not a monster

Chapter 397 Husband, Speak Up
September 9th, Thursday, cloudy

I practiced again last night, and I was a little tired. It takes 21 days to develop a habit, and I will clock in the next day. Persevere, and strive to beat Wang Xilou into the air one day without relying on Yangshen.

As usual, I went back to my room after five o'clock to catch up on sleep.

Wang Xilou's sleeping posture is really bad, like an astronaut, the quilt is only covered by a corner, the clothes are lifted to reveal the smooth skin of the stomach, and a pair of long legs are placed randomly under the soft pumpkin pants.

After all, a boy of this age, seeing his master in a daze, almost couldn't control himself. He recited the mantra of clearing his heart, straightened her up, covered her with the quilt, and lay down with his clothes on.

Wang Xilou rubbed his eyes and yawned, then moaned and asked with a drawn out voice, "Aren't you going to do it?"

"..."

"If you don't mess with it, Master will continue to sleep." She yawned, sleepy.

Feng Wuli recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart again, and then he lay down smoothly.

He obviously avoided these things like snakes and scorpions before, but once he crossed that obstacle and put away the shy eight-hundred-year-old woman, he could always hit the highway with just one step on the gas pedal. Sleep in separate beds.

"Go ahead," he said.

After all, it was almost half a month.

Half an hour later, it was bright outside.

Feng unreasonably squeezed the paper into a ball and threw it into the trash can. Wang Xilou said that he needed to drink water, and said that the temperature of the air conditioner was a bit low. Now is the time when the love is the strongest. Running around, Feng Wuli just felt that she had almost become his slave, but now he couldn't tell who was whose slave.

"It feels like I've been married for many years." Wang Xilou said so abruptly, twirling his finger around a piece of hair, and staring at the unknowingly rough boy.

She just stared at him, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Is there any difference between us and married now?"

"Of course, you don't want to do this. Master is going to hold a wedding. Don't make such a thing that young people don't hold weddings now! You kid, the matchmaker is marrying the master!"

"I didn't say no to marrying."

"It's good to know."

"Say, husband, listen?" Feng Wuli felt his old face turn red after he finished speaking. I heard that the kind of shameless young couple would indeed call these goosebump-provoking titles when they were sweet, but when he thought of Wang Xilou's Calling himself that way, he felt that he had to die for a while.

"Want to hear it?" Wang Xilou actually asked back, looking at his toenails, thinking that the red Xie Jieshu painted her was really pretty.

"Come on, it feels weird."

"Husband, pour me a glass of water." Wang Xilou said unreasonably to Feng.

The half-child over there felt his toes were digging at the ground. In such a young and embarrassing situation, he and the woman on the bed looked at each other, seeing each other's embarrassment and embarrassment, and then laughed together.

"Stop yelling, stop yelling, it's too stupid, you'd better continue to be your master's obedient apprentice!" She slapped herself on the face: "Next time if you want to hear it, at least write the master's name in your household registration book!"

Feng Wuli also thought it was stupid, took her water cup and went out to fill it with water, and came back with some mischief, "Master, please drink water."

It's just that there's nothing wrong with being stupid sometimes.

Wang Xilou took the water glass in his hand with a happy expression on his face, and suddenly frowned. Feng Wuli thought something was wrong with her, but Wang Xilou looked at him calmly and said, "Thanks. "

Then gulp and drink water.

This zombie seems to be a little sick.

She winked, took the water glass, and stretched out a leg to step on his waist: "Master, is this 'English Hiccup' standard?"

"standard."

"Master, it's okay." She looked smug.

"Okay, okay, come over, and catch up on sleep for a while."

"Teacher, how about some more words?" The little zombie suddenly loves to study and pesters him.

Feng Wuli had no choice but to teach her a few words.

"The apprentice is... the master?"

"Correct."

"Oh, you are my master."

"The pronunciation is very standard."

"Haha, Master is talented, right?"

"It's a bit of talent, I haven't discovered it before."

I hope the day of being beaten will come later.

……

There will be at least one day of class today, and a welcome meeting will be held in the courtyard.

Everyone has been at the school for three weeks. The excitement at this time is far less intense than when we first came here. We have also experienced military training and courses for nearly a week. Everyone has a specific and objective feeling about the school and departments. The classmates around me knew each other very well, and gradually figured out the way of life in this new environment.

Today is cloudy, not sunny, and the temperature is suitable, just right.

There are at least a few hundred freshmen in the Academy of Science and Technology.

The leaders come and go, the dean, the department head, the deputy head, the professor... are all unfamiliar, but the counselors have seen it a few times. This kind of scene, the following college students are subjected to one round every year. For them, it is better to talk less A leader with a little nonsense is a good leader.

"Now let the student representatives come to the stage."

Feng Wuli stood up.

Some classmates knew it was him, but more classmates didn't know, and they didn't tell them about this in advance. Someone said in a novel, "Why was he suddenly represented?"

"We civilian players, some of them are internal beta players, can it be the same?" Someone teased and said sarcastic remarks.

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, someone with a score of more than 680 in the college entrance examination, [-] points higher than you can't represent you?" Xie Jieshu's roommate Tingting actively defended her cousin's reputation.

"Six hundred and eight are still here? Except for Qingbei, are you free to choose?"

"I heard that home is at the door, so report here if you are close to home."

"... 6 is impossible to add."

Feng Wuli vaguely heard someone bragging about his awesomeness, but he couldn't hear clearly, which was a pity.

In high school, he also spoke several times under the national flag. He has a good image, and many such activities will be pushed out as a pillar. Sister Shang uses him as a male model.

So I won't be nervous, I read the memorized manuscript, glanced around below, and found an eye bag.

Not just one, but several.

"..." There are troublemakers trying to harm me!
He shifted his eyes to the blond sister in the crowd, Xie Jieshu looked away guiltily and did not look at him.

"You're not good at taking pictures!" Next, Wang Xilou wanted to take pictures by himself.

Po Nu was not happy: "Don't grab it, my skills are not much better than yours, you can't even watch what you shoot!"

"Hey! Let him wear that shirt today, be more formal, what do you think he is wearing this!?"

"Don't make such a loud noise, you two, those people around are watching us." Chi Fu whispered.

"The weather isn't pretty, Wang Xilou, please blow away the cloud and let the sun shine out."

"Okay...forget it, he'll scold me when he comes back." Wang Xilou was so cowardly that he didn't dare to act rashly.

"Go quickly, present flowers." Po Nu pushed her.

Feng Wuli really wanted to end this speech quickly, but there was still nearly 2 minutes left due to the length of the speech, and then he watched them bring a bouquet of flowers over with a blank expression.

As for the leaders and students below, it’s not like he was tied to a rack and roasted, just gave a speech, gave flowers and took a group photo.

After Wang Xilou delivered the flowers, he stood facing Po Nu for a while, and then went down after seeing that he was OK, Feng Wuli continued to speak with the flowers in his face, and the leaders below were all happy.

"Are you ready to shoot?"

"Alright!" Po Nu showed her the phone.

"Hey! So handsome!" Wang Xilou was very satisfied: "Hurry up, hurry up, he will scold us later."

A black cat under their feet didn't know what they were doing, and when they heard that they were leaving, they also shouted: "Retreat!"

Runs like a fruit horse.

The three Wang Xilou hid their achievements and fame, and ran away from the student phalanx in desperation.

It started to rain just a little before the last day of the orientation event, and the leader was not sick, so I cut off all the rambling words in the back, expressed a few opinions, welcomed the new students, wished the new students, and a suggestion: life It doesn't have to be exciting, but you must ensure that you live actively.

There was thunderous applause.

"Okay, students, please disperse in an orderly manner, and go to avoid the rain!"

Hundreds of people dispersed.

There is no class for the rest of the day, so Feng Wuli naturally went back to the store. As soon as he entered the store, the rain outside immediately became heavier, which made people feel lucky.

"What are you three doing? You just went up to make a speech, and you even get into sending flowers." He was speechless.

"Many, how much face!" Wang Xilou didn't panic at all, the manager of Chifu looked at the computer screen with a serious face, and Po Nu cleaned with a feather duster.

"Whose idea?" He was going to tidy up the backyard.

Po Nu stood up with the look of a slave girl knowing her mistake, she knew without guessing that she lost again in rock-paper-scissors, Feng Wurea sighed and punished her to wipe her hair that was a little wet from the rain.

A few people in the store watched the rain outside become more and more severe.

"It's raining heavily." Po Nu sighed.

Feng Wuli asked: "What's for lunch?"

"Are you out of class this afternoon? You're back." Wang Xilou took back some fragile potted plants.

"There are no classes today."

"Then it's raining so much that you run around cooking, and you'll get wet all over later. How about ordering takeaway at noon?"

Po Nu said: "I feel that the rain will not be long."

Sure enough, it stopped in less than half an hour.

In the tick-tock world, a drenched black cat came running back, followed by a tricolor cat, a cow cat, a raccoon dog, and a puppet that didn't look like a stray cat ,very beautiful.

Without exception, all were drenched.

Ye Ji raised her head, her whole body was dirty, she looked at Wang Xilou with sparkling eyes.

A burst of chicken and dog jumping.

Wang Xilou took a basin and filled it with water, and bathed the cat outside the shop, on the street, a bit like killing chickens and ducks in a vegetable market, while cursing.

"Wash my friends too."

"Don't even think about it, who knows if there are fleas and germs!"

Originally, it was a cat raised by myself, and the master took care of it all. Feng Wuli didn't complain about her being a fairy and being afraid of germs.

Ye Ji was like a princess who lived in the Fairy Flower Castle, and she came back with a group of shabby little brothers. Now her little brothers are watching the princess take a bath, and they still take a basin for her to wash by the side of the road, so she is very embarrassed.

Wang Xilou's movements were not gentle, they were all pulling her paws and wiping them with a cloth, without showing any shame, Ye Ji looked a little embarrassed and said to them: "You go first Let's play, I have to take a shower before I can go out."

None of the cats could understand what she said, and the few stray cats were at a loss. They could only communicate with body language very simply, and obviously couldn't understand what Ye Ji's barking meant.

"Still going out to play? You are not allowed to go out if the ground is not dry! You will come back dirty later." Wang Xilou slapped her on the forehead angrily.

Ye Ji didn't say a word.

Feng Wuli didn't dare to say a word, he would be implicated if he made a sound, it's best not to let Wang Xilou perceive his existence at this time.

The air in the rainy city is much fresher.

Even when the rain stopped, there were people with umbrellas.

Feng Wuli thinks this puppet cat is very beautiful, it may be a pet cat escaped, or it may be abandoned, it looks quite cute.

Feng Wuli tried it and was not as afraid of people as other stray cats, so he recruited her, wiped off the water on her body with a cloth, and saw that she was not afraid of the hair dryer when Ye Ji was dried with a hair dryer in Wang Xilou. Just blow this little puppet by the way.

"Is this cat your little brother?" he asked Ye Ji.

"I picked it up in the park."

"Meow~" the puppet called out obediently, its eyes were ice blue.

"It's very obedient. This cat has a good appearance and clings to people. It doesn't look like a stray. Let me see, it's also a little female cat like Xiao Ye."

One of them was wiped dry, but the others seemed to be treated differently. Feng Wuli tried it out, and the others also accepted Feng Wuli's help to dry the water under the majesty of Boss Yeji.

But the hair dryer won't work, unlike the puppet, these stray cats will be scared when they hear the sound of the hair dryer.

Feng Wuli named Ye Ji's younger brothers respectively.

The puppet cat is named Xiaomei, the cow cat is named Xiaoshuai, the raccoon cat is named Dazhuang, and the sanhua cat is named Sangbiao.

Passers-by outside saw a bunch of stray cats gathered outside this flower shop, and they all felt novelty. Many people cast their eyes on it. In a place full of flowers in the city center, there is a group of urban elves, who are easy to catch. Some of them are soft-hearted.

"Come on, Xiaoshuai Xiaomei, as well as Da Zhuang and Sang Biao, come here." I saw the male clerk holding a box with a lot of cat food, and several stray cats rushed over.

It's just that what are those names? It's funny to hear the clerk name the cat.

Someone came to look at the flowers, suddenly felt like buying a bunch of flowers, Feng Wuli was busy with other things, walked into the shop and shouted:

"Po slave, come out to pick up the guests."

"Coming~"

Order takeout at noon.

Feng Wuli and Po Nu ordered a meal at KFC, but were caught by Wang Xilou and said, the two shrank their necks and said nothing, like two siblings caught by their old mother to eat junk food.

"If you order this kind of fried garbage, can you be healthy if you eat it? I heard my second aunt say that the child in his aunt's family eats these fried fried foods all day long. What's wrong with eating them? Diabetes! How terrible, The whole leg is rotten! It would be nice to order the private kitchen last time."

"Private food? How many private houses?" Po Nu pouted and asked.

Wang Xilou kicked his butt angrily.

Feng Wuli handed an egg tart to Lafayette's mouth to appease Mrs. Wang.

The morning rain fell twice, and in the afternoon it was sweltering for two hours, and it started to rain again at four o'clock, and it was stronger than in the morning.

A few stray cats stood in a row under the flower stand next to the store to hide from the rain.

(End of this chapter)