wang Xilou was coming to wake him up.

Maybe she went to the balcony to collect clothes, he thought to himself.

Until the sound of slippers disappeared in front of his door.

Ye Ji got out of bed, ran to the door and stood obediently to wait.

There was a bang on the door, and then a certain woman opened the door and came in without any concept of private space for the adolescent boys in the family.

A black cat had been waiting at the door, and when the door opened, it slid out through the gap.

"What time is it? You have to go to school today. The winter vacation is over."

First, she opened the curtain very familiarly, and all the light came in, and Feng Wuli buried her head in the quilt silently.

"What time is it……"

"It's already 06:30!"

"Let's sleep a little longer." It's only 06:30.

Wang Xilou walked over to lift his quilt, but was held back by Feng Wuli, and she couldn't lift it all at once!
"stand up!"

This kid didn't listen to himself more and more. When he was in elementary school, he would dress neatly when he shouted. He folded the quilt and obediently finished his breakfast, waiting for him to turn on the small battery and send him to school.

How well-behaved she was back then, she was simply a treasure in Master's heart!
Now I dare to confront Master!

Have you really forgotten who is the head of the family?
"Hurry up, the noodles that Master just cooked will be lumpy again!"

Feng Wuli rolled up the quilt and turned over.

Wang Xilou frowned, then quietly stretched her hand into the quilt, the quilt was terribly warm, and when she put her hand into the little apprentice's neck, he shivered from the cold.

Most of the sleepiness went away.

"you are annoying……"

Feng Wuli poked his head out speechlessly, and there was a woman wearing an apron beside the bed, giggling and giggling.

He was so angry that he stretched out his hand to drag her in.

Wang Xilou said anxiously: "Don't drag Master over! Wait until the apron gets dirty."

Feng Wuli let go, her apron was covered with oil, and she would even stain her quilt when the time came.

"It's only 06:30, which is too early."

Wang Xilou felt that he was coaxing the child, and after ten minutes of tossing, he finally pushed the tall and burly apprentice out of the room.

"Where is my school uniform?"

"When you were on vacation, I washed them and put them away." She went back to her room to look for his school uniform.

Feng Wuli scratched his head in the living room, the morning air was slightly humid, and his short-sleeved shorts felt a slight coolness on his skin.

He can accurately distinguish the neighbors from the sound of every passing motorcycle outside the old street. What he can distinguish most is the sound of Wang Xilou driving a women's motorcycle back after shopping for groceries. Usually, the TV is broadcasting news at this time. Feng Wuli heard the familiar sound of a motorbike all the way, and said that it was Wang Xilou who came back from grocery shopping. A black cat ran to the balcony to have a look, and it was indeed so.

Wanwan had already put on her school uniform, and was eating breakfast obediently below.

Feng Wuli was a little ashamed.

Chifu also got up early, watering the flowers in the yard to eliminate insects, and Po Nu was still sleeping soundly in the room. She shared the bed with Wang Xilou last night.

When Wang Xilou came out with his school uniform, he listened to this man babbling, explaining this and that, like a bird, it was so annoying.

"Did you hear that?" She poked her waist.

Feng Wuli nodded and said, "Yes, yes."

(End of this chapter)