not a monster

Chapter 271 Where's My Cousin?
The "Han Zhu Ge Ge" that Wang Xilou watched was Zhang Wei and Bing Bing's, and the picture can tell the sense of age. For Feng Wuli, it was an old film that was older than him by a century.

But even if you don’t talk about the release time of this TV series, just talk about the era of the story background of this TV series, that is, the era of the emperor who wrote [-] poems and none of them could be included in textbooks. A while ago.

Little Swallow is fake, Ziwei is fake, but Emperor Qianlong is real, and Fukang'an is real.

The woman in her arms was eating melon seeds, looked at the computer screen and said to the actor, "Hong Li doesn't look like this, his face should be thinner, and his eyes are small."

Feng Wudream took a while to think about it. Hongli was talking about Emperor Qianlong.

He twitched the corner of his mouth: "This is Teacher Zhang Tielin, just an actor."

"...it looks like you."

"How do you make it sound like you've seen it before?"

"I've seen it before. This man always ran to the south of the Yangtze River. Master felt the excitement at the time, so he ran over to join in the fun. The momentum was really huge. At that time, the company was still called Qin Tianjian. Every time he wanted to go south, he had to wait a long time in advance. Qin Tianjian and those factory owners killed rivers of blood in Jiangnan Road, and cleaned up all evil cultivators, ghosts, and mountain ghosts, which is considered a good deed."

Maybe people like to talk about the past when they are old, and Feng Wuli likes to listen to her talking about these things with great interest, as if she saw hundreds of years ago through Wang Xilou's eyes.

"Master went to join in the fun and was regarded as an evil spirit, and even sent people to beat Master, but Master is not an unreasonable zombie, after all, he came here without invitation, so he avoided his edge. As a result, the four guards of Lao Shizi, all the way I followed Master to the East Sea."

She said with joy:
"At that time, Master's temper, can he endure it? I froze all the four guards into ice and sank them under the East China Sea to freeze, and then flew hundreds of miles along the river to fly back to his boat. go up."

"The old emperor saw that there was nothing wrong with me, and the scene was all messed up at that time."

Only at this time, it is rare for Feng Wuli to respect Wang Xilou a little bit, thinking that this woman has lived from history to the present, he can't help but put his hands away from her feet respectfully.

Then place it on your lap.

The little zombie's thighs are really slippery, why is her skin so comfortable to the touch, he couldn't help studying it carefully.

The hand was hit.

Feng Wuli shrank his hands back, and continued to study after a while.

She said there was chaos on board.

Swish, another eight guards jumped out, and she sank to the bottom of the river in a blink of an eye.

That man was the only one present who calmed down. He sat there, as if the whole boat was no longer shaking.

She knew that this man was an ordinary person without cultivation, but at this moment she did sense the danger, the danger from another level.

The big zombie cupped his hands and said goodbye.

After all, it was her fault, she joined in the fun, and it turned out to be her own.

Hongli invited her to have a cup of tea before leaving.

Wang Xilou looked around, stepped forward in two steps, and drank it all in one gulp.

He arched his hands, indicating that he really left.

He was silent for a while, asking himself if he wanted to stay for lunch.

Wang Xilou was curious and asked him if he was not afraid of himself.

His answer was that he was too scared to stand up.

Wang Xilou laughed at him as a man who was tough on the outside and soft on the inside, so Hongli could only pretend he didn't hear such rebellious words.

Each of the twelve guards was as strong as an ancestor of the sect, and all of them were in the hands of this person.

Wang Xilou felt that this person looked okay, so he stayed for a meal, and made it clear that he was just here to see what the emperor looked like.

The two chatted happily for a while.

Wang Xilou said that she injured all your guards, and as compensation for this meal, she will protect you and go back to the north.

Emperor Qianlong was not a talkative person, and I don't know how to evaluate it in history books, but Wang Xilou felt that he was not like an emperor, but more like a high-spirited patriarch. He was still very young at the time, and his eyes were full of achievements.

He has a lot of shortcomings, perhaps as an emperor, he only had the advantage of being young at that time.

Because he is young, he is full of vigor.

He said that he also has a lot of constraints, many things he wants to do are hindered by his status, and he can't do it. Don't look at him looking at the scenery, the Qin Tianjian and the clan mansion around him are tightly controlling him. There are many frustrations...

"Stop talking, isn't it a brothel? I'll take you there!"

A gust of evil wind kidnapped their emperor.

He said that those rich merchants in the south of the Yangtze River, one or two are full of fat, especially the Lianghuai salt merchants, who are even richer than the country. When I asked for money, they thought I was here to beat the autumn wind, and sent me as a beggar with ten thousand taels of silver. up!

"We've found the right person today. Let's make a contribution and become famous today. Let's go and steal from the rich and help the poor!"

Another gust of evil wind captured their emperor.

When parting, Hongli asked her what she thought of his country along the way.

Not really.

Even this emperor is not very good, just so-so.

But we have known each other all the way, and we consider ourselves friends, and Wang Xilou is not easy to dismantle him. She scratched her head and said:
"I have walked all over here in the past, and everything is fine, but it feels a bit small."

After hearing this, Hongli was silent for a long time, then nodded.

The two parted at this point.

Five years later, Qianlong went to Jiangnan for the second time.

In another ten years, he went to Jiangnan for the third time.

The fourth time, the fifth time, the sixth time... As Wang Xilou said, that kid somehow, as an emperor, kept running south.

In the 24th year of Qianlong, that is, in 1380, Qianlong pacified Zhungeer, and the territory of the Qing Dynasty was [-] million square kilometers.

The area is the largest ever.

People who could be called friends in the past have now been written into the history books, and they are even performed by people.

Wang Xilou only thought it was interesting, but after a second look, he only felt that this was just another person with that person's name on it.

It's easy to play out.

The fifth elder brother Su Youpeng is quite good-looking.

But of course he is still not as good-looking as his precious apprentice.

She finished watching this episode, took a sip of milk tea, got up and left her seat, kissed Feng Wuli's face, and went back to the kitchen to cook.

Feng Wuli disliked her saliva very much, so he wiped his face with a tissue. Wang Xilou was like those strange aunts, who liked to hug him and kiss him when he was young. Lol, when he gets older, he can't kiss casually. I didn't expect that history is a reincarnation now.

"That's right." Wang Xilou suddenly thought of something. .

"what?"

"My cousin's child is full moon, she asked me to drink full moon wine."

"Tonight? Go, it happens to be Saturday."

"Are you going too?" Wang Xilou looked at him in surprise.

"..."

Feng Wuli realizes that he has lost his cousin unknowingly.

(End of this chapter)