not a monster

Chapter 328 Something Weird

When he was a child, Feng Wuli was afraid of thunder, so he would come to sleep with Wang Xilou at night. In the hot summer, Wang Xilou would hold a fan to keep him cool. When suddenly a dull thunder roar woke him up, she would say: Grandpa Tiangong Walk slowly, don't scare me.

"Why does thunder say that Grandpa Tiangong walks slower." At that time, Xiaofeng Wuli was just at the age of a curious baby who always asked why.

"Master will tell you right away." She stretched out her face, pushing Feng Wureason away with her big face.

"..."

"No kiss?" She said in a threatening tone.

"I'm already in the big class, and I'll be in the first grade next year!"

"Really not kissing?"

Xiaofeng tried to reason with her unreasonably: "The teacher said that girls should not be kissed casually by others!"

"Master and you are someone else?" She had an expression that if you dare to say that Master is someone else, your little ass will bloom again tonight.

"I don't want to kiss you! The teacher said that only those who like it can kiss."

"You don't like Master? Master is so sad."

"No, no, I like Wang Xilou's."

"That's all right."

Xiaofeng was irrationally confused.

Wang Xilou casually blew some wind into his ears, saying what, you don’t want to marry your wife in the future so you don’t want to be with the master, then you can marry the master in the future, ah, why is your face so red? Are you kidding me? Could it be that you really want to grow up and marry Master?You are so courageous at such a young age, you!But if you really want Master to be your wife, it's not that Master can't consider... blah blah blah.

In the end, Feng Wuli stamped her face because of his lust, and vowed in his heart that when he grows up, he will definitely bully her back!

She smiled and said: "That's because, Grandpa Tiangong walks in the sky. Sometimes he is in a hurry and walks too fast. If the footsteps are loud, there will be bang bang, and then thunder will form. The wind was blowing up, and the sweat turned into rain, and when we heard the thunder, we knew that he was running too fast again, so we told him to walk slowly, and he would slow down, and the thunder would stop."

"It turns out that the rain is formed in this way. Wang Xilou, you are amazing, you know it all!"

That was when Wang Xilou was at his brightest.

Perhaps it was the power he worshiped when he was a child. Feng Wuli believed in it until he was in the fifth and sixth grades. It was not until later that he realized that the rain is caused by the condensation of water vapor.

Wang Xilou is pure feudal superstition.

How dare she teach herself like that!How dare she? !

In fact, to reach a certain height in practice, it is all right to call the wind and call the rain, but Wang Xilou's words are also recorded in writing, but in the records it is not that the sky is walking too fast to cause a heavy rain.

According to the "Shen Yi Jing" of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there is a big stone room in the eastern barren mountain, where the prince of the East lives, and often throws pots with a jade girl.Thousands of arrows are cast every time.If there are those who can't get in and out, the sky will heal them; if the arrows come out but fail to catch them, the sky will laugh at them.

This is to say that the Eastern Prince likes to throw a pot with a jade girl, and the sky will laugh when he sees him throwing a pot.However, there is a record in "Zhuangzi": "A jade girl throws a pot, and the sky laughs at her, and then she gets electricity."

So if you have to give a superstitious explanation, it’s not the Tiangong walking that caused the thunderstorm, but the Dongwanggong throwing the pot, which caused the sky to laugh.

What is embarrassing is that Dong Wanggong is the head of the immortals, and the sky laughs at him, causing electricity, and the sky mourns, causing rain.The sky is the audience, and the immortals are just actors who laugh at the sky.

October 6, heavy rain
"Damn it, it's raining so hard!" Po Nu strode his big white legs, wearing a coat over his swimsuit, and went to a shelter from the rain in front of him. The rain fell as soon as he said it, and he ran quickly.

Chifu followed closely behind, frowning: "No swearing."

"Slightly, slightly, just say it!"

Feng Wuli held Wanwan with one hand and the black cat with the other and ran.

Aunt Wang was out of breath after running 100 meters. It is not a matter of one or two nights for her to be weak. Feng Wuli has already experienced it.

Take them to find a special noodle restaurant.

Wang Xilou deserves to meet a beautiful girl once in 800 years. Many people sneaked a look at it, and were glanced at by the sprite with Schwarzenegger's physique, and all looked away.

I went to sit in an empty corner.

"Why did it suddenly rain so heavily!" Po Nu had a lot of sand on his feet, and after sitting down, he raised one foot regardless of his appearance, and patted the tender pig's trotters with his hands.

Fortunately, there was no one in this corner.

"My generation is still clean!"

"Wanwan is also clean."

"Keep your voice down, both of you." Wang Xilou brushed the hair sticking to his cheeks.

Feng Wuli took out three large towels, put them on Wang Xilou and the others respectively, and wiped Wang Xilou's hair. After wiping one, you can't favor one over the other, and wipe the other two twice.

It doesn't seem like a good thing for girlfriends to change from one to three, it's really annoying.

Sprite asked in a rough voice: "My hair is a little wet too."

A towel was thrown to her.

Spooky looked at the towel in his hand, and continued to attack mentally: "Why wipe them three times but not me." She reminded that there is a girlfriend here.

Feng groaned unreasonably for two seconds, and asked: "...by torturing me like this, can you be happy?"

"Okay." She said honestly.

"..." Feng Wuli frowned: "Why haven't you returned to the shadow yet?"

The ghost wanted to say something else, but suddenly frowned: "This rain is not right."

As soon as she finished speaking, the voice of Po Nu, who was complaining about the weather, suddenly disappeared.

A wooden hairpin fell to the ground, slapped, and rolled to the side.

She reverted to the prototype of the shadow attachment.

Several people were taken aback, fortunately this is a corner, no one saw the scene just now.

Feng Wuli quickly picked her up, felt it carefully, and said, "Her spiritual power is exhausted."

"Why do you suddenly say that you are exhausted?" Wang Xilou was stunned.

The sprite said in a deep voice: "That rain is not ordinary rain, it will dispel the spiritual power, and my spiritual power is also being consumed rapidly now, and the soul slave is running out of spiritual power, and she didn't even notice it."

Chifu frowned at this moment: "I don't have enough spiritual power either." He said looking at Feng unreasonably.

Feng Wuli has a huge amount of spiritual power, and he can detect it very subtlely. When she said this, he felt the problem carefully. Both Wan Wan and Ye Ji were held in his arms just now, so they didn't get caught in the rain, but there was a bit of wind, Wan Wan Wan also said that a small portion of her spiritual power had been consumed.

Ye Ji also clamored that she was the same as she was, and she had to get others to agree with her. Feng Wuli said that the big monster would not be affected, so she groaned and said, "I didn't say anything just now."

Wang Xilou hissed: "Why don't I seem to feel it?"

Feng Wuli and Yaoyao looked at each other, but ignored her.

Wang Xilou was immediately dissatisfied: "What do you mean, you two, what do you mean!"

Where does Mrs. Wang have any spiritual power in her body now?

But now that she has changed her power source, she can function normally without spiritual power.

He took Chifu and Yaoyao to an unnoticed corner, let them go back to rest in his own shadow, then took Po Nu's hairpin, wiped the sand on it very lovingly, and put them back into the shadow.

There was a thunderstorm outside, and the wind and the rain howled.

Wan Wan obediently sat on the plastic stool, Ye Ji lay on her lap, the waiter brought them a bowl of shrimp noodles, she sweetly said thank you.

"Where's Wang Xilou?" Feng asked in confusion.

"Wang Xilou just left...then, he's back."

I saw Wang Xilou just came back from the outside, and his pretty face was very gloomy now.

She is majestic Wang Xilou, and was insulted by a rain!
(End of this chapter)