not a monster

Four female college students entered the store, chirping, and when they entered, they first sighed with emotion: "Woo! It's so cool!"

The cold air from the air conditioner blows away the heat, but the flowers all over the room have no fragrance and cannot be escaped. Only a faint fragrance bursts into the tip of the nose occasionally, and the fragrance will change at different positions, which makes people feel amazing.

A fat girl complained: "It's so stuffy outside, and there's no wind."

"It's almost nine o'clock and it's still so hot." Her companion also said.

"It was still windy just now." As the clerk, Feng said with a smile, "It's going to rain soon, and you're going to go back to school soon and you're going to be drenched."

"No way, I could still see the moon just now."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a thunder in the sky, and then it rained like cats and dogs.

The rain was so sudden that those passers-by who had no time to escape ran up one after another, and the girl named Xiao Qi who had been looking at the flowers at the door was also pulled in.

After she came in, she trembled even more. Several partners were worried that she was not feeling well. She shook her head and said it was all right. The thunder was a bit loud just now, and she was just startled.

"Hey! Handsome guy, how do you know it's going to rain soon?" A female college student was curious about him.

Feng Wuli pointed to a pink potted plant on the shelf: "This is chive orchid, a perennial herb of the Amaryllidaceae family Allium genus from XSBN. It is also called wind and rain flower. It usually blooms when it rains heavily. It was full of flower buds before, and I also found it opened a few minutes ago."

"Wow!" A few girls suddenly realized, with little expressions on their faces as if they had learned a new pose.

The girl who just asked Feng Wuli how she knew it was going to rain looked up at him with little stars in her eyes and said, "It feels so romantic."

"Don't be an idiot, it's raining so hard, how can you go back!" The chubby girl next to her shook her awake.

"Sit down for a while, the rain won't be long." Feng Wuli was still taking care of his flowers and plants.

"Hey, handsome guy, are you the boss here?" The girl was enthusiastic.

Feng Wuli shook his head with a smile, and pointed to Wang Xilou who fled behind the counter to play on the computer because he didn't want to study: "The one over there is the boss, and I work for her."

Wang Xilou's vanity was greatly satisfied at once.

He smiled gracefully and nodded to the little girls.

Maybe girls are more sexy. When a few female college students look at the flowers in this room, they are easily moved by these beautiful flowers and plants, especially some flowers that cannot be recognized. Ask the handsome clerk, the clerk can always speak Gently tell the name of the flower, the language of the flower, the temperament and meaning of the flower, and whether there is any story about this flower.

Not to mention a few female college students, the little 800-year-old zombie over there is also looking there frequently-my apprentice is simply too handsome!

"Hey, do you want to do it? Why don't you listen to it? If you don't play, let me do it." Ponu squeezed together with her on the ergonomic chair behind the counter, watching Wang Xilou playing games, and his hands were itchy. The computer screen is so big, even bigger than in an Internet cafe, but facing such a well-configured device, this person actually plays Plants vs. Zombies?
I think you don't understand at all!
A few female college students also discovered that behind the counter were a pair of twin girls, with super good looks, with a plain face but so delicate, and the conditions were too good, and the pair of sisters looked almost exactly the same, only The two can be distinguished by the pair of black-rimmed glasses.

One of them tried to snatch the mouse, but was subdued by the other, and then they heard the lady wearing glasses yelling: "Brother-in-law, look at her!"

"..."

What else do you say is a part-time job, it's dog food!He put dog food in it!
"You guys here... don't seem to be just selling flowers?" They found the objects of ritual and gods in the back.

"Well, sell some other things too."

"Flowers can be given to living people, or to friends and relatives who are not alive. We firmly believe that the connection between people cannot be broken after life is over. Flowers are gifts between people. And accept the interpretation of meaning, so we also handle flower delivery orders for deceased people."

Feng Wuli smiled and said:
"It can also be regarded as a gimmick of our flower shop, but believe it or not, and it's not superstitious. We used to open incense and candle shops, but now young people in the city will burn incense and worship their old friends during New Years and festivals. After all, there are few, even less believe in ghosts and gods, you can think of it as a new form of incense candles in modern times, and you can order flowers from us if you want to send someone a bouquet."

You can send flowers to anyone you want, even if you are not alive.

Several female college students were obviously touched.

Looking at these Buddha statues, rosary beads, and paper flowers, the veil of awe and curiosity about this mysterious folk custom in the past seems to have been lifted a little bit, and then only the memory of the dead as a living person remains. .

"Actually, we are very interested in these weird things!" said the very lively female college student just now.

"Yes, yes." Another chubby classmate also said, "We were playing with that pen fairy in the dormitory a few days ago, and there was nothing wrong with it for a long time."

I see—

Feng Wuli smiled and didn't speak, looking at the female student named Xiaoqi who was lying on her body, and now she was trembling with evil spirits.

Don't ask for everything.

The female student named Xiao Qi felt uncomfortable just standing outside the shop, and wanted to escape from this place. After entering, the feeling of chills on the back of her neck became more serious, especially when she looked at the strange flowers in the flower shop. There is always a sense of guilt in my heart when I look at strange god statues, and sometimes I feel that those god statues made of clay and silicone seem to have spirits.

She looked at the statues of Zao Jun, and felt inexplicable palpitations in her heart, as if her body suddenly burst into flames, and the nameless fire was going to burn her alive, and she was so scared that she dared not move.

As if hallucinating, those Zaojun statues all turned their heads at some point and glared at him angrily. Matching their already angry faces, the jade Ruyi held high seemed to hit him in the next second!

Looking at the weird arrows for decoration, there was a thunderstorm outside in the rainy night, and it was as bright as day for a moment, and she shivered in fright.

"Sound thunder." Her companion was surprised: "It's true that it hasn't rained for several days."

"It rained so heavily, I was drenched after running back, and Xiao Lin was still wearing such see through clothes hehe."

"Fortunately, the boss took us in."

Feng Wuli smiled and didn't answer, but just looked at the startled little girl and thought it was funny.

The Song Dynasty Taoist classic "Tao Fa Hui Yuan Tai Shang Tian Tan Yu Ge" clearly records: "All the gods and generals of the heavens are not attached to the body of a living person. If they are attached to the human language, they are definitely demons and heretics."

Although many of the monsters he met were simple, honest and cute, in fact, in the relationship between humans and monsters, human beings were killed most of the time.

It's just that this evil spirit is really unlucky. For ordinary people, it can already be used as a big boss to make a horror movie in which more than a dozen people die. The title of the movie is "Pen Xian".A boring girls' dormitory suddenly decided to play a pen fairy game, and then thought nothing happened. In fact, he accidentally attracted dirty things to possess him, and then everyone around him died strangely in a short period of time. The protagonist's Xiaoqi classmate, ran to several temples and Taoist temples, but couldn't get rid of the possessed evil spirit, and finally left a folk horror story.

It's a pity that this two-hour domestic horror movie only aired for 10 minutes. The big boss, who hadn't killed anyone yet, found out that the script had suddenly changed. Didn't he say it was a good urban horror movie? Why did he suddenly start filming "Fengshen Bang"?

At this moment, the evil spirit attached to Xiao Qi didn't dare to move.

Now Xiaoqi and some classmates looked at the antler-like ornament. The girls all said it was beautiful and asked if they could take a photo. Only it vaguely felt that it was the horn of a real dragon!
Feng Wuli put down the gardening scissors he was using to trim the branches, and asked, "Would you like something to drink?"

"How embarrassing!"

"Don't be embarrassed, there's only mineral water anyway."

"Disturbing the boss's business."

Feng Wuli patted Po Nu on the head: "Stop playing, go and pour some glasses of water for the guests."

Po Nu reluctantly looked away from the computer, and agreed with Wang Xilou to let her come next, then went to get a few glasses of water for some customers, and said with a smile: "Go back and promote the shop more."

"I want what I want."

"Sister, you have a great figure."

Po Nu pushed her glasses, her eyes signaled that she would talk more, and several little girls started chatting.

The rain stopped after about ten minutes. A few students bought a pot of Feng Yuhua, and Feng Wuli gave a small pot as a publicity fee for them to go back to school.

When Xiaoqi went out, she looked back frequently, always feeling that she didn't know when it started. The chest tightness that had been accumulated in her heart for the past few days disappeared, and the depression brought to her by that store was gone. She didn't react until her roommates dragged her. come over.

It was a strange feeling, she felt that after sitting in it for a while, she suddenly became clear-sighted, as if she had been bewitched in a daze a few days ago, it was an intuitive premonition - this flower shop is very weird!
"Let's go, Xiaoqi."

"Ah? Oh oh!"

After she went out, she still looked back frequently, kept up with a few companions, and couldn't help saying, "This store feels weird."

"It's your fault, you've been a little weird these days." The chubby girl said, "Could it be that you're in a relationship?"

Xiao Qi gave her a blank look, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he could only give up.

A black cat whose whole body was soaked in water came in from the outside. When it came in, it was like a dog, throwing the water all over the body.

And Wang Xilou, who was sitting firmly in the boss's seat in the store, was watching her corn cannon formation form attentively. There was a black air between her fingers, just like those big bosses plated walnuts. The black air circled around with her light white fingers. Spin circles between your fingers.

The monster that could easily kill her apprentice dozens or hundreds of times was crushed into a ball by her in the end.

Quietly looked over there, while the little apprentice didn't look over——

Open your mouth and swallow in one gulp.

Feng turned around and asked unreasonably. "Have you dealt with that?"

She nodded honestly: "Squeeze to death, crush to death."

Apprentice Baby won't let her eat those messy things, but she is a zombie, and evil things are delicious to her, and eating harmful things is not like sucking the blood of mortals, and no merit will be deducted after eating.

"You're not eating again, are you?" Feng Wuli frowned.

"What are you talking about!" Her acting skills have improved, and she didn't panic at all: "Master is an immortal now, how could he still like to eat these delicacies."

Just as Po Nu was about to say something, Wang Xilou quietly gave up the computer seat. She didn't say a word, and put her hand around her mouth to close it like a zipper.

Feng looked at the two suspiciously for no reason, and said helplessly, "Aren't you still a Yang Chengxian? Why do you still have such a bad habit?"

"First of all, Master really didn't eat!" Wang Xilou said with a serious face:

"Secondly, it has been said that Huanyang is not a zombie cultivating a human body, but more like a path of cultivation that only zombies can take. Zombies exist by taking advantage of the loopholes in the rules of the ancient gods, so even if knocking on the immortal door fails It will not be destroyed like other immortal seekers, but because it is not within the rules, even if there are ten or a hundred chances to knock on the immortal door, it is impossible to succeed. fairy road.

Master consulted Emperor Qing, and found that the four most famous zombies in history, in fact, had experienced the failure of knocking on the immortal gate, and then took the step of returning to the sun with their remnants, thus becoming great practitioners at the level of ancestor zombies. If you go one step further, you may be able to become a fairy, but obviously they couldn't do it after returning to the sun, and now the master is the fifth, and he has completed the achievements that the previous four seniors could not achieve, and escaped the punishment of heaven and became a zombie. Made into a fairy. "

Therefore, she is not so much returning from a zombie to a human as she has reached the peak on the road to zombies.

"However, if you succeeded in knocking on the immortal gate back then, wouldn't you be able to become an immortal directly?"

"Didn't I tell you what Master's calamity is?" Wang Xilou asked back.

"Um, saw 'I' asking you for a shadow?"

"So even if it comes ten or a hundred times, the master will not be able to get through."

"Wangxi Building."

"What are you doing?" Wang Xilou blinked and looked at him.

"Please marry me."

"How many houses, what kind of car, what account, what is the balance of the bank account?" She pointed at him with her index finger: "By the way, I like boys younger than me!"

"When did you become like this?" Feng Wuli was very distressed.

Po Nu classmate on the side raised his hand: "I marry, I want to marry!"

"If there are customers in the store now, I don't know how they will be viewed by others."

Feng Wuli rubbed his face, and heaved a sigh of relief, so there are really many coincidences for Wang Xilou's final immortality.

"Okay, today's first day of opening is over, and now I am announcing the closure of the store."

"Woo! Go home!" Speaking of which, Po Nu is the top seller in the flower shop today.

"There are all of them, bring in the flowers from outside."

The three of them walked many times, and Ye Ji also turned into a human form and came out to help, although she seemed to be playing a little more.

Moved all the potted plants and shelves outside the house into the store, and finally watched Feng Wuli pull down the shutter door, revealing the red paper and black words written on the shutter door that said happy business.

The flower shop that Wang Xilou wanted to open 500 years ago ended successfully on the first day.