not a monster

In the evening, Feng Wuli still went to school, and he was supposed to lead the military training uniform for the meeting in the afternoon, so he asked his roommate to take it for him.

Xiangda is too big. He has to walk 700 meters to the east gate from Wenhua Street, and one kilometer to the south gate, and it happens that there are few people walking around the fence behind Wenhua Street.

How come you said it was such a coincidence.

A jump, a support, and a safe landing.

There is a little tail behind him, and he has been quietly following him since he left the store. Every time he turns his head, he hides behind such as telephone poles and trash cans.

I also don't think about my body shape, whether the electric pole can cover it.

Little follower.

She slipped through the gap in the railing, and took a look at the cicadas singing on the tree, wondering where the cicadas were and why she couldn't catch the screaming thing every time she climbed up. Seeing that the person in front was about to leave, she followed immediately.

"What are you doing here?" Feng turned his head back unreasonably, giving Ye Ji a helpless look.

Ye Ji, who was already a little chubby, came over with small steps: "I came here to look for my little brother."

"Is your little brother here?"

"There are so many younger brothers in my generation!"

"Who is your little brother?"

He squatted down and picked Ye Ji up, weighed it, and it did weigh a lot, estimated at ten catties.

"It's two ginger cats."

"Orange cats, there are indeed more orange cats in Xiangda." Feng Wuli supported her back with one hand and scratched her stomach with the other: "I'll go find your little brother next time, and this time I'll go get clothes with you, okay?"

"Good~"

Feng Wuli asked: "Are you happy here?"

"Happy~"

"You speak with a tilde."

"what is that?"

"unimportant."

Feng Wuli held the cat's buttocks, scratched her chin, and said seriously:
"You can take it back to the store after handing it over to your little brother. We will treat your little brother well for you, so that you will become very prestigious in the eyes of your little brother. It is Zhan.

The cats and cats in the world are all for profit. In this way, next month I will give you a few more cat strips. When you go out to play with them, which cat behaves well, you will reward the cat with a little bit of cat strips. Also, you have to know each cat’s character, thoughts, and then behave congenially. If cats die for their confidants, they will be your first subordinates. At this point, you can expand the number of your little cats..."

"Speak slowly! Slow down!" Ye Ji hurriedly grabbed his chest.

"No hurry, I'll explain to Master Ye Ji in detail." After all, it's been a long time since I teased her, Feng Wuli walked and said, teaching Ye Ji how to control a cat.

There was a wind in the evening, and there were people walking on the school road. The basketball on the court slammed on the ground, and occasionally hit the rim with a "dang" sound. The wind carried the smell of shower gel, and it should have just passed by him. Two girls, you can hear what they are talking about, it seems to say that you also like ××, I like it very much... As you walk away, you can't hear clearly, and the fragrance of shower gel left in the air also dissipates.

Only the basketball was hitting the hoop again, and the people next to me laughed and said how many push-ups and things like that.

University has less sense of urgency than high school, and everyone has their own way of life.

Originally, Feng Wuli planned to take the camouflage uniform and leave, but a boy in the class organized an icebreaker at night.

Everyone arrived at the school on the first or second day, and there were no other activities. They met at the South Playground at night, and Feng Wuli just asked his roommate to help bring the camouflage uniforms.

Ye Ji came down to walk, kept running at his feet, occasionally jumped into the grass, and came back after a while as if nothing had happened.

Feng Wuli saw that several roommates had already arrived, because they hardly knew each other, and everyone was in the dormitory.

Sometimes I heard the people next to me chatting about something they were interested in, and I got in touch with each other, and several scattered small units slowly chatted enthusiastically.

"You are that monk!?"

"Didn't you say you were a senior?"

There are also people who are recognized by Dashui in the freshman group.

"Brother Feng, the military training uniform and shoes are also inside." Zheng Chuanbo handed him a bag.

"Thank you."

"Are you really not coming back to sleep tonight?"

"Isn't school starting tomorrow?"

"It's good to live close."

Someone came over again, and it was a female dormitory. The boys all acted as if nothing had happened, but there were quite a few peeking at them. Two female dormitories came together. It would be too strange to stand far away from the boys, and it would be awkward to stand close to each other——

Sure enough, Xie Jieshu walked directly to their dormitory, and the girls around her saw that she seemed to know someone, so they also walked here.

The talking and laughing boys next to him just now became a little embarrassed, but there were a few boys in Feng Wuli's dormitory, because they met at noon today, they greeted each other openly.

Zheng Chuanbo feels that he is now a diplomatic ambassador.

Seeing that everyone was almost there, a boy stood up, wearing glasses very politely, and said, "Everyone is here, why don't you sit down in a circle, I just sat down, the lawn doesn't prick your buttocks."

It wasn't very funny, but everyone laughed a little to save face, and then found a place to sit down.

Feng Wuli sat cross-legged, with the bearded tension on the right and Xie Jieshu on the left.

"Everyone is a classmate of Telecommunications Class A. I asked sister Zhou that the freshman meeting organized by the department will be after the military training. I thought everyone would get to know each other in advance and get to know their classmates. I asked a few dormitories this afternoon. Do you want to come out and meet the classmates together?" He talked eloquently, his eyes pausing on each of the classmates for a while, and then said with a smile:
"Well, let's play a little game. I'm standing in the middle of the circle right now, this broom stick. It will fall down after I let go of my hand. The student opposite me has to catch the broom stick before it falls to the ground. If he catches it, he introduces himself. If he doesn't catch it, he introduces himself and then performs a talent show. Then, how about repeating this step for all the students in the circle until everyone has finished introducing themselves?"

Naturally, everyone agrees.

University is not a high school. It is true that very few counselors say to organize and let everyone introduce themselves, but that is only because there is no one to host. If there is such a motivated student, it is actually very happy to organize on the first day of school.

The game started, and everyone worked hard to avoid the talent show.

Of course, there are also those who are willing to perform a talent show even if they are caught. For example, Da Shuibi in a certain group, I heard that he was a monk. Anyway, this kind of experience is quite fantastic.

He sang the Great Compassion Mantra and was booed by everyone.

And B-box, hip-hop, rap...

Under the moonlight, a group of young people laughed wantonly. Feng Wuli took photos and sent them to the master. Ye Ji ran back to him at some point. She didn't know where to play just now, and she was so tired that she lay on his lap. He pinched the fleshy ball in her palm, watched the performance and talked to Xie Jieshu.

"the weather is hot."

"Correct."

"Didn't you say you were going to run for class president? I think that guy named Su thinks about it too."

"Su Hui."

"Yes, Su Hui, look at how well organized they are."

"It's okay, I will definitely choose."

"So confident?" Feng Wuli glanced at her.

"Two monitors, one male and one female."

"Oh, it's not the same track as you."

Xie Jieshu didn't look at him, but stared intently at the classmate who was still introducing herself, her eyes were firm as if she was about to join the party, and she started the [-]-meter race while talking unreasonably with the wind, starting, sprinting, catching——not catching.

Although the plan to distract her failed, she still didn't catch her. Feng Wuli was happy to watch her perform, and the video was going to be sent to Wang Xilou.

Xie Jieshu sang "Little Lucky", which was very nice and gave people the feeling of first love.

Her next one is Feng Wuli.

It stands to reason that it is impossible for his reaction speed to be unable to catch the stick before it hits the ground.

The problem is that Xie Jieshu directly smashed the stick to the ground.

"..."

When he introduced himself, everyone was very interested in the fact that he lived in front of the school, and asked where there was fun nearby.

The wind knows everything without reason.

It's just that he has no talent, and the simplest singing is also tone deaf.

"You can dance if you can't sing." Some students said with a smile.

Everyone was very happy tonight. It was hard for him to say that he was not talented, so he went down and thought for a while: "Then let me perform a little magic trick."

"Oh!"

Magic is rarer than singing and dancing. Everyone in the circle is looking forward to it, and then they look at this guy who looks good, looks gentle, plays games really well, and his grades seem to be the highest in the class... Fuck, take a look. Think this low-key boy is so awesome!

They watched Feng Wuli take out a large piece of cloth from his trouser pocket, it was already too big for a tablecloth to be put in the bag, the students all started to exclaim, and then they saw him put his hands under the cloth, and then When he lifted the cloth, he took a bouquet of flowers in his hand.

All of a sudden the spirit!
"I rely on!"

"Brilliant!"

"How did you do it?!"

The audience was shocked, this magic trick is too rough and straightforward, it is just an ice-breaking talent show, if you want to fight like this, you can go to the Spring Festival Gala just by yourself.

Feng Wuli realized that it seemed a bit too much, and said: "I almost failed haha, these flowers are from my shop, which is located in the Baoxiang Flower House on the Wenhua Street in front of the school. If you want to buy flowers, you can find me, and the flowers will be given to you." Girls in the class, the magic is over, it's time for the next classmate..."

Feng Wuli found out that although the 'monk' classmate was equally shocked, his shock was vaguely different from others.

He smiled when he looked at the little bald head, and secretly completed a communication with the same kind of practitioner.

The little bald head nodded to him thoughtfully.

After everyone introduced themselves, they started to play a few small games.

It didn't end until after nine o'clock.

Feng Wuli went back to the playground in a different direction than they did. Su Hui noticed him and asked curiously, "Eh? Wuli, aren't you going back to the dormitory?"

"Well, I'm planning to go home and sleep. School won't start until tomorrow. I may stay during the military training."

"That's right, you live close." Su Hui smiled, and Feng Wuli felt that he looked a bit like Zhu Yuanzhang in the portrait.

"Let's go then, see you tomorrow."

"Hmm...that's not right." Su Hui suddenly thought of something, and said, "If you want to go back, shouldn't you go this way?" He pointed to the direction of the east gate.

Feng Wuli was silent for a while, and said: "...there is also an exit here."

"Really, it's more convenient to have an exit over there. The cultural street is outside, and the city is just outside."

Feng Wuli nodded calmly in agreement.

Seeing him go, Ye Ji followed him like a little pony. Su Hui looked at his back and felt that this classmate's painting style was different from theirs, and thought it would be interesting to make friends with him , but felt that it might be very troublesome. He likes to observe the people around him very much. Feng Wuli gave him the feeling that he was contradictory, sloppy, and focused, like a product affected by many things, and a "pollution source" that would affect the people around him. .

Feng Wuli disappeared into the darkness, he didn't think much about it, he turned around and chased his classmates back to the dormitory.

Monday, February 8, sunny.

Feng Wuli put on his camouflage uniform early in the morning, with his belt tucked away, he looked extremely handsome.

Po Nu was asleep, Wang Xilou went to the store to open for business, Chi Fu was making breakfast in the kitchen, and he went in and out of the kitchen a few times in camouflage uniform.

"What are you doing?" Chifu stopped shaking the spoon and looked up at him warily.

"Handsome?"

"ill."

Don't compare with the blind.

When passing by the shop, Feng Wuli walked around in front of Wang Xilou again.

"Yo! Who's the boy, so handsome?"

"Exaggerated!"

She snorted: "Look at you like that, don't you just want to hear me boast, exactly the same as when you were a child."

"I may not come back to eat at noon today. I won't talk about whether I will come back tonight. Also, the store is relatively stable now. You and Po Nu can handle it. If you have anything to do, just send me a WeChat message."

"All right, all right, more verbose than me."

"I'm leaving."

"Go, go, don't fight with the children." She smiled happily.

I almost tore my crotch when I climbed over the wall in the military training uniform. The quality of this camouflage uniform is really poor.

Gather at 08:30, but the mobilization meeting didn’t start until 1 o’clock. There were more than [-] freshmen in the school. I don’t know which leader talked for most of the day, and the next leader took a long time. Then their class followed a The uncle in camouflage is gone.

The weather is hot, and after such a set of procedures, the excitement of the start of school is almost worn away. I just want to disband as soon as possible, but disbanding is impossible.

"Okay, next I will be your instructor. My surname is Feng, and you call me Company Commander Feng. We are in the 5th Battalion and 2nd Company. Next, I will briefly say a few points, then rest for 10 minutes, and come back here to gather after 10 minutes. Look at it now...it's ten forty, I'll try to hurry up and come back at eleven o'clock to gather."

In the afternoon, the sun was scorching.

It was not disbanded until 06:30, and the tasks on the first day were not heavy.

I was much tired the next day, as long as the instructors suddenly became more severe and made them make a fuss, it seemed that I couldn't do without a hard meal.

On the third day, they suddenly became very talkative again, and even tried to make them relax a bit.

This instructor seems to refresh a state every day, focusing on an abstraction.

The fourth day was also very leisurely. On the fifth day, he suddenly became a devil coach again. Everyone else rested, and he even asked them to stand in a military posture in the phalanx.

The fifth day and the sixth day were also very tricky, all kinds of embarrassing people, running in the sun and doing push-ups.

He also teaches military boxing, because some of the movements are really funny, and some people below can't help laughing.

"Whoever smiles stands up."

"Is it funny?"

"I know who it is, I hope she will take the initiative to stand up!"

Xie Jieshu stood up, but it was not her, but a female classmate beside her.

Sure enough, she was punished to run five laps before coming back, but Xie Jieshu's body is a rookie, two laps is already slower than walking.

"Report! I was actually laughing just now!" After all, she was the mother of his future child, so Feng couldn't bear it.

The instructor glanced at him, "Go and tell her to come back, you go and run ten laps."

He ran away from the phalanx, went to call Xie Jieshu back to the team, and then started jogging instead of her. Besides him, there were a few unlucky people on the playground, all from other phalanxes.

Feng Wuli ran neither fast nor slow, but a lap of 400 meters, ten laps is four kilometers, the instructor didn't expect him to finish the run, and planned to call him back when he was dismissed, but this kid kept laps and laps , and not particularly fast, but when returning to the team, I almost didn't breathe much.

"Excellent, do you usually exercise?"

"There is also running."

"Let's go back to the team."

When returning to the team, she took a look at Xie Jieshu, she blushed very rarely and was embarrassed to look at him.

Feng Wuli thinks she is quite cute too.

……

06:30 pm, Florist.

"It's so hot..."

"It's so hot every day, are you bothered?"

"That's hot! Isn't summer just complaining about the hot weather every day!"

"Say a few words less, I feel hot when I hear you talking."

"It's not you who will deliver the flowers, of course you are not hot anymore, no! You will deliver the next order, and I will keep it!"

"Don't pull me!"

"Get up! I want to play with the computer!"

The two scuffled together.

"Wang Xilou, Wang Xilou! Hit her with this!" A black cat grabbed a slipper and was kicked away by Po Nu.

A customer outside the flower shop looked at the pair of sisters amusedly. They looked exactly the same, had the same voice, and they were wearing the same overalls. Even the piano teacher who often came to sit here couldn’t tell who they were.

Feng Wuli packed the bouquet for the guest, and after sending the guest away, the slave came over and said, "Brother-in-law, Wang Xilou bullied me!"

He put one hand on her forehead and refused to hug her, thinking that it was not hot enough in the hot weather: "Where do you want me to rub this time?"

She raised her head and pouted: "You have to eat a small mouth to get better."

Wang Xilou threw a slipper on her back, "Don't embarrass me."

Po Nu was furious, and said that she wanted her brother-in-law to uphold justice for her, and taught this stinky woman a lesson. Wang Xilou was looking for where the other slipper was. Ye Ji had already returned with the thrown shoe in her mouth.

Feng Wuli wiped the sweat off his forehead, speechless: "The weather is so hot, you guys can't rest for a while."

"What do you call us? She has always been the one who provokes trouble." Wang Xilou was very dissatisfied with his statement, as if she was also responsible for the non-stop quarrel.

"Let me sit down, I'm exhausted, and I still have to listen to the two of you arguing when I come back from military training."

"This is where my boss sits, and is it also where you, the little shop assistant?" Wang Xilou got up when he heard that his apprentice was tired, and got up while talking. He was a little annoyed, and when he got out of the way, he stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on his arm, and twisted it lightly.

Just like a little girl.

Po Nu squatted at the door, holding Ye Ji's neck with one hand and pressing it to the ground, while holding a slipper in the other, he gestured around her neck to see where he could kill this little bitch.

Ye Ji shouted for help and broke her throat, but no one came to save her.

Suddenly a three-colored wild cat rushed in, grinning at Po Nu.

After rushing up, he was kicked away by a slipper.

Ye Ji was in pain for not being able to protect her little brother.

Now it was meal time, and there were not many people on the street, Feng Wuli sat down and hugged Wang Xilou's waist, buried his face in her stomach, and recovered his blood well.

Wang Xilou felt that he was like a big dog. He stroked the big boy's hair amusedly, messed him up, and then went back: "Are you tired from military training?"

"The task is not heavy, but it is very cumbersome. You have to sing military songs, walk forward, and stand in the sun for a long time. You can see if I'm tanned." He poked Wang Xilou's stomach with his chin, and looked up to see her face, but half of his sight was blocked by two mountains.

"What are boys doing for nothing?" Wang Xilou pinched the flesh on his face.

At this time, Chifu rode her baby bicycle passing by, braked suddenly and stopped handsomely, and stood firm.

Wanwan sat on the back of the bicycle, holding two lunch boxes in her left and right hands: "It's time to eat!"

(End of this chapter)