not a monster

The next day, at noon, Wanwan Elementary School was still on vacation, Ye Ji went to the park to play with her younger brothers.

Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou crowded around in front of the computer nervously.

"Why haven't you come out yet?"

"The official account network is a bit stuck, and the computer is also stuck...frozen."

"Didn't you say you can still make calls?"

"With 10,000+ people, the smart customer service will collapse."

Wang Xilou frowned. She was usually a very patient person, but now she lost the slightest bit of patience, like a little girl waiting for her lover in her boudoir, asking the maid over and over again, whether she has arrived or why she hasn't arrived yet. How long has it been, Feng Wuli has to calm her emotions besides refreshing the interface over and over again.

Feng Wuli wasn't nervous at first, he knew how many points he had, and the results were pretty much the same every time after the one-model and two-model scores, but he couldn't stand Wang Xilou whispering in his ear early in the morning.

They made me nervous too.

At that time, I should have written my name... Hiss, not sure, he looked at Youhuang: "Youhuang, did I write my name on every test paper at that time?"

You Huang nodded unreasonably to Feng, and several people secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while, he asked again: "Is the multiple-choice question filled in on the answer sheet at the end?"

Everyone looked at Youhuang again, and Youhuang nodded again.

After asking several questions in a row, Feng Wuli calmed down again, and You Huang squatted beside him to wait with them, and he grabbed You Huang's hand and put it on his lap to play.

Suddenly Wang Xilou stood up again, "No, master is going to burn incense."

"What kind of incense do you offer?" Feng Wuli was confused.

"Put a stick of incense on Wenquxing, isn't it all like this!" She quickly went to get a handful of incense, eager to burn incense and pray for blessings.

Feng Wuli squeezed Youhuang's hand and played with it, sometimes grabbed her finger and bent it and straightened it, sometimes put his palms together to compare the size, and interlocked his ten fingers lightly to play. To relieve the tension in his heart, he watched Wang Xilou frantically bring out the incense burner to burn incense, he was very speechless: "If you want to burn incense, you should go to the exam time..."

"Who said that the master didn't offer incense when you went to the exam."

It seems to be the same. When he went out that day, for the first time, she didn't know who to offer incense to. This person wore a cheongsam and turned on the battery to send him to school. A pair of purple underwear, said apprentice, you wear purple underwear to win, and the master wears red at home, and he is lucky. He also gave him a talisman to ask for it at the Confucian Temple. He said that he waited for three hours to ask for it, and then hinted to him in a dark way. If you really don't know how to do it, let the sprites secretly go to see other people's.

This old lady was more than a hundred times more nervous than him. In her eyes, she might really have taken part in the imperial examination.

Po slaves are also going to offer incense.

She handed over a few sticks: "Come here, this incense bought from the Confucian Temple is very effective." You sell this yourself, don't you know if this thing is effective?
"Really, give me a few more sticks..." Po Nu, who has always been scheming, also seems to have a low IQ at this time.

The two gathered together to hold the incense, muttering something in their mouths, whispering something.

Chifu frowned and got up, and said she was going to drink water. After drinking the water, she said that you all burn incense, so I will also burn incense. Her face is just a matter of chance.

Then it turned into three people standing in a row holding incense, mumbling some prayers that Feng Wurea couldn't understand.

Feng Wuli looked at their backs, very helpless.

Three live treasures.

Youhuang seems to want to go to incense...

"Swipe it out." He clicked refresh once, and it really went in.

Without waiting for the three people over there to ask, he said the score: "The total score is 681, and the province ranks [-]th."

quiet--

"hiss--"

After Wang Xilou took a breath, he didn't show any other emotions, but secretly looked at Qi Feng unreasonably.

She has been anxious about the grades, but the first reaction when the grades come out is actually at a loss, because she doesn't know exactly how many points and how many candidates will be tested. She can only draw conclusions from the expressions on the apprentices' faces. If he sees the grades If he is happy in the end, then she can sing and dance together. If he sees his grades are sad, then she will start kissing and hugging to comfort him.

But now that Feng Wuli is very peaceful, she is a little at a loss.

What did you pass the exam?

The same is true for Po Nu and Chi Fu on the side.

The three looked at each other.

Wang Xilou asked in a low voice, "Did you fail the exam or pass the exam?"

Po Nu frowned: "It should be a good test, more than 600 points, so many points." She simply felt that the number of more than 600 was very large.

Chi Fu was not sure, took a peek at Feng Wuli, and said in a low voice, "But he doesn't seem to be particularly excited. Those poor scholars of our time won the exam, it's like crazy."

Wang Xilou nodded and muttered: "And there are more than 300 people, it feels like they are quite behind."

The three of them were a little uncertain, and they didn't dare to say anything, what if they expressed their feelings in the wrong way.

Feng Wuli watched the three of them whispering for a long time, with a puzzled expression on his face: "What are you three talking about?"

Wang Xilou elbowed the slave.

Po Nu betrayed directly, pointing his finger at the person next door: "Wang Xilou said that he didn't know if you did well or not well in the exam, and he didn't know whether to celebrate or comfort you now."

"What are you talking about! Nonsense!" Wang Xilou refused to admit it.

Feng Wuli smiled lightly, it turned out to be this.

"I must have done well in the exam. I should be able to go to other schools except Qingbei, but I have no plan to go to Qingbei."

He laughed and the three breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that they really did well in the exam.

Wang Xilou looked angry: "Then it's too strange why you didn't react at all. Master almost thought you failed the exam!"

"It's about the same as my assessment. How should I react?" Feng Wuli felt that they were strange, but he was happy in his heart.

Wang Xilou was speechless for a while.

Thinking that her apprentice seems to have such a temper, he is like a boring gourd all day long, don't expect to see him laughing and crying loudly.

His emotional area is very narrow, and he will not be overjoyed or sad.

But now there is no need to stage cheers and tears of joy, there is no need to laugh loudly and cry loudly, it is good to be peaceful and quiet.

"Ah, I raised a college student." She said with a chuckle, feeling extremely relaxed.

"Move to the new house in the city during the summer vacation. It's just a sofa and a coffee table. The campus of the major I want to apply for is also there. It takes less than 10 minutes to ride a bicycle."

Po Nu raised both hands in favor, but Chifu didn't express his opinion, Wang Xilou was stunned, a little at a loss.

But sooner or later, they have to move. Many people in the old street have already moved to demolished houses. There is always not enough people to play mahjong. Every time the mahjong table says, why didn't anyone come?her?She has already moved to a new house with her family.

When it was her turn, she was just a little bit, just a little bit, a little bit reluctant.

"Go ahead," she said.

"unwilling?"

"……kind of."

"Actually, you can live there again. Anyway, it won't be demolished within two years."

"Forget it, let's move." Wang Xilou was suddenly decisive.

"Row."

There are no ghosts and wolves in the class group, and a few familiar people are asking each other in the group—only those who are familiar with each other will ask.

Someone asked in private.

It was also asked by Aite.

Sister Shang also asked.

He sent screenshots of total scores and rankings to the class.

In the world of people in their early [-]s, the shock brought by his [-] is completely a dimensionality reduction blow.

Sister Shang is bubbling up, let everyone stop asking about the grades, Balabala who did well in the exam, Balabala who did poorly in the exam... It's a long paragraph, and there must be a [-]-word essay.

No one wants to see it at all.

Send a 200 yuan red envelope.

A group of people came out to thank the Lord Ron.

In the afternoon, Feng Wuli took a taxi to Tanda University and borrowed Mr. Su's car. During this period, Mr. Su casually, casually, and naturally asked him about his grades with a tone of "Oh, yes, I suddenly remembered something" .

……

At night, Feng Wuli slept alone again.

Because tonight Po Nu and Wang Xilou are in the same room.

Without tidying up the utility rooms on the first floor, only three rooms on the second floor of the incense and candle shop can sleep people.

In the past, ponu always slept in the 'girls' dormitory', that is, Wanwan, ponu, and Chifu slept in one room.

Feng Wuli and Ye Ji sleep in the same room.

Wang Xilou has a room by himself.

This is the bed allocation on the bright side.

There are many changes in the dark.

Occasionally the cat will go to sleep in the 'girls' dormitory', occasionally Feng Wuli will appear on Wang Xilou's bed, occasionally Wang Xilou will appear on the apprentice's bed, and occasionally Xing and Suoguan will be dragged out of the shadow by the soul slaves to open the girls' dormitory During the meeting, occasionally the fox will sleep in the cat's nest with the cat.

Occasionally, Po Nu and Chi Fu would go back to rest in the shadow, absorbing the spiritual power in Feng Wuli's body.

Occasionally, Po Nu would cling to Wang Xilou and sleep.

Occasionally, Po Nu would pretend to be Wang Xilou and appear on the apprentice's bed.

Facing the disguise of the po slave, sometimes Feng Wuli can find it out, sometimes he can't, and after occasionally discovering it, he looks like you are a po slave...but forget it.

Everyone has a flexible bed.

Po Nu must sleep with Wang Xilou tonight.

Her thinking is very simple, she just thinks that since the young disciples are all alone in the west building, it would be meaningless to use the excuse of "Don't be like this, slave, we are not married yet" as an excuse, half-pushing and half-refusing.

Everyone has lived like that, so there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Moreover, Wang Xilou was not an opponent by herself, so she was even more responsible for suffering for the Lord.

As a result, after waiting in the middle of the night, the little apprentice didn't come.

Hiss—where is the logic wrong?

Po Nu tossed and turned, not wanting to understand, and began to harass Wang Xilou next to him: "Are you asleep?"

Two identical women were lying on the bed wearing pajamas of the same style but in different colors. Wang Xilou was getting ready to go to bed in peace, and he didn't want to talk to this woman with little brains.

"Say something? I know you're not asleep."

"Stop pretending, your breathing rhythm is not like this when you are asleep."

"Are you really asleep? Let me see? See if you're really asleep?" She was so annoying.

"If you ignore me again, I will kiss you."

Wang Xilou was so annoyed that he opened his eyes and said angrily, "What are you going to do again? It's already 11:30."

Po Nu let out a long voice, and couldn't think of what to do after waking her up, so she thought for a while and said, "Give me the phone and I'll play with it..."

"Take it yourself, don't disturb my sleep."

Suddenly, Po Nu sat up, turned over nimbly under the quilt and pressed it up, her hair fell down on Aunt Wang's face, her face was pressed down so low that her nose almost touched her nose.

Wang Xilou was confused: "What are you doing?"

With a pained look on his face, Po Nu suppressed his voice and said: "No, Master, or else."

I'm dying!This person imitated what she said at a certain moment!Even the tone of voice is exactly the same!
"Do you want to die!"

Wang Xilou was so ashamed that he stretched out his hand to cover her mouth.

The two immediately huddled together on the bed.

Po Nu laughed and dodged, unable to resist Wang Xilou pinching and scratching her, but she just refused to give in, and occasionally attacked her.

Every time she made a move, she was ashamed to say it, her pajamas were loose and ragged, and her hair was messy. During this period, the woman continued to perform, and all the nasty things she said were inappropriate things that could only be said a few days ago when she was covered by a quilt.

I imitated her words for a while, and imitated the words of the little apprentice for a while.

"Wang Xilou, you are too thin, you can see the progress bar."

"You don't think it's dirty, you bite everywhere!"

"Master is fragrant everywhere..."

She even reenacted the scene and kissed Wang Xilou on the instep.

Wang Xilou wrestled with her on the bed for about ten minutes, the two of them were out of breath, and the ponu begged for mercy before the truce.

Even begging for mercy is an imitation of Aunt Wang a few days ago.

"Admit defeat, master admit defeat, please forgive master."

Wang Xilou was so angry that he was too tired to take care of her, so Po Nu laughed and laughed alone.

She began to recite the heart-cleaning mantra in her heart, and after a while, Po Nu hugged her again, rubbed her lower lip against her neck and said that she was so bored and couldn't sleep.

He was kicked away by Wang Xilou.

Aunt Wang cursed and said, "What the hell is going on?"

Po Nu let out a long hiss, tired from the trouble, with a confused look on his face: "Why don't you come here yet?"

"You are sick, what are you talking about?"

"You do not want it?"

"Think of you with a hammer!"

Po Nu was very speechless: "You pretend to be a little white rabbit with me, just lie to yourself, but it's no fun to lie to me, your eyes these two days seem to be thickened." God, they know exactly what Wang Xilou is thinking and what is thinking in his body.

She was also annoyed by the noise: "You really itch to find him yourself, don't bother me to sleep at night."

"Do you want to go there together?" She urged, since the little apprentice was embarrassed, they should take the initiative to attack.

"Nervous..." Wang Xilou's ears were a little red, and she used impatience to hide her restlessness: "Sleep!"

Po Nu sighed, and lay back down again, looking at the ceiling lost in thought, grinning stupidly when he thought of something, his smile was very stupid, but he looked inexplicably happy.

After a while, she quietly leaned into Wang Xilou's ear again, and asked in a low voice, "Shall I play with your phone for a while?"

"OK?"

"If you don't say anything, it will be assumed that you agree."

Wang Xilou closed his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to her.

……

Over there, Feng Wuli had just fought wits with Ye Ji, watched the cat sleeping peacefully beside the bed, and planned to play with his mobile phone before going to bed, when suddenly Wang Xilou sent a WeChat message.

Aunt Wang: I miss you
Aunt Wang: Can't sleep
Aunt Wang: Soul slaves too
These days they are all very pretentious, and their words are occasionally boring. If it's just the first two WeChat messages, it's hard for Feng Wuli to say who sent these messages.

But the addition of the third clause is obvious.

Not 100% sure though.

He definitely didn't dare to go there tonight, he felt it would be disrespectful to Wang Xilou... But if Master Master invited him, it would be a different category, so he had to further confirm who it was.

Feng Wuli: Don't play with Wang Xilou's phone.

Aunt Wang: Oh, how did you find out it was mine!
Feng Wuli smiled helplessly, and would not feel regretful.

Type it back to her.

Feng Wuli: Are you obedient?
Aunt Wang: Listen!
Feng Wuli: Put down your phone now, go to bed early, and go to the beach tomorrow
Aunt Wang: Good!
Aunt Wang: Say good night to me, okay?

Feng Wuli: good night
Feng Wuli: [Good night]
Aunt Wang: Did you say good night to me, or did other sisters have it?
Feng Wuli: Good night, cute little slave
Feng Wuli: [Give you flowers]
……

Wang Xilou also couldn't sleep, but she was thinking about some strange things, such as suddenly wanting to use her mobile phone to check how tall Ultraman is, what is the difference between QQ Speed ​​cww and wcw, whether she can go to the Olympics...

Suddenly, I don't know what the nerves of the people next to me are. First they hid under the quilt and yelled strangely, then rolled around, and suddenly rushed up and hugged her face and kissed her. The kiss made her face drool. Before she had time to scold her, this woman had already Lie flat and neat.

"sleep."

"Stop disturbing me, I'm going to sleep."

"I'm going to sleep fast!"

Wang Xilou: "..."

She tugged at the quilt and cursed: "There are bags under my eyes."

"Don't disturb my sleep!" Po Nu was very angry.

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